Boobs, belly button, and crotch. Yep, all the things a woman looks for in a girly dress!

Methinks that Chinese factory workers are having a good laugh at our expense.

Let’s look at all the possible character combinations that could have happened here: a plane aimed right at the crotch, droplets of pee coming out of the va-jay-jay, a monkey laughing right over the mound, a palm tree ding-dong, birthing Kim Kardashian’s butt, and fire crotch.

Oops, whoever designed the font probably found themselves in a really “sticky” situation! I wonderered how they handled it?

@italianryno:

“Attend Texas A&M and can confirm this is not a joke.”

The derpiness here is so real. It went from pretty kitty to outstretched meh kitty in seconds flat!

Granted, tucking his shirt in was certainly a poor choice. But, more concerning was his decision to buy it in the first place!

@beboprockss:

“This shirt is a bully deflector. No ones going to mess with him on the course, he has clearly been fucked with enough.”

What does that mean, anyway? If you can’t be a horny white horse, be a robot half-woman/half-fish?

@Zerosilentz:

“If you can’t be something that doesn’t exist, be something else that doesn’t exist.”

Well, it looks like the redcoats finally got their way. The eagle has finally landed..in its cold, hard grave. Let’s look back at what happened in 1991:

@Arsustyle:

“Street Fighter II released.”

@Venizia:

“Gulf war, fall of USSR.”

@Wilca8650:

“LA cops did a number on Rodney King.”

@Wisdumcube:

“The last vestige of 80s pop culture died.”

@pinkysfarm:

“Freddie Mercury died.”

@angryemokid:

“The damn millennials, that’s what.”

Hey, there’s nothing wrong with the Slenderman look! Look on the bright side, you don’t ever have to worry about touching icky shopping carts with your bare hands.

@westbridge1157:

“Can’t do them for false advertising, none of us have ever seen a shirt like that.”

I think it’s an unfinished DIY sewing project. You’re supposed to sew the sleeves shut, and then you’ll have the world’s deepest pockets!

@dopiertaj:

“Just imagine trying to fish out your keys. Is it under my beer or under my soda?”

Hey mister, your Willy is poking out and he looks really excited to see me! Maybe you should that little elf back on the shelf before he gets too naughty.

Oh but that look on her face! She’s totally feeling it. She knows she’s wearing a stupid shirt says Canada, eh.

This is your anus. This is your anus on LSD drugs. Any questions?

@therealpixie:

“I’ve heard of “tripping b*lls”, but never “tripping butts” until now!”

Forget D-necks, #slothcrotch leggings where it’s at! It’s a great icebreaker, though. Imagine all the people who will want to take a closer look because it’s so cute.

It’s the perfect shirt for headbanging Celine Demon fans. My heart will go on…beating even after you rip it out with your bare hands and feed it to your dog!

@MakingUpAUserNameIsTerrifying:

“How metal is it? So metal it sinks when it crashes into an iceberg.”

At least women now have a choice when it comes to their favorite crotch animal mascot. Which look do you prefer, camel toe or flamingo neck?

@stopthelunacy:

“Brilliant…until you see your mom wearing them.”

Mission accomplished! Looks like this crappy t-shirt scores one for the team in the beer league hall of fame!

@Shari H:

“I work in wastewater treatment, my staff needs these shirts.”

Oops, looks like Santa took a wrong turn and went up the wrong chimney. But, he must be in a pretty good mood because it looks like he’s giving high fives!

This is so adorable! But, only if you’re farsighted or into crappy old romance novels.

@Johanna Krapf:

“I ordered something from Ann Summers via Asos, never heard of the brand before. Until now I did not know it was a sex shop.”

Wow, kid’s clothing has really changed over the years! We didn’t have hairy diaper pins poking fun at dirty minds on our sweaters.

@kelela:

“Is this made by Ann Summers? Starting her customer base a tad early I think.”

In case you weren’t aware, pho is pronounced like “fuh” in English. That’s why this Pho King restaurant has the most brilliant name ever!

@missingsf:

“I would love to see a pho joint with a sign near the register that said pho queu.”

Look at the figure of the naked woman beneath the top green flower. Then you’ll be able to see all the other ones, too! I bet one of those naughty Disney animators is probably behind this sneaky pattern.

Fake boobs and underwhelming ding-a-lings. What else is new in the world of hieroglyphic porn?

@ReppinChicagofromMI:

“You’re no longer too sexy for your shirt.”

@sharknado:

“10/10 would wear to a nice date and see if anyone notices.”

It’s kind of hard to tell which wiener lost this round. With shirts like these, the entire team is the loser.

@paracelsus23:

“Now that’s a sport I’d play. Competitive condiment combat!”

Well, the good news is that if she ever finds herself in a public bathroom stall with an empty toilet paper roll, she has a good backup. Oh wait, I think that already happened…

@SarcophAGus:

“First this had to be approved by the creative director; a prototype would be made to be worn by a model; they would have to order thousands of them; they’d have to make a deal with a store to carry it; finally a consumer would have to try it on, look at their ass in the mirror and still decide it’s a good idea to wear this dress in public. At any point in this process, did anyone decide to rethink the color, or even placement?”

I think she’s just trying to make a fashion statement. PERIOD!

Even though this was obviously intentional, it’s still a fail. Everyone knows that a white pen15 isn’t the biggest one around.

