You might be thinking about what could be a great way to enjoy your stay at home without having to spend anything. Well, we have a treat for you! Do you like puns and find them funny? If you do, then this “pun-ny” compilation is what you need today.
These 50 puns will surely leave you in stitches, so read on, and enjoy!
There’s nothing better than literal sarcasm. Why would you ask is wasp spray is good for wasps, it kills them for crying out loud. He should have picked better words.
2) Basically the same thing
Being that some men at like complete children, this could actually be very accurate. If your wife has to treat you like her first child, step your game up. Another example of literal sarcasm at its best.
This meme had me bursting with laughter. Golden retrievers are great dogs, but they won’t find you any buried gold. If golden retrievers could actually retrieve you gold, everyone would have them.
4) I don’t think he was talking about a song, but good one
Depending on how good of a sense of humor the boss interviewing has, this will either get you a job or kicked to the curb real fast. I’d definitely hire anyone with a quick-witted and hilarious response like this. Anyone should be able to appreciate a great Queen reference.
5) If you answer wrong, you’re getting skipped
This is hilarious. One can only hope they get flight attendants with an amazing sense of humor like this. I’m not going to lie, this one makes me a little sad being that they’re not even serving drinks on the plane because of COVID-19.
6) Different kind of cargo
Last time we checked, cars don’t fly. We’re hopeful that’ll happen in the somewhat near future. Any bets on when that will be? I say 2050!
Anesthesia or not, I’m having a full-blown panic attack if my doctor ever starts giving himself a pep-talk before surgery. Luckily, this is just a joke. Although, I have a feeling it’s happened somewhere at some time.
The best, is when people respond this way but they’re not even trying to be funny. In this case, I don’t think the patient would be thrilled with his eye doctor. You never know, some people get a kick out of making fun of themselves.
9) That’s one sentence no one will finish for you, not even your own twin brother
I know they say the bond between twin siblings is strong, but I’m not sure if any bond is this strong. At least he comes to visit, some people don’t even get that. Hopefully, he’s not a
Now this would be a cool trick if he could actually round up more sheep than they started with. I just don’t know where he’d get them from. I’m sure the other sheep herder he stole them from wouldn’t be too happy.
11) Checking out a turtle
That would be so cool if you could actually check out a turtle at the library. Now there’s an idea, library/pet store. I’d go there all the time!
This is what happens when things are spelled the same way. Next thing you know, you have people speaking a language when someone asks about polish for there car. Just go with it, there’s no going back now.
13) I don’t think she’s going to make
I’d hate to have that guy finding me in need of an ambulance, you’d be waiting forever. You’d have to be like “give me the phone already,” I’m dying over here. Then again, he might still be confused.
14) You have to be specific
We’ve all met those people who literally have no common sense. Usually, it’s the people with all the book smarts who pull stuff like this. They mean well, they just don’t think stuff through.
Good thing planes these days pretty much fly themselves, One thing is for sure, I’d have my eye on this co-pilot the whole flight. “Listen, you don’t touch anything. I got this.”
16) She only dates spiders
This one had me totally cracking up! I’ve got a few friends who might actually be this guy. Heck, who am I kidding, I’ve had my moments too.
17) A cologne for introverts
If you’re an introverted guy, this one is for you. Introducing this new cologne, “Leave Me The Fuh Cologne” with “Sandal Wood & Social Paralysis” new by ‘Calvin Decline.’ This is too funny!
“Did she just do what I think she did? Oh wait, false alarm his name is Ray, I see.” If she really was cheering for her neighbor’s death, either she’s a horrible person, or he was a terrible neighbor.
19) Good luck explaining this one
I hope he’s not this happy when he finally realizes what this doctor is telling him. I’d hate to be the one in this awkward conversation. Maybe she’ll just go with.
The guy in this meme is confused about what type of “box’ the clerk is talking about. The worst part, is I guarantee cashiers see stuff like this in real life. Just shake your head and give him a box anyway, that’s my advice.
There’s nothing better than a little bit of sense of humor in an unlikely situation. I bet doctors love patients like this. They need a good laugh with all the negative stuff they have to see, especially right now.
22) No one likes a bossy boss
I’d like to live in an alternate universe where the sheep talk. Anyhow, this sheep is sick of his boss. Maybe it’s the way he’s always carrying him around.
When your 5-year-old daughter is smarter than your realtor, I think it’s time to find a new one. Unless the little girl is actually trying to talk to the stairs. In that case, you’re golden.
24) Genies can be tricksters
We’ve all seen genies misinterpret wishes in movies. This one changes a man into a new person when he really just wants some money. Good thing you have three wishes!
