On Instagram, they are everywhere. It’s very rare to scroll through and not see one. A girl who is perfectly posed, dressed and made up in the most basic way.
Listen, I’m not here to judge. We’ve all probably posted at least one similar photo. But for those of us who find basic girl Instagram photos to be a bit much, have we got something for you.
Meet Bros Being Basic. It’s a hilariously glorious Instagram account that features men recreating the most basic of Instagram girl photos. And it is just too damn funny… enjoy!
Here are 60 men acting like girls on Instagram and the photos are all too accurate:
1) This Weekend
Best friends don’t always need to go hit the town. The best times between best friends often involve just lying around the house. Of course, this also involves cocktails and pizza.
2) Self Care Sunday
I’ve never heard of Self Care Sunday but I love this idea. Definitely going to make Sundays about self care from now on. Not sure I have to let others know about this by sharing a topless photo of myself in my underwear with strangers on the internet.
3) The Gang
You know you’ve seen this pic before. A giant girl gang posing on the beach shore. All basically looking exactly the same. Except for the guy at the end blowing a kiss.
4) Staying In
Sometimes the best nights had are nights we stay in. Who doesn’t love lying around in bed with your buddies snacking and drinking. I would only hope that men would allow themselves to experience this joy.
5) Don’t Be Extra
Friends don’t tell friends to not be extra. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. Be as extra as you want to be.
6) Your Best Angles
Friends know each others’ best angles. If they don’t, you might want to think about whether they are really your friend or not. Or teach them and make sure they know.
7) Fitness Model
OMG, this is too damn funny. Because it’s true. Every sexy Instagram model has at least one pic like this.
8) Do What You Love
They say that when you do what you love, good things will follow. Does drinking wine in a tub count? Drinking wine in a tub while you pose for a photo that someone else has to take so you can post it on Instagram?
9) Felt Cute
This is another one that I’ve DEFINITELY seen before. Look at those leggings! And his cute blue sneaks!
10) Halloween is Over
Some people wait until after Thanksgiving to start celebrating Christmas. But not if you’re basic. When you’re basic it happens right after Halloween and looks like this.
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11) Bikini Wax
This guy is FUEGO. But he forgot one thing. He has to cover up since he forgot to get a bikini wax.
12) Breakup Pics
What should you do when you get dumped? Post half naked pictures of yourself on Instagram. Duh!
13) The Ex Text
There’s a reason they are your ex. Your level of drunkness isn’t going to change that. Listen to your best friend!
14) Leggings Are Pants
If you can’t see through them, then leggings are pants. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. These guys know.
15) The Day After Story
What’s one of the first things you do when you wake up after a good night. Call your bestie. And give her all the dirty details.
16) Exhaustion
Doing nothing is exhausting. This guy is real tired from it. He basically collapsed.
17) We Are Them
What happens after you watch a Real Housewives marathon. You think you are a Real Housewife. Like these two.
18) Winter vs. Summer
Even when it’s winter summer is always in our hearts. If only we could be on a unicorn float all year round. I guess you can if you’re wearing furry boots.
19) Hi Christmas!
It’s finally Dec. 1. What does that mean? It means it’s time to get the tree!
20) October 1 Be Like
You know how basic girls love fall. They can’t wait to put on their Uggs and drink some pumpkin spice lattes. And pose for ridiculous photos with pumpkins.
21) Only Us
Who needs boys when you have besties? As long as you have your bestie, you’ll be alright. You two are all you need.
22) Engaged
This is just so adorable. Look at the guy’s face with the glasses and beard. Priceless.
23) Outdoorsy
When your crush says they like something so you try to be that something. It happens. But we’re all better off being ourselves.
24) Be A Mermaid
Sometimes you just got to mermaid out. And this guy is mermaiding hard. He’s a bed mermaid.
25) Cold Outside
It’s nice to be cozy on the couch when it’s cold out. All curled up with a good book. That’s how to do winter.
26) Girl Coachella Gang
They ain’t wrong. At least they don’t all look exactly the same. Their outfits are all pretty unique.
27) Couples Trip
Side-by-side massages are usually a couple’s thing. But sometimes you and your bestie are the couple. Sometimes you just want to hold their hand during a massage.
28) Swimming
Because everyone looks like this when they go swimming. You always pose like this when standing in the middle of the lake. Don’t you?
