So this guy looks like he might have actually worked hard for his ripped body, but perhpas it wasn’t quite to his standards. You know your quest for perfection has taken a turn for the worst when you turn to Photoshop. The warped closet gives it all away. Sir, you probably look great without it!

Ooops, this woman forgot to run the beauty filter on her reflection in the window. She also overlooked her disproportionately chubby hands, which don’t match her superficially slimmed-down body.

@eternalrefuge86:

“It’s like she just photoshopped an entirely different person in her place.”

@sdbct1:

“Everyone knows reflections add 20 pounds.”

Reflections aren’t the only thing that Insta-queens forget to airbrush out! Shadows tell a different story, and in this case the fake boot curves were saying they felt a bit deflated.

We’ve all seen those before and after shots of meth addicts. Now we can see what happens to pretty Instagrammer’s who have also lost their way!

Some girls want to look like real-life Barbie dolls. But, this one has somehow managed to turn herself into cardboard cutout of a blow-up doll!

@rhiiii:

“They look like low rendered video game characters.”

@sheeana407:

“We made a full cricle, 15 years ago people had phones with sh*tty cameras so they took potato quality pictures, now they have fancy phones that can take good pictures and use them to facetune pictures into potato quality.”

This is truly frightening! If she’s going to make herself look like a wax figurine, she should at least smooth out the wrinkles.

@SquintWestweed:

“Ultra Karen 9000, now available with night vision.”

@Agh-Bee:

“She looks like she can smell the colour three.”

Great news, ladies! The latest and greatest Photoshop filter can now give you that transparent, see-thru nose your plastic surgeon always refused to give you.

@TheMightyWill:

“Maybe she cut her nose real bad.”

@SansCitizen:

“So she covered it up with her own eye?”

Is it any wonder that “catfish” has taken on an entirely new meaning in our vocabulary? This is really unfair to the poor guys who get caught in her deceptive lure.

@Agh-Bee:

“Jeeeeeze. If she went missing and they used her insta pics she would neverrrr be found, even if she walked into a police station!”

Faking pregnancies to get attention because you have mental issues is one thing. But, this totally fake Insta-baby bump is unreal.

@evieLuna:

“It looks like…a lemon”

@bigjim1993:

“This is what my snake looks like after it eats a mouse.”

This looks like some lonely guy stuffed his fun-size blowup doll into a puffy jacket to make her look more presentable in public. Big eyes that go all the way to your ears don’t exist in real life!

@PerilousAll:

“Looks like one of those creepy dolls that’ll kill you in your sleep.”

It’s really hard to find something nice to say about this girl, especially since everything about this look screams WTF! There’s no fixing that face, but she’d have nice hair if it weren’t for that Dandruff Bride of Chucky look.

@little_missHOTdice:

“She looks like how I feel when I’m trying to not look high in front of the cashier…”

Ears? You don’t need no stinkin’ ears! They just get in the way of your self-esteem when people start telling you how dumb you look.

@MellyBee94:

“Imagine taking this into the salon. Like ‘Yes Cheryl, this is the hairstyle I’ve wanted for YEAARS. Gimme the Darth Vader helmet!'”

Everyone should be scared of thee ladies! The Stepford Wives have stepped out of the pages of a fictional book/movie and are now a part of our reality!

@questionablequeef:

“I’m not seeing any actual happiness in those smiles.”

@katasia:

“Smile like you’re dead inside.”

How did we get to the point where women are so ashamed of their bodies? This gorgeous woman has wonderfully envious curves in the before pic! Why can’t she see that?

@electrodiva69:

“Do these people not realise that they are on television, ie. everyone already knows what they look like?”

Britney Spears has an amazing fit body, just look at those toned legs! She’s never going look she did in her teeny bopper I’m A Slave 4 U days, so why can’t she just embrace her womanhood? It just goes to show that even celebrities are still pressured to look a certain way.

@OigoAlgo:

“Absolutely, she’s fit as hell! I wonder what’s going through her head. Poor thing.”

@jenavarela:

“I agree, I’ve seen her live videos and she’s super tone. I hope she knows that she’s beautiful regardless of what the bullies are telling her on insta.”

This poor guy is trying to fake a dad bod, but he’s not succeeding because the rest of him isn’t exactly ripped. Well, at least he has those amazing looking feet going for him! You know what they say about guys with big no toes.

@Swooty:

“Someone needs to tell him his abs are migrating.”

Oh how sweet of her! She must have donated all her organs to the cast of The Wizard of Oz right before she snapped this Insta-impossible photo.

