Ever got into a fierce debate that ended up with you being more annoyed than satisfied? Or you gave out very specific instructions but still ended up with an entirely different thing? Chances are, you got answers and results that are way off fromwhat youโre expecting but they are still, all points and rules considered, are technically correct.
Sometimes, you donโt need to be smart. You just need to be smart enough to figure out an easy way out but still playing by the rules. Trust us, there are a lot of situations where itโs easier than you think.
Here are 60 hilarious twists of logic that left people more annoyed but also laughing.
1) Not my president. No, really.
The elections have seen arguments from both sides of the aisle even going as far as the losing candidateโs supporters denying the result. In this case, though, one might have forgotten that there are different nations in this world and one of them is Norway. Theyโll just have to agree to disagree.


2) The secret to success
A post has been going around showing how big companies โstartedโ from garages or barns. Itโs the kind of post that negs you and asks whatโs your excuse for not having a billion dollar company. The answer? Well, this guy doesnโt have a garage.
3) Itโs in the instructions though?
Claire, emojis are a thing. Thereโs literally an emoji for a heart, a set of hearts, hearts that come in different colors even. This is what you get for using mathematical symbols and a husband thatโs a bit to technical when it comes to directions. Two, afterall, is less than three. One for each of them, I guess?


4) A combination of numbers
When someone claims that they know every phone number in the world, youโll be just as skeptical. Memorizing your familyโs phone numbers is already as tedious at it is, with your mom having five different ones. But technically, all phone numbers are just a combination of digits. Digits that we already know. Itโs just a matter of whose is which.


5) Yeah, thatโs a bad deal
I donโt know about you guys but buying Fitbit for $2.1 billion is a bit of an unnecessary flex. We got ours at around $250 tops. While ours can make calls, tracks our fitness progress, and such, weโre actually pretty curious what a billion dollar smart watch feels like. I hope it can make Google lose a lot of calories because oh boy, the price is so not worth it.


6) Mystery solved
News has been circulating about these mysterious monoliths that have been sprouting in various places around the world. A media company posed an hypothesis that โsomething is definitely going onโ, and it really is. As this poster explains it, โsomeoneโs going around putting up these monolithsโ, thatโs whatโs going on.


7) Old and Older Testament, then
This guy definitely became โthat guyโ because itโs true. The New Testament was written around 100 CE. So that would be around 1900 years ago, give or take. Sorry to break it to you, but โthat guyโ is technically correct.


8) Itโs still a phone number
These financial motivational speakers shouldโve been more specific when they told you to build a bank account to look like a phone number. Technically, three digit emergency numbers are still telephone numbers. But at least their bank account is not at the negatives or someone will be calling that number real soon.


9) Well, you said โgoodโ
This user might be shopping for a telescope when theyโre canvassing for prices but Google decided to be a smartass about it. But to be fair, Hubble is indeed a good telescope. We just hope that Googleโs $2.1 billion FitBit can get high resolution pictures from space!


10) Ask and you shall receive
Not everyone knows Photoshop but that doesnโt mean you can be cheeky about it. This family requested to have a better family portrait on this busy road by asking people to remove the bikes on the background. They got what they asked for, but weโre not sure if itโs something they wanted.


11) Itโs the thought that counts
A person important to you is having a birthday and you canโt remember how old they are? Drop the candles and put on the icing piping and write this heartfelt message that will definitely make them feel that their special day is remembered. โYouโre older now!โ can be something you can use next year too!


12) Why?
Teachers should really give extra credit for people who are crafty enough to give these kinds of answers. This is exactly the kind of skill you need in the real world. And maybe, they should also reflect on the kind of questions theyโre giving out.


13) Human farmers!
As one of the oldest organisms on Earth, itโs hard not to think that these green leafy plants are up to no good. They feed us oxygen, give us fruits for nourishments, only to use us as fertilizers for them and their offspring. These organisms are actually farming us!


14) Excuses
People should really stop with the negging and the โWhatโs your excuse?โ If this guy is ripped at 58, then the commenter will have to grow a lot more to reach this level. Maybe phrase your โmotivationalโ quotes better? Like โLifting since 1995.โ or something like that.


