As humans, it’s totally normal for us to make mistakes. But there are some mistakes that we can’t seem to let go as easily — like someone parking their car in two slots, not putting the toilet seat down, forgetting your mom’s birthday, — and typos. Typos are especially notorious because it can, and it will, happen to the best of us. They will sneak up on us in the most unexpected times, only making themselves known when your post has been seen by your boss, colleagues, your SO, and a thousand other people. And the next thing you know, your café is serving sweat teas instead of the sweet ones.
Oh, what difference a single letter could make and these people must’ve been haunted by these every night. Here are 55 people who didn’t catch their terrible typos.
1) I’m sorry but it’s a bit salty
In a hot summer day, nothing beats the sugary and earthy taste of a cold-brew tea. But this restaurant is serving their own take of the Southern classic, and we should warn you, it tastes a bit different than your usual sweet tea. This one is a bit salty, tinge of sourness, and hints of mop water.
2) That’s some hardcore beans
What’s astonishing about this typo is that it passed two checks, the advertiser’s and the printing office. So, it kind of makes you wonder if this food brand is actually offering some triple X entertainment along with their can of beans. We have to ask, though, how much beans would be in this combination? Will it be 90% beans and the sordid remains on the bottom of the can?
3) The prized beef cut isn’t steak
Burgers are the keystone of any diet. It got some carbohydrates in the bread, fiber in the greens and the tomatoes, and a healthy serving of protein in that premium anus beef. No, it’s not Angus. We can’t afford that. We’re actually talking about the backside part where the digested grass comes out. Have we told you that cows are notorious farters?
4) A for effort but still F on spelling
The source of this photo claimed that a friend of theirs actually called the restaurant about the typo on this sign. When they passed by the sign again, they weren’t as glad when the restaurant took action. Sure, they got the extra “o” in, so we’re giving them A for effort. But that was “to fast, too furious” of a correction that they missed where to actually put it.
5) To hell with your dog and your ordinances!
Seeing this kind of sign in your neighborhood trail might a be a sign to move to another state. But it really does begs the question “Why are people exorcising their dogs in this area?” or “Why are dogs being possessed in the first place?” And where’s the fine print where it says “Clean up after your dog throws up.”?
6) Just really old pots
Do you know that the word “bird” can actually be traced back to the Old English word “brid”, which you can also use to call small or young animals? So technically, the print on these pots are not misspelled. These pots are just really really old. And for $1.19, we’d say this antique pot is on a steal price!
7) The original spelling of “original”
No, your eyes are not playing tricks on you. It’s one word, “original”, misspelled twice, and most probably by the same refreshments brand. It makes you wonder if “orginal” or “orignal” are different flavors until you read that the bottles come in guava, apple, and orange flavors. Either two of the bottles are bad counterfeits or someone messed up twice in printing. Kind of hard to tell which one’s the “orginal”.
8) At least it’s not “ass cold”!
The weather has been crazy lately, swinging from one extreme to another and it doesn’t help that the US has been switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius, and vice versa. So, to plug in this rather complicated system, this weather channel gauges the coldness through a simple system of “cold”, “very cold”, “brain freeze cold”, “ass cold”, and “purple fingers cold”.
9) If splinters persist, consult your doctor
This medicine bottle has a set of rather specific instructions. And while most of us are used to taking our meds with water, this prescription drug asked the patient to take it with wood. That’s not the problem, though. It’s knowing which kind of wood is not included in the contraindication. Oak? Cyprus? Pine? A random twig? Ply wood?
10) Apparently, it’s not
You can’t just go around town saying school is “too easy” when you spell like that. That’s the total opposite of having it easy in school. Unless, of course, you’re referring to School Two, which is three blocks away from School One and opposite of School Three. And just so you know, School Two is made for toddlers so joke’s on you.
11) Locking down the lockdown
We think this goes something like “How much lock will a lockdown lock if a lockdown would lock down.” or something along those lines. Or was it a woodchuck? Or maybe they were trying to figure out how much “lock” they’ll get this time around?
