Toys bring joy to a lot of children. But sometimes we try to save a few bucks and get non-name brand toys. And the results could be hilariously disastrous.
Sometimes we do buy brand name and it still doesnโt work out so well. Some toy designers have failed pretty hard in their toy making endeavors. Their designs end up coming out miscolored or looking quite suggestive.
Some toymakers seem to be pretty clueless when it comes to some of their designs. Itโs a wonder how their toys made it on store shelves. But somehow, they did.
Here are 65 toy design fails that are so bad you have to laugh them off:
1) Monkeyโs Banana
The placement of this monkeyโs banana is a little suggestive. And I donโt like the way heโs holding it. And I donโt like the way heโs smiling while heโs holding said suggestive banana.
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joelbettner
2) Cactus in a Cactus
This is a design win if you ask me. Itโs hilarious. A dog destroyed this happy cactus. The sad cactus was found inside.
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jpellizzi
3) Finger Squirter
Even the name โfinger squirterโ is off-putting. But why the two fingers? At least make them straight.
4) Head Horse
At first glance this seems like a pretty horse. But that changes when you open it up. Thatโs when you realize itโs a homicidal head chopping off horse. Who hides his victimโs heads in his belly.
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mgnthng
5) Olaf Snow Cone Maker
I used to have a Snoopy snow cone maker like this and I loved it. But this Olaf design is a bit much. I donโt want to eat intestinal snow.
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figmentloverforever
6) Kidโs Balloon
This is a childrenโs balloon. Youโd think that they would have been more careful about where they put the blow up spout. Itโs dangling right in the middle.
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ViolentThespian
7) Whoโs Cart?
This is supposed to be Marioโs cart from the video game โMario Kart.โ Thereโs just one problem. Thatโs a โWโ instead of an โM.โ
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your_other_friend
8) High AF
This dinosaur looks high AF. I donโt know what this thing has been smoking. But I want some.
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TittySprinkles44
9) Teenage Mutant Ninja Nightmare
This is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. But it doesnโt look like one. It has a nightmare face.
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the_godriquez
10) Over It
The outer nesting doll has a beautiful face and intricate design. But it looks like this artist just got bored as they went along. Eventually they were just over it.
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Bored Panda
11) Saving Space
Were they trying to save space in this package? Why else would they have a bull humping a zebra? With the lion about to join them.
12) Duck Monster
What is this supposed to be? It canโt be a duck. A duck does not have four legs.
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Brillito
13) Animal on Animal
This is a childrenโs developmental toy. For some reason they snap together like this. For some reasonโฆ
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Live Journal
14) Cinderellaโs Nose Job
Cinderella got a tough break in this puzzle. The outline of this puzzle piece is not flattering. It looks like she got a bad nose job. Or that this is what her old nose looked like.
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dagrass
15) Austrian Kangaroos
It took me a minute to figure out what was wrong here. Then I realized that this says Austria. It should say Australia.
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moonyprowl
16) Batmanโs Hot Rod
Check out Batmanโs hot rod. Yeahโฆ but it isnโt. Itโs the Flashโs ride.
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Seiyorah
17) Buzzโs Lightyear
This, noโฆ just no. The look on his face isnโt making this any better. How was this actually sold as a something for children?
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lskoch5
18) Circle Game
Why are these childrenโs toys playing the circle game. Itโs not a very kid friendly game. Thereโs a lot of punching involved.
19) Tinkerbellโs Rough Night
It looks like Tinkerbell had a rough night. A rough night of partying. And sheโs still wearing last nightโs makeup which is all smeared.
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disneylizzney
20) Scary Bear
At first glance this seems like a perfectly adorable teddy bear. But when you take off his sweater it gets a little scary. This bear is all leg and no body.
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vilapon
21) Fake Elsa
This is definitely a fake Elsa doll. That or itโs Elsa before her nose job. Itโs probably a knockoff though.
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turon01
22) Party Belle
Belle is having way too much fun. She looks drunk out of her mind. Sheโs running around topless and shit.
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Bored Panda
23) Massive Dome
That is one giant head. The face looks a lot like Emma Watson. But that head is way too big. It looks so awkward.
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sabrinalianne
24) Red Guy
Check it out itโs Red Guy! You know that crime fighting red.. guy. And his blue bike.
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nnovl
25) Shhhhhh
This toy display looks like Elmoโs trying to silence this little boy. But it wasnโt actually designed like that. Itโs supposed to look like Elmo is hugging the little boy.
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fredrick99
26) Spider-Man Panty Line
Anyone want to ride Spider-Man? Seems like a perfectly normal ride. Until you notice that Spider man has panty lines. His body does look very feminine. Like the mold he was made from was a womanโs body and they just painted it to look like Spider-Man.
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butterstubble
27) โI Am A Sweet Babyโ
Not only is this an ugly baby, but it looks mean too. But it insists that itโs sweet. And that youโll have fun together. I wouldnโt bet on it.
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Bored Panda
28) Bodyless Baby
This toy looks like youโll be able to take the baby out and play with it. Thatโs not the case. Baby has no body.
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PROSHOTGUN117
29) Minnie Nightlight
This Minnie Mouse nightlight is to help children who are afraid the dark. But it might make things worse. Minnie looks kind of scary at night.
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Brilliant999
30) Interesting Toy
This is an interesting toy. So interesting that it looks like a penis. A penis with a hat on.
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itchfix
31) Kinky Playtime
This looks like one kinky playset. First you have the prince giving it to the horse. Then you have the horse and the princess canoodling. Plus the horse is blindfolded.
