65 People who weren't having their brightest moment when they posted on Facebook

1) World War III

This smart person is thoroughly confused about a lot of things. Someone needs to tell him that Hitler is indeed dead and WWIII is most certainly not happening. At least not yet, anyway.

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2) Not a cat

Alright, we understand that people might not have ever seen or heard of a sloth before, but a cat? Really? We have to admire the confidence this person has to blatantly ask such a silly question for the world to see.

3) It’s called gravity and our atmosphere

This person is asking a question that is almost painful to read. By this same logic, wouldn’t she think that people would just fall off the earth too? How is this possible?! Oh yeah…science.

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4) Red Box employee

Obviously, we all know that the RedBox machine is just that…a machine. Well, I guess not all of us know that. This person was so gullible that they believed when someone told them RedBox was hiring a person that sits inside the machine and hands out movies.

5) Interesting looking panda

Koalas and pandas look very similar, so we understand why this person was confused. Wait – what?! They look nothing alike in any way, shape, or form. In fact, both koalas and panda bears are very unique and striking looking.

6) Go back to school

We sort of want to smack this person across the head and tell them to go to school again. Like…from the beginning. Like, kindergarten. Does someone also want to clarify that a dolphin isn’t a fish either?

7) They don’t know how movies work

This poor, poor soul is extremely confused about a multitude of things. First, they can’t seem to grasp that the Titanic most certainly did happen and that the move is based on the tragic event. And second, they don’t seem to understand what actors are.

8) Exchanging vowels

Most people exchange vows at their wedding, but these two people are exchanging their ‘As,’ ‘Es,’ ‘Is,’ ‘Os,’ and ‘Us,’ and sometimes ‘Ys’. At least the ceremony won’t take that long?

9) Underwater lake

This person probably just had a brain fart when they wrote this post and they really meant to say ‘underground’ instead of ‘underwater’. At least we hope that’s what happened because, otherwise, we’re concerned for this person. And, of course, someone had to call her out.

10) Fat bird

We don’t know what the heck this person is seeing but it sure isn’t the turtle that it is. In fact, they think it’s a bird – a fat bird. And we’re scratching our heads over here about it.

11) She needs a geography lesson

Aww, poor girl. Not only is she not the brightest, but she’s also becoming more confused by the moment thanks to her not-so-bright friends. Girls, it’s time you revisited some of the most basic U.S. geography facts.

12) There is, actually

This one is just kinda sad, really. There, in fact, really is an ‘i’ in happiness, but, of course, you do need to spell it right. But, we appreciate their sentiment.

13) The Empire State Building

At least this girl picked a landmark that was in the same city? Although it’s a bit concerning that she doesn’t know that this is clearly the Statue of Liberty and not the Empire State Building.

14) Weird-looking parrot

What the heck is this ‘weird-looking parrot’ doing in front of our flag? Oh yeah, that’s a bald-freaking-eagle! Our country’s majestic and regal bird!

15) RIP

It will be a sad day when Michael Jordan leaves this planet, but, thankfully, that shouldn’t be for a very long time. His career with the Bulls, however, has most certainly come to an end. This person is a tad confused as to what these dates represent.

16) The great island of Alaska

This person has been living their entire life not knowing that a very large country named Canada sits right above us. And that Alaska is actually attached to it. It’s not a weirdly-shaped floating island with one side as a very straight line.

17) The Great Wall of Michigan

You know that really famous, really ancient, giant structure that you can see from space? That’s the Great Wall of China and it’s located in…China. Not Michigan.

18) Peguins

We really hope this person just doesn’t know how to spell pigeons. Because they can’t spell ‘penguins’ either. And who gets that excited about pigeons? So many questions here.

19) That’s not how that works

I mean…she isn’t wrong. Her ‘copy/paste’ suggestion works. But only if you’re on HER computer. She doesn’t seem to know how all of that works. Bless her heart.

20) Wrong John

First, it’s John Lennon. And, second, John Legend is very much alive and will be for decades to come. She looks like she was born near or after the year 2000, so we’ll let it slide. As much as we don’t want to.

21) Google it

Romania is most definitely a country but Delaney here isn’t very convinced. She’s certain it’s the name of a store. And we can’t confirm or deny that, but Romania is still a country.

22) Snow?

We don’t know if this person really doesn’t know what snow is or what is happening, but we’re so confused by this. Do they really think the snow is sand? Have they not seen or know what sand is either?

23) So trippy, dude

This guy doesn’t seem to understand that just because there’s a ‘W’ painted on the netted part of the raquet, doesn’t mean it will create a shadow. We hope someone explained this to him.

24) Commas are so important

Here is a prime example as to why commas are very, very important. It could be all the difference between eating THEN pooping and actually eating poop. Seriously, learn to use commas, people.

25) For hours?!

So, you’re telling me that this girl stood on an escalator for hours just waiting for it to turn back on? They literally become stairs when it breaks down. Just walk up or down them.

26) So much wrong is happening here

Between the god awful spelling and the idiotic behavior, we don’t really know which one is worse. Can you help us decide? Yeah, didn’t think so.

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27) Just a little mascara

We’re not sure about you, but it looks like she uses an entire tube of mascara every time she does her makeup. And someone actually wants beauty tips! It’s a strange world we’re living in.

28) Lost phone confusion

This person doesn’t seem to understand that the person who finds their phone can’t call them because…well…they have their phone. But the logic can’t quite seem to find its way to Austin’s brain. Poor dude.

29) Why you hatin’ on Puerto Rico?

We don’t know what Puerto Rico ever did to this person, but they seem to have an issue with them. What they don’t realize is that Puerto Rico is actually an American territory. So…there’s that.

30) More Titanic confusion

It seems like there are many people out there who think the movie Titanic was a documentary. Do they really think there were people just filming as people were drowning in the freezing Atlantic Ocean? These people exist. And that’s terrifying.

31) It’s hard not to shake your head at this one

This woman is basically bashing her daughter’s intelligence online. But what she doesn’t seem to realize is that she’s the no-so-bright one in this argument. Does she think we’re just making some regular trips to Pluto to pick up plutonium?

32) Male

Oh, man. We just have to question if we’re living in reality sometimes because comments like this make us doubt ourselves. What do they think ‘male’ means?

33) Pre-heat the oven to 800

When this person wanted to bake cookies for her entire office, she would need to double everything in the recipe. However, she doesn’t understand that it only applies to the ingredients – not the temperature of the oven. Could you imagine an 800-degree oven?!

34) Do YOU have a brain?

So, if something can’t talk, that means they don’t have a brain? That’s what this confused person thinks, apparently. And they also think dogs are voice-activated too?

35) Really?

This person seriously believes that there is a car inside the bank. When it’s painfully obvious that it’s just the reflection. And it even looks like it’s the reflection of the car they’re in.

36) Math is hard

When this person was 6 their sister was half their age, making the sister 3-years-old and, therefore, three years younger. However, when the older sister turned 70, this math genius thought that the sister would still be half their age and only 35-years-old.

37) Wait, what?

Does this person really think that doctors shouldn’t exist simply because they weren’t around at the dawn of time? We can tell them what people were doing before doctors were a ‘thing’ – they were dying.

38) You mean Photoshop?

We don’t know what photocrop is but we’re assuming they meant to say Photoshop. And clearly, they have no idea how live television works. What does the inside of their brain look like? Terrifying.

39) Promoting dropping out

Why aren’t more kids just dropping out of school to get real jobs? Oh yeah, because that makes zero sense at all. We wonder what ‘real job’ this person has.

40) Have they tried jumping out of a tall tree?

If physics can’t explain anything, we’d like to see them maybe try a few experiments for themselves and see what happens. We’re pretty sure gravity and inertia are very, very real.

41) Legit question

You know, the corona virus is a very real and scary thing. So, it only makes sense that you want to make sure you’re ultra-safe. Like this super smart person who thinks you might be able to get the virus from Chinese food.

42) How do time zones work?

“Lady in the US calling fake on an Australian news article because it was written tomorrow morning,” posted u/RoxyHjarta. It’s amazing the tiny little bubble people live in. Often times, those people are here in the U.S.

43) Well, you look like an ass

We’re not sure if this person has ever seen a goat before but they’ve definitely never seen a donkey, that’s for sure. We were first confused by the photo but then we were completely thrown off by the comment. People are amazing.

44) That’s exactly what that is

Before they make a statement to the world about vaccines, they might want to know how vaccines work first. We’re glad people are seeing the record straight, but we’re not 100% confident she’ll understand.

45) Next-level stupid

This super smart person doesn’t seem to understand that they could simply switch the numbers around. But they’re literally going to purchase new numbers instead and selling these ones. Next level stupidity happening here.

46) Oh, sweaty

Did you know Jesus was an American? Did you know that you spell ‘sweetie’ like ‘sweaty’? Well, according to this person, that’s how it is anyway. We’re scared.

47) As if the post wasn’t bad enough…

Now, this Facebook post was bad in and of itself. However, someone had to go and comment and make it so much worse. Check out that spelling!

48) Not the same in any way

It is possible to be anti-dog fighting but still like to enjoy a good burger every now and then. But for some reason, this person doesn’t think so. And who on earth actually supports Michael Vick?!

49) What country is Hawaii in?

I know it’s hard to believe that some place so magical and tropical could belong to the United States, but it does! It’s one of our very own! Now, get out there and travel, people!

50) Reschedule the sun please

Can we move the solar eclipse to a more convenient day and time for this woman? It’s very annoying for her and if you could just reschedule it for the weekend instead, that’d be grrrrrrreat.

51) No…like…real maps

How on earth did we do anything at all before the internet? Oh, yeah. And we also didn’t have these dumb and crazy ‘challenges’ that the kids are into these days.

52) Unbelievable

“She (red) commented this on a post about 2 year old girl currently dying of a super rare cancer,” shared this Reddit user. We can’t believe the audacity of some people. Just be quiet, please.

53) This stupid is too real

We have one question for this person – what the heck did you think heterosexual was? We’d really like to know. They even felt the need to take a photo and share it online.

54) “Pet-free”

“Pet-free” seems to be a term being used very loosely in this ad. Seeing as we can literally see a cat sitting on it. But hey, whatever makes it sell.

55) Advanced stupid

This isn’t your every day stupid, people. This is seriously advanced stupid and it hurts to even read it. How is she not getting this?!

56) What are they teaching in schools?

Clearly, this person hasn’t heard of A.D. and B.C. when it comes to the measurement of time. So, basically, they thought that the earth literally began just 2019 years ago? Wow. Just wow.

57) It’s not just a college

Hey, sports fans! Just a quick tidbit of information for you, the Notre Dame is actually a church in Paris, France. Built long, long before the college was established.

58) Nope.

Cancer can be caused by a multitude of factors. Sugar could certainly play a role, but it’s not the only influencer. People are just crazy.

59) Maybe for you too?

This mom is trying to get her son a ‘tooter’ for his English but…we’re thinking she needs the help a bit more than he does. Tooter with a capital ‘T’ at that. People never cease to amaze.

60) Watch out for this person on the roads!

They literally sanded the tires of their car for a smoother ride? The level of stupidity here is completely off the charts. Better hope you’re not driving next to them while it’s raining.

61) They’re not wrong – idiots are everywhere

This person thinks that milk only comes from cows. But how is cow’s milk not a ‘bodily fluid’ from a cow? Which…technically it still is. This person needs some help.

62) Oh, brother

Someone please educate this person. The stupidity is becoming painful to read and look at. There most certainly is a country of Georgia.

63) Umm what?

So, you’re telling me the entire continent of North America, the one in which America resides, also fits entirely in the country of America? WITH all of the other continents too?! Mind blown.

64) Please stop breeding

Oh, lord. This woman doesn’t even know how birthing works or what parts of her body belong to her. Someone please call CPS in advance.

65) There’s a reason for that

There is one major reason for the lack of chicken pox nowadays. It’s called a vaccine and they’re very necessary. This is just painful to read.

Here are 65 people who have shared some of the dumbest things ever on Facebook.