There is nothing wrong with a little petty revenge. Sure, it’s not the most mature way to handle things, but it’s human nature. If someone makes you upset, it’s only normal that you would want to find a way to get back at them. Take a page out of these people’s books. They pursued their revenge in a hilarious fashion and had everyone online dying of laughter.
From the woman who convinced her cheating boyfriend to get a horrible tattoo to the grandma who spent her kids’ inheritance on Internet ads to make them pay for their constant bickering, this list has it all. They’re not sorry at all for their plans of vengeance.
This person parked in two spots at Home Depot so another person zip-tied a shopping cart to the handle of their vehicle. That will teach them to take up two spaces. The lines are there for a reason!
“My neighbors like to throw their cigarette butts over the wall and onto the sidewalk. I’m tired of seeing dogs eat them and kids play with them, so I picked them up for them,” explains the woman. She returned all of their butts to them, leaving them on their doorstep.
Someone parked in the area where the shopping carts are supposed to go. The employees decided to take revenge. They had a job to do and weren’t going to let the parked car stop them from completing it.
Someone left a note on the windshield saying they slashed their tires for parking like an ass. It’s not as bad as it sounds though. They simply taped a picture of the musician Slash to their wheel.
There is a guy at work that always eats everyone’s food, so one man decided to get revenge. He injected a bunch of donuts with mustard and left them out on the counter for the food thief to steal. It’s going to be a big surprise.
There are no slackers allowed in this business statistics class. A few people overslept and asked the others in the group for the class notes. The group members weren’t very helpful.
Someone got really upset that this guy parked over top of the disabled parking space. They dumped a can of jam all over his car. It made quite a mess.
One way to make poor parkers feel bad is to draw new lines on the ground for them with a piece of chalk. It will make them think long and hard about what they did, and maybe next time, they will pay more attention.
The ex-girlfriend was caught abusing her Netflix privileges. She was still using the old account. However, changing the password immediately wasn’t painful enough. There was an even better way to get revenge.
We imagine the person who was using the coffee creamer nearly threw up when they read the note. It’s enough to make anyone think twice about stealing the creamer again. Whether it’s true or not is anyone’s guess.
The cat got locked in the bathroom while the owner cooked because she was being bad. She decided to show the human that she was upset with the punishment. She ripped up all of the toilet paper.
This one is more fun than it is vengeful. The daughter told her mom that she was too old for notes in her lunch. The mom still wanted to show that she cared, so she did it in a roundabout way.
13. Turtle Coloring Sheet
This woman couldn’t believe someone left a turtle on the windshield of her car in the parking lot. However, they did have a point. She wasn’t very good at staying within the lines.
Sonic put up a pretty hilarious message on their sign recently. However, corporate didn’t like it. The employees then proceeded to put up a new sign taking revenge on corporate.
The grandma was not happy that all of her kids were constantly arguing about their inheritance. They all wanted to get their hands on her money, so she decided to spend it all on worthless ads instead of giving it to them.
16. Sign Language Message
The woman was not pleased that her drawing teacher assigned her three finals so she wrote “You got me messed up” in sign language. If you can read sign language, that’s what the people’s hands in the drawing say.
Some people can be very impatient when waiting in line. Although, there is a way to get revenge on them. You can make them wait even longer by inviting others to skip the line.
The employee offered to buy the people that she worked with lunch. The lady on the far right of the photo who doesn’t like her recommended that they eat from “literally anywhere but Olive Garden”. The employee bought them Olive Garden.
19. Mean Comments Revenge
“I skied back to the Pole again… to take this photo for all those men who commented ‘Make me a sandwich’ on my TEDX Talk. I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese), now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it,” said Hameister. At age 14, she became the youngest person ever to ski across all three poles.
The man wanted to get revenge on a thief who wronged him so he made the person a taco using cat food. It’s going to taste delicious. It is the sweet taste of revenge.
Apparently, the sound of snoring is pretty popular on Spotify. Hundreds of thousands of people listened to the husband’s snores when his wife uploaded the recording to the music streaming platform as revenge.
The coworker believes in the Flat Earth Theory. Today is his last day at the office so he was given a globe as a present. The other employees obviously don’t share in his flat earth belief.
A criminal stole the neighbor’s reindeer ornaments from their yard. They decided to display his pictures in the yard as a replacement. He was caught on their security cameras.
Even big companies like Tesla have a sense of humor. One of their customers had a complaint about the noise the car’s autopilot makes. They made the change in the software and named it after him.
The dad finally exacted his revenge on his daughter for waking him up in the middle of the night so many times when she was growing up. It’s pretty hilarious. Everyone knows getting sleep when you have toddlers in the house isn’t easy.
