The cats absolutely hate the vacuum. They can’t stand it. They loathe it. Fortunately, they have a tree sanctuary. Who even has that many cats?!

You can’t put a Roomba just anywhere. Roombas and feces do not go together. Isn’t that doggie cute though? That’s the perfect size for riding the vacuum.

Curtains to the Roomba. Curtains to those curtains. I’m being overdramatic. Fotunately, they’ll probably both be alright.

The tracks vaguely resemble someone flipping the bird. Maybe the Roomba really, really hates its masters. The Roomba just wants independence, after all.

Today, we must honor a fallen friend. This doll died at the hands of an evil vacuum cleaner. I mean just look at the shock on its face! Oh, the horror!

I guess this vacuum cleaner is at the top of the food chain in this household (along with humans). Yes, that’s a real snake. It looks like it was shedding its skin…

Mowing the lawn is old-fashioned. There are more precise methods. Have you considered vacuuming your lawn? Yeah, you shouldn’t.

Yes, this man is vacuuming a puddle. Is the policeman trying to get him to stop? Or is he simply telling him to do a better job? He missed a spot.

Mom cheaped out and got her child a knockoff Roomba. Unfortunately, it’s literally not even a vacuum. Come on Mom, you can do so much better!

Some electronics see the most tragic deaths. This pains me to see. These headphones are going to need top-of-the-line surgery and some intense rehab to get back into peak listening shape.

This automatic vacuum always had aspirations to be a roll of toilet paper. It finally fulfilled those long-held dreams. The next time someone uses the bathroom, they may be surprised to find that the toilet paper is actually a vacuum.

Look closely. You see that? Those tracks lining the entire empty space of the room were perfect… until the trip back home.

That looks like a pretty good gaming keyboard. I wonder if this person has ever played Luigi’s mansion… For those that don’t know, it’s an awesome game whereby the protagonist, Luigi, uses a special vacuum to suck up ghosts.

A 5-star hotel requires a 5-star street. And a 5-star street requires 5-star cleanliness. That’s one pampered road.

She was just laying on the ground having some fun! But she didn’t realize the Big Bad Boogie Roomba was on the prowl. Mom couldn’t stop laughing as she untangled her daughter’s hair.

Bad things happen. Some people – and even some machines – go rogue. As Alfred said in The Dark Knight, “Some men just want to watch the world burn.” That applies to Roombas, too.

This Roomba has gone cliff diving… in the house. I can understand why it’d be led to believe it’s “stuck near a cliff.” Roomba does require your attention, but only because it doesn’t know the difference between the frame of a nightstand and a cliff.

This vacuum cleaner turned against its ornate glass overlords. That device packs a lot of power… This is going to be a mess to clean up. Good thing there’s a vacuum cleaner around.

Vacuums need rest, too. Everyone has a favorite sleep spot. Naps are great energizers on difficult days. This Roomba will be energized in no time.

Yikes. I don’t think we should blame the Roomba… This is is just unfortunate. At least it didn’t get on the carpet…

Watch out! This is like the vacuum version of a cliff scene in a film. The technology clearly still has a ways to go. This automatic vacuum almost bit the dust.

Post-vacuum elation is one of the great simple pleasures in live. Everyone loves a sparkling clean living room. But vacuums can be tricky… Don’t be this guy.

Pulling that problematic, systemic thread can wreak havoc. Some clothing items are really suspectible to this. This vacuum did not relent. Hopefully, the carpet will live to see another day, scars and all.

No, this wasn’t a caterpillar. If it was, that’d be pretty damn alarming. I’d actually be scared if caterpillars that size existed. Fortunately, this hole was brought on by some serious suction.

How does this even happen? It looks like the vacuum got a hold of the drawstring. That’s going to be a pain to get out. I don’t even know…

The Roomba threw a temper tantrum in the bathroom. It wasn’t pretty. I’m not sure this Roomba is even potty trained.

Well, that’s innovative. Some vacuums are a pain to turn on. And each vacuum is different. This is a familiar friend.

Apparently the Roomba went wild in the LEGO room. Wait, who even has a LEGO room? That’s actually kinda cool. This Roomba definitely wasn’t, though.

Everyone knows the classic Dr. Seuss story. The Grinch (originally) hated Christmas. The spirit of the Grinch is embodied in this Roomba.