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Bored Panda
32) Sneaky Dinosaur
This is sneaky dinosaur. Or at least thatโs what the little boy who owns this dinosaur calls him. He definitely looks like heโs up to something.
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Itsajamesday
33) Inflatable Horse
This game store got some inflatable horses. They are strong enough for kids to ride. But this is how you blow them up.
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gregxcore
34) Nightmare Bear
This is just so scary. He looks insane. This is what nightmares are made of.
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pheromonkekvlt
35) Hitler Bunny
These just look like cute bunnies at first glance. But then you get a closer look at the one on the right. She kinda looks like Hilter.
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oliath
36) Crooked Eye
This lion got a crooked eye. Well, a backwards eye. How did this make it onto the shelf?
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Bored Panda
37) Blowing Bubbles
These are really cool bubble wands. But the girlโs one kind of reminds me of something. Not sure why they chose to put their hearts upsidedown.
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King_Konan
38) Queen of Hearts
This is an Alice in Wonderland card deck. So youโd think the Queen of Hearts would be the Queen of Hearts card. Sheโs not. Sheโs the Three of Clubs.
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PingPongPresident
39) Batman Rangers
These are supposed to be the Power Rangers in Space. As is shown on the packaging. But inside the packaging is a bunch of green Batmans with red capes.
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Pera258
40) Paw Concentration Camp
Wowwwwww, just wow. Someone really screwed up on this one. Terrible choice of words.
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rabidJaql
41) The Simpsonsns
I could have gotten past the fact that these Simpson characters werenโt drawn to scale. And the fact that their faces look weird. But the fact that it says โone family is very happyโ AND theyโre called โThe Simpsonsns,โ thatโs just too much. I donโt buy it.
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A1an_Partr1dg3
42) Realistic Horse
This is very realistic looking horse. Maybe too realistic. Is all that really necessary?
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Hallucinado
43) Sleepy Plushies
Are these animals OK? They look really sad. And really sleepy.
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Bored Panda
44) Spider-Manโs Dong
Did someone not blow this up to see the final product before selling this? They could have at least left the blow up flap a different color. It probably wouldnโt look as bad that way.
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comicbook_ads
45) Christmas Poop
This clearly is a poop emoji. But theyโre trying to pass it off as a Christmas tree. Still looks like poop to me.
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Cabber
46) Super-Deformed
This toy packaging isnโt even going to try. They know theyโre toys suckk and donโt look like the real thing. So they just call them super-deformed.
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MC237269
47) Santaโs Workshop
This is a display of Santaโs workshop. Where the elves make the toys. They made this horrifying human teddy toy. This is actually in a display at a shopping center.
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bexeldaher
48) Who Am I?
This plane is having an identity crisis. Itโs not sure what it is. Is it a plane or a helicoper?
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AshVasquez
49) Stingy Paint
This manufacturer got real stingy with the paint on this ball. It doesnโt even fill up the space itโs supposed to. And itโs not even centered.
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lvchy
50) Real Life Expressions
This doll has real life expression. But youโd probably only see this kind of expression in a hospital. Because this doll does not look OK.
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HufflepuffHomey
51) Paw Patrol
This is a Paw Patrol Talking Skye plush doll. This is her bottom. Apparently they felt that pink was a better color for the lining than the color used for the outside. They were wrong.
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Orcansee
52) The Mouse Nose King
This is The Mouse King. As a nutcracker. But why does he have so many noses?
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knucklebater
53) Pikawho?
This is supposed to be Pikachu. But his tail is on his head. And his ears are on his bum.
54) Batman Squirt Gun
This is a classic Batman squirt gun. First of all, he has a butt plug where you put the water in. And the trigger is ill placed.
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sgodar
55) Double Eyes
This toy has double eyes. Their first set fell off and these smaller ones were behind them. I kind of like the second set better.
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pawnee-god
56) Harry Potter
Did Harry Potter sneak into Willy Wonkaโs chocolate factory. He looks like he ate some of that meal gun Violet Beauregarde had. The blueness has yet to reach his hands yet.
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Bored Panda
57) Wise Puppet
When did Yoda grow a goatee? Maybe when he joined the Stars Warsiors. Just remember, galaxies are far, far away.
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EightiesJock
58) Police Handcuffs
These are toy police handcuffs. Because cops want to make sure your wrists are nice and cozy. Thatโs why theyโre covered with pink fur.
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bottleleg
59) Poppy Bounce Ball
The left is what this ball was supposed to look like. The right shows what it actually looks like. Someone put that ball out of its misery.
60) Baby Toys
These are supposed to be baby toys. But that seems silly. Isnโt it a little early to be teaching babies about the birds and the bees?
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The_Dude_IRL
61) Is That You Spongebob?
This is one of thoes toys for kids to ride around on at the mall. But why does this one look like Spongebob? I do not like him with a round head.
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Cowsareinme
62) Wonder Woman Scissor
This was just a bad idea. I donโt know if there was any way to make this a good idea. Wonder Woman should not be put on scissors.
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A Distant Soil
63) Girls Water Bottles
These are water bottles for children. Not sure why there has to be a hear bottom on them. How did designers not realize this was a bad idea?
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Thron1000
64) Pretty Baby
I think these people might be confused about what the word pretty means. Because this doll is pretty scary looking. Why are they making their baby wear a wig? Or why did they bleach their babyโs hair?
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playtimecares
65) Tarantula
Animal Planet is supposed to teach kids facts. Then why are they trying to pass off a beetle as a tarantula? This is so bootleg.
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Portr8
