Kids can be so funny when it comes to drawing, saying, or doing things that are completely innocent, but seem very naughty to our dirty minds.
When they make ceramic taco fish that look suspiciously like lady parts or run around waving the “golden ticket” condom wrapper they picked up off the floor, it’s hard not to spit out your coffee!
Perspective, of course, is everything.
So, when you look at these 50 different times that kids did something that could be considered NSF, remember that they’ve done nothing wrong. We’re the ones who have our minds in the gutter!
“Sure, when he does it it’s cute. When I do it everyone’s all ‘that’s not a mannequin, pervert!'”
“Somebody photoshop a gold chain and chest hair on this baby!”
“Everyone that clicked on this is on the FBI watch list now.”
“To be that boys teacher. Do you know how many times we have to step outside to gather our wits when we see this stuff?!”
“We literally thought “oh, she’s gonna hug him or something….no biggie….” nope…I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.”
“Ah, the traditional greeting of small children and animals to adult men: shot to the unit.”
“I think that should go up on their fridge and never come down until after she’s graduated from high school and out of the house.”
When mom was asked why she bought this jump rope in the first place, she replied:
“It didn’t look bad from the front and honestly, I wasn’t really paying that much attention. Until we got home and my husband asked why she had a penis jump rope.”
“And in that moment, he realized that the only woman who had ever loved him had been torn from his life forever.”
“Just be glad he wasn’t going through the garbage looking for more fishing rods. Might have attracted a shark.”
“This is priceless, and should be kept around for the days when your nephew reaches that “Mother you’re embarrassing me” stage.”
“The other kindergarten kids drew rainbows, my 5 year old daughter drew this…”
“I worked a kindergarten graduation service a couple of years ago where the kids drew their own programs. I had to save this one, obviously it’s a lighthouse.”
“Not sure who the clown is that taught her that, but I predict a visit from the authorities…”
“Yeah, I reached second base before kindergarten. Get at me.”
“Haha “scissors.” That totally looks like a banana and two oranges.”
“I’m going to need a picture of the teacher to confirm.”
“My son started prep this year , while doing puzzles he started trying to make words . He puts this one together and asked me what word he made ? …..Ummmm”