Answer this question truthfully – do you really know how to use quotation marks properly? Because as it turns out – lots of people don’t. Like…at all.
When quotation marks aren’t used properly, they can make the context a bit “off” if you catch our drift.
Regardless, when people don’t use quotation marks properly, the end result can be quite comical. We have 60 examples that will have you scratching your head and giggling to yourself.
1) Well, what is it really, then?
This business is offering a professional “massage.” This is terrifying, people. So, it’s not really a massage? They just call it that? Well, then, what is it? All we know for sure is that it’s professional.
We can’t think of a bigger gross-out moment than seeing this “lotion” sign. We really, really hope that no one falls for this trick. We don’t know what’s really in there but we don’t want to know.
This sign almost takes on a scarier meaning because we’re not entirely sure what to beware of – is it a dog, for real? Or…not? It’s best to just steer clear.
Okay, people. We have not one set of strange quotation marks – but two. What things are people wanting to put on a stick? But is it really a stick? And can they do it or not?
Let’s be honest here – this really looks like the worst job ever. That “competitive starting pay” and “flexible hours” they mentioned? Yeah, they didn’t really mean it.
When quotation marks are misused during the discussion of “meat service,” things get real off-putting, real quick. This sounds like the beginning to a horror movie…or another kind of movie.
This nice note was printed on a workplace notepad. They really wanted to emphasize the YOU and then not-so-subtley hinted that you definitely don’t matter to them.
If people are on the way to the emergency room, they want to make sure they’re going to an actual emergency room. With this sign, the “E.R.” makes it sound like it could be some weird strip mall quack’s office.
Why use the quotation marks there? And isn’t the first statement enough? It seems like the next one would just be a tautology. Regardless, they’re really excited about letting people know as well.
At first, we were jumping for joy because they used the quotation marks correctly around “hi.” But, then…they had to go and throw them around “street” too. Why?!
We’re not entirely sure why “freedom” was put in quotes here. You can read into that however you want. Either way, doesn’t look real good for the gun store.
These quotes are apparently correct. “That’s because the good doctor Everett was delivering a lecture about how sexual assault is not a real issue on college campuses or the nation in general. Read the story on Jezebel,” says Buzzfeed.
Just because something is valuable to you, doesn’t mean it’s valuable to anyone else. Or at least that’s what this place of business seems to be implying.
If there’s one thing we never want to see in quotes, it’s anything involving seafood – especially sushi. This looks like a night spent in the bathroom if you ask us.
He does not need your help. He knows he won’t be re-elected. Don’t expect a finish. Because there really wasn’t anything ever started in the first place.
I think it’s kind of important to know if there is going to be an active bullet used or not. In fact, I think the actors involved in this would really like to be sure.
The quotation marks in the president’s tweet doesn’t make any sense and it really makes him sound insensitive. He needs a proofreader for his Twitter account.
The best part about these signs is the fact that both of them stayed up. The first one wasn’t corrected, it just stayed there with the new sign that’s calling it out. Priceless.
Oh, Mr. Pence. We don’t know if he totally missed the mark on this one or was spot on. The NASA hardware clearly says do not touch but, it’s in quotes, so…game on?
Creep factor is at a ten with this bizarre roadside sign. Who is this strange face painter waiting off the freeway? Or is it face painting at all? Just keep driving.
Why would you put “sober” in quotes if you’re promoting what looks like a designated-driving service? Do they not count pain pills or something? Sounds a bit sketchy to us.
It looks like they meant to put the “DO NOT DRILL HERE” in either bold or italics. Because right now it looks like a direct quote from the electric cables.
First off, who wants to make or eat a square egg? The product is so strange that we’re really not that thrown off about the odd quotation marks at all.
The fact that there isn’t the name of the actual church listed on the van is a giant red flag. Although, the white van with “Church Van” in quotes is basically one big driving red flag.
Here’s another sign that prompts a lot of questions. Why is this person buying so many horses? They’ve literally bought every horse they’ve ever seen?! And why the heck is “fast cash” in quotes?
A couple opened up a card from a family member after their wedding and found this little jab of a note inside. At least it appears they mean it about the best wishes.
I don’t know about you but this looks like one of the shadiest real estate deals ever. By “buy” they probably mean rob and by “vacant” they mean while you’re on vacation.
The cord is technically for patients only, but with the quotation marks on the sign, they hospital is hinting that anyone can pull for assistance. Just in case.
Sandy doesn’t know how to use quotation marks. We know that much for sure. She seems to have chosen the most random words in the email and just threw them in there.
Just because a sign says they’re the best in town, doesn’t really mean they’re the best. All they need to do is throw “best” in some quotes and they’re good to go.
That’s perfect because I needed some for my “printer” at home. We’re just curious as to the thought process that went around putting the quotes on this word.
“Horses” are for sale in this ad and we are thoroughly creeped out. I mean, just look at that photo. We’re not exactly sure what you’d find once you arrived.
Why would anyone even think this needed quotes? It makes absolutely zero sense. It doesn’t even emphasize anything. We’re getting dumber as we’re reading these.
60 hilarious times quotation marks sent the completely wrong message
Ashley Fike
07.31.19
Answer this question truthfully – do you really know how to use quotation marks properly? Because as it turns out – lots of people don’t. Like…at all.
When quotation marks aren’t used properly, they can make the context a bit “off” if you catch our drift.
Regardless, when people don’t use quotation marks properly, the end result can be quite comical. We have 60 examples that will have you scratching your head and giggling to yourself.