@MoodySpider:

“She’s an ant. Most of the organs is in the ass.”

@CoughCoolCoolCool:

“She smells with her legs.”

It’s all fun and games until you have people like this woman, who actually think they’re fooling people. Magic fairy wands don’t exist in real life, ya’ll!

@MicahMysiuk:

“She used the ‘Michael Jackson’ filter.”

This guy looks like he could snap in half as easily as the twigs he’s holding in the 2009 photo. If he doesn’t stop working on those obliques, this is what’s going to happen to him:

@TheRedditReportShow:

“By 2029 he going to be legs and hips with a levitating torso above them.”

Hey, that’s actually a really good idea! You can just save some money on plastic surgery and use a couple of water balloons to beef up your behind.

so_not_reddit:

“All she could afford for her editing was MSPaint.”

@AnnAufnBaggn:

“What the heck am I looking at?”

@Moist_Cheeki:

“Party balloons.”

The Kardashians are already as fake as you can get, but seriously? This is so horribly Photoshopped that you can barely tell which Kardashian it is!

Dayyymmm dawg! Even celebrity dogs are now getting the Photoshop treatment. Could that be considered animal cruelty?

@CookieMonstress:

“Snoop Dogg’s cousin Smooth Dogg?”

@jesslray:

“No one wants to see a dog with big pores anyway.”

@diarrhea_shnitzel:

“Tbh I can’t stand dogs with visible 3rd dimensional qualities.”

Okay, that’s just weirdly unattractive. It looks halfway decent until you get to the stick-straight legs.

@Trash-kitty:

“If you’re gonna edit your ass to look like a diaper, at least edit your thighs to match.”

@anabeeverhousen:

“There’s just so much to dissect here. My favorite is 100% the floating glasses. Who are you, Morpheus? You couldn’t even be bothered to wear real sunglasses?”

Look at the difference in her eyes! Before she was happy, but this woman looks like a dead zombie with a really good makeup application in the after photo.

Maybe all these photos are further proof that we’re actually living in a virtual reality, Matrix-like, simulated world. At least she picked a good looking character to play, some of us should be so lucky!

@durianisking:

“I thought why was i looking at some PS2 character.”

To be fair, some women do have a naturally tiny, hourglass “snatched” waist. This girl just isn’t one of them, but she still has has a totally enviable figure!

@gayangst666:

“Man I used to wear a waist trainer like every day to achieve this dumb look. Now I don’t care lol.”

Oh great, on top of feeling bad about our boobs, butts, and thighs, now we’re supposed to feel bad our knuckles and fingers. Our impossibly long, totally smooth, 6-inch hot dog fingers…

@artesian-cement:

“How do these people not understand that without the wrinkles on your fingers they would literally not bend.”

This one is all sorts of confusing! What does she even want us to look at here, and why is she trying to hypnotize everyone with that striped onesie?

@Scrummycrummyday:

“Like, wtf is the desire here? She’s wearing a cheap looking Foot Locker onesie and has a red nose. Why even.”

Anti-feminist mission accomplished! You can’t help but stare directly at her boobs, because staring at anything else in this photo is just too frightening.

@bk2705:

“This has the same shape as a suit coat on a hangar.”

@MeyerOfLemonTown:

“Yet they couldn’t photoshop that terribly fitted bra into place. Whack.”

When did insanity become the new normal? Why is looking like a spoon with boobs a thing?

@peachapatchi:

“I read a comment once asking how people still believe she looks like the right every day. That’s honestly what I thought she looked like. I don’t watch her on TV or follow her social media, this sub is really the only place I realized how she looks in real life.”

This seems to be an achievable look with the right stylist and lots of bleaching, but apparently even this is a ruse. At least when she’s old and gray, she’ll have lots of Photoshop experience and can make it look black.

There’s having a sharp jawline, and then there’s this. This girl could just use her chin instead of her fingers to point when people ask her for directions!

@Khajiit_Has_Upvotes:

“I’m gonna be honest if I encountered somebody who actually looked like this I would be curious what genetic/congenital defect(s) s/he has. Why do people want to look like this lol.”

Well, as far as demon-eyed families go, at least this one looks happy. A crazy, sold my soul to Satan for 12 puppies kind of happy.

@chachkita:

“My god, FaceTuning your grandparents is a whole other level.”

@grllkit:

“What is the point of all this crap. Why don’t people just have a cartoon of themselves. It’s way more honest and way less sad.”