I have a feeling if I did this to my girlfriend she would look at me like I was crazy. Or she’d just walk out of the room and make me carry the couch my self. The girl in this meme is a real trooper.
26) Sometimes children are smarter than adults
I wouldn’t be surprised if the kid was actually teaching the adult to read. Maybe it’s his dad’s bedtime and the kids ready him a bedtime story before bed. Does that sound about right “Mark?”
27) That one went over his head
Can you imagine if you asked another parent this and that was their response. Would it be to awkward to reiterate the question? Probably so, better too just nod your head and walk away.
Unless they have some serious heartburn, I don’t think they’ll get the effect they’re looking for. Who knows, being that small, it might give them some kind of euphoria. Let’s just hope it’s a good trip.
29) The boss is a real “drill” sergent
Usually the saying is my boss is a “pill,” not my boss is a “drill.” I wouldn’t want to make him mad. You might end up drilled to the wall.
30) Don’t call me a liar bro
There’s nothing worse than being called a liar. Unless you’re just confused about what your friend is saying. He’ll have to rephrase that question.
31) I have ‘nun’ in my wallet
This one’s is hysterical! The way they photoshopped the Nun into the wallet had me laughing out loud. Some of the
This poor kid ended up with an old man’s knees. I guess he’ll learn to be more specific when giving transplants. Who knows, maybe they’ll hold up for him.
33) I thought vacuums were supposed to do that
This guy better change his wording, or he might not be getting his money back. My vacuum sucks too, meaning it works great. Maybe “it doesn’t suck” will work better for you in this case.
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This is the best pick up line I’ve seen in a while! Any Justin who sees this has to let me know how it works. Come to think of it, I have a brother named Justin that I can ask!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAA9BJgg4Is/
35) At least she’s honest
They say honesty is the best policy, but this might be a good time to tell a little white lie. Cross your fingers and hope you’re not on that “just once” flight. Where’s my parachute when I need it!?
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36) That’s one short birthday
If he goes through with this, he’ll end up getting dumped real quick. Unless she’s the type that really hates birthday parties. If that’s the case, he may be applauded for his efforts.
I couldn’t stop laughing at this one. Mainly because it reminds me of my dad, and myself. Oh no, I’ve really turned into my dad!
38) He really thought he was at the Super Bowl
This dad played a hilarious trick on his kid. He was at a restaurant called the “Soup er Bowl,” so he used that opportunity for the perfect practical joke. Judging by the mad emoji, his kid wasn’t very happy with him.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B8EsrR3pSdF/
Leave it up to a dad to say something so unfunny, that it actually becomes funny. He’ll also do the classic laugh at his own joke for about 30 seconds longer than everyone else. Classic dad jokes, you’ve just got to love them.
Twenty years ago when there was no such thing as live streaming, this really was the only way to live stream. In my opinion, watching a stream is way better than live streaming what you’re eating on Instagram. How I miss the good old days.
41) He was born with them
I’d hate to get in a bar fight with that patron. I was going to say bears don’t booze, but I can think of a few that would beg to differ. It’s a real thing, google “bears getting drunk,” you won’t be disappointed.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-fA0-AghLB/
If he could actually saw a log in half with his eyes, he’d be the best logger around. Too bad that is impossible. Unless your Cyclops from the X-Men.
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Joking with your wife is great and all, but I have a feeling they don’t want sarcasm after having a good fall. Go ahead and do it, see how that works for you. You’ll end up on couch duty for the foreseeable future.
44) He’s not buying anything
Another clever play of words that leaves his meme-wife fuming. You better just pull out your wallet and stop being so cheap. What’s the point in making it if you’re not going to spend a bit?
No one wants to hear that their son is an arsonist. At least the cop has a sense of humor. That’s something everyone has to appreciate.
Any one who’s ever tried to argue with their girlfriend or wife, totally gets this one. It gets you nowhere fast, and they’re usually always right. Even if they aren’t right, it’s better to just cut your losses.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_oFPjkpiaS/
This is something I can totally see my dad using during a game of golf. It’s another one that’s so corny, it becomes funny. Sometimes those are the best.
One guy made a face mask from a coffee filter and wrote “coughy” filter. Well played, we need people who are still able to joke during this pandemic. I’m not sure how good that mask would actually work though, maybe if you doubled up.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-R8QsRpF06/
I’m sure there’s a husband or boyfriend out there that’s done something this dumb. Some people can only be literal, anything else just confuses them. I should know, my best friends like that.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6B4ENtln1c/
That’s the best when something random ends up surprisingly hilarious. The round top on the posts makes them look like people dancing. This one’s brilliantly dipping his significant other.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B7RJoi6AwcY/