15) Your sister too?
Itโs the headlineโs fault, to be honest. Almost half of the human population was born without the chilli so itโs really not that rare. The exact same thing mightโve happened to your wife, sister, and mother. Itโs not that special.


16) A sure way to get off work
This question is much more attractive on Mondays. Imagine having your life change on either choices, and best part is, you donโt have to go to work. As they say in Vegas, 50/50 is already far better than the normal odds youโd have to play with.


17) He also just kinda cries a lot
A conversation between friends escalated into an unnecessary panic when one of them explained that their cousin canโt walk or speak. It becomes clear later on though when it is revealed the cousin is a new born. Plus points for that genuine concern, though.


18) You did say โlife-changingโ
The โeditโ says it all. The question just said โlife changingโ, and life changing doesnโt necessarily mean โgoodโ. Thinking about it now, there are lot of things you can do for free or for less than a hundred bucks that will leave a big dent in your 10 year plan.


19) Big brain time
Conservatives have been tagging pre-marital sex as a kind of sin. But if youโre not planning to get married, then the sex youโre having now is not โpre-marriageโ. We donโt want to be โthat guyโ but thatโs a solid loophole right there.


20) Get your pun and leave!
So much to be angry about at this post! And the annoying thing about this is theyโre actually correct! If an alien race decided to look for a stick that can chop, it will most probably pick up a knife and stab anyone whoโll say theyโre wrong. โItโs a trick question!โ โ famous last words.


21) Not a single one
Pride marches would always see religious bigots on the sidelines like sports fans on the bleachers. And while theyโre carrying these admonishing signs, the fact is, theyโre always there when the pride pageantry is in full swing. You can march in, too! Donโt be shy!


22) Never underestimate your opponents
Nuh uh! Your opponents actually know that youโre called Bri, 24, and from Dallas, Texas. Never underestimate your opponents because sometimes they exactly who you are, where youโre from, and what you do. Unless you lied to the producers and youโre actually not a cocktail server.


23) Thatโs what schools are for
Remember, if youโre at school, it only means youโre there to learn. If your classmate calls you dumb, tell them thatโs exactly why you signed up. And if your teacher calls you stupid, tell them itโs only because theyโre not doing their jobs well. Checkmate, bullies.


24) How else would delivery people work?
โTravel for businessโ isnโt as glamorous as people think. But if youโre feeling fancy in a party, it might just be the perfect description for the occupation. Mailmen, logistics personnel, and delivery guys travel literally all the time when theyโre at work. You know who else travels for work? Elevator people.


25) Itโs all in the wording
Marketing is all about the wording. Problems with the rising number of high-schoolers vaping? Why not introduce them to an organic and plant-based alternative that will ease them off the e-cigs. God, this is so frustratingly correct!


26) Youโre literally stepping on it
UberFacts wanted to be snarky with their trivia but totally forgot the only planet you can see up close and personal. In fact, you can personally see some of its physical features and post them in your Instagram accounts with #nature and #blessed. UberFacts, is Earth not a planet to you? Youโre confusing it for Pluto, for crying out loud!


27) You did say โaverageโ
This person was trying to ask how one would describe an average Canadian. The only problem is, theyโre not as specific with their phrasing. If youโre looking to see an average Canadian, the best way is to go to Canada. Maybe in downtown Ottawa or Quebec.


28) Biggest exporter of independence days
When you were once called โThe Empire to which the sun never setsโ, most probably youโd be deciding some of the independence dates for some nations. Theyโre also one of the largest suppliers of the Union Jack merch, especially in the Australian region. You know what else UK is known for? Largest importer of national dishes.


29) Fitness expert
Weโre staring at this picture, dumbfounded, slowly realizing that yes, they indeed used a bicycle to cut the carbs. We wonder if you can use this bicycle to cut pasta and bread, though. Because, hey, those carbs would really pack a punch. Hello. US west coast! Meet your new diet fad!


30) So good, weโre not even mad
A question was posed to describe the Amish society. With this group being fiercely traditional, the responder got back with a really smart answer. We think cyberbullying comes after messages from the Prince of Nigeria, and knowing if there are sexy girls in their area.


