He was home but his wife had a bunch of girlfriends over. He had to use the bathroom, and what he thought would be silent got loud fairly quick. Like a tuba reverberating in the toilet bowl. When he came downstairs his wife was hysterical with laughter, but the rest were too polite to laugh at him—much.

Boys. At 13, two friends were together and one was getting changed. He had to fart, so he said, “Hey, look at this” and squatted. It wasn’t a fart. A Hershey kiss of a turd came out, and he started crying and ran to his mom.

After Hurricane Michael, someone living in Panama City had been living on MREs for a while which gave him bad gas. While working on clearing out his house, he took a break on the porch, and while there he let out a silent but deadly fart. After a moment, the first responders nearby got quiet, then he heard them radioing in for a coroner & a K9 unit to find a body, since they thought they detected the scent of decomposition.

She was out shopping with her MIL and let go of the worst smelling abomination ever. No one was around, so she grabbed her MIL who wasn’t too far away and said, “Go. Don’t ask, just GO.” They had just got away when someone yelled, “Oh my god, it smells like somebody died over here!”

While getting his wisdom teeth out, a young man was worried that he would fart while he was out. The assistant was hot, and he didn’t want to do that in front of her. As soon as he came to he asked his mom if he had farted and she told him no. He turned to the assistant and told her he was glad because he thought she was hot.

Two older men, who were siblings in their 60s were visiting their motheDuring the minute of silence at their school’s Remembrance Day ceremony, an 8th grader farted loudly. The silence was broken by a fart with the force to echo through the gymr in the hospital. The older brother walks out of his mother’s room and starts down the hall, and as he does so, a nurse exits one of the rooms behind him. He thinks it’s his brother and lifts one leg, then rips the loudest fart directly on the nurse. Thinking he got his brother good, he turns around laughing—only to have the laughter die as he realized what he had done.

Someone farted loudly during a test in high school. The entire class starts laughing at him but he turned it around so they were laughing with him. He said, “Guys, I think I’m bleeding.”

During the minute of silence at their school’s Remembrance Day ceremony, an 8th grader farted loudly. The silence was broken by a fart with the force to echo through the gym

Picture this. A redeye flight to Florida. A horrible smell fills the cabin and a wife looks to her husband because she is familiar with that smell. He denies it’s him. Until a little boy several rows back asks his dad what the smell is. Her husband loses it, and she knows it was him.

While watching a Batman movie at the theater, someone let loose with a fart loud enough to obscure what was being said. At a very key point. Someone was saying “Bruce” at that exact moment, and it looked like they mouth farted.

The morning after their wedding he woke his wife up with his morning horn. It was loud and flumping. She fell a little out of love with him that day.

During a wilderness EMT course, someone had to take part in a class hike. During the hike there were tests. One test was a victim who had a seizure. After 45 minutes of squatting above his head holding it in c-spine, the student needed to shift position, as they were getting a cramp. When they did, they farted on the victims head. The victim opened one eye, and asked “seriously?”

While at a church social at someone’s house, a guy really needs to use the bathroom. The person before him had stunk up the room, but he didn’t care. He had to go. He does, and as he’s washing his hands, there is a knock on the door. The pastor is showing people around the house and wants to show off the bathroom, which still stinks. They all think it was him.

While still newly dating, a guy uses the bathroom before bed. While on the toilet, a loud fart escapes and he is horrified, sure she heard on the other side of the door. She did but was cool about it. Four years later, it still makes them laugh.

After a night of heavy drinking and cheap Mexican food, someone managed to clear the small open office they worked in. Of course, this happened when the AC was broken and there was no ventilation. No one thought it was a fart. They thought there was some sort of gas leak. The building superintendent was called, and the office was evacuated. The gas company gave them the all clear but recommended they call a plumber to investigate a possible sewer gas issue.

Watch those Fiber 1 bars. Someone ate one not knowing what it could do to their stomach. While in Target, a giant fart escaped, but they weren’t worried. Loud music was playing, and no one would have been able to hear. One woman passed with a disgusted look, but that was because of the smell. Then the realized there wasn’t music playing in the store. The only loud music was coming from their earbuds.

A group of 7-year-olds are in their Taekwondo class. They are being tested for getting their next color belt. It’s all quiet as a little girl with Down does her routine. She gets to a tough part and is having a problem—all are quiet as they watch. Until someone’s son let’s loose a long, musical fart. Fortunately, despite the musical interlude, everyone got their purple belt.

He’s going to use this against her in the future. His 3-week-old daughter let one rip while in his lap at church. Everyone one in the vicinity had to work to hold in their laughter.

As a child, someone was at a wedding with their mom. They were small enough that they couldn’t be seen on the pew. When they let out a long, squeaky fart, everyone thought it was mom.

Walking home from school, someone lets out a silent but deadly as he was turning a corner. A dog and his owner were passing in the other direction and both started making strangling noises. He ran the rest of the way home.

A bunch of kids are hanging out in the high school gym. Guy thinks one of the girls is cute. When someone says something funny, he starts to laugh, but farts with each chuckle. Everyone laughs. The cute girl avoids eye contact—then farts back at him.

A group of friends are watching a movie at home. There is a ceiling fan running overhead. One is so thankful that the fart he let loose was silent. Except a few moments later they all smell it. It goes away, then comes back like a boomerang. He realizes the fan is circulating his farts.

