There is a certain way that you should eat a burrito or enjoy an ice cream cone. But some people? They just canโt seem to figure it out. Theyโre doing things their way and itโs absolutely infuriating to witness. Need proof? Keep reading.
Here are 60 people with seriously strange eating habits.
These people canโt be trusted.
1) This isnโt how you ketchup
Who drizzles ketchup all over their fries? Everyone knows it goes on the side for dipping.
2) No. Just no.
What kind of animal just bites into an ice cream cone with their front teeth? There are so many things wrong with that.
3) This is concerning.
If someone eats a burrito like this, is this the sign of a psychopath? Because thatโs what it seems like to us.
4) What did the pancake do to you?
Weโre not sure what the pancake did to deserve this but we feel very bad for it. Are they just not going to eat the rest?
5) What the heck is happening?
Has she never had a taco before? Why are her fingers touching the toppings like that? We have so many questions.
6) So much disrespect for pizza
Only a monster would carry boxes of pizza like this. Are they really this oblivious?
7) Unbelievable
We get it. You donโt like the crust. But now youโve ruined the pie for the rest of us.
8) They have no soul
Apparently, this person thinks opening cereal is some sort of game. Well, itโs not. And this is so not cool.
9) It hurts to look at
This person has clearly never had a pizza before because if they had, this terrible thing wouldnโt be happening. It makes us want to cry.
10) We have to look away
There is so much wrong with this picture we donโt even know where to begin. It should be a crime to do this to the beloved Oreo.
11) What happened to the stem?
Please tell me the person that chomped into this pear from the top took off the stem first at least. We have a feeling they didnโt.
12) You canโt be serious
This person is joking, right? Tell us theyโre joking.
13) Itโs called string cheese for a reason
Treating string cheese this way should most definitely be a punishable offense. There is no excuse for this.
14) Thatโs not right
There is a right and a wrong way to eat Pringles. Guess which one this is.
15) Who taught them this?
Itโs absolutely bonkers that someone would think that the milk goes before the cereal. It actually hurts our brain.
16) Double Pop Tarts
Only a maniac would eat two Pop Tarts like this. Thatโs too much Pop Tart per bite.
17) Not how you do it
There is a reason that Kit Kats are sectioned out into pieces. So you can BREAK THEM OFF! Itโs even in their jingle!
18) Poor, poor sushi roll
This is just about as bad as the burrito killer we showed you earlier. Yep. Just as bad.
19) This is frustrating
We really hope that this was just a misfortunate accident and not someone totally disrespecting a Hersheyโs Cookies and Creme bar.
20) Sadโฆ
This was done by a toddler or something, right? No adult would murder a donut like this, right?
21) Oh my word
They bit into a tangerine like a total savage. Didnโt even bother to remove the peel.
22) Wrong on so many levels
Bread as the bun. Thatโs the first problem. Second problem? The swimming pool amount of ketchup.
23) Not cool
It looks like the same person who munches tangerines with their peels likes to do the same thing with bananas too.
24) String cheese is disrespected again
Another monster is on the loose out there, people. Who cuts up their string cheese?! A crazy person. Thatโs who.
25) We donโt know about this
Look, we know Nutella is absolutely delicious. We get it. But a baby carrot?! Really?
26) Apparently it happens a lot
Itโs an epidemic and I think we should all be concerned. Stop it with the carrots, people.
27) Itโs just getting worse
Alright. Now weโve seen it all. Sriracha and Nutella is also apparently a thing.
https://twitter.com/ArgemiroElPrimo/status/641359126040199168
28) What kind of meal is this?
This person is way too excited about their bizarre meal of rice, beans, ketchup, some other weird sauce, and cookies.
29) We just puked a little
Honestly, whoever made this needs to be locked up for life. There is so much mayonnaise layered on that bologna cake that it makes our stomachs churn.
https://twitter.com/bukakecreamteam/status/648271244132007936
30) Nope.
