Going out on the weekend to find some wonderful deals at yard sales, garage sales, and antique shops is a pastime for some. There’s a certain rush of adrenaline you experience after finding an amazing “buried treasure” at a garage sale.
But, have you ever been to a garage sale and found an item that is just plain strange or creepy? We went searching online for some of the oddest things found at garage sales, and wow … we came up with some doozies!
From creepy dolls and clown paintings, to odd statues, to a poop journal, here are 50+ strange and creepy things people have discovered at garage sales.
1) Painting of Jesus playing soccer
Reddit commenters had a lot of fun responding to this garage-sale find. Here’s just a sample of the responses: “Shouldn’t he be playing goalie because Jesus saves?” and “No, Peter should be goalie, because he denied Jesus three times.” Well played social media!
I wonder if this painting came from the same garage sale as the portrait of Jesus playing soccer. If so, think of the other “treasures” they must possess.
3) Creepy newlywed door hanger
This door hanger makes perfect sense: “Stay out! No matter what you hear! Newlyweds inside! But what’s up with the kids pictured on the sign cover?
You know you want this! Who doesn’t have a Will Ferrell photo collection?
5) Crocheted frog … with boobs
Imagine coming across this garage-sale treasure. How could you NOT buy it?
Take your love of tennis to the next level with this chair made entirely from tennis balls. And it only costs $200!
Keep your cat safe with this tin foil hat for cats! Your cat will be protected against HAARP, gamma rays, RFID implants, electromagnetic fields, and, my favorite, dog ESP.
8) Laser-beam eyed bird art
This is so horrific. Yet, at the same time, I can’t look away.
9) Unique psychology book
What’s up with this super strange psychology book cover? Love the giant sea monster and human teeth.
I get why someone would keep a poop journal. But selling it at a garage sale? … Speechless!
Eek! These horrifying baby statuettes are totally frightful! … especially “baby seal” and “baby pig.”
12) Festive chip and dip bowl
In case it’s unclear, this is a chip and dip bowl. Just dig in, man!
13) Urine test results letter
Hey, this guy is just proud to share that his urine test was negative. Who could blame him? Congrats Mr. Klein!
Apparently, selling piles of carp is a thing. Ewwwww!
15) Googly eyed seashells playing cards
Very creative … but it looks like someone has way too much time on their hands.
Weird yet adorable at the same time. Who wouldn’t love a Fire Elsa “welcome” statuette?
Pete worked hard on applying 5,000 coats of paint to this wood block. It only took him 14 years to do it, from 1950 to 1964.
You’re beautiful. You really are! And if you don’t believe me, here’s a “Your Beautiful” clown mug.
Ever heard of the serial killer Ed Gein? I’m pretty sure he made this horrifyingly realistic body-parts lamp … or at least inspired its creator.
I am oddly fascinated by these statuettes of chickens doing yoga.
21) Sexy inflatable sheep
I bet this got into the garage sale pile by accident. ;)
22) Middle finger center piece
The ultimate dining room center piece. Who says art isn’t classy?
This is just terrifying. The Campbell’s soup boy has apparently had a few rough decades.
Reddit user u/deanie1970 found this T-shirt years ago for only $1. Best purchase ever. Look at how happy that “little guy” is!
25) Santa wine bottle holder
There are certain things that should not be used as wine bottle holders. Santa Claus is one of them.
You never know when you’ll need an antique bed pan. Probably when you least expect it.
This bizarre, blank-faced statuette has a well-placed rose.
28) Humpty Dumpty trashcan head
This beauty was advertised as fitting on top of a trash can. Was the creator drunk when they thought of this?
29) Faux fur fox head boots
Who were the former owners of these faux fur fox head boots trying to impress anyway?
This “deceased estate soap” was advertised as “1970s soap RARE!” Why? Just … why???
31) Virgin Mary bread stamper
Yep … some lucky family found this Holy Toast! Miracle Bread Stamper. I think it’s time for a very special Sunday brunch.
Anyone? Anyone? Nope. I think they’re going to have to mark this magic worm farm down to 25 cents.
Whoa! I don’t think I could concentrate on eating my hot dog with these creepers looking at me.
Finding personal care products at a garage sale is just weird, even if it is Nioxin Scalp Recover shampoo for your dry, itchy scalp.
Apparently, this urn complete with ashes inside was being sold at a local sale for $4.99. [Insert sad face here.]
I see this fitting in perfectly in my garage … up in the rafters.
Want to really prank your spouse or roommate? Stick this bog monster in the toilet, close the lid, and wait for the hilarity to ensure!
Perfect for the obsessed NSYNC fans who have a shrine at home devoted to their favorite ’90s boy band.
39) Stiletto phone holder
You can wear these beauties or use them as cell phone holders. OK, so maybe you can’t wear them, but I think Schildkraut has the right idea.
Alrighty then. I hope there aren’t too many dead flies inside.
$150 for this scary-looking doll? Is she made from gold?
I don’t care how creepy this Mona Lisa kitty tin is. I love it!
The perfect gift for exterminators everywhere.
I can’t even imagine what inspired this horrific wire and stick art. Probably some monstrous nightmare.
It’s so sad that these people are selling their five-year-old’s school ceramics project.
My hair actually looks like this on some mornings. It’s rather embarrassing.
47) Veggie clown portrait
A clown portrait complete with vegetables as his clothing, hair, and nose. Huh.
48) Creepy time-out chair
This creepy time-out chair is sure to set your kids straight!
Where the heck did this doll’s eyes go? *shivers*
I adore Thousand Island dressing but probably wouldn’t buy it from a garage sale. This particular bottle dates back to March 1978. I hope they didn’t eat it!
So, what exactly are we looking at here? This doesn’t look much like a squirrel to me.
Was out for those shark teeth! And are those human bones on the bottom?
This cactus plant complete with a human head on top must have been someone’s prized possession at one point, because they are selling it for $10!
As if one creepy clown isn’t enough, there are six of them in this one painting.
This doll might have been amazing in its day, but now … not so much.
A collection of odd, tiny toy chickens.
This reportedly haunted portrait of a spooky-looing girl was found at a garage sale. I wonder if the new owner has experienced anything ghostly since taking possession of it.
58) Cat pee dance pictures
Well these are certainly original, and very strange.
I sure hope this is an old copy of Dad’s funeral video and not the original!
60) Commemorative cat plates
I hope these are just for display, because can you imagine eating dinner on these plates?
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It seems that one person’s old junk is another person’s treasure, even the most bizarre and creepy items.
Going out on the weekend to find some wonderful deals at yard sales, garage sales, and antique shops is a pastime for some. There’s a certain rush of adrenaline you experience after finding an amazing “buried treasure” at a garage sale.
But, have you ever been to a garage sale and found an item that is just plain strange or creepy? We went searching online for some of the oddest things found at garage sales, and wow … we came up with some doozies!
From creepy dolls and clown paintings, to odd statues, to a poop journal, here are 50+ strange and creepy things people have discovered at garage sales.
