You may have good and bad memories with your ex. But it is for sure that there are hidden feelings of fury for some. Well, these residual feelings will be uncovered one day once you get a message from your ex who is trying his or her shot to get back with you again. However, it is a common knowledge that doing so may not be a good idea.
Take a look at these people’s responses for their exes when they received a message from them. You will find it hilarious how they answered their ex-girlfriends and boyfriends in a pitiless way. They expressed what they wanted their past lover to know without any hesitation. You will really find humor in these exchange of messages between ex-lovers. Who knows you might be responding this way when you hear from your annoying past lover again soon.
You can reminisce over the past, but it’s a bad idea. Some things just aren’t meant to be. It’s best to remember the good times for what they were — fleeting moments in time.
This woman sent a text to her ex-boyfriend just to let him know that she called. She thought that he must have accidentally missed it. However, he confirmed otherwise.
This guy got his hopes up that his ex-girlfriend was about to send him a message. However, she shut the conversation down very quickly. He didn’t even stand a chance.
This one is pretty harsh, but it gets the point across rather well. It’s clear that the ex is no longer wanted in this person’s life at all. They would rather chill with a terrorist and a dictator than their former lover.
First, the woman pretended like she had a new phone to discourage her ex-boyfriend from contacting her. When that didn’t work, she had to try something else. She decided to use the playing dead strategy.
6. Relationship Nightmare
Using a dream as a pretext for getting back together probably isn’t a good strategy. That’s what this guy found out. He shared his recent dream with his ex and she tore him apart.
This was the moment that the ex ruined the woman’s day. She simply let him know the truth — when he contacted her, things took a turn for the worst. Everything was good up until that point.
Here we have the classic cheater apology. The ex hates the consequences of his actions. However, he doesn’t hate himself for what he did. Luckily, the woman had a great response to his nonsense.
10. Hilarious Translations
This woman didn’t acknowledge the man’s insults. In fact, she didn’t even understand them. She had to run them through Google translate to figure out the real meaning.
Sometimes an ex will attempt to use emojis to hit you up for a booty call. It is easier to hint about it than straight-up asking directly. However, two can play at that game.
This man is not pleased that he got cut out of the baby’s life. However, it is his new reality and he needs get used to it. Even the baby is still upset at him for his past actions.
This guy was attempting to be sweet for once. Although, the line that he used only really works if you manage to get the eye color right. Otherwise, it sort of defeats the purpose.
This ex-husband used his newfound freedom as a single man to pursue his life long dream of becoming a famous actor. He couldn’t resist rubbing it in his former wife’s face. She wasn’t a fan of his antics though.
Using humor is a great way to lighten the mood when an ex contacts you. That’s what this woman did with her incredible one-liner. It got her point across quite nicely.
These two decided that they should meet up and talk. At least, that’s what the ex-boyfriend thought was happening. Then he realized he was just being played.
Cheating is one of the worst things you can do in a relationship. It’s important to think long and hard about what your excuse is if you want your ex to ever take you back. In most cases, it is an unforgivable action.
Here we have another man who attempted to use emojis to get his ex to meet up with him. He took a big swing, but she swung right back. She knocked his proposal out of the park.
After you’ve broken up, it’s best to apply the no contact rule. However, this woman sent her ex a message one day like nothing ever happened. She just wanted some travel advice and thought she knew the perfect person to ask.
If you are going to beg your ex to get back together with you, you should at least try to spell their name right. That’s what this guy learned. He made a crucial error in his plea.
It’s obvious that this man still hasn’t gotten over his ex’s cheating. He was very hostile when she contacted him, and for good reason. Cheating once is bad enough, but cheating with multiple people is even worse.
This couple’s relationship was very explosive. There were constant fireworks. However, taking pictures of actual fireworks is a total attraction-killer.
This person finally gathered the courage to contact their ex. Unfortunately, the message wasn’t well received. Now, It looks like it’s back to no contact again.
This text had nothing to do with forgiveness. It was simply about revenge. The man wanted to show off his new tattoo that he got to cover up the previous tattoo of his ex’s face.
This woman has all but forgotten about her previous lover. She classified him as a waste of time and moved on months ago. Their old relationship together is just a distant memory.
If you need to get some items returned that you left at your ex’s house, the best time to ask is immediately upon breaking up. Waiting for seven months is a losing strategy. This guy had better kiss his old electric toothbrush goodbye.
It’s always good to have a sport to play to let some steam off when things get rough in a relationship. One good choice is boxing. It can help bring some relief to both the boyfriend and the girlfriend.
This woman contacted her ex to ask for assistance. She had a pressing problem that she needed some help taking care of. He obliged her request for information.
One of the negatives about breaking up is that you don’t get to use your partner’s Netflix or HBO account anymore. That’s what this guy discovered. He just wanted to watch some
Game Of Thrones.
