Signs are everywhere and they aim to spread awareness, give directions, warnings, safety precautions, and even the name of a place or establishment.
Some signs have no time to mess with sugar coating and want to be direct. There are however, signs that actually instill anxiety more than they can give out warnings. There can also be signs that give double and funny meanings and some are just too clever not to notice.
We’ve compiled 50 of the funniest, most brutally honest, and clever signs that will surely brighten up your day. Don’t forget to check them all out and tell us which one is the best!
1) What’s your take on this?
If you should drive like your kids live here, well, you either drive while crying or probably, your kids are zombies and you need to drive fast? What’s your take?
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ledromire
2) Adult Humans, please!
These children are clearly scared, we can’t blame them. Being watched over by two giant eyes, scary! We’d still prefer human adult supervision, please!
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OnsetOfMSet
3) Will you still go?
We love how this sign reminds us to drive carefully. However, after reading the other part of the sign, we’re not sure if it’s a welcome sign or a warning – you judge.
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Citizen_Ken
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4) Beware of the Killer Coconuts in Oahu Hi
We all know that coconuts and coconut trees are amazing but sometimes, they can be hostile too. Beware of projectile trees.
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5) 1974 Advertisement For An Anti-Malaria Medicine
This sign surely didn’t care about sugar-coating their words. They wanted to make a very important point and they did it perfectly. A pretty scary one too.
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Museum of Health and Medicine
6) A very relaxing road trip from Darwin to Melbourne, Australia
Taking a selfie while you’re on a tour and relaxing is a must. Taking a photo beside a warning sign? Why not? Especially when they’re everywhere!
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AcidUrine
7) A friendly reminder not to drown
You certainly don’t want to ruin your day and decide to drown. It’s a bummer to realize your dead, right?
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blindgorgon
8) Still pretty safe – so don’t worry
Let’s just hope no other glass layer gets shattered, right? But then again, we’re sure to still have two working glasses for safety.
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Tails_RulesTheWorld
9) Wheeeeee! Oh wait…
No words needed for this warning sign, just take a look and you’ll understand. Can’t help but say “wheeee” though.
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CaptainCrackbaby
10) Keep your eggs “safe”
Not unless you want your balls cut. This sign didn’t think of ways to sugar-coat their message, it’s definitely direct to the point. Keep those eggs safe!
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CruzWayne
11) Who would even dare?
Well, clealy, that thought would have never crossed our minds but it looks like someone already tried to do it. What was he thinking?
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Svensit
12) Why, we’re so appetizing!
Sometimes, warning signs should be direct to the point, like this one. Unless you want to be the “steak” for dinner, then don’t cross the safety barriers.
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13) Today’s forecast: cloudy with a chance of falling snakes
We kinda thought this was Australia first but its Texas so you might want to bring your snakeproof umbrella.
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RCViking
14) A normal day in Alaska
Knowing the danger, no one should purposely leave that door open. Not unless you are so forgetful that you wake up with a bear by your side.
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electronicthesaurus
15) Affordable tattoo removal
We’re guessing that this is another clever way of saying that your mistake will cost you an arm and a leg – literally.
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StoneageRomeo
16) For all those who would dare
This crocodile enclosure at Sydney Aquarium does not have any plans of sugar coating their sign for those who ‘want to try’ and jump.
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Reginald Hardwick
17) In the meantime in a nearby wolf sanctuary
If their 24/7 security cams won’t scare you, maybe the ’20 or more’ wolves would. Imagine reading that sign and you’re already there – gotta run!
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Gymnos84
18) Gators love kids
Sure, we don’t want to give these alligators stomach aches, right? Also, that gator sure looks like he’s wearing glasses
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FilthySpaniard
19) Crying is not an emergency
Children do cry often, that’s true, but sometimes, crying also means ’emergency’. This sign is pretty much understandable, not unless the kid is crying because of the emergency, maybe they can consider?
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vampedvixen
20) A pretty accurate sign
Looks like 2 different signs but looking at it this way, it sure looks like these suicidal deers must follow a certain road map.
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Jigfly
21) Dare to take a guess?
This is such a fun game for those who would attempt to guess. We’d definitely want to see those who have made the wrong one.
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Paul Smith
22) The splatter zone
Even hippos have stomach aches too, so be careful, it can happen really fast and before you know it, your filled with you know what.
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1stumbler
23) Low water bridge sign near Hardy, AR.
Pretty sure many have been through this bridge and have survived. The good news is that the bridge is about to be replaced – FINALLY!
