Some days, you just don’t want to go to work. But you can’t just say that to your boss. You have to call out sick. Most people are made to feel like calling out sick, even if you have sick days, is a bad thing. So, if you’re tired of the anxiety of it all, just pick an excuse from this list. Some of these things are actual things people have said to their boss or HR person.You have to say your physically ill and/or some other reason you aren’t able to come in. This can be nervewracking. Whether you have a legitimate reason or not.
Here are 50 of the most hilarious excuses people made up for calling out sick to work:
https://twitter.com/Shiloskie/status/1224713583076036614
1) Dirty Shopping
2) Too Scared
Too scared to put on your pants #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/mJJNdpAmSa — Big Waldizzle😎 (@DaLittleBigBruh) February 4, 2020
3) A Woof One
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick it's been a woof one pic.twitter.com/pjOOtkAQZG — Athena (@Athena08208976) February 4, 2020
4) More Believable
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick because I called out yesterday, 2 days is more believable — Ladyfish🦈 (@Ladyfish666) February 4, 2020
5) Lego to the Foot
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick to see if I can catch the Legos . . . pic.twitter.com/jVJdj0LMrr — Lisa Champney (@ChampneyLisa) February 4, 2020
6) Keto Belly
I haven't pooped in 11 days thanks to #Keto#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/yuwcgAy9Vr — Unsolicited Ⓥ Banter (@GrampaYour) February 4, 2020
7) My Cat Looks Too Cute To Move
Cat fell asleep on me and now I can’t move in fear of being judged by it. #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Schwartz Trainee Michael (@Sckswithsandals) February 4, 2020
8) Vibe Up
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick It will kill my vibe if I come in…. pic.twitter.com/XSDSfVymtl — Mr. Therapissed (@Ric_Rattlehead) February 4, 2020
9) Everyone Else Is Sick
Because everyone else is sick and I don’t want their damn germs #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Ms. Dreamer Royale ✨ (@MsDreamerRoyale) February 4, 2020
10) No Left Turns
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick well, i was driving to work but i couldn't turn left into the parking lot. I'm alright though — Kerhoff12 (@kerhoff12) February 4, 2020
11) Deer Birth
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick There's a doe giving birth on top of my car, and a horde of deer surrounding it (Happened once to my dad, seriously wish we got pictures) — 🖇️The Borealis System: f, Roman (@01001100Sanders) February 4, 2020
12) The Truth
13) My Shit
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick my emotional support animal doesn't feel like putting up with my shit today…. pic.twitter.com/oSfnLm1F6n — Mr. Therapissed (@Ric_Rattlehead) February 4, 2020
14) Seafood Disco
I went to the seafood disco and ended up pulling a mussel #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Qu'ici – King Of Cheesepumps 🧀 👑 🧀 (@Quizical123) February 4, 2020
15) Jaba the Purse
My purse keeps telling me to bring it Han Solo. I'm scared of it. #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/I1fCvIaOit — Kristen Whitworth (@vespervega) February 4, 2020
16) Grounded
https://twitter.com/Shiloskie/status/1224713583076036614
17) Held Hostage
My weighted blanket is holding me hostage #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/1DMHX1WqRz — cheers y’all (@1partVodka) February 4, 2020
18) I Can’t See
My eyes hurt. I can’t see myself coming in today. #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Schwartz Trainee Michael (@Sckswithsandals) February 4, 2020
19) The Lord
20) I Told You So
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Mouth of Sauron (@JanChiLing2) February 4, 2020
To be proved correct. pic.twitter.com/13jzR8bsbt
21) Cool Funeral
22) Mysterious Illness
I’ve come down with a mysterious illness that only effects me during working hours #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Schwartz Trainee Michael (@Sckswithsandals) February 4, 2020
23) Do You Miss Me?
