It’s nice to be able to get your nails done. They make us feel fancy and done up. It’s also just nice to sit at the salon and be pampered.
And nail artists can do some really beautiful things with nails these days. Instagram is filled with pictures of beautiful vivid colors and rhinestone adorning nails.
Nail artists can do a variety of different beautiful and funky styles. But incredible might not be the word for some nail designs. Weird or even gross might be a better fit. Some nail techs come up with some truly bizarre nail designs that leave us cringing rather than adoring them.
Here are 65 weird nail art examples that will leave you slightly disturbed.
These nails are made to look like baby bottles filled with milk. I’m just wondering what the liquid inside is. Because if it’s actually milk it’s going to stink in a few days.
Apparently having teeth in your mouth just isn’t enough. This person had to have teeth on their nails. I can’t see how anyone would want these nails. You must really gotta love teeth.
3) Kylie Jenner and Her Baby Stormi
Instead of celebrating something from your own life on your nails, this person wanted to recreate a significant moment in a celebrity’s life. Not a Nobel prize winner, not a peacemaker, innovator, or philantropist. This nail is of a picture Kylie Jenner shared of her daughter Stormi’s hand wrapped around her thumb.
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These are actually a cool work of art. These definitely don’t give me the heebie-jeebies. But I don’t know how the heck you could get anything done with these nails.
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This is another design with water inside of it. Aquatic plants live inside of these nails. I wonder if it’s a real live plant?
The way this nail was crafted is pretty incredible. You have to give these people props for craftsmanship. Even if it is a little bizarre.
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Do you love creepy three-fingered creatures? How about getting them on your nails? No? Are you sure?
These are definitely weird. But at least they are useful. Grated cheese anyone?
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9) Eyelash Extension Nails
Eyelash extensions are all the rage now. But I’ve never seen them on nails. But here we are.
Unsanitary. That’s the first thing that comes to mind when I see these hair nails. I can’t imagine what is stuck to these at the end of the day.
This person must be a fan of the Olympics. That or they just really love skating. Look at those tiny skates!
12) Makeup Moving Eye Nail
This nail is really impressive. Not only does it move but she’s painting real eyeshadow on them. It’s supposed to look like the eyes on the box of this eyeshadow palette.
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This nail design isn’t that disturbing but it’s definitely unique. It’s sushi! That fish head is kind of adorable.
Hairy nails gross me out. But these hairy nails are in rolls. Not that its any better but….
The look of these isn’t the greatest. But I would kind of LOVE to be able to draw with my nails. These are cool.
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Who wouldn’t want to be able to have a shot whenever they want? These Hennessy nails ACTUALLY have whiskey in them. Bottoms up.
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Did you make a mistake? Use your eraser nails to erase it. These bring me back to middle school.
These are truly vile. It’s that brown color that makes them look so gross. Barf-o!
It’s important to love ourselves. But these selfie nails might be taking things too far. I like how each face has a different expression though.
Do you have succulent plants all over your home? Well, now you can have them on your nails too. Not the prettiest nails but at least they’re not revolting.
These nails will have you howling at the moon. Get it? They are werewolf nails.
It’s a cute concept. There’s just a lot going on here. And it’s not making me hungry for candy. Actually, the opposite.
Here we have a really cheesy nail design. Complete with a little mouse who is having a snack. Kinda cute but kinda gross at the same time.
Are these pretty? Sure. Still weird though. But how the hell do you do anything with them.
These are freaking terrible. It’s what nightmares are made of. She must have someone wipe her butt for her because you literally cant do anything with these nails.
This person sure does love their guns. And knives. And… are those missles? Not sure if this is real or a computer generated image but I think that’s a grenade launcher.
Here we have gamer nails. The game? Tetris.
28) Swiss Army Knife Nails
These nails have everything you could need in a survival situation. That’s because they are Swiss Army Knife nails. Not sure why everything is white though?
But why though? This just looks painful to me. Kudos to her for doing her own thing but these make me nervous.
Throw up all over the place. These are beyond gross. They even pop like real pimples. These are just upsetting.
These look like the nails accidently melted. Or that the nail artist got bored halfway through and was like, “Screw this.” Either way, not a fan of the longer ones here.
I love pasta just as much as the next person. But this is a bit much. I’m not about to glue spaghetti to my nails.
So… nipple nails. There’s even pierced ones. A nipple of every color.
Defintely not on board with these nails that flare out at the end. That goes double for the ones made to look like webbed feet. Just NOT feeling this at all.
Pierced nails… I could do. But chained nails? I’d get so frustrated with these.
36) Smushed Cigarette Butts
Cigarette nails are one things. But these are smushed cigarette butts. You could almost smell it… yuck.
Introducing…bubble nails. These bubble nails were made to look like M&Ms. Don’t…like…it.
These Lego nails are out of the ordinary. And I love them. They’re pretty adorable.
These nails are deadly. And popular in Latin America. At least he got a little sparkle to him.
They tell you not to eat with your hands. But with these nails you can. That knife probably really cuts too.
These are the perfect back to school nails. Just keep notes on your fingers so you don’t forget them. Kinda cool.
Here’s another nightmare made into nails. Do I want to be reminded of terrifying horrors on my nails? The answer to that is “No.”
Remember when people collected troll dolls?! I just really wish these guys had jeweled belly buttons. They are kinda cute.
What makes these gross is the little chicks inside the eggs. They all look real sad. What the hell is that on the thumb?
Not sure I would wear corn on my nails. But these are actually making me kind of hungry. It’s that butter.
I think thse are supposed to look like water droplets. But they just look like those puss filled bumps that appear on your hand when you burn yourself. Grosss.
In theory, these are cute. I guess. But who the heck wants sticks sticking out of their nails. Seems dangerous.
Ewwwwwwww. The grossest part about these isn’t the big noses. It’s these weird beards.
These nails are gooey and gross. They remind me of that show on Nikelodeon where they used to slime everyone. Yuck!
We’re not sure what these are supposed to be. Some kind of furry creatures. With googly eyes.
These nails can do some serious damage. Like you could seriously injure someone. Or yourself. These don’t look safe.
You’ll never forget your keys again with these nails. They’ll be right in your hand when you need them. Or on your hand.
These nails can actually come in handy too. You can actually brush through your hair with them. I like the colors.
These are gummy bears glued to nails. They are probably covered in some kind of protective coating. Otherwise they’d get sticky and gross.
These fins are actually beautifully painted. I would imagine it would be really annoying to have on your hands. But it’s still really pretty.
These nails look like creepy catepillars. Hairy ones too. No thanks!
Simply terrifying. These are toe nails people. There’s no way you’d be able to walk with these things on.
Here we have murder nails. Splattered with blood. Morbid and scary.
These are just real stupid. They are nails pierced with another nail attached. Like I said… stupid.
I’d rather keep my moss and rocks in a pot. I don’t want growing things on my nails. Other than my actual nails.
Who doesn’t want scary clowns on their nails? As if the movie wasn’t scary enough. Now you can stare at this creep all day long on your nails.
Hate them. I just hate these so much. Again… stupid.
63) Footprint in the Sand Nails
Not sure why anyone would want feet on their nails. And if they did, you could probably make them look cuter than this. Not a fan.
I think this is a woman giving birth. I think that’s a baby at the bottom. Can’t really be sure though.
Here we have some fierce sea monsters. It must take a lot of work and talent to create something like this. That serpent looks real scary.
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