If your texts are going unanswered, it’s probably time to move on. This person didn’t learn though. It took them several contact attempts to realize what was going on.
This one showcases a similar situation. Several texts went unanswered. The ex was doing nothing, but already had plans… It sounds contradictory, but it makes total sense in the context of their conversation.
Drunk texting is always a bad idea. You never know what sort of trouble you might get yourself into. This guy had to make a fake public service announcement to absolve himself of responsibility.
This guy used to be her Prince Charming. However, times change. All of his tiring romantic gestures are no longer wanted anymore.
All the man wants is his engagement ring back. Unfortunately, it looks like he is not going to get it. His ex is keeping it as payment for all of the wasted time that she won’t get back.
This ex-boyfriend really got his hopes up for a second chance. He thought that his partner was going to take him back. However, it was all just a cruel joke.
There is nothing more crushing than asking for your glasses back, only to watch them actually get crushed. That’s what happened here. The car ran them over.
If you were the one who cheated, it’s probably inappropriate to try and rekindle the relationship. It’s just going to result in more pain for everyone. The feelings of other people need to be respected.
We have to say, this one is actually a pretty good apology. It covers almost all of the bases. Although, sadly, the ex did forget a couple of important things…
37. The One That Got Away
These texts from the ex seem pretty standard. However, it’s only because we don’t have all of the information. It turns out, the relationship was from almost a decade ago and was essentially just a fling.
All the man wanted was for his ex-girlfriend to not be mad at him. She didn’t give him the time of day though, and she probably won’t the next day either. Their relationship is over.
This man requested the return of his clothing items from his ex. However, he found that everything comes at a price. He is going to have to pay her back first.
This guy felt guilty about deceiving his ex back when they were dating. He decided to finally tell her the truth. It ended up being the final nail in the coffin for their love affair.
This woman’s response to her ex is short and concise. Sometimes, simple is best. It conveys everything that needs to be said with only one word.
He is going have to try harder than that if he wants to win his ex-girlfriend’s heart again. Simply stating what he wants isn’t going to work. He is going to have to beg.
This guy’s wall of text is cringe-worthy. The ex-girlfriend saw right through his corny plea. The worst part is that the references he was using weren’t even accurate.
The memes used in this hilarious response are from the movie
Titanic. In the first one, Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t want to let his love go. Unfortunately, the situation is out of his hands.
This text proves that if you are going to invite your ex over to pick up their box of belongings, you should be there at the time to supervise. Otherwise, you might end up missing some stuff.
This man thought that a proposal might get him back into his ex-partner’s good graces. She did not agree. She showed him exactly where to put the ring.
Matt decided to text his ex-girlfriend to see how she was doing. He couldn’t stop thinking about her. She suggested that it might be because he was extremely high. That was the only logical explanation that she could think of.
The expression on the woman’s face was absolutely perfect. Apparently, the sex was not great at all. In fact, it was pretty horrifying.
This guy thought that his ex was calling him because she wanted to talk to him about their past relationship. He was very wrong. It was actually a courtesy call.
Sometimes, no response is the best response. That was this woman’s strategy. However, the ex-boyfriend was very familiar with the behavior and refused to give up.
This man tried to hint at a potential hook-up. She hinted back at where her mind was at by sending him a photo of her new ring. It was a very clear response.
Marriage is a big step. This man sent one last text to his ex just to make sure she still didn’t have feelings for him. He was ready to jump ship if she did.
Sorry buddy, Netflix comes first. That’s what this guy found out when he tried to rekindle his relationship. Binge-watching a series is much more important to his ex-girlfriend than he is.
Here we have another person who discovered the pleasure of watching Netflix over enduring a relationship. He even noticed a series on there that reminded him of how bad things got. It’s called
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
These two weren’t the perfect match, but they do both miss each other. Although, it is because of different reasons that they are missing each other… At this point, they probably shouldn’t get back together.
This text is very romantic. It has a lot of flowery language. The best part though is the delightful prose that the ex came up with as a response.
It’s a bit weird to name someone using an eggplant emoji, but hey, it works. It was the first thing that she thought of when she filled out the information. His name completely slipped her memory.
Sending one text to an ex is bad enough, but this guy sent a group message to two of his exes at once. It was a Christmas surprise for both of the women. Whether they appreciated it or not is still up for debate.
It’s never too late to try and touch base with an ex, unless it’s your wedding day… Then it probably is. There is no way to justify that sort of behavior.
This person had no intention of getting back together with his ex-partner. He just wanted an unbiased third party opinion. However, the ex probably wasn’t the best person to ask.
In this conversation, the ex was the voice of reason. She pointed out the facts — he doesn’t want to talk to her, yet he is the one who contacted her first.
An ex-girlfriend is pretty much the last person you should ever ask for a favor. Especially when that favor is something as silly as ironing pants. A better technique is to just watch a YouTube video and figure out how to do it yourself.
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