Freeways can be a dangerous place. Thatโs why local departments of transportation will have electronic signs with messages for their drivers. These messages are intended to keep drivers safe.
And in some states, they are also intended to make you laugh. Maybe the laughter will make the safety messages stick in your minds. It could work, you never know.
And the signs weโve compiled are extra hilarious. They will give you a hard chuckle. Just donโt check this list out if your eyes are on the road.
Here are 50 funny electronic freeway signs that will inspire you to be a better driver.



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1) Getting Your Attention
This is to be read in the tune of The Rolling Stonesโ โGet Off of My Cloud.โ Itโs a good way to get peopleโs attention. But this song will be stuck in peopleโs heads the whole night.


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Arizona DOT
2) Peas and Guac
Whoever thought of putting peas in guacamole is a terrible human. No, not really but defiling guac with peas is a travesty. They DONโT go together.


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Arizona DOT
3) The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
Your dog thinks youโre the greatest. Your dog thinks that you could do no wrong. We should all try to drive that way.


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Arizona DOT
4) Trust the Force
Do you drive down the highway like youโre Han Solo? Do you just trust the Force will save you? Cool, but maybe buckle up too.


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5) Crazy in Love
Turn signals keep people on the roads safe. It lets people know what moves youโre going to make so they can stay out of the way. Thatโs why the Arizona Department of Transporation is โCrazy in Loveโ with drivers who signal.


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Arizona DOT
6) Going to the Dark Side
Aggressive driving is a gateway behavior. It brings you on the path to the Dark Side. Or at least thatโs what the sign says.


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Arizona DOT
7) Nightmare Driving in a Daydream
Are you unbuckled? Thatโs like nightmare driving in a daydream. Or something like that.


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Arizona DOT
8) Mom Approved Driving
This road sign is especially for Spring Breakers. Itโs asking them to drive like their mother is watching. Mom approved driving only.


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The Republic
9) Taylor Swift Freeway Sign
I love this Taylor Swift reference. Itโs a combination of her two songs. That album was fire. Also, donโt have road rage.


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Arizona DOT
10) Luck Wonโt Help
Are you drinking this St. Patrickโs Day? Well, the luck of the Irish wonโt help you if youโre driving drunk. Thereโs no pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.


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Arizona DOT
11) Santaโs Watching
Santaโs watching you. Heโs know if youโve been bad or good. And he knows if youโve been speeding.


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Arizona DOT
12) Pokรฉmon a No-Go
We all know that driving and texting is dangerous. But imagine if youโre starring at your phone looking for Pokรฉmon while driving. Thatโs a no-go!


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Arizona DOT
13) Focused Driving is Jedi Driving
Here we have the Arizona Department of Transportation reminding folks to focus while driving. Afterall, itโs how the Jedis do it. You want to be a Jedi donโt you? The ADOT must think so.


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Caroline Carpenter/Special for The Republic
14) Han Says Solo Down
Han says: โSolo down!โ Get it? Slow downโฆ itโs telling people to slow down.


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Illinois Department of Transportation
15) Exit To Text It
This sign advises drivers to โExit to Text It.โ Is the exit a rest area? If not, that sign isnโt super clear.


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Ronnie White/The Register
16) Camp In The Mountains
This sign is for all of the slow left lane drivers. โCamp in the mountains not in the left lane.โ The left lane is for passing, friend.



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17) This Oneโs For Groot
Fans of Guardians of the Galaxy will get this road sign. Thereโs a scene in one of the movie where the character Groot gets yelled at about his seat belt. Thatโs where the idea for this sign came from.


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LaurenAnderle
18) No Road Rage During the Holidays
The holidays are a season to deck the halls. Not have road rage. So, donโt deck anyone who cuts you off.


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Paul Oliver
19) YOLO
This sign is pretty hilarious and clever. You only live once. So, you better buckle up.


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Zero Fatalities
20) The Original Instant Message
Turn signals are extremely important. They send an instant message to other drivers that youโre moving into their lane. Itโs the original instant message.