How did a giant spider get in the vacuum unscathed? Did it plant eggs in the lint? I think it’s time to discard that vacuum…

These two hate each other. They’ve been duking it out for years. Right now, it’s a dead heat. Who will come out the victor?

The Roomba loves arts and crafts. This is the vacuum cleaner’s newest work. It’s a little abstract. Only certain creative palettes will understand. Meet the Picasso of vacuum cleaners.

There’s nothing like the great outdoors. He knows. He loves it so much he’s even compelled to keep it clean at all times. I just question his methods, not his intentions.

Roomba’s love toilet paper. It’s one of their favorite meals. The bathroom vent even got involved in this one.

That’s one heavy-duty vacuum… I’m not sure I’ve ever seen one quite like it. I hope her hair’s okay! She handled it like a champ.

Toilet paper trails are always embarrassing. This holds true even for a robot. It’s okay, the Roomba’s not familiar with human utilities quite yet. The potty training has just begun.

Apparently this tragedy occurred while vacuuming. But how? Someone should take a look at that socket and vacuum cleaner… That’s not supposed to happen.

Roomba likes a certain ambiance. At night, it prefers to pull the blinds. Sure, everyone can see inside, but Roomba doesn’t have to worry about that. It’s like half a foot tall.

Make sure to inspect the local environment before combing your carpet with a vacuum. Rest in peace heaphones. You had a good run.

This is embarrassing. I wonder how long this went on for? Like, it’s not even close to connected.

Chargers and cables are especially vulnerable to vacuum cleaners. Some vacuum cleaners have no shame. They’ll devour anything and everything in their paths. This was a sad sight to behold.

Roombas are like goats. They’ll nibble on anything. I hope the stereo system’s a-ok. It looks like an expensive unit!

Some vacuums are kleptos. They don’t even do it because they want to clean. They do it because they love the thrill of thieving. It’s criminal!

Always inspect the surrounding environment before vacuuming! Come on, this is cleaning 101 right here! Maybe the cable will live to see another day. Maybe things are going to be okay.

This white lamp’s seen its final days. Somehow, the bulb stayed in tact, though. This Roomba has been apprehended, red-handed. Off to robo jail you go!

I’m beginning to think that Roombas have no idea what a “cliff” is. This device has been stopped in its tracks multiple times. Why? Because it didn’t want to fall off a cliff.

Well that’s unfortunate. It’s almost like the vacuum and that nook were made for each other… Almost. Some relationships just weren’t meant to be.

You hate to see it. This vacuum’s guilty of a crime! That cable’s not gonna unwrap itself. There goes a solid few minutes. That time never comes back!

This Roomba wants out. It’s fed up with a life of forced labor and cleanliness. Unfortunately, the outside world isn’t a kind place to Roombas.

Eva, the vacuum, sent out a message saying she’s having a bad day and needs assistance. Yeah, this vacuum’s definitely in need of assistance. That’s for sure. But aren’t we all? I hope that charger’s going to be okay.

RIP Barbie. I wonder how Ken will feel. Has anybody told him? Bring a box of tissues.

Some people are outdoorsy. Some Roombas are too. Well, get to it. Roomba’s got a lot of work to do. The earth isn’t going to clean itself, ya know.

Another tie bites the dust. This time, it came at the hands of the evil vacuum. It kinda reminds me of HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey. That’s not a good thing.

This is home. But the Roomba didn’t come back last night. I’m starting to get worried. I’ll give it a few more hours before contacting the authorities.

Vacuum cleaner intelligence has skyrocketed in recent years. Some dogs feel threatened. I, for one, welcome our robot overlords. This dog definitely doesn’t, though.

I’m shattered by the sight of this shattered mirror. Roomba doesn’t like the way it looks. So it took out its anger on the mirror.

I’ve never seen lint density that compact. It’s like a lint boulder. Well that explains the inefficient suction.

The owner received a message stating, “Roomba requires your attention. Roomba is stuck near a cliff.” On second look, that is one gaping chasm of a cliff.

This vacuum uses way too much toilet paper. Unfortunately, it didn’t have parents to train it. The results are displeasing, to say the least.

Dogs don’t seem to get along with automated vacuums. This dog even built a barricade to imprison the device. This probably means war.