More than often you’ll see those traditional signs outside of men’s and women’s bathrooms. But some establishments like to get a little more creative with it. They want to give you a laugh before you do your business.
And these hilarious bathroom signs surely deliver. These signs would have you rolling on the floor if the bathroom floors weren’t so gross.
Here we have all different kinds of funny bathroom signs. And they’re all equally hilarious. Take a look.
Here are 65 funny and clever bathroom signs that will have you ROTLF:
1) Women Are Always Right
This establishment strategically placed their bathrooms. The women’s bathroom is on the right. Because, well, women are always right.
2) The Most Accurate Bathroom Sign Ever
Women’s bathrooms are a magical place. It’s where strangers become best friends and someone with even the lowest self-esteem can be pumped up by fellow women and feel like a million bucks. This sign is amazing.
3) Beer Bottles and Wine Glasses
These are great bathroom signs for a bar. But there’s one thing I can’t stop starring at here. Do men and women have different shaped belly buttons?
You don’t actually need letters on these signs. You can tell which one the men’s room is by looking at the toilet seat. Men always leave the seat up.
This is a smart bathroom sign. I just hope this place doesn’t serve alcohol. People might forget what they learned in school once they’ve had a few and end up in the wrong bathroom.
Mermaids are welcome in this bathroom. Centaurs too. You’re welcome as long as you wash your hands.
Men don’t usually strike up conversations in the bathroom, according to this sign. But that’s not the case in the women’s bathroom. Some seriously meaningful conversations go down in the ladies room.
No, this isn’t a bathroom for dogs. Think about it for a second. Who squats and who stands when they go to the bathroom?
If it being spelled out didn’t tip you off, you can tell which bathroom is which by the clould stream. One cloud is raining straight down. The other spouts off to the side.
These signs are a bit graphic. Here we’ve got cocks and cats. You know which is which.
This is a whichever bathroom. It’s a bathroom for whichever way you identify as. Man, woman, and everything in between.
Do you have nuts? Or no nuts? Choose your bathroom accordingly.
13) Unicorns and Unicycles
This is a unisex bathroom. That’s why there are unicorns and unicycles on the doors. They are genderless.
14) The Princess and the Plumber
This is definitely a bathroom for gamers. Gamers would immediately recognize Princess Toadstool and Luigi. Others recognize that the princess bathroom is for women and the other one is for men.
No need to buy bathrooms signs. Just nail shoes to the wall. People will get the idea.
16) Women, Men, and Aliens
This bathroom is for all kinds. Men and women. Even aliens.
This bathroom was kind enough to leave goers some advice. Ladies… please remain seated. Fellas… it’s shorter than you think.
Maybe these guys didn’t want to spend too much money on signage. This is a clever way to reduce costs. Three extra letters not needed.
This bathroom is suitable for all kinds of superheroes. Male superheroes, female superheroes, and those who use wheelchairs. Someone on Reddit mentioned that a better wheelchaired superhero would have been Charles Xavier a.k.a. Professor X.
Women don’t just come in one size, unlike most traditional bathroom signs. They come in all different sizes. This is reflected in this cool bathroom entrance.
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. That’s why these two are doing the pee pee dance. Looks like the woman has to go a little bit worse than the man does.
22) Wolverine and Professor X
I knew someone would be clever enough to throw Professor X in here. Here we have a handicap accessible bathroom. A little extra paper and you have Wolverine and Professor X of the X-Men.
One has a protruding thing. The other has an inverted thing. In the words of the 1990 hit movie
Kindergarten Cop: “Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.”
24) For All Kinds of Wonder Women
This bathroom are for all kinds of Wonder Women. I wish the wheelchaired woman had a cape too though. Who doesn’t love a cape and some sparkle.
These are the bathroom signs that were at The Pinball Wizard Arcade. A Pac Man for the men’s bathroom. A Ms. Pac Man for the women’s bathroom.
Chicks to one side. Roosters to the other. Go lay your egg.
Does it go straight down. Or does it dribble out? That’s your bathroom.
These are the bathrooms at Googleplex. A male and female “bugdroid.” They are inhuman androids.
This bathroom has life-size thermal prints. It’s not hard to figure out who is the man and who is the woman. These are slightly creepy though.