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UDOT
21) Oh, Cell No!
You texting while driving? Oh, cell no! Get outta here with that.


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TDOT
22) Gobble Gobble
This was a funny Thanksgiving traffic sign. Gobble gobble, go easy on the throttle. No one wants to get a speeding ticket during the holidays.


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Kn0xV3gas
23) Bobby Boucher
This is a reference from the movie โThe Waterboy.โ Buckle up Bobby Boucher. Mama says so.


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CNN
24) Hello From The Other Side
Do you hear this sign being sung in Adeleโs voice? I do. Itโs a spin off of her song.


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Arizona Department of Transportation
25) Mummy Knows Best
Donโt you know, mummy knows best? Thatโs why she wants you to always wrap yourself in a seat belt. You know how mummies love wrapping.


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Arizona Department of Transportation
26) Designate a Driver
You partying tonight? Gonna fill up that red Solo cup? Then you need to designate a driver.


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Arizona Department of Transportation
27) Donโt Mash Yourself
We love our potatoes mashed. And we love our heads. We donโt want mashed heads though so buckle up.


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Arizona Department of Transportation
28) Win the Game
If you donโt want to loseโฆ win. How do you win? Wear your seat belt.


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Arizona Department of Transportation
29) The Best New Years Date
Want to impress your New Yearโs date? Be the designated driver. Theyโll be super impressed.


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Arizona Department of Transportation
30) Feast Your Eyes
Feast your eyes. On the road. It will help you drive safely.


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Milito
31) I Canโt Even
OMG. Are you texting and driving? I canโt even!


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ISP
32) Bob Wears Orange
Bob is the guy that wears orange. Donโt hit him. We need him.


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Johnston Sun Rise
33) Sick Burn
Flat tire? Is it flat as a Patriots football? Sick burn.


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FOX 4 News
34) Use Ya Blinkah
This sign is hilarious. Itโs a sign in Boston. Use ya blinkah!


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Smart911
35) No Speeding in the Candy Cane Forest
There is NO speeding in the Candy Cane Forest. In any of the seven levels. None at all!


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Pinterest
36) Donโt Drive Lit
Donโt drive lit. Only Rudolph is allowed to drive lit. You ainโt Rudolph.


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37) I Gotta Have Moreโฆ Sober Drivers?
Are you sure the answer isnโt more cowbell? It is, technically. Just not in this circumstance.


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ABC 15
38) Join the Rebellion
Join the rebellion. Not the one you think. The one against distracted driving.


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ADOT
39) New Year, New You
Itโs a new year. A new you. Make a resolution to use your blinker.


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ADOT
40) See New Bars
Are you going out drinking? Do you want to see new bars? You will if you drink and drive.


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ADOT
41) Donโt Attract Bears
You shouldnโt camp in the left lane. It attracts bears. Seriouslyโฆ


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ADOT
42) Not the Speed Limit
Thatโs not the speed limit. Itโs the temperature. Donโt get it twisted!
43) Single?
Are you single in the HOV lane? You should get yourself a real date. Not a court date!


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ADOT
44) You Driving a Death Star?
Are you driving a Death Star? You might as well be with the way youโre driving. Stay focused please.


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ADOT
45) MVPs
Super Bowl MVPs arenโt who you think they are. They arenโt the players. They are the designated drivers.


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ADOT
46) Save Your Rear
You should always remember this if you get into an accident. It will save your rear. Quickly clear!


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ADOT
47) Love Mama
This is another โWaterboyโ reference. Be safe, drive smart. Oh, and donโt forget to love mama!


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Texas Department of Transportation
48) Food to the Right, Cars to the Left
This is another Arizona Department of Transportation sign for Thanksgiving. Food gets passed to the right. Cars go to the left.


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ADOT
49) Bird is the Word
Bird is the world. But it can make you tired. Donโt drive if youlโre vision is getting blurry.


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Arizona DOT
50) No Doorbusting
No doorbusting on the roads. Thatโs for Black Friday. Avoid and accident and drive safely.


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Arizona DOT