Karma, as they say, is a bitch. Especially when you’ve done something oh so very wrong and find yourself on the receiving end of karmic justice!
But, sometimes karma can be quite funny and sneaky in her ways. But, for the 50 people on this list who were dished out instant karma, karma for the most part was swift, brutal, and very underhanded. Which is exactly how we like it!
1) Innocent bunny ear shenanigans
@calafragilistic:
“Literally the most instant of all instant karmas. You can’t get faster than light.”
@richscottwill:
“Or the absence of it.”
2) “Karma: Friend’s car after a hit and run”
@Phyrexian_Starengine:
“Sweet, Sweet justice. Get’ m boys!”
3) There’s a reason you aren’t allowed to park on this beach…
@ItPutsLotionOnItsSkin:
“More like slow approaching karma.”
4) All for the love of cigarettes!
@Office_Account:
“Do the right thing and return the bag. The guy probably is in a place in life most of us can’t even fathom, although that’s no right to steal from anyone, just let it go and be the bigger man. At the end of the day, you picked up a random hitchhiker and you got a couple dart’s jacked, consider it a win and move on.”
5) “Well someone at my work is gonna have a shit time.”
6) “Police in Turkey try to stop Pride parade with water cannons, accidentally creates rainbows”
7) Karma wins again
8) Karma hates cheeky little thieves
9) “Karma’s a bitch, local nightclub has the laugh laugh over stupid patron!”
@PotatoGirl:
“In her defense, grenadine is delicious.”
10) “So I was driving to the gym, and some asshat t-bones my car and drives off… BUT HE FORGOT THIS.”
@meowoui:
“Dope, I knew someone who was driving drunk hit a fence left the area, next day cops came knocking at his door with his license plate…”
11) “You aren’t special for reading The Great Gatsby…”
“Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.”
Yeah, neither did the original poster! Karma caught him in the act of being a poser and gave him a duly deserved face palm moment!
12) “These idiots tried to knock me off my kayak and laughed. This is what they were up to when I got back to the beach..karma is a bitch!”
13) “Saw Karma in action on my Facebook today.”
@DJBenz:
“Was she trying the unethical life hack for reducing cab fares?”
@knumbknuts:
“One of the few times I could hear an accent in text.”
14) “10 days ago someone broke into my car and stole some random stuff.”
@Gpcanni:
“Then I dropped my debit card under my seat and found the guys wallet last night. Turned it over to the cops and it turns out he had done this before.”
15) “Someone parked in my designated parking space and received a different kind of karma.”
16) “Brand new Jaguar driver believes he’s too important to sit in traffic. Insta-karma smackdown.”
@butjohnnydontdoesit:
“I can hear him talking to his insurance rep now… “I don’t know what happened. I mean there I was, just sitting in traffic, minding my own business and all of the sudden they just started pouring concrete all around me!'”
17) Instant karma
@DeputyDangles:
“Sure made an ass out of him.”
@adrian5b:
“I’m gonna pin a tail on your comment.”
18) “Having to deal with LA’s ridiculous parking enforcement daily, this was a welcome sight.”
@nynorsekmd:
“My old roommate who is a police officer loves writing tickets, especially when it’s parking enforcement or mall security vehicles who park illegally. So yes, sometimes they are fake but more often than not you will find some officers love writing tickets for people who think they are above the laws they enforce (parking wise anyway).”
19) Look out, bird!
20) “Trucks are taking over the icy roads”
@eyemadeanaccount:
“4×4, good to help you go. Not good to help you stop or turn. You need good winter tires for that.”
21) “Marina, SF, today – dude tries to get around a line of stopped cars and drives right into fresh cement. Oops, fail.”
@Jim Santos:
“NBC Today Show, Yahoo News, SFist, The Sun, and maybe some others? Crazy how people instantly recognize the immense selfishness that went into this poor decision.”
22) Karma hates cheaters.
“I lost my wedding ring in the silver star. Took it off for a lap dance haven’t seen it since…. Twas a comfort fit ring 18k white gold GULP.”
