When Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter fans to share their funniest, most awkward beach moments, one hilarious tweet after another kept rolling in.
“It’s Hashtags time! Tag a tweet with #BeachFail and then tell us about a funny or weird thing that happened to you at the beach. Could be on the show!”
Just to show that I’m totally on board with Jimmy’s Hashtags game, let’s get this party started with my own #BeachFail.
When I was 13, I wore what I thought was just a conservative, one-piece swimsuit to the beach. After going for a dip in the ocean, a friend took me aside and informed me that the plain white fabric was now totally see-through!
Are you ready to see 50 more funniest beach fails of all time? Then keep clicking through this slideshow!
1) Jimmy Fallon’s Beach Fail
Jimmy got the beach ball rolling on his #BeachFail challenge by describing his own little hiccup at the beach. James Bond would not be proud.
After a literal wave of nausea overcame Miss Amanda’s husband, he hurled his load into the sea. Too bad the girl in the white bikini never knew what was coming her way!
3) #BeachFail, or #BeachScore?
Sometimes a day at the beach is no picnic in the park when your annoying family members drag you along for the ride. When Gus’ aunt made the whole family meditate with her, his dad meditated on a life with her by his side.
Joel and his wife were acting like teenagers when they sneaked off at night to shag in the sand. But, then a passing police chopper put an end to their little love nest!
Jessica and her friends were enjoying some fun in the sun when one of them spotted a strange purse-shaped sea creature. Turns out that what they discovered wasn’t a new species after all.
And also a loser. This hilarious #BeachFail definitely deserves to win the top spot for this challenge on The Tonight Show!
As annoying as they are, at least pigeon pies are small in size. But seagulls? That must have been one huge blob of sunscreen he rubbed all over his back!
8) Ma’am, Is That Your Daughter?
‘Cause imma ’bout to call the cops! Even though Colleen’s daughter was just taking a nap, it looked like she had just drowned.
9) Gorgeous Stack Of Pancakes
Hopefully the woman wasn’t too offended. It’s better than saying she has floppy flapjacks!
Alyssa deserves an award just for being a mom! All she wanted to do was get a nice photo of her two sons at the beach, but when one of them wouldn’t cooperate, she put him up for sale.
Michelle’s dad used to embarrass her by wearing white socks with sandals. Now that he’s gone, she would do anything to experience those good old #BeachFail days.
Terry found an interesting way to make a new friend at the beach. After being chased around by seagulls, he ran into someone who we’ll just refer to as Dick.
Flat Earth conspiracy theorists will love this one. It looks like the edge of the world just literally drops off!
14) Shark Week Panic Attack
Everyone loves Shark Week when it’s on the Discovery Channel. But sometimes Shark Week can ruin a good beach vacay.
As a pale redhead, Brittany has to slather on the sunscreen anytime she goes outside. But, she got carried away at her cousin’s beach wedding and ended up looking like a ghost!
Naturally, grandpa who had a ton of questions! Like, why do people act like spawning salmon at Lake Havasu?
17) Sharking Mating Season
Speaking of mating season, Heather got caught up in an unexpected mating ritual when she hit the beach at night. It wasn’t until the next day that she realized what the nudges were all about.
18) This Is Why People Hate Birds
This is also why you should never feed birds crumbs of bread. Because as soon as they see a sandwich, they’re going to pick you clean!
Melissa Evans said that no words were needed for this #BeachFail. It’s not like her son could say anything anyways since he was as tight as a clam!
20) “I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!”
Grandpa thought Grandma was just fooling around when she fell down in the water. So, he waved back and went on his merry way.
Joan drove to the beach one night after working the late shift. She was so tired that she fell asleep on her raft, which floated away during the night!
Patricia thought she scored when she found a secluded beach. Too bad a group of triathletes ruined that dream.
Turns out that “snack attack” isn’t just a saying. When it comes to hungry seagulls, it’s actually a real thing!
Fabi and her friends thought they were going to meet up with a cute doggy on beach. Instead of an adorable pup, it was this crabby guy who showed up.
25) She Didn’t Like The Color Purple
Grimace, in case you’re wondering, is the purple character that was featured in old McDonaldland commercials. He’s kind of like Barney, but less annoying, and no one could figure out exactly what he was.
