50 funny yard signs people have posted in their yard

Each and every human on Earth is brilliantly unique. Our individualness is something that each of us celebrates. Whether it’s with our clothing and style or the things we say, believe, and do.

Since home is where the heart is, it’s also a place where we like to express ourselves and our individual point of view. You’ll see it in our furniture, decor, and home design. And even on the outside of our home.

Some people use lawn signs to communicate their individuality. And sometimes a lawn sign is just to notify passersby. Either way, these signs can be hilarious.

Here are 50 funny yard signs that will make you do a double take:

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1) Don’t Call 911

Have you ever seen a horse lie down? Sometimes they lie completely flat like they are not OK. But they are fine, they are just taking a snooze.

2) Barely Used

This is just too funny. At least you know that the machine was gently used and in good condition. The owner clearly didn’t get much use out of it.

3) Realest Election Sign Ever

The top of this sign couldn’t have been more true for the 2016 election. Horribly depressing, but true. Sad and discouraging… but true. I do disagree with the bottom however.

4) Cat For Keys

This cat’s human wants to make a trade. He’d rather have his car keys than his cat. Looks like the cat deserves a human who will give him the love he deserves and actually “gets” cats.

5) Less Nuts

Did you know that neutering your pets makes them less nuts. Get it? Because you’re removing their… you know.

6) Crap For Sale

I mean, this is basically what a tag sale is. People getting rid of their unwanted crap. And people buying that crap.

7) Not Even Once

Never do meth. Just ask R2-D2. He did meth and now he’s just a garbage can.

8) No Smoking

Whatever you do, don’t smoke on these people’s lawns. They will think you’re on fire. You’ll get hosed down.

9) Girl Scouts ONLY!

These people are not buying what you’re selling. Unless it’s Thin Mints. Only Girl Scouts are welcome here.

10) Pick Up

These grandparents were sick of people not picking up after their dogs on their bike path in their backyard. So they put up this sign. Violators will have the favor returned.

11) Kitty Kickin’ the Habit

This kitty’s got a bad habit. He’s a smoker. Please don’t encourage him.

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12) Grass Dreams

Shhhh! Be quiet. You’ll wake the grass.

13) Cheating Husband

Here we have a hilarious example of cheating husband shaming. This woman really wanted everyone to know what a piece of crap her husband is. He probabluy won’t be her husband for much longer.

14) The Good Neighbor

No one likes a snitch. Especially if you’re snitching on your neighbor. Most things could be dealt with just by talking it out. This is petty though. Petty and hilarious.

15) Yard Sale or Department Store?

This is the best yard sale advertisement ever. I mean, I’d go check it out. Sounds like they got good stuff.

16) OMG, Becky

I like big sales and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny. OMG, Becky!

17) Nothing Worth Dying For

This homeowner is a good shot. You probably don’t want to try and rob his house. It might cost you your life.

18) The Love Note

This must have been an interesting morning. I wonder what the neighbor’s reaction was. And his wife.

19) Fabio’s Yard Sale

Well, that’s one way to advertise a tag sale. The women should come running to this one. If they’re Fabio fans.

20) Not Haunted

The first thing you need to know about this house is that it’s not haunted. So you don’t have to worry It’s definitely NOT haunted.

21) Garage Thale

This garage thale is going to be the greatest. Don’t worry though. You’ll get to keep your ears.

22) Everything Must Go

Everything must go at this yard sale. Including her ex. She’ll sell him to you real cheap.

23) Free Beer Sale

Come for the junk. Stay for the beer. Best garage sale ever.

24) Rum is the Answer

What will make America great again? Rum. The answer is rum.

25) Sexy Tag Sale

This is another sexy tag sale. A smooth talking tag sale. A romantic tag sale.

26) Dracula for State Assembly

The fact that someone went to the trouble of have these signs made up is hilarious. Would you vote for the wandering hoards of zombies? My vote would go to Dracula.

27) A House Divided

Politics can vary under one roof. Which is a beautiful thing. But these people want their neighborhood to know they are not on board with dad’s presidential pick.

28) Historical Nothing

Here we have a historical lawn sign. One that tells us of April 1, 1780. When nothing happened.

29) Pool Rules

There’s rules at this pool. No running and definitely no peeing. But swimsuits are optional.

30) Your Only Choice

This guy isn’t beating around the bush. He’s going to be honest with you. He’s telling you outright that he’s your only choice.

31) Over the Hillville

Welcome to Over the Hillville. Where you have to yield to aches and pains. No birthdays are allowed here.

32) Poopers Beward

This sign is a bit morbid. It starts in a cute rhyme. It ends in a dog being murdered.

33) Sex!

Now that I have your attention… Look at how funny this garage sale sign is. I love how creative these are.

34) Vote for Megatron

Megatron is running for office. His platform is global domination. I’m not voting for that guy.

35) Happy Birthday Bob

It’s Bob’s birthday. He’s turning 50. And whoever made this sign hopes that he gets some… tombstones and weird birds?

36) Dead People Things Sale

These people get an “A” for honesty. But that might not be the best route here. Not sure I want to go to that sale.

37) Star Wars Tag Sale

I love this Star Wars tag sale sign. It builds suspense. Makes you really want to go to that tag sale.

38) The Backfire

This is what happens when you steal someone’s campaign sign. You’re actually helping their candidate. That’s because they’re just going to buy another sign.

39) Brown Grass is Sexy

This isn’t a dead lawn. This is a sexy lawn. Brown grass is sexy.

40) The Most Interesting Tag Sale in the World

Here we have a sign for the most interesting tag sale in the world. The most interesting man in the world doesn’t always go to tag sales, but when he does he goes to this one. So, you know its a good tag sale.

41) Take My Money

This is a really good tag sale. So good that you’ll just hand over your money. Just take it.

42) Psycho Grandma

This person has a psycho grandma. I’m guessing that means she’s a hoarder and needs to get rid of her stuff. Anyway, who doesn’t want to go to a psycho’s tag sale?

43) Soliciters Need Not Apply

Don’t bother soliciting at this house. They can’t afford your crap anyway. Keep it moving.

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44) Keyboard Cat

Now this is a candidate I can really get behind. Keyboard cat has my full support. Where do I send campaign donations?

45) Geezer and Dingbat

I mean, a lot of our elections are often between a geezer and a dingbat. Or geezer dingbats. This should be an interesting election.

46) Church Lawn Sign

Now this church has a sense of humor. You can clearly see it in their lawn sign. Don’t make dad come down there!

47) Fears and Lies

This is unfortunately how America gets people to vote lately. They tell them lies so that they gain votes through fear, hatred and mistrust. Meanwhile, real problems in the U.S. that effect us a whole go unmanaged.

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48) Muppet Candidate

Most politicians are just puppets. Puppets for corporate and other self-interested parties. You might as well be voting for a muppet.

49) Celebration Signs

I love the idea of using lawn signs to celebrate things. And this is surely something to celebrate. Mom’s cancer-free!

50) Noise, Odors, Outdoor Sex

It’s not uncommon to hear a lot of noise, smell a lot of odors, and witness a lot of outdoor sex in this neighborhood. That’s because this property is a farm. If you don’t like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn’t move there then.

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