Cereal killers are monsters, ravaging milk bowls across the world with absolutely no remorse. But seriously, this is hilarious – the thought of a person crammed into a cereal box coming for little children. The premise works better as a comedy than horror. I can also imagine an excellent Halloween costume in the same vein. Like a cereal box with a knife in it.

Work can be tough, as is. But work well or face the penalty of death by fire? I wouldn’t want to go to work either. My poor performance doesn’t warrant that kind of punishment.

Some kids take extra care of their toys – but others build actual relationships with them. That’s pretty adorable, actually. It’s imaginative to treat toys as real people or living creatures. They’re friends with varied backgrounds and origins.

In Stephan’s defense, “euthanasia” does phonetically sound almost exactly like “youth in Asia.” For kids that aren’t familiar with the rather dark term, it might be easy to make that simple mistake. It’s hilarious, at least if you enjoy a bit of dark humor.

This almost reminds me of Michael Scott in an episode of The Office. Although completely ridiculous, it’s an almost understandable mistake. I’m not sure I can think of Cocker Spaniel’s the same way again.

Wow, that’s definitely a sight to behold. Like a harsher, real life version of Planet of the Apes. I definitely wouldn’t want to live in that world. The films are excellent, though.

The Melon Collie, the close relative of the Border Collie? It’d make for an interesting dog… or fruit-canine hybrid. Have you heard Smashing Pumpkins’s fantastic double album Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness?

Justin Timberlake’s got some jams, no doubt. A misguided, vaguely literal interpretation of “bringing sexy back” would seemingly refer to good-looking spines and superior lumbar support. JT’s just really into anatomy.

Wow. Well at this point, it might as well be. It’d be pretty surreal watching Trump and Biden run a marathon for the presidency. I’m not sure either of them would finish, to be completely honest.

When I think of free falling, I think of the classic Galileo physics experiment. But Vivi’s misunderstanding sounds pretty cool. Like if skydivers knew how to land sans parachute without the threat of death. Sign me up. I want that skill.

There’s just so much wrong with this simple misunderstanding. The advent of color would have to be one of the greatest inventions in human history, arguably more significant than fire. In 1951, CBS broadcast the very first commercial color program, for those that didn’t know.

They practically are mythical creatures. Have you ever seen them in the ocean or in an aquarium? They look delightful. But seriously, paying attention in biology class would have helped clear this one up pretty fast…

Clowns have it rough now. They’re often associated with horror as much as comedy these days. Some children have a genuine fear of clowns. Baby Jennifer’s idea of clowns could make an interesting horror or drama premise.

Skim (with an “m”) milk essentially means fat-free. Skin (with an “n”) milk sounds absolutely gruesome. With chunks of skin? Yikes. I’m definitely glad we don’t live in that world.

I mean, it sounds plausible. It makes literal sense – “making” can imply the actual creation, production, or printing of paper money. Language is weird sometimes. Try to cheer up, Unhappy Maiden.

That’s one of the cutest, most innocent interpretations (or technically misunderstandings) of “adultery” I’ve ever seen. I wish that’s what it was… It’d certainly make life a lot simpler for countless couples.

I wish unicorns were real. They’re majestic. I wouldn’t be surprised if people thought narwhals were mythical creatures too. It’s okay Alice’s girlfriend’s brother, it’s okay.

A female-specific fanny scrubber? Interesting misunderstanding, no doubt. Loofahs are alright. They’re typically meant for cleansing and exfoliating the skin. But I mean, someone could theoretically use them for whatever.

The Watergate affair was an important political scandal during the Nixon administration. If only Watergate was just a dam. That would have changed so, so much about US politics.

If this was true, some weather broadcasters would be downright sadistic. Just imagine somebody conjuring a hurricane to unleash onto an unprepared coast. Kinda scary. As a Floridian, I really wouldn’t want to live in that world.

The physical ramifications of this being true would be pretty bonkers. It’d be like sea bumper cars. Could islands run into each other and form larger islands?

Interesting, interesting. Has Brewsmith James seen the Nickelodeon classic CatDog? Evidently not. It would have cleared up so much.

Interesting… Considering geocentric views of our solar system in the past, maybe this could pass as true in the 1300s. Although a wildly inaccurate misunderstanding, I think Lucy’s being a bit harsh.

Cutlery couples? That sounds downright adorable. That’s a beautiful misunderstanding to have, honestly. That cutlery now has a family.

I mean, it is really hard to get sleep in a lit environment, especially broad daylight. If you can fall asleep within a few seconds, more power to you, I guess. But it’s also possible to fall asleep with the lights on, AJ’s friend. It makes things a lot more convenient.

When I think petrify I either think of a fossil etched in rock, a basilisk, or Medusa from Greek mythology. But seriously, the Petrified Forest of Arizona is beautiful. It’s named for its large swathes of petrified wood.

Wow, even after five years of Interstellar Chemistry? Sometimes the learning curve truly is steep. Imagine a cricket chirping nearby for every star in the night sky… That’d be deafening.

The Atlanta Braves are one of the most popular and historically relevant franchises in professional baseball. For the team to have influenced the American national anthem, though? That’s some deep history.

That’s a pretty literal idea of “live” television. This is actually true for online streaming, but cable’s a different beast. I hope changing the channel doesn’t hurt anybody’s feelings.