12) Watch out for them flying Germans
The ever-changing nature of the pandemic has been in the forefront of news cycles for the past year, so it doesn’t surprise us that people are looking for constant updates. Although, a local paper in the UK not only revealed how Germans can go from one place to another, but it also emphasized on how easy it is. Two supermarket aisles aren’t that far, but flinging a full-grown German with just a cough across that distance? That’s actually impressive.
13) Darn hoarders!
The coronavirus has revealed who among our neighbors will think of themselves first before the community. They hoarded cleaning materials, canned food, food staples, and the best selling item of 2020 — the toilet paper. Now, we have to face the reality of a 23,000 year shortage just because people hoarded it non-stop.
14) Riced and shined
Convenience stores are unexpected teachers for grammar. This branch just taught us that cook is actually the food, and rice is a way to prepare it. Much like Fry riced, steam riced, or sticky riced. Just walk up to the counter and ask them for the style of riced you want together with your favorite dishes.
15) A new Yuletide holiday
Ah, yes. Right after the pumpkin spice lattes come the peppermint frappes that will earn you your planner stickers. But in this branch, you can collect those on two special occasions: Christmas time and the day we celebrate all the “Chrises and their trees”. Have a good one, Chris! Whoever you are.
16) That’s a build up on I-405
Forest fires have been prevalent since last year, from Australia to California. So having a title card like that for a bus fire can induce unnecessary panic to your local residents. It’s a bus on fire, okay? Not the entire forest. What do you need the “hell on earth” background for?
17) That’s a different Albert
This Twitter user is telling us how awkward it is to sing in another language you can’t even speak. You might be cursing someone’s mom and still go on with the song, but the funny thing is, they can’t even spell Einstein when it’s not even in Japanese. Albert Enstines, the mind behind the Theory of Retavility.
18) And here we are thinking he’s 100% organic
Religions have given him different forms and different powers but none of them are as insidious and sinister as being 100% polyester. And here we are thinking he’s all red flesh with the horns, but this product reviewer thinks that “he’s alright”. It just that he’s someone they don’t need right now. If you ask us, they kind of deserve that one star rating.
19) Life after death
This Reddit user might’ve typed a bit too fast when he asked a curious question. People talk about “life after death” all the time but we never realized that it was in a very literal sense. Well, to be honest, if you’re born dead, the first noise you’d expect is from the screams of everyone in the delivery room.
20) You know it’s authentic if its Blengian
This food stall is a bit too eager to boast their “authentic” waffles. Actually, they’re so authentic, we don’t even know what country they’re from. Maybe Blengians make wicked waffles, but we’re in the mood for Fnerch fries or maybe some Elginsh muffins.
21) We recommend you use it
Safety signs carry the responsibility of giving us informed reminders to increase our chances of survival. This set of reminders is telling us to use the stairs and not to use lives. We’re no safety experts, but we’re pretty sure this is the exact moment where you need to use your “life” and maintain being alive until after all is said and done.
22) Not for the introverted
Now, now. There are a lot of reasons to love or hate Applebee’s. But we’d have to agree with these guys. When all you want is to spend the next couple of hours eating ribs, the last thing you’d want is for your food to blabber on. Geez, read the room. We just want to eat in peace! Stop chewing our ear out when we’re chewing you!
23) What car is this again?
This guy is complaining in this subreddit for teenagers about their car. See where it all went wrong? This was bound for disaster from the very beginning. But what’s more bothering is how their car could lick their finger then go on to lick themselves. We don’t know if that’s a new self-wash car function or if this is even a car at all. Maybe they should have that one towed because cars aren’t supposed to do that.
24) It’s literally right there
You know when you got these simple social media quizzes where you get to “vote” for an answer with the emoji reactions? This person shared a post to reveal what features they have from the list, but they still got it wrong. Okay, let us emphasize: The correct spelling was right there. All they needed to do was to copy it! Was it that hard?
25) If only it arrived sooner
Imagine if this product arrived sooner, then it would’ve changed the entire course of history. The Black Plague is one of the deadliest pandemics in history and it would only take a plastic hook with strings to fight the catastrophic loss of life. No, please don’t hoard this. Look for your local health department’s recommendation!