Silly people! That’s why you don’t go sunbathing at a dog beach. Stick to doggy parks where they can pee on the trees.
Isabella’s brother was a curious little fella, and he wanted to know what would happened if he offered up a sammich to the seagull gods. He got his answer in one fell swoop!
Amy picked out a swimsuit that she thought looked good on her. But, then she experienced every woman’s worst nightmare!
29) New Skiers, Release The Rope!
Mary Alice learned a valuable water skiing lesson during one of her trips to the beach. If you don’t want an instant enema, let go of the rope!
Sipping on tropical drinks with umbrellas is what beach vacations are all about. Unfortunately, this birthday girl had a little bit too much and left a little something behind.
This woman was frolicking around in the ocean like many of us do. Unfortunately for her, she ended up getting more than she bargained for when her hair got tangled up with something else!
Well, the good news is that Mike can tell his cousin it’s just regular ocean trash. As for his girlfriend, well, I guess they’re not going to be new parents this month!
33) Just Another “Relaxing” Day At The Beach
Well, that explains why he was feeling so calm and carefree. It wasn’t the beach, it was the second-hand weed!
Tristine learned a valuable lesson on one of her outings to the beach. Never, ever, forget that there’s a line of people waiting to gawk at you if you forget to lock the door!
35) Anatomy Of A Nude Beach
Elise accidentally took her two and three-year-old cousins to one of “those” beaches. At least they got a good lesson in human anatomy.
36) How Not To Pee In The Ocean
When Pylar’s son had to go potty, she told him to just pee in the ocean. Next time she’ll be more specific.
When he was 12, Christopher somehow convinced his friend pepperoni grease worked just as well as sunscreen. His poor friend ended up looking like red Swiss cheese.
When Austin went to the beach, he thought it’d be fun to rent a paddleboard. Unfortunately, no one gave him any instructions on how to get the heck out of the way!
Kelly and her sister was vacationing in Hawaii when the surf got pretty rough. Her sister decided to risk it and dive headfirst into the waves, but when she popped out, something important was missing.
40) Dad Was Short On Time
This dad went chasing after his daughter after she decided to go off and explore on her in. He was in a hurry, and really “short” on time!
41) Look On The Bright Side
Although it was an embarrassing moment for Jamie, she should look on the bright side. The boys could have given her a thumbs down and booed!
Mayonnaise is never a good substitute for sunscreen. But it kind of makes you hungry for ham and cheese.
Posing while in a hammock probably wasn’t a good idea. But the good news is that she can easily cover up her bruised ego and enjoy the #HammockLife!
44) Not One Of The Cool Kids
You know those moms who are always trying to be their kids best friends? Yeah, they never end up looking very cool.
Have you ever been quietly eating lunch by yourself, when someone else shows up and ruins the mood? Yeah, having a bird snap up your food right out of your mouth will do that to you.
She was king of the raft on open water. But on dry land, all it took was a little kid to take her (top) down.
Anyone who is fair-skinned knows that spending the day at the beach is just as uncomfortable as walking on the sun. Unfortunately for Sophia’s boyfriend, the sunscreen didn’t work and he ended up going to work without socks for a week!
48) How To Irritate A Lifeguard
When Emily and her friend spotted a shark just swimming around the ocean like he owned the place, they ran up to the lifeguard to report the news. Let’s just say he kind of peeved!
49) #BeachFail + #MomFail
This poor mom was a double failure. The family went to the beach and rode jet skis, but her daughter ended up looking very red-faced when things got kind of rough.
You mean I get to squish my toes and build castles in the sand? There’s sunshine that goes on for days and days? I can splash around in a giant bathtub that never ends? Nah, not my jam.
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When Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter fans to share their funniest, most awkward beach moments, one hilarious tweet after another kept rolling in.
“It’s Hashtags time! Tag a tweet with #BeachFail and then tell us about a funny or weird thing that happened to you at the beach. Could be on the show!”
Just to show that I’m totally on board with Jimmy’s Hashtags game, let’s get this party started with my own #BeachFail.
When I was 13, I wore what I thought was just a conservative, one-piece swimsuit to the beach. After going for a dip in the ocean, a friend took me aside and informed me that the plain white fabric was now totally see-through!
Are you ready to see 50 more funniest beach fails of all time? Then keep clicking through this slideshow!
