Finding good jokes and puns is one way to spice up your home-life during this pandemic. We all need to discover ways to laugh, in a time where it may be very difficult. Thatโs why we searched the internet to find you the 50 best puns we could find. These will brighten your day, and leave you laughing out loud.
Here are 5o puns that will have you slapping your knee
Laughter is contagious, weโre here to spread it!



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1) I donโt think he was talking about a song, but good one
Depending on how good of a sense of humor the boss interviewing has, this will either get you a job or kicked to the curb real fast. Iโd definitely hire anyone with a quick-witted and hilarious response like this. Anyone should be able to appreciate a great Queen reference.


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2) Sarcasm always wins
Thereโs nothing better than literal sarcasm. Why would you ask is wasp spray is good for wasps, it kills them for crying out loud. He should have picked better words.


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3) Basically the same thing
Being that some men at like complete children, this could actually be very accurate. If your wife has to treat you like her first child, step your game up. Another example of literal sarcasm at its best.


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4) If you answer wrong, youโre getting skipped
This is hilarious. One can only hope they get flight attendants with an amazing sense of humor like this. Iโm not going to lie, this one makes me a little sad being that theyโre not even serving drinks on the plane because of COVID-19.


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5) Different kind of cargo
Last time we checked, cars donโt fly. Weโre hopeful thatโll happen in the somewhat near future. Any bets on when that will be? I say 2050!
6) โRelax Davidโ
Anesthesia or not, Iโm having a full-blown panic attack if my doctor ever starts giving himself a pep-talk before surgery. Luckily, this is just a joke. Although, I have a feeling itโs happened somewhere at some time.


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7) Not so 20/20
The best, is when people respond this way but theyโre not even trying to be funny. In this case, I donโt think the patient would be thrilled with his eye doctor. You never know, some people get a kick out of making fun of themselves.


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8) Thatโs one sentence no one will finish for you, not even your own twin brother
I know they say the bond between twin siblings is strong, but Iโm not sure if any bond is this strong. At least he comes to visit, some people donโt even get that. Hopefully, heโs not a


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9) You have to be specific
Weโve all met those people who literally have no common sense. Usually, itโs the people with all the book smarts who pull stuff like this. They mean well, they just donโt think stuff through.


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10) That works, I guess
Now this would be a cool trick if he could actually round up more sheep than they started with. I just donโt know where heโd get them from. Iโm sure the other sheep herder he stole them from wouldnโt be too happy.


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11) checking out a turtle
That would be so cool if you could actually check out a turtle at the library. Now thereโs an idea, library/pet store. Iโd go there all the time!


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12) Not the language
This is what happens when things are spelled the same way. Next thing you know, you have people speaking a language when someone asks about polish for there car. Just go with it, thereโs no going back now.


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13) I donโt think sheโs going to make
Iโd hate to have that guy finding me in need of an ambulance, youโd be waiting forever. Youโd have to be like โgive me the phone already,โ Iโm dying over here. Then again, he might still be confused.


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14) Worst co-pilot ever
Good thing planes these days pretty much fly themselves, One thing is for sure, Iโd have my eye on this co-pilot the whole flight. โListen, you donโt touch anything. I got this.โ


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15) She only dates spiders
This one had me totally cracking up! Iโve got a few friends who might actually be this guy. Heck, who am I kidding, Iโve had my moments too.


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16) A cologne for introverts
If youโre an introverted guy, this one is for you. Introducing this new cologne, โLeave Me The Fuh Cologneโ with โSandal Wood & Social Paralysisโ new by โCalvin Decline.โ This is too funny!


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17) So inappropriate
โDid she just do what I think she did? Oh wait, false alarm his name is Ray, I see.โ If she really was cheering for her neighborโs death, either sheโs a horrible person, or he was a terrible neighbor.


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18) Good luck explaining this one
I hope heโs not this happy when he finally realizes what this doctor is telling him. Iโd hate to be the one in this awkward conversation. Maybe sheโll just go with.


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19) No to violence
The guy in this meme is confused about what type of โboxโ the clerk is talking about. The worst part, is I guarantee cashiers see stuff like this in real life. Just shake your head and give him a box anyway, thatโs my advice.


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20) Sheโs got jokes
Thereโs nothing better than a little bit of sense of humor in an unlikely situation. I bet doctors love patients like this. They need a good laugh with all the negative stuff they have to see, especially right now.


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21) Sometimes children are smarter than adults
I wouldnโt be surprised if the kid was actually teaching the adult to read. Maybe itโs his dadโs bedtime and the kids ready him a bedtime story before bed. Does that sound about right โMark?โ


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22) No one likes a bossy boss
Iโd like to live in an alternate universe where the sheep talk. Anyhow, this sheep is sick of his boss. Maybe itโs the way heโs always carrying him around.


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23) New realtor please
When your 5-year-old daughter is smarter than your realtor, I think itโs time to find a new one. Unless the little girl is actually trying to talk to the stairs. In that case, youโre golden.


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24) Genies can be trickters
Weโve all seen genies misinterpret wishes in movies. This one changes a man into a new person when he really just wants some money. Good thing you have three wishes!