29) Before the Crazy
This is how adorable you look in the beginning of a relationship. You know… before the crazy comes out. It’s a nice six week period.
30) Fall Ya’ll
Basic girls love fall. This is how much they love fall. I mean… they really love fall.
31) Nature
This is every basic girl in nature. Peace signs all around. So, adorbs!
32) For Instagram
Girls, this is for Instagram! That means you go into automatic pose striking position. Just like this lot.
33) A Very Basic Christmas
It’s a very basic Christmas. And basic girls love Mean Girls. Hence, this very basic photo.
34) A Quick Shower
A quick shower can sometimes turn into a mini bath. But this is an extra mini bath. Look at the cucumbers on his nipples!
35) On the Way
Us girls will say we’re on the way. But that’s usually not true. We are probably still in a towel.
36) Going Gluten Free
This girl went gluten free. She is so zen now. Especially with all that Smirinoff.
37) Yoga
This person did yoga. Now they’re an expert. They like totally do yoga now.
38) Low Key Birthday
This is what a low-key birthday looks like. Chugging Jack and being smeared with birthday cake. Well, it’s what a low-key basic birthday looks like.
39) Girls Around Campus
This is exactly what girls look like around campus. Sneaks and leggings. And, of course, a coffee.
40) Jump
This jump photo is a mandatory photo for basic girls. They take it every time they go to the beach. These guys have the photos down pat.
41) 3 Pounds
We want to lose weight. But we also want to eat pizza. Mmmmm…. pizza.
42) Dating Life
So, then he was like. And then I was all like. Can you believe that?
43) Nothing Crazy
Basic girls will say they don’t want to take a crazy photo. But then they end up standing on each other’s backs. In pyramid formation on the beach.
What does the first day of spring mean? Tops off and your hand on your friend’s ass. That is, if you’re basic.
45) Skiing
Basic girls really like to take their tops off. And put their hands on each others asses. Talk about frozen nips.
46) Pool Photo
This is what basic girls look like at the pool. They are all in a row. Looking exactly the same.
47) Christmas Tree Pose
Take a picture by the tree. Put it over your shoulder. Then grab your friend’s leg.
48) Girls on Vacation
Everyone, not just girls, has to take this ocean view picture while on vacation. If you didn’t, did you really even vacation? Probably not.
49) Don’t Be Basic
Being basic is not something one chooses. You just are basic. And if you’re basic, you might as well go hard with it.
50) Crazy Day
Sometimes you just don’t want to text back. But we feel obligated to give people reasons for this. This is what a crazy day looks like when you don’t want to text back.
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51) Boat Pose
This is the obligatory photo pose when you get on boat. That is if you’re a basic girl. Ankles crossed!
52) Boots Weather
Cold weather means boots weather. And a basic girl will definitely let you know about it. With an Instagram photo wearing Uggs.
53) Bestie Vacatin Photo
Besties always take vacation photos like this. With their butt out on the beach. In this very unnatural beach pose.
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54) Bad Influence
Here we have girls complaining about their boyfriend’s friends. They think they are bad influences. But then they’ll be like…
55) Drinking With The Boys
Real basic girls wear matching outfits at Christmas. And they pose with Santa for a pic. While drinking wine.
56) Starbucks at 3:30
Basic girls are know how to improvise. They won’t miss gym day. But they will still make their coffee date.
57) Hearts
You can tell these aren’t basic girls. Not because they are men. But because basic girls would have their heart shapes looking perfect.
58) Bridal Party Pose
Stomach in. Butt out. Hand on hip.
59) Vacationing Together
Are you vacationing with your partner. Then this photo is a must. It’s Instaworthy.
60) Drinks
This is what Cinco de Mayo looks like when you’re basic. You’re required to share a cocktail with at least three friends. Cinco de Mayo doesn’t happen if you don’t.
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On Instagram, they are everywhere. It’s very rare to scroll through and not see one. A girl who is perfectly posed, dressed and made up in the most basic way.
Listen, I’m not here to judge. We’ve all probably posted at least one similar photo. But for those of us who find basic girl Instagram photos to be a bit much, have we got something for you.
Meet Bros Being Basic. It’s a hilariously glorious Instagram account that features men recreating the most basic of Instagram girl photos. And it is just too damn funny… enjoy!
Here are 60 men acting like girls on Instagram and the photos are all too accurate: