60 hilariously witty responses people posted on a public flyer

Some public notices are important. Others are just passive-aggressive. And people sometimes don’t respond well to these signs.

You might even find sarcastic responses to these notes. Or sometimes the reverse happens. You find a passive-aggressive response to a perfectly reasonable note.

Either way, the results are always hilarious. Especially when people are just trying to be silly. And we’ve found the best of them.

Here are 60 funny responses to public flyers:

1) My Bike

This guy thought someone stole his bike and left an insulting note in hopes of getting it back. Because why wouldn’t that work? Turns out, the people who need to reevaluate their life choices are the police.

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2) You Hurt His Feelings

This public notice is very insensitive. There are plenty of flyers who deserve to be on that board. Take Petrie for example.

3) No!

This person just wants the purple marker returned. Apparently, that’s too much to ask. This person won’t give it back and they want the original owner to know it.

4) Do Not Post

This bulletin board is not for bulletins. Do not leave any type of notice or flyer here. Apparently, someone didn’t quite understand what they meant by no flyers at the expense of this fly.

5) Not Hot

No coffee is perfect. What this coffee doesn’t have in temperature is made up for in personality. It has a bold flavor.

6) Not in the Urinal

Urinals are gross enough. You don’t need to put your chewed up gum in them. This guy made sure to put the gum in the bin. Well, on the bin.

7) Subject to Removal

This person has no regard for your sign. You can’t tell them what flyers they can and cannot be posted. Here’s some birds… take that.

8) No Notices or Flyers

This notice says no flyers or notices are allowed. But it is a flyer. Mind = blown.

9) Use Extreme Caution

There are polar bears in this area. You have to use extreme caution. Or be prepared to sacrifice a co-worker. So, maybe just be careful.

10) Drink Water or Lava

This company was trying to get people to drink more water so they wouldn’t be tired and could be more productive at work. Their employees had an even better idea. Drink molten lava.

11) Temporary

What does one do when standing at the printer? Ponder the meaning of human existence. Obviously.

12) Savage

This is real savage. Not only did this dude steal a bike but he is gonna rub it in the face of the person he stole from. That’s harsh.

13) Don’t Touch My Mug

Is this a request or a threat? Wouldn’t you just ask people not to touch it. Either way, these people can’t help it.

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14) Stop Eating Other People

It’s rude to eat other people’s food. But it’s even ruder to eat people. Don’t eat people at the office.

15) My Ice

I don’t think this is very strange. They just don’t want cubes made from unfiltered water. Strange… not really. Neurotic… yes.

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16) Peeing on the Floor

School tried to lock students out of the bathrooms. Someone kept clogging the toilets with paper towels. I have a feeling this plan might backfire.

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17) Date the Cans

This person tried to date the cans. I mean, they really tried. But they were friendzoned.

18) You Don’t Get To Eat It

It’s one thing to eat someone’s food that isn’t yours. Food that they paid for and worked for with their hard earned money. But it’s an entirely different thing to then mock them for asking you not to.

19) No Regard

This guy will eat your food. And he doesn’t care. He lives by the law of Finder’s Keepers.

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20) Day Old Ketchup

These people do not like a stinky newsroom. At least this person knows they are passive agressive. The culprits are sorry… sort of.

21) Short Staff

This place is closed due to short staff. They need some taller staff. This guy wants a taco.

22) Close the Door

You know what happens when you don’t close the refridgerator all the way? The milk spoils. And then you end with cartons like this one.

23) Handel vs. Handle

I think this guy meant handle, instead of handel. But his co-workers are going to call him out for it. In a hilarious fashion.

24) No Thumbtacks

This person doesn’t want thumbtacks in the wall. Except for the thumbtack they put in the wall. It just got real out of hand from there.

25) No Credit

See, this is exactly why we should have never messed with artificial intelligence. Now the machines are after us. Now they are eating our dimes and quarters without giving us any credit.

26) Like My Ex

These machines are ruthless. You give them everything and get nothing in return. Just like your ex.