31) Thatโs pretty clever
The direction says, โWrite an example of a risk.โ And if โThis.โ doesnโt scream โIโm all inโ, we donโt know what is. The more satisfying part is how the instructor seemed to get on with the idea and considered the answer as a correct one. As they should!


32) Cloudy with a chance of logic
This simple yet clever design is a creative way of saying โIf you wanna know the weather today, all you have look out the window.โ It might not be good for forecasts but it definitely does the job to tell you if itโs an umbrella kind of day. You donโt even need to take out your phone for this one.


33) Sheโs got a point
Weโre curious if she got out of the hook with that kind of answer. But then again, she technically did some stealing, albeit also having a rather snarky comeback to go with the stolen goods. Sheโs giving the guy employment, you know?


34) Feet is feet
He might not be 6 foot tall, but his wit sure is. Girls can have a pretty stringent standard when it comes to height but this guy just gave his fellow octopi some glimmer of hope for getting that happily ever after. Thatโs a six feet worth of checkmate, so we guess you have to date him now.


35) Thatโs as big as they could get
Walmart has the most interesting set of people. And when we say interesting, it ranges from the โOh, cool.โ to โAre you serious right now?โ And itโs pretty apparent in this conversation between an employee and a customer. This would easily warrant a โI want to speak to your managerโ, but technically, the stock boyโs right on the money.


36) Hmmm.. Bobby
Give this kid all the extra credit! If you donโt want semantically charged answers, then change the way you ask your questions. If thereโs one thing we learned here, itโs that standardized tests are rigged against clever kids like this one. You got what you want, didnโt you? Theyโre thinking โBobbyโ!


37) Paid actors
A Reddit user commented on this post saying that this person is a paid actor advocating for vaccination. We donโt know if Ryan Reynolds has switched careers, but as far as his recent franchise is concerned, heโs a professional actor. Which means, he is, by all intents and purposes, a paid actor.


38) One way ticket to couch town
Hey, why introduce your wife as โMy wifeโ or โmy then girlfriend at that timeโ when you can use โex-girlfriendโ. It might get you a one way ticket to couchtown tonight but remember that it is still 100% correct in all aspects. Letโs just wish this doesnโt end with โex-wifeโ.


39) But they are smaller
We donโt know what kind of answer theyโre expecting from this vague question but we are just glad that some kind-hearted person swooped in. In their almost infinite knowledge of baby clothes, they managed to answer the question by stating a fact none of us knew about. First rule of baby clothes: Never buy adult size because itโsway bigger.


40) Itโs a matter of life and death
This twitter user was baiting for reactions when she posted a picture of her saying โIf I was a lifeguard would you let me save you?โ She may have missed the idea that youโre in the process of dying when you require a lifeguard to assist you. So yes, weโd let anyone save us at that point,


41) Just donโt drink
Healthline features 7 best hangover cures backed by science, with the first item being, โJust donโt drink too much.โ That kind of tip doesnโt even need a tag that says โbacked by scienceโ. Itโs like saying eating food will help you stay alive. There you have it, folks! No wine means no hangover.


42) Heโs a trash dweller!
The longest running childrenโs TV show introduced a muppet that experienced homelessness as if the guy living in a trashcan was staying in a luxurious suite. Oscar was literally inside a trash can. Howโs that even a home? But good thing the show is including this real-life problem that affects thousands of Americans.


43) Whew! At least not in the fridge!
Finally, an acceptable answer when the food-stealers in us are caught in the brights. This comeback is so correct, youโll force the other party to just order in. Then theyโll have new leftovers that you can eat anywhere except the fridge.


44) What are you gonna do? Throw a party?
Youโre about to be consumed by a fireball as hot as the sun or a shockwave that can pulverize buildings. But hey, why donโt we throw a barbecue or just lounge out under the sun. And if the fallout is too much, maybe play some indoor board games or charades. Itโs a nuclear attack, people. Itโs not the end of the world.


45) Peer pressure
Some traditions are not as acceptable in todayโs standards but you do it anyway because thatโs how it has always been done. Congratulations, you just gave into peer pressure from people who are dead years or centuries ago. You wonโt even meet the only people who thinks youโre cool.


