65 originally funny yearbook quotes that will make you laugh

Writing a quote to remember you by in your high school yearbook is something that is equally thrilling and difficult. In this amazing book, everyone gets a chance to shine so you really need to think carefully about what you’re going to write. Even the most quiet kid in class can leave a mark in everyone’s mind just because of a few quoted words!

However, though most students aim to inspire others through their words, some graduates prefer to make everyone laugh out loud with their yearbook messages.

We have compiled 65 hilarious yearbook quotes that will make you double over in laughter. Read on and enjoy!

1. Being friendly with the right people

This kid thought it was a good tip to let everyone know that befriending the right people is a great move. He must have enjoyed a lot of favors in high school just because he was chummy with the folks from administration!

2. Not pregnant, just eatin’ good

While some women are considered bigger in size than others, that does not necessarily mean they are pregnant! This girl must have had a few encounters with people thinking she was pregnant and took the opportunity to correct them through her yearbook quote.

3. What an intriguing reference!

Seeing a quote such as this makes you want to search for her reference immediately. I bet even her former teachers were curious. But, when you get to the part of “The Office” she was referring to, I doubt you’ll still find this quote funny.

4. Correction, folks.

Now, this graduate found a really funny and witty way to make everyone remember his name. And for that, he has actually become a legend!

5. Blah blah blah

This may look like she was too lazy to write a quote but actually, she was quoting a character from a play! Although we can see that this quote does not seem to be a really useful one, at least she tried.

6. She’ll never be Beyonce

My dear, you may never be Beyonce, but you are you and you are perfect as you are! Congratulations on your graduation!

7. Nicolas Cage fan

This girl must love Nicolas Cage so much she quoted him on her school yearbook. But, is that really the best quote you can find?

8. Except for money

Her quote started out like any other inspiring message until the harsh reality of life came up at the end. Don’t worry, Melina. At least you have other things in your heart.

9. You’re gonna regret it, for sure!

I don’t know why nobody dated this pretty girl in high school, but you bet she will make you regret not doing it! Just watch out for this lovely lady because she will make you see what you took for granted.

10. Copy and Paste

Wow, these twins surely know how to be witty. They look so alike that you’d think someone copied Darwin’s picture and pasted it on Dollar’s box!

11. Beauty inside

Of course, make-up does wonders on your physical appearance but what’s more important is what’s inside of you. And correction, eating make-up does not help you become beautiful on the inside at all!

12. Emoji galore

When writing a yearbook quote, students normally think of saying meaningful words and never even think that putting in a few emojis is even allowed. This girl definitely showed everyone that it’s totally possible!

13. What every African kid wants

African names are, to be honest, difficult to pronounce. No wonder this girl only wishes to have her name spoken correctly on her graduation ceremony.

14. Falling asleep versus falling in love

This girl seems to love to sleep all the time. For some people who do not have time for falling in love, falling asleep seems to be a better option.

15. Frozone to the rescue!

Have you ever watched the movie “The Incredibles”? One of the main characters is Frozone, Mr. Incredible’s best friend who is also a superhero. We can’t say we don’t agree when people say that this guy looks exactly like him!

16. Garbage “can” for a reason

That’s quite a weird quote you have there, Yunosuke. We’re pretty sure the “can” in “garbage can” refers to a container, not an action word.

17. Can you adopt my grades?

What a funny analogy this one is! Don’t you just wish we could do this with our grades in real life?

18. High school spells H-E-L-L

This graduate’s quote started out really light but ended up becoming one of the darkest ones in this list. He must have had a really hard time in high school and is just glad that high school is over.

19. A “Ho” all her life

She won’t ever be mad at you if you call her a “ho” because she actually is! She has been since birth and will always be as long as she lives.

20. “I do have a soul”

This one is just sad. If anybody ever told her that she doesn’t have a soul, at least she has now set the record straight and proclaimed that she, in fact, has one.

21. “I don’t like my coffee”

This guy’s yearbook quote is a subtle way to tell everyone that he’s not into women. So, if there are girls out there who find him attractive, just remember that he doesn’t like coffee and coffee is just like women for him!

22. Too busy to give a quote

This is what you get when you give all your trust to that friend who always pulls a prank on you! Setting aside a few minutes to think about what you’re going to say in your yearbook is definitely the best way to go.

23. “Importanter”

This is an example of what happens when you don’t know what to prioritize. Putting big biceps over getting the right education is not exactly the way to a successful life, bruh.

24. When you’re just mean and everyone thinks you’re trying to be funny

Maybe it’s her sweet smile and kind eyes? No one will think of you as as a jerk if you flash that smile whenever you say something mean, girl. People will probably think you’re just trying to be funny.

25. Hogwarts kick-out

Apparently, this guy was using “black” magic that’s why Harry Potter’s alma mater kicked him out. Too bad for you, brother. Who’s going to feed the hippogriffs now?

26. Lumberjack photo

Some yearbooks have creative shots of students, and this guy chose to submit a photo of him as a lumberjack. His mom was not amused at all.

27. Another Harry Potter reference

Dobby is an elf in the Harry Potter series who was freed after he received a sock from his master. This graduate felt exactly the same way when she finally got hold of her high school diploma.

28. “Put something inspirational,” said Mom

Moms always know what’s best for their children. This guy’s Mom told him to make an inspiring yearbook quote. He failed big time.

29. Nigerian prince

This guy hilariously refers to himself as the “Nigerian prince” who emails people and scams them! Let’s just hope he was just messing with us.

