There’s no denying it…the COVID-19 pandemic has had a major impact on people’s lives. Not only is being in quarantine tough but things are even harder for individuals suffering from the coronavirus. We all know that people handle a crisis in different ways.
Some individuals struggle with anxiety and depression while others rely on humor. For those in the latter category, it’s not that they don’t take the pandemic seriously, just that funny things help them cope.
These 63 quarantine signs aren’t to mock something this serious but to hopefully, put a smile on people’s faces. If you need a good chuckle, these might do the trick.
1. He might be onto something
You know, whoever made this sign has a good point. If you think about all the disaster movies made, a lot of them do begin like this. That’s both funny and frightening.
Usually, it’s humans who get rid of pets during difficult times. But in this case, it seems as though the owners are the problem. These dogs are tired of having their lives disrupted so their humans have to go.
3. Well, that’s one way to say it
Since being polite wasn’t working, this person decided to take a different approach. If that doesn’t get the message across…nothing will. Back off.
4. A little computer humor
With no patch available, this individual suggested canceling 2020 altogether. We suppose that’s one way to get rid of the virus. But we’re not so sure it’s a good idea.
When this woman ran out of beer, she took drastic action. Not only did people see her sign but in response, Coors sent her 150 cans the following day. I’m thinking of holding up a sign that says “I need more money.” Hey, it never hurts to try.
Sure, he might’ve needed personal space because of the coronavirus. But no, he’s just not a very nice person and he’s not afraid to admit it. Be glad you don’t work for this guy.
We’ve seen signs telling people to leave pets and skateboards outside but gloves? Would’nt you think they’d want people to wear gloves? We don’t get it.
8. She’s probably among good company
It appears one wife has had enough of being quarantined with her husband. So, she came up with a perfect solution. Depending on the man, it could be a good bargain…then again, maybe not.
Since people can’t go out to get a haircut, they’re taking matters in their own hands. This, on the other hand, isn’t about necessity but boredom. For this person’s sake, let’s hope they lift the quarantine ban soon.
10. Turnabout is fair play
After surgery, animals often have to wear the “cone of shame” to prevent them from pulling the stitches out. While this might be a little overboard, it’s for their own good.
This is genius. If there’s a sign that’ll make you smile, this might be one of the best. It’s nice to see a church with a good sense of humor.
One person saw this sign on their neighbor’s lawn. This is poetic but true. Maybe the individual who wrote this is trying to politely send a message to a specific person.
What a great play on words. This movie is for people who love going to the theater but hate large crowds.
For this kid and others celebrating birthdays during the pandemic, this is how it is. But we have a feeling he had fun doing this and probably got a lot of honks or other sh*t.
15. There’s some truth to this
If you shop at CVS, then you know their receipts are super long. There have been a lot of running jokes about it but this sign takes the cake.
It’s sad this church had to cancel services but good that God is still working. While funny, this sign also spreads a little hope.
…it hasn’t been that long. Or has it? With the days all running together, maybe we’ve been on lockdown longer than we think.
Do you remember the man who put a sign on his lawn about body odor. Well, this was his day 15 quarantine sign. Why doesn’t he just buy a better pair of socks. He can order them online.
So, this person might’ve thought it was funny to tell people to buy toilet paper but he didn’t think they’d do it. Here’s to hoping he’s one of those using old socks or newspapers.
For whatever reason, these parents left off the name of one of their kids. But hey, cute firefighters are always welcome…especially those that help puppies.
Talk about a double whammy. Not only are these boys stuck at home but they have a strict dad. Oh wait, he’s the principal of their school. Come on, dad, give them a break
22. It’s only the beginning
This new mom will soon learn she’s not alone. With so many couples locked up together for weeks on end, there’s about to be an explosion of little ones. Cute baby.
Just imagine being the next person to remodel this bathroom? We just have one question. What happens if it’s never remodeled? That’d be a big waste of a hilarious note.
The person who put up this sign made it clear that people need to stop hoarding. But we’re pretty sure they were talking about things like toilet paper…not animals.
Although this sign is funny, it sure makes people pause. Yeah, being six feet under doesn’t sound like much fun.
This is excellent advice, so why didn’t anyone take a strip? That way, they could have a daily reminder of what they’re not supposed to do during the pandemic. After all, applying common sense requires too much effort.
This mom provided an answer to every question her kids might have so she could enjoy a little peace and quiet. Hey, even moms need alone time, especially during a quarantine.
28. Practice social distancing
For people who aren’t good at estimating depth for social distancing, this sign will help. If you think the adult Deinonychus example is a little off, just lie down beside one…you’ll see it’s exactly six feet.
