Let’s admit it. We all have embarrassing moments that we only wish we could forget. It’s painful enough to relive the experience, but to say it out loud and embarrass yourself even further? Now, that’s something I would never do!
However, some people are not too bright to know that they should not be telling these embarrassing things to others. Or maybe they just are comfortable with being too honest, who are we to judge right? If you are ready to know about some cringe-worthy stories bravely told by people on Twitter, then read the next 60 tweets. I hope you really are ready for these folks who don’t know when to stop being honest!
1. Favorite Christmas
One time, my dad and I were talking about our favorite Christmas. He said Christmas of 1992.
…I was born in September 1993.#ThatWasTMI
— Rob Connett (@RobConnett1) September 27, 2017
2. Was that supposed to comfort me?
Once in a Uber the first thing the driver said to me was "I just wanted to let you know, I have only hit one pedestrian before". #ThatWasTMI
— Ed Hill (@kingedhill) September 28, 2017
3. What did it taste like?
#ThatWasTMI my friend announced her drink in the pub tasted like sperm. My other friend (straight, male) sipped it and said "NO IT DOESN'T!"
— Dan Bull (@itsDanBull) September 27, 2017
4. Everyone knows.
I was giving a work presentation & my mom sent an email stating "35yrs ago I lost my virginity to your dad!" Everyone saw it. #ThatWasTMI
— Blair (@blairandcameron) September 28, 2017
5. Oh, no.
My grandma told me she bought her dress for own funeral and she was gonna give it a test run at my wedding #ThatWasTMI
— Kelsey Muske (@kejade) September 27, 2017
6. This hack
A woman sitting next to me at HAMILTON told me she avoids long restroom lines at the theatre by wearing an adult diaper. #ThatWasTMI
— Sharon Gillenwater (@CXO_Insights) September 27, 2017
7. Two-timing teacher
My teacher told me he had to keep his phone on in class just in case his wife or girlfriend called #ThatWasTMI
— B (@Biancawitte_) September 27, 2017
8. Do you smell something funny?
My 87 y/o grandma says she hides in the clothes racks at Macy's when she has to pass gas 😩 #ThatWasTMI
— carla codorniz (@CarlaCodorniz) September 27, 2017
9. She hears it from her mom
My kid's friends were playing house. One girl pretended to sweep the floor & said "ugh this is exactly why I want a divorce!!" #ThatWasTMI
— Kellyn Robertson (@knrobertson515) September 27, 2017
10. Fearless forecast
My first job was at Hallmark. A woman told me she wanted the cheapest wedding card b/c "They won't be together long" #ThatwasTMI
— Macy Osman (@macymouse1224) September 27, 2017
11. Not pee.
#ThatWasTMI my bf was on the pot while i brushed my hair and said listen to this, as I heard liquid flowing he tells me "that's not pee"
— Leah Corona (@mzcorona10) September 27, 2017
12. Never bend over
My friend's mom warned us to never bend over in cow pastures during mating season, something she'd learned from experience🐂 #ThatWasTMI
— roselyn (@christinarugala) September 27, 2017
13. The reason why
When I was a cashier I sold a guy a case of beer and a box of tampons. He said, "I'm buying this to deal with that." #ThatWasTMI
— Perkinskiii 💭 (@thatdrunkfeller) September 27, 2017
14. Seems like a fitting explanation
A girl at my college orientation said that her parents had a "breeding season" because her siblings are born in the same month #ThatWasTMI
— Lauren (@lauren_flo_xo) September 27, 2017
15. Not in the big boy pants
A little boy tapped me when I was talking to his mom to say, "I'm pooping right now but it's ok. I'm not in big boy pants yet." #ThatWasTMI
— Courtney Stern (Fiorini) (@CourtTheStern) September 27, 2017
16. I did not need to know that
Coworker complimented another coworkers shoes. She said "thanks I have a pic with just these on". #ThatWasTMI
— Webby (@ajwebster826) September 27, 2017
— Jay 🐦 (@_jaycifer) September 27, 2017
Phone call home: "Are you drunk dialing me?" Mom asks.
"Oh, well, I'm drunk answering." She laughs. #ThatWasTMI
— Jeremy Art (@jeremyart) September 27, 2017
19. Okay, no time for that
Was out shoveling snow at our new house, neighbor gave me a 10 minute lecture on why he can't shovel due to explosive diarrhea #ThatWasTMI.
— Andy Carey (@acarey05) September 27, 2017
My coworker mumbled "whoops" and left the room for 30 minutes, and upon his return he exclaimed, "You can't trust the shart!" #ThatWasTMI
— Michael A. Lake🌹✊🏾🔥 (@Michael_A_Lake) September 27, 2017
21. Totally honest
Co-worker came into the office, said she had an accident & had to wash her underwear out in the sink. Told us not to go in there #ThatWasTMI
— Natalie (@suck_it1980) September 27, 2017
22. She proved it.
My friend once told me she would fart when she laughed. She then proceeded to prove it. #ThatWasTMI
— Natalie (@Natalie_G_J) September 27, 2017
23. That memorable day
My dad gave me a picture of he and my mom on a date at the Playboy Club. Says "I think this is the night you were conceived" 🤢#ThatWasTMI
— Jenna (@jennabakescakes) September 27, 2017
24. Nasty lunch
A new hire stopped me in the hall to tell me her spicy lunch had her on the toilet so long that the bathroom lights turned off. #ThatWasTMI
— kw (@MoreKeIIBeII) September 27, 2017
25. Not what you think
My son once told a stranger in an elevator that my butt hurt (I had injured my tail bone). I got the dirtiest look. #ThatWasTMI
