Let’s admit it. We try not to laugh at the things clueless people say online, but it is simply hard not to!
I can totally understand why these 50 people decided to share their encounters with people who are not as smart as they thought they are. I mean, they are too hilarious to be just ignored. I bet you’ll find yourself laughing out loud at the ridiculous things clueless people say.
1. That’s not how it works
I’m pretty sure you cannot choose whether to be an aunt or uncle. She must have meant the baby with the unknown gender who might be her niece of nephew.
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2. Ridiculous
There are things named after the things they come from. But, this one? It’s not one of those things.
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3. Pink lion?
It’s easy to get mad at or laugh at stupid people who are practically strangers to you. But, when it’s the love of your life? It will surely test your patience, dear.
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4. Really?
We knew working as a Hollywood reporter is not easy, and questions must be well thought of because the interview segments are so short. But, asking this kind of question? Really?
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5. He had no clue
Mike seems like a person who doesn’t know how birthday cakes work. It is either that, or he always celebrated his birthday alone.
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6. Actually, we can
You may not be able to choose your parents, but you can definitely choose the person you want to be the father of your future children, love. That is how things actually work.
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7. He probably did not have a license
Of course, the government has your face. It is basically a requirement, especially if you need to get your driver’s license…unless you don’t have one.
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8. Not from his own pocket
The President, or any government official, don’t pay for their projects from their own pockets, dear. It’s from you and me and everyone who pays their taxes.
Someone actually just told my husband on Facebook that it's a good thing Obama isn't president right now because he wasn't a billionaire and wouldn't have been able to afford to give everyone $1200. Seriously. How do trumps supporters find their way home at the end of the day?
— cheri (@cheristandsup) April 18, 2020
9. Calm down
When you happen to encounter a clueless person online, the best thing to do is take a deep breath and ignore them. Yup, just ignore them otherwise you’d end up having an elevated blood pressure.
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10. Have you ever been to a library?
I’m pretty sure public libraries are hard to miss. So, how this person ended up not knowing about them certainly beats me.
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11. Avocado tree
This totally left me in silence. Wow, he is realizing just now that he probably has an avocado tree, hence, the avocados coming from nowhere.
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12. Tables turned
I feel the frustration and anger of the person who kept on telling the dumb one that the TV is not available anymore. It’s very hard to remain calm, that’s for sure.
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13. Is he even real?
This could be an early sign. If I were this person’s best friend, I’d go running to the other direction. Far, far, far away from this clueless guy.
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14. Hello New York!
Apparently, New York has another clueless girl in its population. And she’s quite the “smart” girl for “remembering” her lessons in Geology.
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15. No hope left
Women don’t need to take tests to know if the child they just delivered into the world is theirs. Read that again, but slowly.
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16. FM radio
It’s good that he finally realized how FM radios work. But, it’s bad because he is realizing just now.
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17. The truth about pregnancy tests
So sad that she came up with that idea. I hope her friend told her the good news and shared the truth about pregnancy tests.
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18. The truth about vaccines
That’s probably why he understands the anti-vax. He does not really know how vaccines work.
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19. Not how masks work
Isn’t it amazing how people find ways to re-purpose things? But, this kind of re-purposing is something we should not allow.
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20. At least they tried to save face
I’m not sure who’s more clueless. Is it the person who asked this question who later on edited? Or the people who answered?
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21. Nice shirt
This is actually a cool shirt. And it definitely made its point when two of this teacher’s students asked for the second part.
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22. Frying people
I’m pretty sure he did not mean frying the 8 members of the family. But, someone who thinks they are smart eventually called him out and proved that he is actually not that smart.
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23. Too much information
Is this a scheme to get people to share their social security numbers? Or is this a group of clueless people who unfortunately exposed themselves to identity thieves?
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24. Self-confessed
It’s hard to admit that we can be stupid sometimes. But this person did it online and now, he has something more stupid to share than the pickle incident.
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25. Umbrellas are for kids?
If only kids can use umbrellas according to this woman, then does that make adults water-proof? What are we supposed to use when it’s raining, then?
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26. Mass confusion
Looking back, it is quite alarming that there are a lot of clueless people back in the day. I sure hope they’ve learned their lesson and realized the misconception.
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27. Should they?
I’m pretty sure the numbers we all use today are Arabic numerals. If we can’t use it, then what should we use, genius?
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28. Worst fake ID
Using a fake ID is not the right thing to do. But, if you ever think about getting one, make sure your girlfriend is out of the picture.
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29. Consistency
Recipes are supposed to be guides in cooking. But, with this kind of inconsistency, not sure if I’ll be able to trust recipes I find online anymore.
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30. Obviously
It’s a satire website, for goodness’ sake. Did this person read the post thoroughly?
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31. The truth about x-rays
This is what happens when you don’t try to understand before posting anything online. They are not blending babies, for goodness’ sake!
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32. Not well thought of
Before making couple costumes for Halloween, please make sure that you know the story behind the characters you choose. Superman and Supergirl are cousins, not lovers.
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33. Not racist
No one is being racist here. Just trying to use another language.
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34. Read the caption
Uhm, they are not best friends having the same wedding schedule, dear. They are marrying each other.
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35. Poor Jenn
Is Jenn okay? How she ended up thinking that her friend’s phone is with her while texting the very same friend is beyond me.
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36. Like this but not hot
He was taking things too literally. And he even tried explaining the difference in temperature through this photo. I cannot even…?
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37. In or out of the US
My dear, even if you are in outer space, if you are an American, you can celebrate the Independence Day. Yup, that’s right.
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38. Haha!
Solving problems using a calculator does not always render the result you need. But I’m pretty sure that “Syntax Error” meant something wrong with the formula, not that it’s the answer. The teacher’s face sums up how we all feel after seeing this.
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39. Oops
She self-destructed and shared it online. Now, she’s totally doomed.
So my dumbass cancelled my credit card bc I saw someone was using it in Europe but I am in Europe and I am the one using it
— Steph (@stEPH_u_) January 29, 2020
40. Misunderstanding
How could she even come up with that thought? The way some people stupidly think really amazes me.
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41. Caught in the act
That’s a really tall wig! Turns out, he was trying to smuggle cocaine under that wig and he did not get away with it.
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42. Too late
He bought a watermelon when the train stopped at a station. It was too late for him to realize that it won’t fit through the bars.
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43. Another Karen
We have met all kinds of Karen throughout the pandemic. And now, this. Wow.
44. Accidental
This only proves one thing. Family Guy can make this kind of joke and people would surely think it’s part of the episode.
I accidentally hit the language button on my remote last night and watched family guy in Spanish for 10 minutes thinking it was a weird joke
— Simba (@Maccoul_) April 26, 2014
45. Uses phone light for solar powered battery
This battery is solar-powered, which means it gets charged by sunlight. And this student thought he could replace the sun’s energy by hitting the battery with his phone light.
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46. Soap opera fail
Soap operas are supposed to be reflection of real life, but only more dramatic. I guess stupidity like this is also a mirror of what happens in actual scenarios in life.
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47. Wrong number
I sure hope they understood each other in the end. It looks like a long loop of stupid reasoning, a conversation I don’t ever want to have.
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48. Diabetic father
This girl does not speak English and probably searched Google for the word she needed. “Diabetic father” is the last line in Google search when you try to type “sugar daddy”. Just saying.
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49. What?
Oh, no. Someone asked a stupid question and now, it’s saved in Google’s algorithm.
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50. Mom did it
They say “moms know best”. So, is this the best thing to do?
I honestly have no idea why my mother has done this. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/brEVFYSwhg
— Miss Wobble (@richie_rich77) May 19, 2019
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