A vehicle’s license plate is a unique identification that sets it apart from other vehicles on the road. But, did you know that these plates can also make a statement about who the owner is? We have compiled 60 hilarious license plates that were photographed and shared by people online to show you just how creative or weird vehicle owners can be. Read on and prepare to laugh out loud!
1. This posh car that just wants to know if you can join the party
Sometimes, people have a hard time inviting others over to parties and events. This owner has taken his effort to invite guests through making it a statement boldly written in red in his license plate!
2. The owner is too honest
Some people are just too honest for their own good. The owner of this car could have been more discreet in letting people know what he thinks, but he chose to be brutally frank about it.
3. This plate that seemed to have invented a new word
We don’t exactly know what a “fister” means but we’re guessing it has something to do with being a fighter. Whatever it is, we just wish you all the best “fister” dude.
4. Has anybody ever told her that?
This car’s owner must have heard too many compliments about her being the nicest mom so she decided to put a shortened version of “nicest mom” on her license plate! It is either that, or she is plainly convinced that she is the nicest mom around, even if nobody tells her so.
Apparently, this vehicle’s owner believes that women are only there for pleasure and not more important things like love and loyalty. This plate shows a tip for men that must have come from a woman-hater!
If you want to catch attention through your license plate, having this word embossed on it will probably help. This trick never gets old, really.
7. Just be quiet, please.
This license plate might be saying the magic word please, but in reality, it is commanding whoever is behind the car to just shut up. It is harsh, but who are we to judge the driver? Better shut it than be hit, I guess.
8. This bus must have had its fair share of police encounters
With a license plate like this, we believe this bus has been asked by the police to pull over too many times! That’s just a worrying license plate, and we can’t really blame the cops for pulling them over, can we?
9. This plumber’s car that declares just how stinky his job is
We all know that one of the stinkiest jobs in the world is being a plumber. But, having that pasted on your van’s license plate just makes it more obvious!
People say that humility is always a good trait to have. However, this car’s owner thinks otherwise, and blatantly tells everyone that he is not poor at all! We just hope he doesn’t cross paths with robbers along the way because those people definitely go after folks who are not poor.
11. This police car’s challenge
If ever there is one challenge that people would never dare to do, this probably would be it. Who wants to be inside a police car anyway?
12. This bad joke about blondes
We have heard too many jokes about blondes and, honestly, we can do better than poking fun at people who didn’t really have a choice when it came to their hair color. Or you can be like this person, that embraces it.
13. This legendary creature
This vehicle owner decided that naming his Chevrolet Impala as “Vlad” is quite witty. They must have found the name really cool that they even put it in their license plate! Now, it sounds like a legendary creature, and people who see this plate will surely do a double-take.
14. Putting this word on your plate will do you no good
Drunk driving is a serious offense because it will not only endanger the life of the drunk driver but also everyone who’s on the road with them. Police take this matter seriously, and seeing a license plate with the word “Alcohol” etched on it is not necessarily a great idea.
A luxury car is always bound to get more attention than regular cars. But, if you see a Porsche with this license plate, would you still consider the driver impressive? Let’s just hope that this is all a joke or else, the driver might go to jail because embezzlement is synonymous with fraud!
16. This epic fail license plate
Truly, this license plate is nothing but an epic failure. Thankfully, no fail is big enough for the ever-reliable masking tape.
17. Can you hear the Jersey accent in this license plate?
This license plate wants you to know that you should never mess with the driver. If you do, you might just experience what a Jersey “bioch” can do to you.
This plate reminds everyone that having sexy time is actually in the Bible. This kind of preaching is definitely not something you would normally focus on Sunday service!
19. Taking the argument on the road
As if the talk relating to the Bible is not enough in the previous slide, these cars even took the argument a step further when they pasted their beliefs on their license plates! What are the odds of these cars meeting and parking in the same place?
This plate definitely refers to Mrs. Hart. If it’s a Mr., then that’s definitely an unfortunate name to put on your license plate.
When we pass by cops on the road, we normally go into alert mode and refrain from doing anything against the law in fear of getting jailed. However, this car’s driver seems to welcome any encounter with law enforcement as they even placed a greeting for the police officers right on their license plate!
22. This rude license plate
Being on the road requires all of us to be more alert and attentive to any kind of signal, including horns from other drivers. Now, there’s a nice way to remind everyone to mind their horns or the honks of other motorists, but this plate is just plain rude.
Being an adult is more than just reaching a certain age. One must have the maturity that comes with the coming of age and the awareness of certain responsibilities that only adults can take. This plate does not seem to talk about that kind of maturity but seems to incline more on the side of sexual innuendo.
24. To infinity and beyond!
We always hear this tagline whenever Buzz Lightyear from the Toy Story films says it out loud in the movies. Could this car’s owner be a fan of the said cartoon character?
25. Proud with their preferences
Some people are just too transparent and vocal about what they want in life. For example, this car owner who is not shy about what they prefer when it comes to sexy time proudly places their choice on their car’s license plate.
Your car’s license plate is sort of your car’s nameplate. This guy seems to have a dirty mind and he’s not afraid to show it. That or he really is named Mr. Cooch.
27. They are too proud of themselves these days
Pedophiles are the worst because they prey on innocent children. Now, one would think that a self-confessed pedophile would at least be discreet about their dark personality. However, this one seems to be proud of what he is!