Here we have bathrooms for sausage and eggs. The sausage bathroom is for men. The eggs bathroom is for women. Get it?
Here are more food related bathroom signs. We have a beautiful painted banana. And some beautifully painted peaches.
These signs are at a train station. The bathroom for men is the train. The bathroom for women is the tunnel.
These hands are very large in proportion to these legs. That woman has man hands. Not sure which is really the mens or women’s bathroom here.
This bathroom is a pride bathroom. And it’s for everyone. All the time.
These are the bathroom signs at Legoland. It’s a whole family doing the pee pee dance. How is it that they are all about to pee their pants?
36) Disaster Waiting to Happen
These bathroom signs are meant to trick people to go into the wrong bathroom. NOT COOL. That’s just mean.
37) Batman and Wonder Woman
Another superhero bathroom sign. This time we have DC Comics characters. Batman and Wonder Woman.
This sign is pretty racy. I mean these are supposed to look like buildings. But it’s more like a pair of boobs and a penis.
39) Holy Island Bathrooms
These are the bathroom signs at Holy Island. There’s a bathroom for sisters. And one for brothers.
40) Chicks and Chick Magnets
These are the signs at Chicken Salad Chick. It’s a chicken salad restaurant. Chick magnets? I guess….
41) It’s All in the Stream
This is another stream focused bathroom sign. A bit too graphic for my taste. But… you get the point.
Here we have some cute Star Wars themed bathroom signs. We have a Luke Skywalker for the boys. We also have a Princess Leia for the girls.
This is the most hilarious sign I’ve seen yet. It’s uses rope. One creates a dangling parcible, the other a slip knot.
These bathrooms aren’t for specific genders. You’re either more “butch.” Or you identify as “fabulous.”
45) Humans, Aliens, and Robots
This is the bathroom sign at the SciFi Museum. They’ve got bathrooms for robots, aliens, and robots. Where do the women pee?
These bathrooms are distinguished by undergarments. Undergarements wore by ladies and by men. Bras and briefs.
47) Pizzeria Bathroom Signs
This bathroom sign is adorable. It’s at a pizzeria. You’re either a slice or a pie.
These are the bathroom signs at another pizza place. This one is in Montana. Pistols go in holsters… comprendo?
49) Bathrooms at Cradle of Aviation Museum
These are the bathrooms at the Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island. Apparently these folks know something we don’t about aliens. They have them on their bathroom signs.
50) Rightside Up and Upside Down
This is pretty clever. Just a flip of the sign and moving those “glasses?” a bit gives you a totally different gender. Girl’s got camel toe though.
51) Eclairs and Doughnuts
This doughnut shop has some really cute signs. Girls are doughnuts. Boys are eclairs.
Umm… I think this is a bathroom for going crazy? These two look like their having a real good time. She must have had to really go bad.
53) Cowfish Sushi Burger Bar
These bathroom signs are from the Cowfish Sushi Burger Bar in Charlotte, NC. You got the cow and the fish. Fish are squatters and the cows are aimers.
These signs are from a bathroom in Thailand. My favorite part is the woman. She is clearly squatting and trying really hard not to pee on herself.
This sign is crude in several ways. This is another balls and no balls sign. But it’s also crudely written and stuck up with tape.
These signs are real subtle. We’ll give you a minute. Knobs… and knockers.
Here we have some happy looking crocodiles. We have a sexy lady crocodile on the left. And a clothed guy crocodiles on the right.
This bathroom is separated by gender and music class. Men and women get their own bathrooms. Emo people do too.
59) Undies and Sweatpants?
Are those supposd to be bloomers? Why didn’t they just put some boxer shorts up? Those are some serious granny panties though.
These people wanted to welcome everyone into their bathroom. And they seriously mean everyone. They even have a Roman gladiator on there and those guys don’t even exist anymore.
This bathroom is for seafaring folk only. Pirates in one bathroom. Mermaids in the other.
62) Bowling Alley Bathroom
These bowling alley pins are quite clever. A ladies got two balls. The guys have the same and an extra pin.
Everyone is squatting in these bathrooms. The ladies and gents. Looks like everyone has to go number two.
This bathroom is for people who are hitting the ice. Male and female hockey players. Not sure what that arrow is all about.
This was a bathroom design from the Olympics. It’s pretty hilarious. This Olympian is diving right in.