26) Supercrappyfragilisticexpialidocious
If you’re looking for the feel-good movie with a umbrella-wielding flying nanny, you’ve come to the wrong channel. This one is a bad parody where the nanny struggles with explosive diarrhea while also trying to solve her client’s family problems. It still ends well, but the movie is kind of crappy overall. Mary Poopins: The Brown Day is still better.
27) Service with a smile
This McDonald’s branch has a rather eye-catching job posting. We’re not marketing experts but we’re pretty sure they won’t be needing some extra manpower once the people realize what they’re keeping in their payroll. No wonder the branch has a very distinct smell. But at least they’re smiling!
28) Not how YouTube works
This YouTuber’s must be super famous that they had to post a video explaining why they haven’t been around for quite some time. But reading the title of the video, we may have an idea where their previous videos have gone. This content creator might not be as absent as people think, they were just uploading the videos in over 10 mouths and they kind of just realized that now.
29) Not their first language
If a university can’t even spell out “professional” on their course material, is it really worth enrolling in? But then again, as one of the commenters pointed out, “English is not their first language.” Come on, they got the Welsh translation right!
30) He can come out not only from chimneys
It’s that time of the year and you just want a mystery gift from a mystery person. But now, you’d have to wrestle with the question: How much peppermint candy canes, eggnog, and gingerbread houses do you have to consume just to secrete a Santa? And what gland is responsible for this secretion? We hope it smells like cinnamon and mint.
31) Even the typo is
Staring at this typo, you’d wonder what happened down the road. Did they run out of A’s? And if they did, was it because someone thought “handcrafted” was spelled with two D’s? The funny thing is, if they only used a rounder sans-serif font, they could’ve just chiseled out the neck and still end up with a decent “a”. Oh, the urge to just rip it out!
32) So that’s why!
There’s a reason why it’s so hard to feed kids their greens. You had to resort in camouflaging them into your fried chicken tenders or mash up so fine that they wouldn’t be able to tell which is food is which. But now, we can now confidently say that the reason why they hate the greens so bad is because it reminds them of something else.
33) It’s not “sports” that we need
So much to unpack from this single piece of merchandise. “WENEED” should have a space somewhere. “SPOOT” should’ve been spelled as “SPORTS”. And that ball should’ve been a “O” because, hey, you can’t spell “Sports” without the ball. You know, in terms of which classes to take, maybe it’s not sports that we need.
34) Always had a bad feeling about “math”
The first time we took math, we all had this gut-wrenching feeling that we don’t want to be there. All those letters, and signs, and irrational numbers! We had to carry that although out our school years and now it has come to light. We all knew our teachers were up to no good! If math can put you in for 14 years, then we should pull our children away from it!
35) Access is key
Public access for the disabled has always been a problem in all of our facilities and cities, so seeing an accessible “drop” is refreshing. We just don’t know how deep the drop is for that zone, but at least we know that it’s for everyone.
36) How did she even?
The news were hyped about tennis star Serena Williams and ex-royalty Meghan Markle’s friendship. But we have to say, for someone who died, she really did an amazing performance in the Wimbledon. Kidding aside, I think mothers will attest that giving birth is indeed dying and going back to life.
37) An important historical fact
We don’t know why this guy is so engrossed on his phone when the wall beside him is celebrating the long history of dumping. While it is still argued, the origins of dumping can be learned by “travell-ing” through this story. Such effort to keep records of such mundane feat. Kind of makes you think what they put in their dumplings, though.
38) Okay, maybe don’t
This user is celebrating their grandparents’ support for their identity. They took to social media to express their gratitude only to be called for attempted homicide. Okay, we made up that part, but please remember to check your words before posting them. We “stan” supportive grandparents, we don’t stab them. That’s for Ceasar.
39) Shh! This headline is trying to communicate something!
Still torn on what major to take in college? Maybe scroll through this article and see which majors to avoid because they will stop you from earning money. You know what else stops you from earning? Writing headlines like this. Let me check mine real quick.
40) In fairness to him, he’s pretty supportive
He might be the last name you’d expect in this card but he’s there, sending his love and support. We’re just not sure if he’s allowed into the chapel but at least he already sent his regards. The owners of this invitation actually got a refund according to this Reddit post.