A lot of people say they feel like they’re in some kind of horror movie. Well, maybe they are…maybe we all are.
This funny quarantine sign is nicely rhymed. At the same time, it sends out a strong message. The hearts are a nice touch.
Every day, this guy holds up a new sign. One read, “Stop posting your workouts online” while another said, “We’re in this together.” And then there was this one. We’re with you, man.
It’s scary to think someone on the other side of this door is running around day after day wearing, well, we don’t know. It’s even scarier they’re using a sticky note they can easily change. How long will this continue?
So, what makes this quarantine sign so funny? It’s outside of a gentleman’s club. Our question…what happens after April 30?
Okay, we get it, everyone needs to wash their hands but don’t be so rude about it. And don’t think for a second those cute colors help soften the message.
Even though this sign reminds people that Christ has risen, the ominous message that follows is a little disturbing, yet funny. We think they meant well.
Does it count if the kangaroo is laying down or kicking? Does this apply to a female or male? Does the length go all the way to the tip of the tail? Hey, these are important questions.
Which message on this sign does the person mean? We always thought Canadians were hospitable. It looks like we were wrong. Maybe they’re just having a stressful day.
There’s no way that’s six feet. It looks more than 15 or more. This individual might be taking social distancing to the extreme.
39. Those look interesting
While most people have seen “Home Alone,” the other two don’t look familiar. Who knows? Maybe they’d worth seeing. The only problem — everyone’s stuck at home.
Usually, stares are at least $5. Question…do people get a refund if the guy blinks? And how do stares help people deal with a quarantine. Just curious.
41. Looking for a reaction
Seriously. This person must’ve been out of toilet paper for so long, they rented a sign to announce it. We hope somebody stepped up to help.
At first, this sign looks promising. But then you realize this person is planning a party just for himself, at his house, and with his own beer. Hopefully, he’s a good conversationalist.
This is funny. But hey, at least this woman gave everyone behind her a warning. That was kind of her.
44. Looking to the future
This is great, a theater with an optimistic attitude. And, they’re letting everyone know the movie is exclusively for them. There’s just no name yet.
Since a dry cough is one of the primary symptoms of the coronavirus, people become concerned when they hear someone hacking away. But as this smoke shop explains, sometimes, it’s just from puffing away too much.
We don’t know if this is the same man with the other yard signs but it’s super funny. Is anyone interested in a new vacuum…probably for a low price?
47. Did they really go there?
If you’ve been watching the “Tiger King” documentary, then you get this sign. While perhaps a little morbid…it’s still funny.
48. Socializing and social distancing
These two ladies did a great job keeping their distance from others. They just had more fun doing it than most. We’re just wondering — did the “we drink” refer to a sip or an entire beer?
During the coronavirus, people have to stay away. Once the pandemic is over, these homeowners can quickly remove the sign’s new addition. This is great.
It’s nice to know this congregation is doing both. Hopefully, the scientists are also praying. There’s no way they know more than the man upstairs.
You might find it a little disturbing that a church would put up a sign like this. But at the same time, you know you’re chuckling…at least when no one’s watching.
Hey, this message is in the scriptures so that means people should follow it. Although that book of the Bible doesn’t sound familiar.
First, the thought of smelling another person’s fart is gross. Second, why are people farting in public? Third, if people can smell it, they’re not quarantined as they should be.
Being at home all day with kids and trying to homeschool them can take a toll on even the best parents. Fortunately, this liquor store offers help.
For people ordering things online, the delivery person is often the only human they seen. So, why not have some interaction with them? Just pick your favorite show.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. In this case, a business decided they’d accept toilet paper as payment. Okay, they’re just kidding…or are they?
57. That’s what we’re talking about
You’re driving down the road when you see a man dressed up in a banana suit inviting you to throw cake at him. Does it get any better than that? Are bananas supposed to be quarantined, too?
It seems as though the person who put up this sign has had enough of 2020. They’re ready to move on. To encourage others who feel the same way, they’re doing their part.
This is a riot. Rather than putting a small sign in one window, this family went all out. If people get really bored and need to get out of the house, they can drive by this place.
Thank goodness people can go to church without worrying about getting sick. Oh, that’s right, no one’s going anywhere…at least not for a while. It’s still funny.
Sometimes, a blunt message is the most hilarious. This individual was spot on and we love it.
Maybe Costco is a little uptight right now. What’s wrong with returning toilet paper and sanitizer wipes? We don’t get it. And how did rice end up on the list?
63. For people still working
Yep…this sign explains it all. It’s bad enough having to work during the pandemic, let alone stand in a crowded elevator with coworkers. Simple solution…be quiet.