She’s out on a date with a hot Indian guy, and he’s teasing her about taking her white self out for some real Indian food, not the whitewashed stuff she is used to. She’s all “bring it on, I can take it.” Date goes well, she invites him back to her place, and her stomach protested. Things started to go bad, and she was so embarrassed she never saw him again.

At 17 he was hanging out with his younger sister and her friends. One of them grabbed is butt, and when she did, he farted. Served her right, IMO.

A class of Korean kindergartners didn’t have the slang down yet, and still referred to farting as pass the gas. If someone farted they would all laugh and he was trying to teach them not to do that. To be mature about it. Until one day he farted, and they all yelled, “TEACHER PASS THE GAS!?!?”

During a 50 km cross country ski race he tried to fart. Unfortunately, what came out wasn’t a fart. He sharted, and due to the cold, it froze in his pants.

After a night of too much booze and too much junk food, someone took a gamble that what he felt coming on was a fart. He lost. It wasn’t a fart.

While having a chat with the neighbors, something made her laugh. A huge belly laugh. That stirred up a fart that had been brewing due to too much hummus and beans. She still can’t live it down.

A man awoke from a coma and was naturally confused. The nurses told him to expect some odd gastrointestinal events, and to call if he needed them. He felt something brewing and called. Two of the most beautiful nurses he’d ever seen come in, and let’s loose the most offensive fart ever. He never saw them again.

Mom laughs when she farts. Once, while in the library, she let a little one go. She starts to giggle, and the farts increase, getting louder. The library is silent except for mom laughing her ass off and farting. Her 12-year-old was mortified.

Watching a movie with friends, someone passes a silent but deadly. Then he asks if anyone can smell popcorn. Everyone inhales deeply and nearly dies from the smell.

While moving stock in the warehouse, someone let out a giant, squeaky fart that seemed to last for about a minute. Of course, he wasn’t alone. 12 feet behind him stood a warehouse guy staring at him, jaw open and eyes wide.

Timing is everything. Just as the teacher was walking by, someone leaned down to pick up something they had dropped on the floor. He farted.

While in church, someone’s husband thought he was being cheeky and decided to let out a fart. He let out more than a fart.

While in church, someone’s husband thought he was being cheeky and decided to let out a fart. He let out more than a fart.

He was using the staff bathroom near the school entrance. He thought all the kids were in from recess, so it was safe to use it too poop and fart. But the kids came in and lined up at the fountain near the bathroom and heard him. They started laughing, and a bunch of little kids got in trouble for it.

A 13-year-old was spending the night at granny’s. Not thinking of the outcome, she consumed a ton of dried apricots. The next morning her farts were so bad her grandmother had to open the windows.

She’s always the last to leave the office. One night, thinking she was alone, she must have farted on and off for about an hour. She was not alone.

It’s a cold night and he’s in CVS with his teenage daughter and a few of her friends. He let’s one go in an empty isle, then walks away thinking all is good. Until he has to open his coat to get his wallet, and the smell he thought he left behind wafts out from under his coat. Girls are horrified.

Okay kids, class in cancelled. Everyone go home. That’s all we know. I wonder if class was cancelled because of the smell, or just because control had been completely lost of the class.

In his 3rd grade reading circle, and little guy let one go. It disrupted everyone for a good ten minutes, everyone laughing at him. He’s still traumatized by it.

A couple had been dating for a few years, and she was quite proud of the fact of never farting in his presence. Until one evening she let one go, quite pleased it was silent. Accept the smell. He thought it was the dog, but she couldn’t let her puppy take the blame.

Friends who hadn’t seen each other in ages got back together at a community BBQ. When shaking the hand of a woman he just met, he let one rip—of course in a quiet moment. He said it sounded like a revving Harley engine.

On the train to work one morning, someone fell asleep. And thinking they were home in bed, they let one roar. When the realized where they were, they pretended to stay asleep for the rest of the ride.

A newly dating couple went to a family funeral. Not the best time to meet the parents. While in the pew, the woman’s mother let out a huge fart. She hoped her boyfriend didn’t hear, but he did. And he was actually happy that some of the pressure of making a good first impression was now gone.

While shopping, someone let out a silent but deadly fart. When the smell hit, people started leaving. There was a woman with a baby in a stroller, and someone told her she needed to take the baby and change it because it stunk.

After eating way too many beans at a Mexican restaurant with his teenage girlfriend, they went back to her place to hang out with her siblings. They were laughing about massages where people stand on your back and tried it. As soon as his girlfriend stood on his back, he let out a massive fart.

Someone’s sister ate a whole box of seasoned croutons, and it set off the worst gas attack ever. She farted up a storm for more than a day, forcing others in the house to put towels under their doors to keep out the smell.

Two cousins were stoned and had to stop to use a Target bathroom. While in the stalls, another woman enters and lets out a large fart. One cousin starts laughing hysterically. She thought it was her cousin she was laughing at, but probably humiliated the woman.

Dad’s little angel lets one loose in an elevator and blames him, saying, “Daddy, you’re not supposed to do that.” People are first horrified at the fart, and second horrified that he’s trying to blame a 6-year-old for it.