41) Always the translated menus
We all had that experience where we go to a restaurant and get foreign menus. We’d scroll through the poorly translated options where we end up with rather interesting choices. From “deep fried baby”, “urinate beef noodles”, and now, “grass crap”. Actually, that’s the safest choice among the three.
42) With ice and a leash, please
Imagine getting a drink in a hot sweltering summer. The waiter gives you a can of lemon flavored soft drink that suddenly lunges at you and goes for your throat. You just want a darn drink, for god’s sake! Do we need to drink it with a muzzle and leash?
43) Good thing it’s translated!
This is not a typo per se, but an entirely different affront in itself. We all bought something from overseas and we would always rely on translated instruction manuals. But what if the manual just said “The translated version should be here.”? At least they had the idea of translating it.
44) Confusing signs
Yes, we understand the disappointment and frustration whenever you walk up to their shop to sell gold and all you get is a “Actually, we sell We’s here. We’s by Gold, Diamond, and Watches.” No wonder this sign is still up. People would sell gold during this time, but no one’s gonna buy a “We”.
45) SLIDE 1 TITLE
There are so many questions in this poster. First of all, when’s the happy hour? While we’re at it, who’s Dart and why do they have his pool table? Who’s Frosted Pint and why is there a beer named after him? And why is Flat not owning the screens?
46) The third installment
The poster claimed that they found this on Disney’s streaming service, which begs the question, how can a multibillion dollar company miss this? Unless they’re hiding “Mons-uno” and “Mons-dos”, and only uploading the third installment “Mons-tres”. Geez, we’ve always liked the first one.
47) Greatest, but not in here.
Receiving gifts during parents’ days is the sweetest and they surely feel appreciated. But a single letter can turn smiles into frowns. This rock screams how great their mom is but she’s not this world’s greatest mom. People should really check their gifts before giving them.
48) So, like a shrink?
Real estate postings can contain the most interesting advertisements. Seeing this one, we’re quite surprised that the world is only getting on this idea. A room where you can rant, scream, and tell unfiltered stories is something we can all get behind, or into.
49) Some of the worst kids, ever!
A long time fan of this pickle store gave a rather interesting review. She went on how she loved their products but can’t seem to love their “kids”. In her defense, kids are really hard to shut up and they can spill pickles all over the place. We’re just not sure how the new containers can help. Oh, LIDS! Now that makes sense. Darn pickles and bad kids!
50) Intradesting
There’s really not much to say about this comment. It says intradesting, which is a bit interesting, considering how unknown the word is. Does it use the Latin prefix intra-? But what would desting mean, then? Interesting.
51) What do you want me to do?
This Reddit user explained that she’s answering a questionnaire for campus housing. This question is about availing residential shirt, but with a rather confusing option. If this is the kind of answers you’d get from the shirt, what options does the more important questions have? Maybe just click on “Yes will have respond”.
52) Start ’em young
Auntie Anne’s is not kidding around. If you want to make your babies much more productive rather than cleaning after them and watching them sleep of 18 hours, this is your chance. No experience is required, which is good for babies. And the age requirement is at least 0 years old! You can practically make your baby pay for the pregnancy admission!
53) Probably something you won’t order
How did this restaurant even get the means to make”wigs” out of chickens? Do they gather the feathers, roll them into a ball, and fry them up? We don’t know about you, but that’s something we’ll never order. Who knows what their blue cheese or ranch is made of!
54) They’re never gonna find that
Considering the number of brands and the variety of models, cars connected to a crime can be difficult to find. You know what makes it more difficult? When the brand doesn’t even exist. Even if you find plate number F944HG, if it’s not a Hondo, then that’s a dead end. This is going to end up in Unsolved Mysteries.
55) Not so impessive…
This country club is boasting the scenic views surrounding their property. Imagine having all those country club money but they can’t even pay someone to proof read their advertisement. Guess there are limitations at their beach after all.
If you didn’t even catch the typos in this article, then boy do we have news for you! Remember to check your posts twice because once you hit send, there’s no coming back from that shame.
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