28. This car plate that undermines its own car!
The Beetle, a car model from Volkswagen, is known to be one of the most iconic car models in the world. This driver decided to be clever and have a little fun with their iconic beetle.
This plate does not seem to make any sense at all. We all know that LOL means laughing out loud, but putting it with the word “oil” to make a statement is something that we don’t get at all!
30. This police car that says exactly who its passengers are
Police cars bring a lot of people who have violated the law. In other words, people who ride these cars are “seized” by the police, thus the license plate. Get it?
It takes a lot of guts for people to admit that they were actually the ones who gave off the stinky air. This car driver is different from them all because he is quite gutsy enough to tell everyone that he was the one who did it!
32. This is something you don’t ever want to see in front of you
Talking about death is always a sensitive topic because people don’t really want to entertain the thought that it is just around the corner. However, this hearse does not want you to forget the fact that you might possibly be the next one!
Here’s another witty car owner who thought that naming his license plate “Rubix” would make people realize that he is driving a Nissan Cube. Well, people may or may not see the connection, but the shape of the vehicle is a dead giveaway in case you miss the model plate just above the license plate.
34. Proud child offenders
Again, why do these people roam around wearing plates like these? If they really are pedophiles, the cops should make sure that they are properly listed and monitored as self-confessed pedophiles.
This witty driver decided to have fun with his SAAB using the license plate to express himself. The driver must be really friendly.
This car model takes us back to the future. Get it. While some may find it old the driver knows his car is in fact timeless.
37. Color blind car owner
This car’s colorful exterior paint surely draws a lot of attention to it. To keep people from asking, the owner probably thought of putting the pun on the car’s plate.
Admit it, you laughed out loud when you saw this car’s plate. And, that’s not because it’s funny but because you only read what was written on it!
This car’s owner probably wanted people to know that this is what happens when you decide not to have kids. Well, let’s just say there are better rewards in life than red, shiny sports cars.
This car’s owner better means that their son is named BJ. Otherwise, it is something that children onboard your car should not see.
Well, we know this person probably isn’t the friendliest. And he’s not afraid to let everyone else on the road know it.
42. It must be such an amazing feeling for this driver
Giving off stinky gas is not a bad thing for the body at all. However, it is still considered something gross that’s why people prefer to keep farts to themselves. Apparently, this driver is not afraid to let the world know that he gives off stinky gas and loves it!
This car’s driver must love the anime Pokemon so much that he even matched the most famous Pokemon’s color for his car’s paint. He even called it Pikachu!
This truck is literally “tired” because it is full of tires! That’s quite a witty and smart way to use a pun.
45. Double meaning license plate
This license plate is another example of sexual innuendo on the road. If you have children with you in the car, make sure they don’t see this or else, you’ll find yourself in the hot seat when they ask what it means!
This car’s license plate was made probably because of its size. The owner thinks that because it is too small, it will fit anywhere!
Well clearly if you didn’t already know it’s a honda, now you now. Honduh.
48. We can totally see what you mean
Even though we all know that cars have wheels and are driven on land, this car’s owner still insists on calling his car a boat! Well, if he wants to call it a boat, who are we to stop him, right?
Here’s another case of missing what being cool is all about. We can totally see that your car is exceptional, but that does not necessarily mean that you are “too cool” as you say in your license plate.
50. What in the world did you say?
This is just plain creepy. Eat the kids? Let me just get my baby, so I can run as far away from this vehicle as possible!
51. Taking the “Swagen” out of “Volkswagen”
It’s a “Swagen” wagon. We get it and we appreciate it.
This car must belong to someone named Ana. But, instead of naming it completely, she decided to cut it short, resulting in a license plate that sounded really wrong.
53. This car owner who just doesn’t care
There can be people who don’t give a damn about anything that other people think or say. This car’s owner is definitely one of those folks.
54. This car plate that hates poop
Who likes poop anyway? It stinks, and it’s totally gross! This car’s owner must hate poop so much that he decided to tell everyone about it in his license plate.
55. This alarming car plate
Cults are considered creepy and highly unusual in today’s time. They are associated with terrifying rituals that are mostly seen in horror movies. Just imagine seeing a plate-like this telling you that you are driving next to a cult master. Wouldn’t you get creeped out, too?
56. Nothing but “hor5 sh1t”
It’s true that this car’s plate says nothing but “hor5 sh1t”. In plain words, nothing but a load of nonsense.
57. This car that has the swagger
Men are known for their unique kind of swagger. This car owner wants everyone to know that he’s got that swagger too, hence the plate.
Modesty must be this person’s forte. Just kidding. He really has no shame talking about his stature.
59. This amazing tip for everyone
Everybody knows that before going out for a trip, you need to pee so you won’t have to worry about finding a restroom when you are in the middle of the freeway. This car definitely is doing a good deed for reminding everyone on the road to pee before you go.
This plate is not only creepy, but it is also downright violent! Whoever thought of this plate is funny is definitely out of their minds.
Whew, that was quite a long list! Apparently, there are a lot of people who are trying to be funny through their cars’ license plates. However, not all of their inside jokes are hilarious because some just come off as weird or creepy.
After seeing these 60 unusual and funny car plates you might want to pay closer attention to car plates on the road.
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Source: Ranker, Live About, Sad and Useless, Runt
