Grandma thought she was buying herself a nice subtle Christmas jumper. You know, something that’s not too loud or tacky. Something tasteful. But she didn’t look at it close enough.
It was supposed to be a nice Christmas getaway. But they weren’t getting anywhere. Except in. They are definitely staying in for Christmas.
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6) Christmas Morning
These pups sure do love Christmas. Maybe a little bit too much. They really love the whole getting presents things.
7) The Menu
This guy ordered food to make a delicious Christmas meal. He thought he was buying a bag of Brussel sprouts. He got one sprout.
Please note: when ordering sprouts from @Tesco online, quantity 1 does not mean 1 bag of sprouts. It means 1 sprout. Thank you and good night pic.twitter.com/gATF5jGRpj
This 6-year-old got tattoo markers for Christmas. She disappeared for a half hour and came back looking like this. No one can get it to come off so, she’s a little concerned.
This cat was highly insulted that no one got her a pair of matching Christmas pajamas. Not only that, but they didn’t even ask her to be in the photo. She wasn’t about to let these indignities stand.
This is wrapping paper was finger painted by a child. But it looks like a scary murder scene instead. Not very jolly.
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31) Sexy Toy Christmas
Someone got this for their 80-year-old father. He quickly tucked it away after opening it. When his daugther asked him why it’s because he said he thought it was a sex toy.
His parents are in their 70s. They got him a PlayStation5 controller for Christmas. He doesn’t own a PlayStation 5.
34) No One Gets It
Apparently, no one has seen A Christmas Story in this neigborhood. They just think they have a creep living next door. Who puts a “weird, gross leg” on display.
Getting clothes for Christmas as a kid is just sad in itself. But getting a shirt that you already have AND that you’re already wearing. That’s just too much.
At 23, he can rebuild an engine, fabricate his own parts, and drive anything with a steering wheel. But this is how he wraps Christmas gifts. Not great.
It’s nice when you have a Secret Santa that really knows you. But this Secret Santa might have known him just a little too well. Everyone at the party went wild over it.
Picture a beautiful Christmas morning. And your house is covered in puke. Someone bought this family a box of fudge. The dogs sniffed it out and opened it. Then puked all over the house.