27) Ask Me

Copiers are tempermental. Push one wrong button and it’s over. This person didn’t have patience to figure it out. Or at least their note says it doesn’t.

28) Tag Assessment

If you’re gonna tag something, it better look good. But sometimes kids just want to look cool. This is the result… crappy graffitti.

29) Raspberry Beret

Someone lost their raspberry beret. They want it back. Too bad because it’s Prince’s now.

30) Not Accepting Change

This machine does not accept change. But it should. It’s inevitable.

31) Come Forth and Drink

Jesus is watching you steal Diet Cokes. And that’s exactly what he wants. He wants you to drink when you’re thirsty.

32) The Elevator to Success

Success means taking the stairs. But that doesn’t help if you can’t take the stairs. So, there is more than one path to success.

33) Build a Snowman

This place thought it would be nice to have some snowman building fun. Others thought it would be fun to destroy other people’s fun. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

34) Do Not Remove

This is the emergency door release. Do not remove the seal. They even added an extra seal for safety.

35) Stop Smoking Pot

You know you have a paranoid pot head when they are storing their stuff in the vents. This person doesn’t want to smell like “bad decisions.” Maybe he needs to relax though.

36) Gotcha

This person caught onto the scam. They are trying to shake him up for some extra money. They are blaming it on the sugar tax but this guy is onto them.

37) Passive Aggressive World Record

This machine is out of order. But it’s been out of order for a really long time. It’s in the Guinesss Book of World Records for being the oldest out of order sign.

38) Rude Student

This teenager was real mad at their teacher’s note. And from the looks at this note, they are probably upset with themselves too. The teacher decided to play along.

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39) Making Stick Figures

This ad sounds too good to be true. Probably because it is. Someone is on to him.

40) Shredder Is in the Mail Room

Shredder is on the loose. He’s in the mail room. The Ninja Turtles are on it.

41) Education Requires Action

Education is a verb since it requires action. Actually… no. It’s a freakin’ noun. If you put action into your education, you’d know that.

42) Warning

This is a warning for your well being. Don’t eat your coffee with a knife and fork. You’ll just end up making a mess.

43) Stop Eating Animals

This sign was attacked by vegetarians. Then meat eaters. Poor stop sign.

44) Alarmed

I’m not sure what caused it. But this door is alarmed. It really needs to calm down.

45) Daves 4 Life

Do not touch these green teas. Unless you’re Dave. If you are Dave, then we’re Daves for life.

46) Managers Only

This board is for managers only. Nothing else can go on this board. Well, managers and mangers.

47) Post No Bills

They didn’t want you to post any bills here. But they did. They posted all the bills.

48) I’ve I’m Not Here

This person was gone from his office for only 10 minutes. But his co-workers really love him. So they missed him a lot in that time.

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49) Come Wash My Hands

This place has to remind employees to wash their hands. And this patron was all about it. But she waited 45 minutes and no one came.

50) Recycle That

You could be recylcing. You’re just 10 steps away. False… it’s 26 steps away.

51) Keep It Closed

This person wants you to make sure you keep the door closed. Their co-workers are all for it. As long as you’re not using Comic Sans.

52) Zero Days

There has been zero days without sarcasm. Until this sign was posted. Now they have to start all over.

53) Reward

This person was just trying to get their iPod Touch back. Then another jerk came along. They are trying to steal it out from under them.

54) Check

You should make sure that you flushed. Check twice. These people did.

55) Lost Dog

Some poor unfortunate person lost their dog. His name his bear. Someone that they were being cute with this sign.

56) Jesus Saves

Jesus saves. Especially when he switched to Geico. He saved 15 percent or more.

57) Out of Order

This toilet is out of order. They are sorry for the inconvenience. And the choice of font.

58) No, No, No, No Fliers

You should post NO fliers here. So they did. And a lot of them.

59) Not on Top of the Fridge

This place of work is real strict about their refridgerator. What goes in it. And what goes on top of it.

60) Water

This office is shutting down the whole operation. That’s because they don’t believe in the intelligence of their workers. Or the rest of existence.

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