If you are a dog owner, it’s your responsibility to not only take care of your dogs but also to make sure they don’t bother other people. If you don’t, it may come back to bite you in the butt later on.
There is nothing that makes a British person more angry than making tea wrong. At least, according to this woman. It’s how she annoys her British boyfriend when he’s being annoying.
If you park sideways in a parking lot, don’t be surprised if other people park you in. It’s a sort of natural revenge. There are spaces marked with lines for a reason.
The neighbors were very precise when they cleaned the wall. They only cleaned their side. It was a way to shame the people who lived on the other side for not doing their part frequently enough.
The man wouldn’t help his girlfriend to clean the house. She begged him for assistance but he didn’t listen. Therefore, she put his video game in with her snake as punishment. He is very afraid of it.
The husband was angry in the morning so he only made his half of the bed. It was his petty way of showing his wife that he was upset. She thought it was pretty funny.
Dentists always scold their patients for not flossing. Yet, very few people actually follow through and pick up the habit. This woman decided to flip the script one day.
33. Single Raisin Cookies
Is it a raisin or a chocolate chip? If you eat this woman’s cookies, you might never know. It is entirely possible that she is getting revenge on you.
It’s a little passive-aggressive, but it’s also hilarious. The villagers shamed the city planners for refusing to fix their pothole by holding a birthday celebration for it. The pothole is now two years old.
“Every time I get a spam fax at work I put the spammer’s number on a Free Monkey flyer and post it somewhere,” explains the man. It’s a great way to get revenge on the spam callers. If they are going to spam, they’ll get spammed back.
The family was sick and tired of the neighbor’s dogs barking at night. They asked them to keep the pups under control so many times but they didn’t. Finally, they got their kid a bunch of different musical instruments to play early in the morning every day as revenge.
The boyfriend messed up big time. He sent his girlfriend an apology letter. She graded it like a teacher would an essay and sent it back to him covered in corrections.
When you’re a kid, being stuck in the classroom is so frustrating. You have to ask for permission for everything. However, this kid found a funny way to protest the system.
The roommate fed a couple of people in the house dog food as a joke. To get their revenge, they waited until he left for the weekend and wrapped everything in his room in plastic wrap. They used over one kilometer worth of it.
The punishment for stealing in this town is walking around the courthouse with a sign that says “I am a thief”. You have to be on your feet all day, rain or shine, as people drive by and laugh at you. It’s an interesting idea.
“I mixed Carolina Reaper powder into half a tub of ice cream as revenge for food thief at my community freezer,” explains the man. The Carolina Reaper is known as the hottest chili pepper in the world. It will really ruin your day.
Last year, the man wrapped his brother’s Christmas present in duct tape. This year, as revenge, the brother wrapped one in concrete for the man and gave him a hammer to crack it open. It’s completely covered.
Her boyfriend asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, “I don’t know”. The smart-aleck brought her a big bowl of exactly what she asked for.
The man joined a gym but his fit friends teased him about it. He posted a sign on the mirror there calling them out by name as revenge. It was a great way of embarrassing them. “Please limit your time flexing in front of the mirror to 30 minutes per workout session,” it reads.
This man had his checkbook remade with a picture of him and his new wife so he could use them to write alimony checks to his ex-wife. If he was going to have to pay her, he at least wanted to rub it in her face how happy he was.
Can you read what the windows say? The one apartment wrote on their window that the people living above them are loud. The other apartment responded by writing on their window that the people below them are loud.
Someone stole the pumpkins off of their porch and smashed them. If they return to try it again, they are going to be in for a world of hurt. There are now thumbtacks on the back of the new pumpkin.
“My neighbor went on vacation for a week and I decorated his house with some inspiring lyrics from his least favorite band…” says the man. That band is Nickleback. It was payback for when the neighbor decorated his house with penises when he was on vacation previously.
The artist received some criticism on her page from one of the commenters. The artist got revenge by spending several hours painting the commenter a custom middle finger. It was the perfect response.
50. Dandelion Infestation
“My wife is planning revenge against the annoying neighbors,” the husband explains. Her method of choice is pretty creative. She is going to plant dandelion seeds all over their yard. They will never know what hit them.
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There is nothing wrong with a little petty revenge. Sure, it’s not the most mature way to handle things, but it’s human nature. If someone makes you upset, it’s only normal that you would want to find a way to get back at them. Take a page out of these people’s books. They pursued their revenge in a hilarious fashion and had everyone online dying of laughter.
From the woman who convinced her cheating boyfriend to get a horrible tattoo to the grandma who spent her kids’ inheritance on Internet ads to make them pay for their constant bickering, this list has it all. They’re not sorry at all for their plans of vengeance.
