Those without haircutting experience need guidance. Some people have actually attempted to give a haircut with kitchenware as stencils. This isn’t going to end well, that’s for sure.

This guy’s rocking a new quarantine style, with a strip of long hair tucked down his forehead amid a buzzcut. He just needs some gel product and he’ll look exactly like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals. His distant daze speaks volumes.

Proper use of a buzzer is an artform, something reserved for a barber or aspiring hair stylist. A buzzer that’s fallen into the wrong hands can be a problem. Here, a brave somebody found himself with spare time and styling tools. The results aren’t pretty…

The buzzer can yield some pretty devasting results in the wrong hands. This guy took a huge chunk out of the hair on the back of his head. It’ll grow back, fortunately. But for now, it looks pretty gnarly.

The typical bowl cut is not quite dead, making a strong revival during the COVID-19 pandemic. We should be optimistic about the future, but maybe things truly are lost. This is a borderline perfect bowl cut.

These are strange days indeed, necessitating weird, uneven haircuts. Some may say it’s due to a lack of experience and technical expertise. Others would argue it’s an artistic choice.

In the current chaos, true ridiculousness shines through. This guy recently shaved only the sides of his head, leaving a convincing little mohawk dead center. Now is a better time than ever to experiment…

Brothers, you love them to death. Some brothers will always have your back. Others can’t shave the back of your head worth a darn. Designating an inexperienced brother as barber can be a disaster.

Some spouses have the gift, cutting and shaping hair with relative ease. Others shouldn’t be allowed around scissors. Here, a classic spouse spawning hack-job can be seen in all its glory.

A man has a clear quarantine message: don’t cut your hair with a beard trimmer. He should know – he tried it. Half of his hair sits akwardly draped across the back of his head. His results were absolutely astonishing.

According to his Twitter, Daniel recently had his hair cut by someone named Sophie, presumably a friend or family member. She did a rough job, to put it lightly. It looks like there’s an animal on his head.

Nail fails can reveal some stunning miscalculations. The paint only made its way halfway up these nails. Back to the drawing board.

Quarantines have ushered people into figuring out novel ways to stay entertained. Some have dabbled in beautification. These nails look vampiric, effectively combining gothic horror and nail polish.

Some of these are downright awful. Absolutely no consistency, marking another hilarious hair fail. The bottom parts are patchy and by far shorter than the rest of the hair. Well it’ll all eventually grow back, hopefully quickly and before quarantining ends.

Almost every hardcore hair blunder seems to fall at the hands of the clippers. This time, only a single patch was taken from this young man’s fine head of hair. On the bright side, most of his hair is still there.

I’m not quite sure what happened here. Did he attempt to buzz the back of his hair? The patches are so random. It’ll take weeks or months to fill those patches.

Hair dying is generally left to professionals. Every now and then, a brave, unexperienced soul attempts their own hair dying. It’s okay, it’s all a learning process.

Extreme times call for extreme measures. When there aren’t any professional hair stylists on hand, letting your 11-year-old cut your hair doesn’t seem too far out of line. And then you see the results…

Some people’s fashion has absolutely tanked in the wake of quarantining and social distancing. These nails are absolute nonsense on all fronts. They’re barely on the finger.

He recently cut his hair… or at least tried. The transition between scissors and clippers is rather stark. It almost looks like his beard stubble extends unnaturally up his face, encroaching on his longer locks.

One Twitter user claims his haircut looks good from the front. But from the back… yikes. He’s got at least a few good weeks to grow it back out before engaging in anything remotely social anyway.

Brittany’s mother was tasked with cutting this man’s hair. It seems like a failed attempt at the popular fade. His head and hair look layered like the walls of the grand canyon.

A man called on the services of his wife amid a difficult time. She did what she could… He looks surprisingly cheery. Maybe he’s a glass half full kind of guy.

A man has half of his hair eaten. Wanted: hair clippers. There is absolutely no transition between long and short hair here. He’ll be back.

The bottom hairline is riddled with ridges. It’s as uneven as a jagged rock. The photo is even a little out of focus, adding to the ridiculousness.