Does anyone here remember those cardboard doll cutouts that you could dress up with paper clothes? This guy is a real life version of those paper dolls.

Well, maybe she lost her arm and she got a prosthetic with an inverted pirate hook hand. Who are we to body shame this poor woman?

@OuijaAllin:

“When your shoes are bigger than your f**king head.”

@iheartbags:

“Instead of legs for days she wanted legs for months.”

Well, at least we know what this woman was doing in court. She was being charged with Catfish by Photoshop!

@listenbuddy125:

“Are the photos… taken years apart ??”

@anonymous:

“Yes. Before… And waay before.”

This is what happens when aliens get bored of the usual experiments. They start crossbreeding humans and daddy long leg spiders to achieve this out of this world “legs from here to heaven” look.

@PurpleMuskogee:

“25% girl, 75% legs.”

Why did she have to go and ruin a perfectly fine strong yet feminine look? The only thing wrong with her real life photo is the shorts that make her look like she has a huge camel toe!

@koshka69:

“She looks like a action figure from Robot Chicken.”

At least she already has a man by her side that seems to like her just the way she is. But, why didn’t she at least fix her bulging underboob in the fixed photo?

@anonymous:

“I’m so glad I found this sub, I used to believe the images were real and made myself feel shitty for not looking like it.”

@playmakeup:

“For real. Like holy sh*t my body is normal.”

What’s with the fascination these Insta-fluencers have with skinny stick noses and top-heavy fish lips? They all look like the same bad caricature of one another!

@BelleLorage:

“I know this might sound a bit weird, but it seems like she’s in that wave of “influencers” trying to be ambiguously racially diverse?”

@GailaMonster:

“It’s called “blackfishing” (like catfishing), and it’s like modern day blackface in a way. Super uncomfortable.”

Yikes, this would probably be grounds to demand a vote recount if she actually won. She’s clearly impersonating someone else!

@MadamKrosis:

“Her campaign photo should have been the second one to start with.”

@bettinatea:

“Agree. She looks cool and fun and relatable in the second one. The first one reminds me of the style books that salons keep in the lounge area.”

This can’t possibly be the same person. Not only do the face jowls not match, but they’re not even the same race!

@Mas0n8or:

“Left is clearly some kind of baked good, a croissant maybe?”

@sandmangirl123:

“I hate when women turn themselves into a completely different race. It’s becoming the new version of black face.”

You can never have enough belly buttons to play with. Like the saying goes, the more the merrier!

@aya-b:

“When your belly button faces a different direction than your torso.”

@uberduger:

“This is truly bizarre, because it must have taken at least a minute or two to do the actual photoshopping, and she didn’t f**king notice the double bellybutton? Absolutely baffling.”

Nope, nope, nope! There’s nothing natural about those overgrown eyeball hairs. She should really get that looked at.

@bellabelial97:

“She bothers me soooooo much. The fact she blocks anyone who questions it is the worst part.”

@HolyHandPotato:

“She wants to look like a Bratz doll. I guess it isn’t surprising that she acts like one too.”

Well, why not drop out of college to model? Even models are Photoshopped the heck out of, so it’s not like anything we see is real anymore.

At least he’s only anorexic in his fake picture and not in real life. There’s that.

Whoa! This is the difference between a mom and her daughter. Mom’s gone a little cray cray in the brain if she thinks people won’t eventually catch on to her game!

@Pineapple_Herder:

“I know filters and edits can make someone feel better about themselves or in this case remember a time when they were more youthful… But this is just sad.”

Nightmares indeed. Who here is wondering why it feels like they just went to sleep and woke up in hell?

@dawgk4:

“How can people comment on these pics seriously without mentioning it? Don’t her Facebook friends call her out?!!”

@evange:

“Old people with poor vision.”

Here’s a philosophical question for you. Just what kind of world do we live in, where the totally fake, over the top boobs are actually the most realistic thing in the photo?

@Aurorablue6:

“Wow. Just…wow. That is not how bodies work. So many things going on here.”

@madmaxturbator:

“Yeah this is bizarre and rather horrific… I am afraid of spiders and this is definitely concerning to me.”

I don’t think Michael Jackson had this in mind when he wrote that song. But Photoshopping yourself like this seems like behavior that only the criminally insane would engage in!

@maggoonie:

“What’s a real crime is the old lady behind him that’s fused to his face…”

Who needs expensive programs like Photoshop when you can just use MS Paint? ‘Cause it still looks real, right?

@EfficientCicada:

“Early marsupial model, judging on how the right hand thumb is apparently hooked into a flesh pocket.”