There is a certain way that you should eat a burrito or enjoy an ice cream cone. But some people? They just can’t seem to figure it out. They’re doing things their way and it’s absolutely infuriating to witness. Need proof? Keep reading.
Here are 60 people with seriously strange eating habits.
These people can’t be trusted.
1) This isn’t how you ketchup
Who drizzles ketchup all over their fries? Everyone knows it goes on the side for dipping.
What kind of animal just bites into an ice cream cone with their front teeth? There are so many things wrong with that.
If someone eats a burrito like this, is this the sign of a psychopath? Because that’s what it seems like to us.
4) What did the pancake do to you?
We’re not sure what the pancake did to deserve this but we feel very bad for it. Are they just not going to eat the rest?
5) What the heck is happening?
Has she never had a taco before? Why are her fingers touching the toppings like that? We have so many questions.
6) So much disrespect for pizza
Only a monster would carry boxes of pizza like this. Are they really this oblivious?
We get it. You don’t like the crust. But now you’ve ruined the pie for the rest of us.
Apparently, this person thinks opening cereal is some sort of game. Well, it’s not. And this is so not cool.
This person has clearly never had a pizza before because if they had, this terrible thing wouldn’t be happening. It makes us want to cry.
There is so much wrong with this picture we don’t even know where to begin. It should be a crime to do this to the beloved Oreo.
11) What happened to the stem?
Please tell me the person that chomped into this pear from the top took off the stem first at least. We have a feeling they didn’t.
This person is joking, right? Tell us they’re joking.
13) It’s called string cheese for a reason
Treating string cheese this way should most definitely be a punishable offense. There is no excuse for this.
There is a right and a wrong way to eat Pringles. Guess which one this is.
15) Who taught them this?
It’s absolutely bonkers that someone would think that the milk goes before the cereal. It actually hurts our brain.
Only a maniac would eat two Pop Tarts like this. That’s too much Pop Tart per bite.
There is a reason that Kit Kats are sectioned out into pieces. So you can BREAK THEM OFF! It’s even in their jingle!
18) Poor, poor sushi roll
This is just about as bad as the burrito killer we showed you earlier. Yep. Just as bad.
We really hope that this was just a misfortunate accident and not someone totally disrespecting a Hershey’s Cookies and Creme bar.
This was done by a toddler or something, right? No adult would murder a donut like this, right?
They bit into a tangerine like a total savage. Didn’t even bother to remove the peel.
22) Wrong on so many levels
Bread as the bun. That’s the first problem. Second problem? The swimming pool amount of ketchup.
It looks like the same person who munches tangerines with their peels likes to do the same thing with bananas too.
24) String cheese is disrespected again
Another monster is on the loose out there, people. Who cuts up their string cheese?! A crazy person. That’s who.
25) We don’t know about this
Look, we know Nutella is absolutely delicious. We get it. But a baby carrot?! Really?
26) Apparently it happens a lot
It’s an epidemic and I think we should all be concerned. Stop it with the carrots, people.
27) It’s just getting worse
Alright. Now we’ve seen it all. Sriracha and Nutella is also apparently a thing.
https://twitter.com/ArgemiroElPrimo/status/641359126040199168
28) What kind of meal is this?
This person is way too excited about their bizarre meal of rice, beans, ketchup, some other weird sauce, and cookies.
29) We just puked a little
Honestly, whoever made this needs to be locked up for life. There is so much mayonnaise layered on that bologna cake that it makes our stomachs churn.
https://twitter.com/bukakecreamteam/status/648271244132007936
There are people out there eating cereal out of a plastic bag with their fingers. And that scares us.
Eating Oreos is practically an art form in and of itself. And this isn’t how you do it.
https://twitter.com/EspirituJoto/status/299751706126843904
32) Yes, Natalie. You’re the only one.
The answer is yes to her question. No one in their right mind would eat a kiwi with the skin still on.
33) Well, that sounds terrible.
This was possibly the worst food decision that anyone has ever made. That sounds disgusting.
34) We think you’re weird too
Maybe her tactic here is to ‘save the best for last’? At least we hope that’s what’s happening here.
35) There’s more than one out there
Who eats wings like this? The same type of psycho who shared the photo from earlier. There is so much meat still on there!
36) That’s not what they meant
Sometimes food is disrespected simply because people are lazy. Like this prime example.
Who are ‘summit people’ and why are they eating their Kit Kats like this? It’s just so so wrong.
https://twitter.com/rebcampb/status/776831195392991232
Even though this just isn’t right, we have to say that we’re kind of impressed. How did they do that?
Everyone knows that you use a spoon for ice cream not only because it just makes sense but because you have to scrape it out of the carton nice and smoothly. Not like this psycho.
40) Spaghetti with a spoon?
Functionally, eating spaghetti with a spoon makes zero sense. What was their logic here?
41) He’s out of the family
If there’s a sure-fire way to get kicked out of the family and disowned – it’s by eating your burrito like this.
This person just chomped right into the Bubble Tape. Never even fulfilling its true purpose.
Is this seriously real? What’s the purpose of this exactly?
https://twitter.com/Vidarrina/status/608884483161325569
Here’s another psychopath who likes to taunt people with terrible food crimes.
https://twitter.com/nelkyway/status/530108042227253251
45) He needs to be talked to
This person’s brother ruined the entire plate of donuts for everyone else. They should be kicked out of the circle of trust.
46) So many weirdos out there
We knew people were strange but this is starting to get out of control, don’t you think?
47) Absolutely terrifying
We are 100% completely on the same page with the person who shared this tweet. We didn’t know there were so many people out there that eat pizza like this.
Here’s a person who likes to eat their popsicles from the bottom up. Why? Because they’re insane.
Just so you know, ketchup is not a substitute for tomato sauce. It’s just not.
50) Peanut butter. Cheese. Onion.
Peanut butter goes great with a lot of things. Cheese? Okay, maybe. But raw white onion? We’re not so sure about that.
This person thinks milk steak with jelly beans is a proper meal. Not sure how many nutrients you’re getting there.
We’re getting sick and tired of the lunatics that are treating their string cheese this way. We’re making it an official crime.
Why are donuts being so mistreated these days? It just breaks our hearts.
54) Not totally mad at this
Chocolate and bread is a bit of a strange combo but – we’ve seen worse. We’ll let this one slide.
55) You’re not done, are you?
This person better not be done eating that avocado. It would be a damn shame if they threw that out.
56) Are they trying to hurt us?
You guys. Another one. Another person who should be banned from eating string cheese ever again.
The crimes against Kit Kats are also out of control. What’s with people and string cheese and Kit Kats?
We told you things were getting out of control out there. If you ever see anyone doing this, slap them in the face immediately.
Burritos, sushi, tacos, and now hot dogs? Can anything be sacred anymore?
This orange looks like it’s been severely tortured and left to die. It’s slightly terrifying.
Knowing that there are so many humans out there eating food like this is a bit unnerving, don’t you think? Yikes!
H/T: Buzzfeed
There is a certain way that you should eat a burrito or enjoy an ice cream cone. But some people? They just can’t seem to figure it out. They’re doing things their way and it’s absolutely infuriating to witness. Need proof? Keep reading.
Here are 60 people with seriously strange eating habits.
These people can’t be trusted.