GH0STGRLS admits to a drunken acryllic adventure. The results were a lot less fun than the process. They look like nails from a sci-fi film.

Diana calls her quarantine nails “inverse French.” They barely encompass half of the nail… She did set herself up for great success next time around now that she’s practiced a little.

/u/whitejeepTJ decided to cut his own hair. The back of his head’s now missing an entire region. He’s still trying to stay positive about everything.

A man attempts to cut his son’s hair with questionable results. The hair looks horrendously layered. Dad can be seen in the mirror laughing.

Not everybody learns how to color within the lines. These nebulous nails are fully covered… but so is the nearby skin. Cleanup is absolutely necessary.

The absence of even the smallest beautification services have led to unintended consequences, plighting the average Joe and Jane. Take a look at her upper lip. She burned her skin attempting to wax.

A man recently lost a battle with baldness. Not because he was naturally forced into it by age… but because he decided to get a haircut during the middle of a lockdown. Now, he’s paying the cosmetic consequences.

This man’s new haircut is reminiscent of a clearing in the woods. It’s spacious in the middle and dense on the sides. He’s going to have a hard time living this one down for the next few weeks. Somewhat thankfully, he likely won’t be attending any social gatherings soon.

This child recently had the bottom and back portions of his hair clipped clean off. He looks somewhat ridiculous. Fortunately, he’s got a ton of hair to work with up top.

Quarantines have prompted very liberal uses of hair clippers. This guy has a duality of man thing going. Half of his head is thick with hair, while the other half is bare. It makes for a captivating sight from the back.

He needed a haircut, and a haircut he got. Options were severely limited, so he enlisted his girlfriend. Before and after pictures show fear and shock.

He tried to cut his own hair, paying the consequences for his foolish actions. He ended up shaving the bottom half of his hair clean off. He’s left with some strange cousin of the bowl cut.

People are inevitably getting antsy amid staying at home most of the day, everyday. Sometimes, ya just gotta mix things up. Often, people change their hair to keep things interesting. But without a professional hair stylist around, things can get a little… hairy. It looks like he tried to get a unique cut, but things went horribly wrong.

I’m honestly not quite sure what happened here. He asked his mom for some hair help. The results are simply displeasing.

A woman recently attempted her own acryllic nails. Things didn’t go as planned. These nails are novice level.

An inexperienced mother gives her child a ridiculous cut. I feel sorry for the kid, honestly. A few weeks of recovery and an eventual trip to a professional are necessary. In time, in time.

Here’s another premiere quarantine cut by Mom. You can easily see the different lengths of hair across this young man’s head. On the bright side, it’s not near as bad as countless others.

You know there’s been a mistake when your haircut reveals a tan line inches deep down your head. Whoever cut the bottom half of this man’s hair had little to no clue what they were doing. Give it a few months, hopefully everything will be back to normal.

This is definitely one of the more unique cuts I’ve seen. Clippers were taken to a small section of the back of this man’s head. The results are disturbing, with tufts of hair missing in the most akward places. His wife cut his hair for her birthday. A tragic birthday gift from the birthday girl.

We all take Ls every now and then. The coronavirus pandemic has altered everybody’s life in some way, shape, or form. He needed a haircut… Well, the look of defeat in the bottom corner sums it up perfectly.

The dude needed a haircut with no professional around. He then turned to his loving wife. She clearly doesn’t know her way around a set of clippers.

A man took to cutting his own hair, leading to some pretty interesting results. Random patches of hair seem to be missing in the strangest of places. Apparently the front view was too much for the internet to handle.

Aging in reverse seems a little more common these days. This young lad seems to have lost all his hair – but how? Well, he tried cutting it on his own for the first time. He gets points for the effort.

Scissors should be slashed with a sure hand. If not, things get complicated. This woman’s hair recently suffered at the hands of a floppy hand. Either cut the rest off or wait a few months for all of this to blow over.

With the impossibility of reaching a professional hair stylist, many have turned to their spouses for work. In this case, the result is swathes of splotchy hair. He just wanted a normal cut.