Drunk people. Weโve been one, weโve known one. So, we know that drunken antics are the best antics.
And drunken people are hilarious. When theyโre not puking on your shoes. Or requiring you to carry them because they canโt walk.
While having to babysit a drunk person can be annoying. Itโs also good for a laugh. Or 9000. Hereโs what we meanโฆ
Here Are 50 Drunk People Who Made Us Laugh In 2018 When We Wanted To Cry:
1) Welcome Back
When we donโt drink alcohol for a while, we can miss it a lot. But sometimes taking a break makes drinking better than ever. For example, you get wayyy better at pizza tossing.
Drunk people wonโt tell a lie. And they wonโt let you either. Like this guy who knows heโs not the handsomest because that guy is clearly Ryan Reynolds.
When youโre drunk, youโre never surprised by how early it is. Weโre always shocked by how late it becomes. Thatโs because we tend to lose time when weโre drunk and enter some kind of time sucking vortex.
Accidentally getting too drunkโฆ it happens. Some of us have people who love us and will bail us out of these situations. Like Lisaโs prince of a husband.
Weโve all woken up from our drunken stupor at least once wondering how the hell we got home. This is one of those situations. This person had to remind his driver that he was home.
Drunkness is often blamed for instances of infidelity. But this guy was going to stay true to his woman, drunk or not. He just forgot who his woman was.
Donโt you just hate it when you get drunk and accidently buy a farm animal. Yeahโฆ met too. This girl was none too pleased after her conversation with Jack.
Some people become geniuses when they get drunk. This is pretty darn innovative. They just didnโt remember how innovative they were they next morning.
Sometimes it takes a village to get you home safe when youโre drunk. These are the nightโs where you make a scene. Or are carried out of the bar or club by several people.
This may be one of the most relatable tweets Iโve ever seen. You can go from zero to 100 REAL quick. Iโve definitely drunkenly eaten pizza in the grass without shoes.
Whatโs worse that feeling regret in the morning? Not knowing whether or not you should feel regret because you canโt remember crap. โDid I promise to help him move? Crap.โ
Drunk people know their limits. Their limits are listening to your problems when theyโre not drunk. Give them a drink and theyโll turn into your therapist.
Drunk people are intrigued by the beautiful things in life. And kebab is a seriously beautiful thing. And so are the people that make it for us whe weโre drunk.
Sometimes when youโre drunk, you play yourself. And this chick played herself. Real hard.
34) Drunk Girls Are There For Each Other
Drunk girls keeps things spicy when they are amongst friends. But their friends will always rein them in. Like trying to prevent them from going to Jeffโs.
This person thinks they found their โfirever.โ But it seems like his girlfriend isnโt so sure. She wants to know what makes him so sureโฆ is it the alcohol?