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25) Ruining the moment
I have a feeling if I did this to my girlfriend she would look at me like I was crazy. Or sheโd just walk out of the room and make me carry the couch my self. The girl in this meme is a real trooper.


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26) That one went over his head
Can you imagine if you asked another parent this and that was their response. Would it be to awkward to reiterate the question? Probably so, better too just nod your head and walk away.


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27) Trippy ants
Unless they have some serious heartburn, I donโt think theyโll get the effect theyโre looking for. Who knows, being that small, it might give them some kind of euphoria. Letโs just hope itโs a good trip.


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28) The boss is a real โdrillโ sergent
Usually the saying is my boss is a โpill,โ not my boss is a โdrill.โ I wouldnโt want to make him mad. You might end up drilled to the wall.


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29) Donโt call me a liar bro
Thereโs nothing worse than being called a liar. Unless youโre just confused about what your friend is saying. Heโll have to rephrase that question.


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30) I have โnunโ in my wallet
This oneโs is hysterical! The way they photoshopped the Nun into the wallet had me laughing out loud. Some of the


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31) Kid-knee transplant
This poor kid ended up with an old manโs knees. I guess heโll learn to be more specific when giving transplants. Who knows, maybe theyโll hold up for him.


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32) Thatโs one short birthday
If he goes through with this, heโll end up getting dumped real quick. Unless sheโs the type that really hates birthday parties. If thatโs the case, he may be applauded for his efforts.


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33) I thought vacuums were supposed to do that
This guy better change his wording, or he might not be getting his money back. My vacuum sucks too, meaning it works great. Maybe โit doesnโt suckโ will work better for you in this case.
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34) Just-in-case
This is the best pick up line Iโve seen in a while! Any Justin who sees this has to let me know how it works. Come to think of it, I have a brother named Justin that I can ask!
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35) At least sheโs honest
They say honesty is the best policy, but this might be a good time to tell a little white lie. Cross your fingers and hope youโre not on that โjust onceโ flight. Whereโs my parachute when I need it!?
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36) Who wants a hot dog?
I couldnโt stop laughing at this one. Mainly because it reminds me of my dad, and myself. Oh no, Iโve really turned into my dad!


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37) He really thought he was at the Super Bowl
This dad played a hilarious trick on his kid. He was at a restaurant called the โSoup er Bowl,โ so he used that opportunity for the perfect practical joke. Judging by the mad emoji, his kid wasnโt very happy with him.
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38) Classic dad move
Leave it up to a dad to say something so unfunny, that it actually becomes funny. Heโll also do the classic laugh at his own joke for about 30 seconds longer than everyone else. Classic dad jokes, youโve just got to love them.


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39) Strong eyes
If he could actually saw a log in half with his eyes, heโd be the best logger around. Too bad that is impossible. Unless your Cyclops from the X-Men.
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40) Real live streaming
Twenty years ago when there was no such thing as live streaming, this really was the only way to live stream. In my opinion, watching a stream is way better than live streaming what youโre eating on Instagram. How I miss the good old days.


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41) He was born with them
Iโd hate to get in a bar fight with that patron. I was going to say bears donโt booze, but I can think of a few that would beg to differ. Itโs a real thing, google โbears getting drunk,โ you wonโt be disappointed.
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42)Sarcastic husband
Joking with your wife is great and all, but I have a feeling they donโt want sarcasm after having a good fall. Go ahead and do it, see how that works for you. Youโll end up on couch duty for the foreseeable future.


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43) This is so accurate
Any one whoโs ever tried to argue with their girlfriend or wife, totally gets this one. It gets you nowhere fast, and theyโre usually always right. Even if they arenโt right, itโs better to just cut your losses.
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44) Heโs not buying anything
Another clever play of words that leaves his meme-wife fuming. You better just pull out your wallet and stop being so cheap. Whatโs the point in making it if youโre not going to spend a bit?


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45)Was it ar-son
No one wants to hear that their son is an arsonist. At least the cop has a sense of humor. Thatโs something everyone has to appreciate.


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46) Dancing post
Thatโs the best when something random ends up surprisingly hilarious. The round top on the posts makes them look like people dancing. This oneโs brilliantly dipping his significant other.
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47)Funny golfer
This is something I can totally see my dad using during a game of golf. Itโs another one thatโs so corny, it becomes funny. Sometimes those are the best.


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48) Filter face mask
One guy made a face mask from a coffee filter and wrote โcoughyโ filter. Well played, we need people who are still able to joke during this pandemic. Iโm not sure how good that mask would actually work though, maybe if you doubled up.
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49) Ketchup grocery list
Iโm sure thereโs a husband or boyfriend out there thatโs done something this dumb. Some people can only be literal, anything else just confuses them. I should know, my best friends like that.
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50) GOLDen retriever
This meme had me bursting with laughter. Golden retrievers are great dogs, but they wonโt find you any buried gold. If golden retrievers could actually retrieve you gold, everyone would have them.



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Memes are one the best ways to brighten your day. There are plenty more hilarious puns in all the links below.
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