30. No one noticed

Of course, there is nothing wrong with wearing a hijab, especially if it’s part of who you are and what you believe in. Although, it can have it’s negative sides, like when this girl got a haircut and no one noticed!

31. One was planned, the other was not.

Now, that’s the thing about having twins. You only plan to have one but end up having two! These graduates found this fact hilarious so they decided to share it in their yearbook.

32. Totally slammed for being a liar

Apparently, yearbooks also serve as platforms for people to tell everyone just what the real score is. Just like Tasha here, who’s real enough to tell everyone that Brandon is a liar.

33. 4-year sentence

Some students actually think that high school is a prison where a student is forced to stay even if they want to. Even though we feel your pain, Faizon, we still believe that high school is the best!

34. That’s totally encouraging

This quote is a mini-roller coaster ride. It tells you to believe yourself, and then it tells you not to.

35. What is the hardest then?

We totally get it if you find that waking up in the morning is hard. But, can you please not leave us hanging and tell us what’s the hardest?

36. Quoting Paarthurnax from Skyrim

That’s one famous quote from a fictional dragon, and we can’t help but ask ourselves that question, too. Which one is really better?

37. Triplets

This is one adorable quote that only triplets can do. Triple congratulations for graduating!

38. Who is telling the truth here?

Some students really go out of their way to give us all mind-bending yearbook quotes that will force you to stop and think. Who is actually telling the truth here?

39. “I hate plants”

This is definitely an unusual way of describing vegetarians. What’s even more bizarre is that it actually makes sense when you think about it!

40. That’s 72% guaranteed!

Technically, what she said was right. The good news is this: if your crush likes water, then you are 72% sure that they like you!

41. “We. Are. Not. Related.

In Vietnam, “Nguyen” is one of the most common surnames. It’s so popular that even people who are not related share this last name.

42. Trapped in the yearbook factory

This guy has an imagination that’s totally out of the box. Who else thinks this way other than him, right?

43. This is kind of dark, but still funny

It’s so annoying when there are people who block the hallways when you are in a hurry! This girl got so annoyed that she even went as far as wishing them gone in her yearbook quote.

44. That’s one way to handle things

Yes, this tip can be useful. But only if you are willing to have a bad reputation.

45. What an optimist

This girl finds high school hellish. But her optimistic side tells her that at least, she got to experience it before she died.

46. Quoting your favorite comic artist

Some people can’t think of things to say in their yearbooks, so they end up quoting words from others. Apparently, this guy looks up to his favorite comic artist that he decided to just quote him instead.

47. A huge confession

This graduate finally decided to come clean after cheating in all of his exams. He’s safe now that he graduated.

48. Pizza is all he needs

Everybody in high school thought of this guy as easy-to-get. Clearly, this quote from him confirms all the allegations.

49. Can you guess what he’s about to do next?

This quote may seem menacing at first glance. But in fact, he’s just quoting what one character said in a British show that features geeks.

50. There is no other option

This guy is so focused on getting the girls’ attention that he’d rather die than not succeed at all. Let’s just hope he finds a way to sort out his priorities soon.

51. He’s a what?

Making your yearbook quote a description of who you are is not bad at all. But, this guy just takes self-introduction to a whole new, otherworldly, level.

52. That’s one specific plan, girl

This is not exactly the best plan for the future. But, girl, you’ve got some guts to place it all out there.

53. “The Sims” fan

This girl’s fascination with “The Sims” totally shows in her yearbook quote. She must really love the game so much that she decided to quote them in her yearbook!

54. She has set the record straight

Once and for all, this girl decided to set the record straight and answer an unspoken question in everyone’s mind. Yes, she removes her hijab when she showers.

55. He’s proud that he did.

Sometimes, you just need big words to add an intellectual flair to your yearbook quote. Thank goodness, you can look up everything on Google.

56. Allergic to shellfish

This graduate was so moved by Bo Burnham’s quote that she ended up making it her yearbook message. It was, according to her, #deep.

57. Pancakes are the best

A yearbook message can be dramatic, inspiring, or funny. Sometimes, it can just be a declaration. Just like how this guy announced to the world just how much he loves pancakes.

58. What’s that even supposed to mean?

Some yearbook quotes are totally inspiring while some are plain hilarious. Apparently, some quotes also don’t make sense. Just like this girl’s weird quote about chocolates and a punch in the face.

59. Thank you for being considerate

It appears that this girl is actually doing everyone a favor by deciding to wear a hijab. We wonder if you ever hear sarcasm in the girls’ voices when they say how grateful they are.

60. That’s what you get for skipping school

Not doing your own yearbook quote is not a good thing at all. The fact that you’re not even at school is doubly worse! Apparently, that weird quote is what you get in return.

61. Tandem quotes

Real friends know how to make things more fun by sharing them with each other. Just like these best friends who decided to have tandem quotes that show a reference to their favorite TV series.

62. Did you know that I’m Asian?

Are these two related? They seem to think the same things and even share the same last name.

63. What’s in New York City?

This “Diana Jacobs” won’t know what to tell you about New York City. That’s because she hasn’t been there!

64. That’s just sad.

You know what they say. The first person that you should be friends with is yourself. So don’t worry if you’re not anybody’s girlfriend yet.

65. This epic “Lion King” reference

When you run out of things to say in your yearbook, get a loyal friend and do this grand “Lion King” referenced tandem quotes. It’s not just funny, it’s totally epic!

Did you have fun reading? We sure hope so and don’t forget to take a good look at your own yearbook. You might just find the most epic quote of them all!

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