50 hilarious tinder profiles that helped people get some

Online dating is not for the faint of heart. But Tinder is a whole different story. Tinder profiles get real crazy.

People really let their freak flags fly. Sometimes with displays of their blatant sexuality. And others with brutal honesty.

Either way, it’s pretty good for a laugh. Or to be horrified by. Or to get laid.

Here are 50 hilarious tinder profiles that helped people get some:

1) James, 33

So, basically James is looking for a mannequin. Or a woman who resembles a mannequin. Or a girl who likes to do LSD so he can pretend she’s a mannequin.

2) Cee, 24

This girl has a lot of great recommendations. People love her. I mean, she got a good word from Chewbacca… so, you know she’s legit.

3) Aaron, 18

One word… honeyc*nt. That says it all. What else do you need to know?

4) Laura, 21

Want a girlfriend who is going to make you feel like you’re not good enough? One who think she’s better than you from the start? Yeah, didn’t think so. We’re guessing that’s why she’s single.

5) Hope, 19

This girl doesn’t beat around the bush. She knows what she wants and just how to get it. Good for her!

6) Rebecca, 24

Here’s another one who wastes no time. She wants you to know that she likes kisses. And anal.

7) Mikey, 21

Want to date Mikey? Then you’ll basically have to date Kermit too. You can get one without the other.

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8) Beth, 21

Some girls on Tinder are super DTF. And they have no qualms about sharing their sexual preferences. At least she’s not addicted to cocaine.

9) Itzayana, 20

So, I think this girl is looking for drugs instead of a date. But sensitive? Not sure she totally understand what sensitive means.

10) DM to IG

This girl is already high maintenance and you didn’t even swipe yet. You have to go on Tinder and THEN Instagram. Too much effort.

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11) Jasmin, 19

What the hell is wrong with this chick? And why the hell are you on Tinder at age 19? How the hell do 19-year-olds have trouble finding dates?

12) Mila, 25

There’s a lot of self depricating humor in these posts. Are these kids OK? She seems fine with her newly learned lot in life.

13) Austin, 25

Ok, this one is a good one. You gotta give it to him. I’d fall for that.

14) Deputy

Now here’s someone with a good sense of humor. This is just hilarious. I’d swipe that off the bat.

15) Debby, 19

Four languages, that’s impressive. But this girl will make you in trouble. You gotta watch out for that.

16) Talia, 25

On Tinder you have to be firm. Tell dudes upfront that you’re not here for just sex. But this might go a little too far.

17) Call Me

You think you’d want to weed out the weirdos first. Then you give out your phone number. I guess not…

18) Grace, 18

Can you notice what’s weird about this picture? It looks like she has no arms. But she does, they’re just in between her legs.

19) High IQ

Why should you be warned about her IQ? What is that supposed to mean? That you could be too stupid to keep up with her? Or be prepared to date an insufferable nerd? Not sure where she’s going with that.

20) Jennifer, 36

At least there are no surprises when it comes to Jennifer. You get what you see. Proceed at your own risk.

21) No ONS

This girl does not want a one night stand. And she doesn’t want a friends with benefits. If she’s DTF, she’ll let you know!

22) Bozo

This guy is a champion in my book. But not because of anything he wrote in his profile. Because he still calls people bozos. Let’faceboks bring back calling people a bozo.

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23) Michelle, 38

People got it all out in the open on Tinder. This lady seems like she has a good deal going on. Is that her husband in the reflection of her glasses?

24) Jessie, 29

Single moms have no time for nonsense. Including Jennifer. You can just leave it at the door.

25) Nia, 19

Does anyone really know what they’re doing doe? Most people are just pretending. But they actually have no clue. Also, is that Tyler the Creator with Dora Explorer hair?

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26) Cashier

If only everyone on Tinder was this honest. “Oh and I’m fatter”… I think this woman is my hero. She’s amazing.

27) Real, 29

Hey ladies… anyone want to date this charmer? He definitely sounds like a serial killer. Or at least a future serial killer.

28) Jaime, 31

This cat does acid. And she needs a connect. Love would be cool too.

29) Carole, 58

This is obviously a fake Tinder account. But it’s hilarious nonetheless. Want to be Carole’s next husband?

30) Leah, 24

The hell is a fursona? The hell is she talking about? The hell is going on?

31) Aishwarya, 20

Here’s another one who sounds real fun to hang out with (not really though). Is she a prostitute? Money makes her romantic? On second thought maybe she actually IS fun to hang out with.

32) Negah, 18

I had to sound it out to get it. That must be rough on Negah. Tough break, kid.

33) Jess, 26

Those are some expensive boobs. And she can cook. Oh, but she might do your dad.

34) Cocksnot, 24

What the hell are we looking at here? This is kind of terrifying. Why does this creature have a dangling parcible?

35) School

Is this person transexual? If not, then they don’t know how reproductive organs work. If this person was born a woman, then she doesn’t posess the ability to shoot children inside of someone. Unless it’s with a syringe.

36) A Rest, 23

Need a Tinder break? While being on Tinder? This guy wants to help.

37) Coronavirus, 21

Haha, this is clever. I bet no one is swiping right. But shouldn’t it be 19 and not 21?

38) Tyler, 29

Tyler is making an excellent point. No one likes dick in their coffee. Or their girlfriend.

39) Lenny, 20

You’d think being a CEO at NASA at age 20 would be enough. Enough so that you wouldn’t have to bribe girls to talk to you by giving them your Netflix account. I guess not.

40) Hella Kids

This lady wants you to know straight up… she got hella kids. But why not post a current photo if you look fatter in person? It’s nice to give a warning but might as well post an actual photo.

41) Christina, 21

Wow, now this is new. I’ve seen catfish accounts before. But I’ve never seen a catfish that didn’t bother to remove the stock photo watermark.

42) Gaslighter, 38

I guess, this is a woman disguising herself as a piece of shit. So she could warn other women about pieces of shit. Bottom line ladies, don’t let anyone treat you like shit. Especially when the guy is a piece of shit.

43) Straight Man, Hella Cheese

Ewwwwww, this is gross. This dude is a total weeb. I can barely read this. I don’t understand all the young people slang.

44) Needy, 25

Damn, this girl is needy. That’s a long ass list. And a poetic one.

45) Jason

OMG, the first two lines, LOL. What else is missing from this list? Favorite holiday: Friday the 13th. Favorite passtime: murdering people with a machete.

46) Averie, 19

Everyone needs some laughs during this quarantine. Because lots of people are 100 percent depressed. So, if you can’t make someone laugh, beat it.

47) D*ck Pics Pleased

Yes, even girls need that one night stand D once in a while. And the D pics. Don’t judge.

48) Muskaan, 19

Quarantine is changing a lot of people. In ways they never thought they could change. Like going from housewife to hoe.

49) Mateo, 22

Well, that would explain the depressing look on his face. This is definitely a unique situation. Poor guy.

50) Ryan, 23

There’ a lot of youngens who would be on board for the first part. I guess, there are girls who are into baby d*cks too. Not sure about that last part though.

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