Freeways can be a dangerous place. That’s why local departments of transportation will have electronic signs with messages for their drivers. These messages are intended to keep drivers safe.
And in some states, they are also intended to make you laugh. Maybe the laughter will make the safety messages stick in your minds. It could work, you never know.
And the signs we’ve compiled are extra hilarious. They will give you a hard chuckle. Just don’t check this list out if your eyes are on the road.
Here are 50 funny electronic freeway signs that will inspire you to be a better driver.
1) Getting Your Attention
This is to be read in the tune of The Rolling Stones’ “Get Off of My Cloud.” It’s a good way to get people’s attention. But this song will be stuck in people’s heads the whole night.
2) Peas and Guac
Whoever thought of putting peas in guacamole is a terrible human. No, not really but defiling guac with peas is a travesty. They DON’T go together.
3) The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
Your dog thinks you’re the greatest. Your dog thinks that you could do no wrong. We should all try to drive that way.
4) Trust the Force
Do you drive down the highway like you’re Han Solo? Do you just trust the Force will save you? Cool, but maybe buckle up too.
5) Crazy in Love
Turn signals keep people on the roads safe. It lets people know what moves you’re going to make so they can stay out of the way. That’s why the Arizona Department of Transporation is “Crazy in Love” with drivers who signal.
6) Going to the Dark Side
Aggressive driving is a gateway behavior. It brings you on the path to the Dark Side. Or at least that’s what the sign says.
7) Nightmare Driving in a Daydream
Are you unbuckled? That’s like nightmare driving in a daydream. Or something like that.
8) Mom Approved Driving
This road sign is especially for Spring Breakers. It’s asking them to drive like their mother is watching. Mom approved driving only.
9) Taylor Swift Freeway Sign
I love this Taylor Swift reference. It’s a combination of her two songs. That album was fire. Also, don’t have road rage.
10) Luck Won’t Help
Are you drinking this St. Patrick’s Day? Well, the luck of the Irish won’t help you if you’re driving drunk. There’s no pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.
11) Santa’s Watching
Santa’s watching you. He’s know if you’ve been bad or good. And he knows if you’ve been speeding.
Here we have the Arizona Department of Transportation reminding folks to focus while driving. Afterall, it’s how the Jedis do it. You want to be a Jedi don’t you? The ADOT must think so.
14) Han Says Solo Down
Han says: “Solo down!” Get it? Slow down… it’s telling people to slow down.
15) Exit To Text It
This sign advises drivers to “Exit to Text It.” Is the exit a rest area? If not, that sign isn’t super clear.
16) Camp In The Mountains
This sign is for all of the slow left lane drivers. “Camp in the mountains not in the left lane.” The left lane is for passing, friend.
17) This One’s For Groot
Fans of Guardians of the Galaxy will get this road sign. There’s a scene in one of the movie where the character Groot gets yelled at about his seat belt. That’s where the idea for this sign came from.
18) No Road Rage During the Holidays
The holidays are a season to deck the halls. Not have road rage. So, don’t deck anyone who cuts you off.
19) YOLO
This sign is pretty hilarious and clever. You only live once. So, you better buckle up.
20) The Original Instant Message
Turn signals are extremely important. They send an instant message to other drivers that you’re moving into their lane. It’s the original instant message.
21) Oh, Cell No!
You texting while driving? Oh, cell no! Get outta here with that.
22) Gobble Gobble
This was a funny Thanksgiving traffic sign. Gobble gobble, go easy on the throttle. No one wants to get a speeding ticket during the holidays.
23) Bobby Boucher
This is a reference from the movie “The Waterboy.” Buckle up Bobby Boucher. Mama says so.
24) Hello From The Other Side
Do you hear this sign being sung in Adele’s voice? I do. It’s a spin off of her song.
25) Mummy Knows Best
Don’t you know, mummy knows best? That’s why she wants you to always wrap yourself in a seat belt. You know how mummies love wrapping.
26) Designate a Driver
You partying tonight? Gonna fill up that red Solo cup? Then you need to designate a driver.
27) Don’t Mash Yourself
We love our potatoes mashed. And we love our heads. We don’t want mashed heads though so buckle up.
28) Win the Game
If you don’t want to lose… win. How do you win? Wear your seat belt.
29) The Best New Years Date
Want to impress your New Year’s date? Be the designated driver. They’ll be super impressed.
30) Feast Your Eyes
Feast your eyes. On the road. It will help you drive safely.
31) I Can’t Even
OMG. Are you texting and driving? I can’t even!
32) Bob Wears Orange
Bob is the guy that wears orange. Don’t hit him. We need him.
33) Sick Burn
Flat tire? Is it flat as a Patriots football? Sick burn.
34) Use Ya Blinkah
This sign is hilarious. It’s a sign in Boston. Use ya blinkah!
35) No Speeding in the Candy Cane Forest
There is NO speeding in the Candy Cane Forest. In any of the seven levels. None at all!
36) Don’t Drive Lit
Don’t drive lit. Only Rudolph is allowed to drive lit. You ain’t Rudolph.
37) I Gotta Have More… Sober Drivers?
Are you sure the answer isn’t more cowbell? It is, technically. Just not in this circumstance.
38) Join the Rebellion
Join the rebellion. Not the one you think. The one against distracted driving.
39) New Year, New You
It’s a new year. A new you. Make a resolution to use your blinker.
40) See New Bars
Are you going out drinking? Do you want to see new bars? You will if you drink and drive.
41) Don’t Attract Bears
You shouldn’t camp in the left lane. It attracts bears. Seriously…
42) Not the Speed Limit
That’s not the speed limit. It’s the temperature. Don’t get it twisted!
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43) Single?
Are you single in the HOV lane? You should get yourself a real date. Not a court date!
44) You Driving a Death Star?
Are you driving a Death Star? You might as well be with the way you’re driving. Stay focused please.
45) MVPs
Super Bowl MVPs aren’t who you think they are. They aren’t the players. They are the designated drivers.
46) Save Your Rear
You should always remember this if you get into an accident. It will save your rear. Quickly clear!
47) Love Mama
This is another “Waterboy” reference. Be safe, drive smart. Oh, and don’t forget to love mama!
48) Food to the Right, Cars to the Left
This is another Arizona Department of Transportation sign for Thanksgiving. Food gets passed to the right. Cars go to the left.
49) Bird is the Word
Bird is the world. But it can make you tired. Don’t drive if youl’re vision is getting blurry.
50) No Doorbusting
No doorbusting on the roads. That’s for Black Friday. Avoid and accident and drive safely.
Freeways can be a dangerous place. That’s why local departments of transportation will have electronic signs with messages for their drivers. These messages are intended to keep drivers safe.
And in some states, they are also intended to make you laugh. Maybe the laughter will make the safety messages stick in your minds. It could work, you never know.
And the signs we’ve compiled are extra hilarious. They will give you a hard chuckle. Just don’t check this list out if your eyes are on the road.
Here are 50 funny electronic freeway signs that will inspire you to be a better driver.