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jholler0351
24) Local Orthodox Church Sign
Funny how this sign seem to make more people want to actually ‘try’ to trespass. Maybe, they can also put a sign for trespassers who will be given a free meal.
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SilverSunrises
25) Future YouTube star
Anyone who wants to become a future YouTube ‘pee’ star should audition on here.
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LittleCrumb
26) That sort of motivational sign
There are cases where a bear doesn’t kill you but we doubt you’ll ‘get stronger’ after being mauled by a bear. Just to be sure, don’t try.
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cheesybread116
27) A very graphic sign
We surely don’t want to be chased and impaled by a forklift, right? Better stay out that location.
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dontwantyourtitpm
28) Zombie horses warning
Seeing this warning sign and that horse with a not-so-friendly look will definitely give you a ‘night mare’. Get it?
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unfamiliar-ceiling
29) A friendly warning sign for neighbors
A perfect warning sign for all those rude neighbors who just don’t know how show some respect. We have to admit, this is a pretty clever and funny sign.
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mahuzair
30) Presenting Exhibit A
Just in case someone thinks of suing them because of their injuiry, we can pretty say that they have a pretty ‘solid’ defense, don’t you think?
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phitter72
31) Insert with caution
Some people are just not equipped to use a thermometer especially around babies. That’s the reason why signs and warnings like this were made.
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assassinthom3
32) Quick birthing services offered
Sure, no problem! Just squeeze the baby out and move along. It’s that EASY, right? We wonder if they have an actual timer, like, ‘birthing time starts now!’
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Antscannabis
33) We appreciate the heads up!
Most of us would often allow a stranger to hitchhike but with this type of circumstances, well, it’s better to be safe than sorry.
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Scazon
34) Pittsburgh zoo sign or warning
No one is ever ready to face a falling deer. We love her reaction though! If you have been here already, tell us your story!
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Samira Wiley
35) Corn maze warning
If your lost, don’t worry, next week they’ll send help. This sign is very reassuring right? It makes us feel that we would love to go to this maize maze.
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shidanesayo
36) We all need this sign
Sometimes, you need to sugar coat signs and phrases so it wouldn’t sound so direct, but this one? It’s on point and we’re pretty sure most of us would love to have it
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ADHORTATOR
37) Sorry to break it to you
Sure, next time a little kid asks, we just go ahead and tell this to them – pretty sweet but maybe it’ll do the job.
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mynameisntsavannah
38) Survival tip
If someone in this office asks you to accompany them, that means you’re the ‘slower’ co-worker – think twice!
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IPointThings
39) Hiding bodies is a lot of work
This sign is pretty cool, not unless you encounter someone who doesn’t ‘get it’. Maybe you can just “let the bodies hit the floor”
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nateair
40) A fair deal
When you’re bored and just want to throw things at the crocodiles and snakes, we’re sure you’d have an adventure when you retrieve them.
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domeafavour97
41) Thanks but no thanks
This is a crystal clear warning to stay out of that water no matter how adventurous you are.
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rdeddit
42) Text and drive
It’s dark but very clever. Don’t say they didn’t warn you. Lots of love, Wathan Funeral home
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Cieslok Media
43) Sign in an Irish Zoo
The zoo cares for their animals very well, they don’t want them eating some sort of falling junk food, right?
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OctopussSevenTwo
44) Meanwhile in Queens Bath, Hawaii
We love how honest they are with the numbers listed and it’s quite scary to see the very descriptive text but better stay safe than sorry, right?
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Some_Engineer_Guy
45) Heads up or heads down?
It’s a bit hard to know if this sign is telling us to be careful not to slip or to watch out for stage divers.
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cmonplsnotnow
46) Fight back!
It’s so nice to see motivational signs, right? Like this one telling us that when a bear attacks, we should fight back, preferrably using our ‘bear’ hands.
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whiskeyfoxtron
47) The Manchineel tree
Also known as the ‘little apple of death’ by conquistadors. Today, it’s considered endangered, so is anyone who messes with it. Don’t try your ‘luck’.
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lajoswinkler
48) There will be no exorcising of dogs here!
This course area might have too much history that they have decided to ban exorcising dogs. They might have already considered this as a cursed area.
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BoneAppleTea
49) Fragile floor
The user saw this on the stairs in his work office. Good thing this office has working elevators, employees wouldn’t want to risk using those ‘fragile’ floors.
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50) At world’s end
Not sure if this is inviting, clever, or a warning. Nonetheless, you’d sure to have second thoughts before proceeding.
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NewAnarchyTaunt
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