Whether you left things on good terms with your ex or bad, there is bound to be some residual feelings leftover. It’s almost inevitable that one day you will feel your phone vibrate, only to check it to find a new text waiting from your scorned lover. It is them trying to claw their way back into your life. However, everyone knows that it is a bad idea to encourage that.

It’s best to follow the strategy that these people used. Their brutal responses to their ex-boyfriends and girlfriends are nothing short of incredible. They say everything that needs to be said, succinctly, and in a hilarious fashion. Their amazing words will have you cracking up with laughter. We know we were. When you are dealing with an ex, there is only one way to respond — brutally.