Agreed. It’s so much easier to just quit. It leaves you with more time for important life goals, like chilling with Netflix!

It’s called artistic license! He probably didn’t want to print it without crediting it to the appropriate source.

@Eclectrical:

“Why doesn’t your friend have shoulders?”

@volabimus:

“I thought it was on a cardboard cutout in a store.”

Don’t be shy now, Gam Gam knows. She’s totally pranking you!

@anonymous:

“Is your grandmother being interrogated by the cops behind you?”

Just make unnecessarily long prolonged eye contact with anyone who tries to give you any crap. That’s the best way to deter those unicorn wang haters!

But dang, these leggings are really packing some meat. There’s no question about “where’s the beef” on this one!

@lindsayaotter:

“I saw it and thought tacos. I know it is burgers and still think tacos. Tacos, tacos everywhere.”

News flash: that’s a pretty ballsy thing for a newscaster to wear on live TV! Ok, now back to you, Dick.

@anonymous:

“V-neck? Nah, D-necks are where it’s at.”

Dang! That’s pretty hardcore. Looks like someone forgot to check the Urban Dictionary before that went to print.

Go on, JUST DO IT ✔. Just hang yourself! You can find the latest suicide Nike trainers are now in stores.

Maybe it’s a cold shoulder top for guys? But, zippers or not, that’s a really stupid shirt. It looks too girly for dudes.

@bonjourdan:

“I feel like this is a shirt you’d find in the clearance section of Express or something that has like 4 orange stickers over the original price tag.”

Yeah, but when it goes on sale for nein neinty nein, it’ll really start flying off the shelves! Plus, it looks like it’ll go great with some black boots.

@shizenmeister:

“Mein Kampfy boots?”

This onesie is wrong on so many levels. Heather is going to be really backed up if she has to wait until Christmas! Plus, there’s also the creepy implications with this.

@Jackaroonio says:

“More like don’t open til 18.”

Finally, affirmations for real life! As an anxious person, I totally approve of this message.

Your 90-year-old nana would have been in her 30’s in the 60’s. That cheeky hippy knew exactly what she was doing!

@kiliki99:

“Hawaii is in the top four states for pot production. Print is correct.”

Oh yay. More sexy kama sutra instructional shirts. Whatever happened to good old kittens?

@Inktastic:

“Cats or sex? I mean I kind of like both.”

I think it would be really hard for anyone to keep calm in those circumstances. But, I suppose that’s what all that ale is for!

And now everyone on the Internet is smiling, too! What a great way to get everyone in a happy mood.

@snZ001:

“I didn’t even realize right away that there was a second image, and just went, “Boobs suggesting that I smile and bribing me with…boobs? That’s fair.” and smiled.”

Come on people, this is a very serious topic. Mobility is a big problem for a lot of folks!

@Granola_sauce:

“Guys, he can’t walk without them. They’re walking aids.”

They’re just thinking ahead. In another 50 years, Chinese cryptocurrency will make them the next big superpower, and they’ll own every country on the planet.

@hydrazi:

“I suddenly envision an entire clothing line called, “Stupid”. Historical figures, land masses, dates and events… all improperly identified with confidence. I’m going to be a millionaire, because Stupid sells.”

I Miami. You Miami. We all Miami! Except for this Yankee loser.

@ijustbluemyselfff:

“I NY.”

Nooooo! Grandpa secrets are wrong on so many levels. Especially when he wants you to keep those special grandpa tickles to yourself.

@Masswrym:

“Grandpa’s is a chain of Paintball arenas/parks. In context it works.”

Well, this dress certainly makes it easier to try “anale” on for size. It even comes with a visual instruction manual.

@BiBoFieTo:

“If you dress up as a bee, you could make a really funny sex tape.”

My thoughts exactly! Depending on who’s on top, you might want it to last longer than 3 seconds.

@asher1611:

“I’m 100% sure they did. And whoever had to approve it was probably clueless as to what it meant.Source: former high school teacher at a school where a number of teachers thought I was making shit up or speaking french by using the word innuendo.”

For the love of all that is holy! Why you got to be bow huntin’ Jesus, man?

@priceQQ:

“Sometimes you gotta combine your passions into a single t-shirt. I, for one, think he “nailed” it.”

It’s like one of those travel belts where you put all your valuables. Except this one makes it really easy for thieves!

@Krista Leary:

“Scuse me, could you grab my wallet for me?”

Congratulations, Miss! It looks like you’re having a boy…

@LetMeBe_Frank:

“At first I thought it was a random patch of woven yarn for ventilation purposes.”

Okay, I admit it. I didn’t see the problem with this shirt at first. But, at least I’m not the only one!

@Flesh_Lettuce:

“Trying to find a penis.”

@JoshWillem:

“Oh my god. How could I be this dumb not to see it was actually a rhino?”

It’s quite philosophical when you think about it. Will I fart? If you do, stick to your guns, you wildheart!

Ugh, now my brain hurts. Can we just go back to the tasteless sex jokes?

@grazedaze:

“Whatever it says it’s provocative.”

@Soup_Lord_Slippo:

“I had a seizure reading this.”

Kids these days are so greedy! Whatever happened to being satisfied with just one pop at a time?

@Lost7176:

“They must have no idea what DP means…or they know exactly what DP means. Either way, I dig it.”