Sometimes you go for a cut or a new style and leave completely unhappy because you didn’t get what you wanted or asked for.
That’s not what we are talking about here.
We’re going to share with you pictures of people who made a conscious decision to go and get themselves a ridiculous haircut. Or what many would consider to be a ridiculous haircut.
I’m sure that in a lot of these cases, these people are perfectly happy with what’s on top of their heads. It’s either an expression of their feelings or who they are. Or it’s just a form of art.
You be the judge. Art or craziness?
1. SAM
Or is that 5 AM? Who knows? However, what I know, and this is just my not so humble opinion, is that it looks like he should be trimming some hair off his back—not the back of his head.
2. Is that a hook?
I can’t really tell what that is, but it looks like a hook to me. Or is it a long patch of hair held back in a ponytail. Either way, why?
3. There are no words
I’m not sure if this is a woman. Or someone who identifies as a woman. But does it matter? Who, literally, does a bowl cut on their hair?
4. Kyle is super happy!
Then that leads me to believe Kyle is in need of help. Quickly! And that is not a fade! And it’s crooked. But if you love it, Clare in Chesterfield has her home-based business going. Just don’t claim you weren’t warned.
5. A little off
It might be me. I have crazy bad vision. Does he look unbalanced to you? I mean literally unbalanced, as in his whole head an all his features are somehow not as they should be—including the stupid facial hair?
6. The thing is…
He has beautiful hair. Why style it like that? Is it supposed to be wings? Bunny ears? How much product does he need to get it to stand up like that?
7. Was he drunk?
Not the guy with the bad cut. He let his dad try cutting his hair, and this is what dad did to him. Either dad was drunk or hates his son.
8. He has beautiful eyes
Not only does he have gorgeous eyes, they are framed with gorgeous lashes. And then his face goes to hell. I can’t even begin to understand that.
9. Embrace your baldness
He is clearly bald on the top. I get wanting to buzz the rest of it off, but then just buzz the rest of it off, don’t leave a ridiculous ponytail.
10. He looks proud of it
So did they teach him how to style this himself? When he jumps out of bed in the morning, will he be able to recreate those horns?
11. What’s that saying?
Oh yes. Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. Except this girl who wears hers on her head.
12. A friend of a friend
Here’s a tip. Only let professionals cut your hair. When some friend’s wife says she can give you an undercut, don’t believe everything you hear.
13. Imagine the upkeep?
I actually can’t wrap my head around this cut. Or the dye job . Most of us worry about our roots coming out, but this takes it to a whole new level of insane.
14. I can’t look away
At least there’s those beautiful eyes in the centre. But they don’t entirely distract you from the horror above and below do they?
15, This isn’t the kind of thing that happens by accident
You know how you sit in the chair and look in the mirror while you’re getting your hair done? At what point while you’re looking at yourself do not realize that this is a huge mistake?
16. Yes, you really look like that
Is he admiring himself or is he staring at himself in shock? That’s like a little Pebbles Flintstone poof on the top of his head. And are his curls at the back of his neck to make up for what he shaved off the top? So many questions.
17. No, no, no
First, I’m guessing that’s a female. And I think a very cute girl with a beautiful long neck. And that abomination on her head. If I have to say something positive about it at least it’s asymmetrical.
18. Um…
What am I looking at? Is this a cut? Is he balding in a very weird fashion? What about the bangs? Anyway, Am I alone in thinking that the bald Patch looks like a butt?
19. You can’t hide it
I wonder if that cut and style is to cover the fact that he’s losing hair on the top of his head. If it is, It’s not working
20. Went in for a cut
But I’d say he came out with a paint job. And some high gloss acrylic paint at that. Hope it doesn’t stain his pillows.
21. Okay, I think I get it
This is supposed to be art, right? Some sort of expression. And well technically I would have to say that that is intriguing, I just cannot imagine anybody actually walking around with that cut.
22. See that drink?
She has a drink of some sort in her hand. I think that explains everything. Because no person completely in control of their senses would allow somebody to do this to their head, correct?
23. Some things don’t change
We may think that people expressing themselves with weird haircuts is new. It’s not. The man in this picture was an artist who lived from 1890 to 1976.
24. Oh dear
His very grey roots are showing. Actually he looks like a blueberry snow cone. Why would anybody want to look like a blueberry snow cone?
25. I don’t think she’s happy
Most of these photos have been pictures of people who made a bad choice. They decided to get whatever ridiculous hairstyle they’re wearing. This case is a little different she went for a cut and she’s not happy with what she got.
26. What the…?
What am I looking at? Is this another paint job? First, who has a part that wide? Or at least that wide and that neat? If you were losing hair It wouldn’t look like this. And then there’s the weird hairline.
27. Swipe left
And I bet he thinks he looks hot. And you know, maybe there are ladies out there that think so too. But A, I don’t like facial hair to begin with, and B, well, let’s not go there.
28. I don’t wanna grow up!
Does he not look like a toddler with that hair? At least the hair on the top of his head? My mom used to put my hair up in little curly ponies like that when I was a little girl, but he’s a grown man.
29. Who? Who did this?
Look at this poor little guy with his cute little face. His unhappy cute little face wondering why someone would do this to him.
30. Fountainhead?
How long does he think that style is going to last for? How is he going to sleep on that? And does he know it looks like he has the poop emoji on his head?
31. Hideous
The forehead and crown are pretty smooth, so I’m guessing he is balding. And this is his answer? It looks like a wart or tumor on the top of his head.
32. Dr. Seuss
There is something about this that makes me think of Dr. Suess. My brain just goes there, and I don’t know why. Regardless, this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.
33. LMAO
If the left side were blue instead of black, it would be the Cookie Monster on his head. Am I right? Does that not resemble the Cookie Monster a bit? Or is that dual Aliens bursting out of his head instead of his stomach?
34. Care for a slice?
Okay, everyone loves pizza, right? I personally will admit to it being my fav food. But this is insanity. And he is smiling!
35. What the hell?
He’s got a fenced in yard on top of his head. A barn yard perhaps? Paddock? I hope the livestock doesn’t give him a headache.
36. What a mess
You know, if you are going to do something ridiculous like this, at least get it done well. This is all jagged and off center.
37. So, um…
Was this to hide him going bald? If so, was he going bald strangely? Doesn’t it typically recede back from the hairline? Oh, wait. As I type this, I’m thinking I have seen guys just bald on the dome. Whatever. Stupid haircut.
38. I’m going to be on TV
This is Maury, so I guess all the typical societal norms aren’t at play. Because most people try to look their best if they’re going to be on TV. They don’t go for the palm tree on the top of their head look.
39. What am I looking at?
She looks like she would like to cry, and if so, there is very good reason for that. What on earth is going on at the back of her head?