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Ellë P✨ (@realellep) February 4, 2020
To make my boss miss and appreciate me
24) Nostril Plugs
https://twitter.com/pooblemoo/status/1224713499361906691
25) Picked Up A Hitchhiker
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Lisa Champney (@ChampneyLisa) February 4, 2020
Picked up a hitchhiker. pic.twitter.com/YklbBQYSAe
26) Banana Fort
27) Sim Side Chick
My sim is getting married today and her fiances side chick just showed up. #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/hHsa9gVFas — Havana (@HavanaSims) February 4, 2020
28) Nothing to ear
You have nothing to wear #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/UOZgCpwlzA — ᎷᏚ. ᎡᎬᎠᎠᏚ ❤️🛋 (@loret826) February 4, 2020
29) Smells Good
Just pooped and it smells too good #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — ~Pourri (@PooPourri) February 4, 2020
30) Magic 8 Ball Says…
https://twitter.com/KevinIsCrusty/status/1224715385548623872
31) The Dishes
https://twitter.com/BeckyKillinit/status/1224710314064797696
32) Horse
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick… I was "feeling a little horse" pic.twitter.com/l4NLlp6LUr — Horse&Rider (@Horse_and_Rider) February 4, 2020
33) Fusilli Jerry
Slipped, tripped, and accidentally sat on Fusilli Jerry!#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/T1PJOnCndn — ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖 🌹 (@TheSeaRose) February 4, 2020
34) McDonald’s Boyfriend
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Ellë P✨ (@realellep) February 4, 2020
I cheated on my work boyfriend with my McDonald's boyfriend and he knows.. pic.twitter.com/s3aOVJxIjy
35) New Coke
I’m still sick from drinking the New Coke back in 1985 #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick#80s pic.twitter.com/HFMhaaYeAx — David Eighties (@DavidEighties) February 4, 2020
36) Bit My Tongue
#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Lisa Champney (@ChampneyLisa) February 4, 2020
It's tongue out Tuesday, and I bit my tongue. pic.twitter.com/7SFgQJJ1Iy
37) Cat Gangbang
https://twitter.com/friendlymayhem/status/1224761659975184384
38) Man’s Problems
https://twitter.com/AngryPeanut4/status/1224713612738080768
39) Feet Pics
Needed more time to sell pictures of my feet to quit my day job — FeetFinder.com (@FeetFinder) February 4, 2020
40) Lonely Cat
My cat is lonely #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Claudette Dawn💫 (@GoodyearSteel) February 4, 2020
41) Rest in Peanut
Still mourning the death of the original #MrPeanut pic.twitter.com/P8OCG43UMg — Joel Shulkin, MD MPH (@drjoelshulkin) February 4, 2020
42) Twitteritus
I've got twitteritus #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Qu'ici – King Of Cheesepumps 🧀 👑 🧀 (@Quizical123) February 4, 2020
43) Plan a Vacation
Need time to plan my vacation #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — 🍷Trudy B on hiatus (@trudytalk) February 4, 2020
44) Lost My Car
So I lost my car during the holidays and no one believed me 🥺#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/xuRncCcw53 — nina mae (@ohmaenina) February 4, 2020
45) Mystery Solving
A group of meddling kids and their dog are chasing some pan flute playing Mayan ghost demon around my cul-de-sac… #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/OrUtOAknye — Bradford N. Smith (@hireBRADFORD) February 4, 2020
46) Tan Lines
A girl at work once asked me to cover her shift because she had tan lines from her sunglasses after laying out all day. 😂#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/OJrEbBhmVj — LaLa⚘ (@leah7688) February 4, 2020
47) Shower Spider
48) The House Won’t Let Me
Couldn't navigate your way out of the house #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/gNoeDyeJYx — ❀ Sɪᴍᴏɴᴇ ❀ (@Simbra75) February 4, 2020
49) Ice Cream Emergency
The ice cream machine was broken at McD again #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick — Schwartz Trainee Michael (@Sckswithsandals) February 4, 2020
50) I Can’t Even
You can't even #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/M3GKsWfw2I — ❀ Sɪᴍᴏɴᴇ ❀ (@Simbra75) February 4, 2020