Oil puddles (although environmentally damaging!) do feature a broad array of colors. They almost look like abstract art. Like a petroleum Picasso.

Lions, tigers, and no bears. Male lions do have pretty thick manes, so I can see how someone could associate that with a male beard… or something? And I hope those ducks are finally sparkling clean!

If viewing the tail as a head, it almost looks like a large turtle to me. I guess I can see a dinosaur too. But I mean it’s even called The Bull Ring…

Can you imagine Donald Duck and Goofy existing in real life? That’d be pretty wacky. Apparently Goofy’s a cow, not a dog. Let that one sink in.

I mean mimes never talk when they’re in character. Do hardcore mimes just never break character? Do mimes like memes? Would they even audibly laugh? So many questions.

Well, cricket is a sacred sport to millions around the world. In fact, it’s one of the world’s most popular games. To some people, a cricket match is a religious pilgrimage.

Cognito would make a great name for a small town in a spy thriller, or something. It’s a bastion of word play waiting to happen. Like imagine Twin Peaks, but set in Cognito, Wyoming. I’d watch it, especially if it’s also directed by David Lynch.

Well then, that’s a pretty stark misunderstanding. That’d be one mean daddy. Outkast’s hit “Bombs Over Baghdad” would take on such a different meaning… “Bombs Over Bad Dad.”

Everyone can recognize the bubbly pop melody of Paul Simon’s memorable hit “You Can Call Me Al.” Chevy Chase even makes a comedic appearance in the music video. They should honestly make a cat version.

I don’t think I’ll ever look at the KFC logo the same way again. All I see is a giant head atop a miniature body now. Ariane, you just changed my life… and I’m not sure it’s for the better.

As someone with absolutely no medical expertise… I get it. But what are we talking here? A small organ in the wrist that consistently pulsates?

I’m still not exactly sure what a partridge is. It’s a bird of some sorts, right? It’s okay Emily, we all make mistakes. Partridges aren’t even native to North America, to be fair.

Alright that’s ridiculous, but borderline understandable considering the often comical mind of a child. Brown cows producing chocolate milk would have so many biological ramifications… That means they’d naturally contain cocoa.

Huh… Well, I’m not going to lie – I had the same exact misunderstanding when I was a child. Things eventually cleared up over time…

Gotham’s generally portrayed as a cold, gritty city steeped in crime and corruption. Many believe it’s based on New York, actually. Also, definitely watch Batman: The Animated Series if you get the chance. Seriously, it’s one of the best animated shows ever made.

Tattooed clowns give clown paint an entirely new meaning. That would definitely change society’s collective perception of clowns. They’re generally associated with horror films these days, anyway.

That’s an incredibly long time to call Geoff “Gee-Off.” I actually used to pronounce it the same way when I was young. Why does English have to be so hard? Just stick to Jeff… I guess it doesn’t look as unique.

Well, Ringo Starr’s a man of many talents, and definitely an oft-forgotten member of The Beatles. But hey, “Octupus’s Garden” and “Good Night” are classics. And as a Beatles fan, I actually had no idea that he narrated Thomas the Tank Engine.

Applying this to the entirity of European and British royalty, historically, would yield some pretty wonky names. But they sound fun. Readings of Shakespeare’s Henry VIII would be drastically different.

Yikes, it upsets my stomach just thinking about it. In fact, drinking rubbing alcohol’s incredibly unhealthy. Yeah… definitely don’t drink rubbing alcohol. Stick to wine.

In Hallie’s defense, the modern idea of the musical opera is distinctly different than shows like General Hospital. The word “bopper” vaguely sounds like “opera.” My mom watched a lot of “soap boppers,” too Hallie.

It’s “extravagance,” Dennis Bell’s wife. I wonder how it smells – hopefully, extravagant. The box looks pretty ridiculous, to be honest.

Wow, it actually does look like a set of teeth when viewed a different way. I don’t think I’ll be able to look at the Batman logo the same way again. So thanks, Tom.

No matter your religious beliefs, this one’s pretty funny. Olde English lends itself to some pretty ridiculous interpretations. Some would even argue that God is an artist.

I can see it. The iconic cursive font of the Disney logo isn’t exactly the easiest to read. The unseasoned eyes of a child might have no idea what they’re looking at.

He’s talking about the popular metal group, Rainbow, of course. The band features legendary vocalist Ronnie James Dio who was also a later member of Black Sabbath. They ain’t bad. Sorry for the misunderstanding, Phil. I imagine you had a much different experience than expected.

That would be awesome! I’m not sure how realistic that type of tunnel would be financially or structurally, but I want to see that. I actually didn’t realize how bad I wanted to see that until I read your tweet, Ags.

I didn’t even know what Sinn Féin was until I had to look it up when writing this article. Apparently, it’s a leftist Irish political party. Interesting… the more ya know. I’m still filling out my understanding of European politics.

I honestly don’t even know what The Hague is, either. Let me look it up real quick. Results: the administrative capital and coastal city located in The Netherlands. You’re welcome.

You mean “hallowed be thy name?” It’s also the name of an incredible Iron Maiden song. But honestly, Howard’s not a bad name. In fact, that’s literally my father’s middle name.

Her real name’s Enid Blyton. She was a prolific English children’s writer. That “E” does look a lot like a “G,” though. Actually, I’d argue it looks closer to a “G” than an “E.”