— elizabeth tracey (@ectrac3y) September 27, 2017
26. Just say “Thanks!”
I complimented a ladys purse she cried & said it was her sisters then explnd in detail how her sister died locked in a bathroom #ThatWasTMI
— Aubree (@ab1498) September 28, 2017
27. Is it hot in here?
My parents & I were eating at a diner.The waitress came over with our food & asked "is it hot in here cause my Tits are sweating #ThatWasTMI
— Mike Brindisi (@Mike_Brindisi) September 27, 2017
28. Smells fishy
— Craig Backus (@craigbackus) September 27, 2017
29. Hemorrhoid cream
Grandma to my grandpa "do you remember when you brushed you teeth with hemorrhoid cream"#thatwastmi #thisisforyoujimmy#bewareofthehemorrhoid
— austin butcher (@BUTCHERAUSTIN_) September 27, 2017
30. Not an innocent question
I had an elderly customer walk up to me and ask, "Where is your potty, Honey?" Then added, "I piddled a little." #ThatWasTMI
— Jess le mess (@JessDoesntGetIt) September 27, 2017
31. Just jealous
At the grocery store, woman in front of me looks at my package of strawberries, tells me how good they look but they give her diarrhea #tmi
— Lori (@LoriLMcT) September 27, 2017
Once my teacher had us make a CD soundtrack of our life as a project because he likes to listen to them after we leave and cry #ThatWasTMI
— faithh (@Faithkeune) September 27, 2017
33. Random thoughts about coffee
My friend randomly said to me "coffee makes me poop…does it make you poop too? I wonder why it does that" #ThatWasTMI
— Ann (@DontLarfAtMeh) September 27, 2017
34. Getting divorced
At speedway once my cashier asked how I was doing. I said "good, how are you?" He said "pretty good. I'm getting divorced….." #ThatWasTMI
— Colin Stuerzenberger (@colinstuerz) September 27, 2017
35. What happens when you drink coffee?
Asked a new coworker if he drank coffee, and he launched into an hour long lecture of what happens when he drinks coffee… #ThatWasTMI
— Erin W (@ERoseOfHyrule) September 27, 2017
When my coworkers overheard me complaining 2 the cable company about porn charges on my cable bill #ThatWasTMI
— Jen Hen (@hennis_jennifer) September 27, 2017
37. Kid honesty
My sister said she doesn't like eating colorful food because she doesn't want to poop out a rainbow. #ThatWasTMI.
— Hoseok's Girl (@melanin_falpal) September 27, 2017
38. Must be the same length
My coworker said he trims all his body hair at 1/4". #thatwastmi
— Jeffrey Haun (@JeffreyHaun) September 27, 2017
39. What a feat!
So someone (not gonna name her) decides to tell me she took a massive crap and said it looked like and ice cream swirl #ThatWasTMI
— Grace Ferris (@grace_ferris8) September 27, 2017
40. No, Mom!
I asked why my Dad didn't return to the movie. My Mom goes into details about how the popcorn we are eating gave him diarrhea. 😳 #ThatWasTMI
— Ryan Bartholomee (@RyanBartholomee) September 27, 2017
In college I heard someone using the restroom say "if I was in a tribe my name would be bleeding greasy." #ThatWasTMI
— Luke Ruiz-Snyder (@LukeRuizSnyder) September 27, 2017
A customer told me she needed an outfit for her court date to win back custody of her kids which she lost by growing marijuana #ThatWasTMI
— Natalie (@NatalieBozett) September 27, 2017
43. No, not ever.
Friend told me "I'm not accepting your post-lunch mint because I like the food taste to linger in my mouth." #ThatWasTMI
— Princess Buttercup (@AsYouuuWiiish) September 27, 2017
44. I did not want to know
I was told by our community pool guy that the film you see on top of the water is when the chlorine mixes with bodily fluids. #ThatWasTMI
— J A🐕💎 (@Clap_box) September 27, 2017
45. Typo error?
My friend said he couldn't come over to hang out because he had a bad case of Diphtheria & was going ti the bathroom constantly #ThatWasTMI
— Timothy Weber (@_timothyweber_) September 27, 2017
46. Mom, why?
Me: I want to go to Disney Land
Mom: pretty sure you were conceived there
Me: nevermind.. (still haven't went)#ThatWasTMI
— Mavis Perkins (@GimmeFallon_) September 27, 2017
47. Announcing it right there
My friend called me to take him to the doctor and wouldn't tell me why. I open the door and he's like I've got scabies! #ThatWasTMI
— Ashley (@littleashley84) September 27, 2017
48. True friends
#ThatWasTMI My friends and I have a group chat called deuce club. We text whenever we 'drop'(poop). We keep track of points and have rules!!
— emily kowalski (@emilykiskool) September 27, 2017
49. The birds and the bees and more
My mom giving me the sex talk when I was 10 complete with drawings and hand motions… 😫 #ThatWasTMI
— Lisa is a Trashy Door 🗑🚪 (@XOXOLiBar) September 27, 2017
50. What started it all
My friend says he doesn’t eat Starbursts because they get stuck in his teeth and he has to suck them out while he’s in meetings. #ThatWasTMI
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) September 27, 2017
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