There are people out there eating cereal out of a plastic bag with their fingers. And that scares us.
31) Thatโs not correct
Eating Oreos is practically an art form in and of itself. And this isnโt how you do it.
https://twitter.com/EspirituJoto/status/299751706126843904
32) Yes, Natalie. Youโre the only one.
The answer is yes to her question. No one in their right mind would eat a kiwi with the skin still on.
33) Well, that sounds terrible.
This was possibly the worst food decision that anyone has ever made. That sounds disgusting.
34) We think youโre weird too
Maybe her tactic here is to โsave the best for lastโ? At least we hope thatโs whatโs happening here.
35) Thereโs more than one out there
Who eats wings like this? The same type of psycho who shared the photo from earlier. There is so much meat still on there!
36) Thatโs not what they meant
Sometimes food is disrespected simply because people are lazy. Like this prime example.
37) Not again
Who are โsummit peopleโ and why are they eating their Kit Kats like this? Itโs just so so wrong.
https://twitter.com/rebcampb/status/776831195392991232
38) How did this happen?
Even though this just isnโt right, we have to say that weโre kind of impressed. How did they do that?
39) Come on now
Everyone knows that you use a spoon for ice cream not only because it just makes sense but because you have to scrape it out of the carton nice and smoothly. Not like this psycho.
40) Spaghetti with a spoon?
Functionally, eating spaghetti with a spoon makes zero sense. What was their logic here?
41) Heโs out of the family
If thereโs a sure-fire way to get kicked out of the family and disowned โ itโs by eating your burrito like this.
42) Devastating
This person just chomped right into the Bubble Tape. Never even fulfilling its true purpose.
43) Why though?
Is this seriously real? Whatโs the purpose of this exactly?
https://twitter.com/Vidarrina/status/608884483161325569
44) It does actually
Hereโs another psychopath who likes to taunt people with terrible food crimes.
https://twitter.com/nelkyway/status/530108042227253251
45) He needs to be talked to
This personโs brother ruined the entire plate of donuts for everyone else. They should be kicked out of the circle of trust.
46) So many weirdos out there
We knew people were strange but this is starting to get out of control, donโt you think?
47) Absolutely terrifying
We are 100% completely on the same page with the person who shared this tweet. We didnโt know there were so many people out there that eat pizza like this.
48) This is disastrous
Hereโs a person who likes to eat their popsicles from the bottom up. Why? Because theyโre insane.
49) Nasty
Just so you know, ketchup is not a substitute for tomato sauce. Itโs just not.
50) Peanut butter. Cheese. Onion.
Peanut butter goes great with a lot of things. Cheese? Okay, maybe. But raw white onion? Weโre not so sure about that.
51) What is this combo?
This person thinks milk steak with jelly beans is a proper meal. Not sure how many nutrients youโre getting there.
52) Blasphemy
Weโre getting sick and tired of the lunatics that are treating their string cheese this way. Weโre making it an official crime.
53) This hurts us
Why are donuts being so mistreated these days? It just breaks our hearts.
54) Not totally mad at this
Chocolate and bread is a bit of a strange combo but โ weโve seen worse. Weโll let this one slide.
55) Youโre not done, are you?
This person better not be done eating that avocado. It would be a damn shame if they threw that out.
56) Are they trying to hurt us?
You guys. Another one. Another person who should be banned from eating string cheese ever again.
57) Ummโฆ
The crimes against Kit Kats are also out of control. Whatโs with people and string cheese and Kit Kats?
58) See?
We told you things were getting out of control out there. If you ever see anyone doing this, slap them in the face immediately.
59) Not hot dogs too!
Burritos, sushi, tacos, and now hot dogs? Can anything be sacred anymore?
60) What happened here?
This orange looks like itโs been severely tortured and left to die. Itโs slightly terrifying.
Knowing that there are so many humans out there eating food like this is a bit unnerving, donโt you think? Yikes!
H/T: Buzzfeed