23) “Tweeting while driving with your knees”
“My car is totaled everything is ruined. If you can’t drive with your knee and do something else with your hands at the same time, you ain’t shit.”
24) This shoplifter was trying to run from karma…
@GoldenAngels:
“TBH the person running into the window is me trying to attempt having a normal life.”
25) “This guy parked illegally in our lot. I left him a note that simply reads: Karma.”
26) “No 1 of the #Top5 Greatest Cases of Karma: Wits Campus Control Clamping a Police Car.”
27) “Hit and Run jerk left bumper with plates at scene. Instant karma?”
@LucyBaby:
“I knew there had to be a reason for some places to have plates on the front and back of their cars.”
28) Toe fungus karma
@tapport:
“Well now everybody knows that the guy in Apt. 4D has a foot fungus.”
29) “I wonder how long until they realize their mistake”
@AspieGirl88:
“I saw a video that was similar to this, only the guy flipping the other guy off had left a phone AND a tablet/iPad on top of his car. The phone had first fallen off & onto the road & the guy on the motorbike picked it up & drove up to the guy in the car (only to be given the finger). When he got close enough, the car-guy saw the phone in his hand & stopped so he could get it back. Motorbike-guy was still pissed off, though; tossed the phone through the window, lifted the tablet/iPad off the roof (cue the car-guy’s dismayed look) & let it drop onto the road before roaring off. That’s a double dose of karma, for sure. LOL.”
30) Oops, that got out of hand very quickly!
Within minutes, he sent another tweet that said “there’s cops outside my house” before finally realizing that he was screwed.
“I’m dead ass going to jail.”
In case you didn’t know, making a threat against the President’s life is a federal offense.
31) “Parking Jerk who Paid the Price”
@Jeffbx:
“Last December (CRAZY shopping time) I came across an asshat taking 2 spots in a busy grocery store aisle, and I eased my car in about 2” away from his to fit in. He actually came out while I was parking & yelled at me – “Hey! I park like that so no one parks next to me!” I was going to tell him to park way in the back of the lot if he didn’t want anyone to park near him, but some random dude walking by pipes in, “No, you park that way because you’re an asshole.” I’m glad one of us had the proper response.”
32) “And that is why you don’t leave your dog in your car.”
@kukamunga:
“Good for you, dog! I hope you saved some for the driver’s seat, though.”
@PaulSach:
“Looks like this dog does give a shit.”
33) “Revenge of the garbage men”
34) Thieves hate her, but karma loves her!
35) Karma doesn’t jive with hipster business.
36) Just another day in karma-land.
37) She’s the meanest mama in Wyoming!
@OneLeggedPigeon:
“Its good to show kids (especially nowadays) that there are consequences for bad decision making and poor judgment. Tough love, but a lot of credit to a parent who sticks to their guns and doesn’t try and be their kids best friend.”
38) “This guy was parked in front of the shopping cart stall”
@jasonarp:
“Used to work as a cart guy at a Sam’s Club…. this happens more often than it should.”
39) “Not quite instant, but still satisfying.”
40) “Friend posted this on facebook. Package thief has no idea what he stole.”
41) “Baby momma drama? Instant Karma’s gotchu fam”
42) “Guy parks his car right in front of firefighting depot”
43) Karma for litterbugs is brutal!
44) Sometimes, karma gives you an instant slap in the face.
45) Karma is a pedestrian affair
@anonymous:
“As a pedestrian who uses the crosswalk correctly and yet has this happen to me everyday, this brings a glistening tear of justice to my eye.”
46) Karma gave this guy an instant driving lesson
47) Karma has aggressive moves, too!
@fingerblast:
“50 years later and that just made some random guy over the Internet smile too.”
48) Not even little girls are immune from karma’s instant justice
49) Karma has every cop’s number on speed dial
50) Karma is an 8o-year-old man
@1982throwaway1:
“God this is perfect. Members of the AARP unite.”
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