46) The last complete family dinner
Technically, there are less people โon Earthโ than the total population of the world itself. Itโs not a trick question, but a factual statement. November 2, 2000 was the last time we had a complete family dinner until these scientists decided to live away from home. Can they at least visit during Thanksgiving?


47) What evidence are you talking about?
This customer ordered some earrings from an online shop but they never came. So now, the company is asking her for the evidence of a product that didnโt even reach her. The picture of an empty hand mightโve sent the message across, though.


48) Itโs science, you know?
Saying that Red Bull has more caffeine than cigarettes is a bold claim. But then again, Red Bull also has way more caffeine than bottled water, or a slice of bread, or a bag of sand. Thatโs science for you, people.


49) 10/10
3/10 is unacceptable! This student has outclassed, out-finessed, and out-spelled the heck out of this โtestโ. If you want to challenge their spelling skills, maybe put some kind of โexcept thisโ kind of instruction? This one is on the teacher. The kid just dished out 10 words they can spell right.


50) Am I wrong, though?
Are they wrong, though? Why do you think theyโre riding buses in the first place? Coyotes are good at hunting but not really at driving. So we understand why they stick with commuter buses and trains.


51) Leave it to the professionals
You can say whatever you want to say about the cat, but if catches mice and roaches, thatโs an industry professional right there. Lucky you, the cat doesnโt even charge you except with treats and empty litter boxes. Itโs an ugly job but someoneโs gotta do it, you know?
my apartment's pest control guy always refers to Richie (my cat) as a "fellow industry professional"
โ steak (@stellmoney) January 10, 2019
52) The healthier option
Worried about sugar? Remember that a 20oz serving of soda is equivalent to 6 rings of donuts. S0 the next time someone brings a box of donuts to a potluck, always take the healthier option. Heck, even if you take three, it would still be healthier!


53) Just following the sign, officer
Is it a vehicle? Is it green? Then there you go. If they actually mean โeco-friendlyโ vehicles, they should be much more specific about it. Unlees, of course, the parking is reserved for eco-friendly cars, green cars, and eco-friendly green cars.


54) Uhm, actually..
Itโs difficult to be motivating when someone rains on your parade with a technical truth. Itโs hard to stay pressed against โMโ but the single person is indeed taking the left path. Why did she even choose this image in the first place?


55) Efficient fun
Golfโs aim is to shoot the ball into the hole with the least strokes as possible. Itโs a sport that requires you to play less sport so you can win. If thatโs not efficient fun then we donโt know what is.


56) Itโs practically the same test
This one irks us too. Most especially teachers who accuse their students of cheating just because they have the same answer. If the question have objective answers like identification, true or false, or multiple choice, chances are theyโd always have the same answer because thatโs the only answer! Would you accuse the top students of the class for having the same answers?


57) Itโs all about the wording
Are you a drug dealer thatโs looking to put your work experience on your resume? A freelance unlicensed pharmacist is the perfect description for someone who sells unprescribed and independently produced recreational alternative medication. Itโs all about the wording, people.


58) Just following instructions
Imagine stopping the traffic in this road just because you are mindful enough to your fellow motorists to follow directions. If it says โDRAW BRIDGE AHEADโ, you stop, take out your notepad and draw the best rendition of the bridge even if the only portraits you did ended up on your parentsโ refrigerator.


59) They arenโt really experts up there, are they?
The recording in question was the โWow!โ signal caught by the Big Ear radio telescope in Ohio State University which lasted only for 72 seconds. Since then, scientists have racked their brains to figure out the origins of the sound. That is, until Twitter user Alan Feldstein, whose credentials are pretty much like their empty profile picture, answered the decades old question.


60) The 3 Unwritten Rules of Dating
What were you expecting? The title literally said unwritten. If they wrote the rules down, it wonโt be unwritten now, would it?


Smartass or just really good lawyers? But the thing is, they ainโt wrong, though. Guess weโll just stay annoyed at how these answers are all wrong but also technically correct. SHARE this to your friends and family and see if there are times where they wriggled their way out by twisting their logic.