Pardon me for stirring some potentially unpleasant memories, but whatโs your worst first date ever?
Everyoneโs got one! Maybe you donโt want to revisit such a dark timeโฆ
First dates are unpredictableโฆ and sometimes, they go pretty poorly.
Fortunately, first date disasters make for hilarious stories.
From funny to frightening, check out these 50 botched first dates. Someone elseโs harmless disaster is another personโs laughter!


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4. Traffic ticket
Well, if all goes well, theyโll have something to laugh about at parties, their wedding, with their grandchildren, and many more. She just needs to get past the cop-ticket thing. Did she do it?


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3. โMuteโ date
Did she just randomly pick Scott? Does she know his blind date, knew she wasnโt coming, and took her place? Lucky her though, she got a free meal.


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2. Double date
Double dates are usually two couples going on a date together in one table. Itโs not two dates in one night and in the same restaurant. Wonder if the other girl found out, too.


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5. Out his nose
How can an onion come out his nose? Is he okay? Was it really an onion?


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1. Mom said no
Hmmmโฆ maybe he was born during the leap year. Maybe his mom still believes heโs five years old. Maybe.


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6. Not your typical office
Other people just need to drop off papers or packages or meals at the office. This guy is different. And if they end up together, sheโs going to be dropping for quick stops in the office indefinitely on the way to dates.


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9. Not a dog
What was it about her outfit or her hair that made her look like a dog? Did she bark or growl during the date? Does he find it adorable when she whimpers? Again though, she is not a dog. She is human.


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8. Family reunion
These are the times when the worst time became a good thing. It might be the worst first date but they definitely needed to know that. They had to know that before things escalated to dangerous levels.


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7. Itโs not pee
Of course, it was nerves. But you know what? If that didnโt happen, he might have peed himself from all the nerves. So yeah, spilled soda is better. Right?


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10. Mysterious chaperone
We thought this was going to be another โdouble date.โ Is this better or worse? Will Dad come to dinner, too?


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11. From first dates to weddings
How did things escalate from first dates to weddings? She just wanted to have a good time. Choosing wedding dresses was not part of it.


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12. Cruel prank
What is he, 12? Seriously, he should be banned from going on any date. Wonder how many women heโll torture on first dates before he finds his match or someone whoโll teach him a lesson.


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13. Fortune teller
Just in case, you know, she wanted to be prepared. She needed to be prepared. Can you do what she did?


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14. Regretfully
This is why you donโt text and drive and text. There will always be messages sent to the wrong numbers. But at least they both wonโt need to worry about turning down a second date.


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15. Not my car
She likes to plan ahead. But this time, it might be too ahead. And who doesnโt lock their parked car?


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16. Was it an accident?
Was it intentional? Was it accidental? We need more details.


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17. What a bloody date!
And itโs also a very memorable date. Weโre glad it was a treatable injury. Hope she was more careful walking during the second date and there was a third and fourth and many more.


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18. How long does it take to spend $2,000?
For this guy, itโs 2 minutes. He probably already knew what he wanted before the date. So yeah, heโs definitely a professional thief.


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19. Canโt let go
When your date canโt let go of the past, itโs going to be hard to move forward with them. And itโs also hard to think past an Applebeeโs date when youโre both working adults. Well, actually, the Applebeeโs can be forgiven. But the ex-wife waitress? Another story.


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20. He needs a therapist
He doesnโt need a date. He canโt date. Not yet. Not until he sees a therapist.


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21. Did he bring extra clothes?
Nice way to make a date thatโs quite unforgettable. Itโll be for the wrong reasons but no one will forget it, for sure. Hope all his future dates when uphill after that.


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22. Let me count the ways
There is nothing worse on a first date than narcissism and arrogance. And this guy displayed both on the first date. Hope she gave him more reasons why he will never go past a first date.


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23. Simple and unique
In brighter circumstances, this date might have worked. Well, except for the deer and coyote part. That is never okay.


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24. One request
Her friend left out one big detail from the blind date. And why wouldnโt he? Itโs a definite deal-breaker.


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25. How rude!
Good for her! That pizza is definitely way better than whatever sheโll eat with him. Bet heโs eating a slice of humble pie.


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26. Another double date
But this time, itโs with her dateโs parents. Wonder how their conversation went. Canโt believe she actually had the appetite to go through the meal.


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27. Sweat fest
How can you expect a second date after a sweat fest? The only good thing about this date, Jenn knows not to waste any more time with him. Good riddance.


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28. Not because of her cooking
Looks like Gerry could cook anyway. Their marriage has worked perfectly with this arrangement.


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29. Before there were cellphones
Do you remember we used to look up phone numbers and addresses in phone books? Yes, that giant book with yellow pages that are sometimes used as a paperweight or door stopper. Hope they found the address before he could be really late for their date.


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30. Bad memory
Itโs a good thing he didnโt let her bad memory get in the way of a good relationship. Did she remember his face when she walked down the aisle towards him? Letโs hope so!


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31. Bye bye bye
Wow. Gotta admit, thatโs a pretty creative way


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32. Multi-tasker and forward thinker
Well, you know, he doesnโt play games and he knows what he wants. Unfortunately, she doesnโt want the same. And she definitely doesnโt want that for the first date. Who does?


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33. Dress up nice
Wonder what he wore to the date. Did he put on a tie? Was he wearing a tux? Did he give her flowers? Was it a five-star Waffle House?


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34. Boxing lesson
Maybe she needed and wanted boxing lessons and Mike gave her what she wanted. Maybe the date was so good, she didnโt even remember the elbow. Or maybe sheโs just that nice and theyโre also meant to be.


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35. Too smart for him
Yes, because all women are supposed to be dumber than men. She really showed him! Go, girl!


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36. Want your dateโs food?
When you want to ask for your dateโs food but donโt know how to ask, sneeze on their food instead. There wonโt be a second date, of course. But if youโre hungry, you gotta do what you gotta do.


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37. Itโs all you, girl
Heโs all for female empowerment. Probably. And maybe he wants her to have good financial status. Maybe not.


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38. He was already full
It didnโt make sense to have a second dinner if heโs already full. And he probably assumed she doesnโt eat a lot. Sheโs a woman after all. And women donโt and shouldnโt eat a lot, right?


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39. Taking a stand
You can take a stand anytime. But a person still has to eat. So eat first, maybe protest later.


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41. Super bored
Just when you thought things were going good, theyโre so not. And the clincher? Her house is an hourโs walk away.


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43. No kiss tonight
The kiss cam is always super awkward. And being forced in front of the camera doesnโt make it any easier. Yup, second date, not happening.


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44. Not the usual double date
This is not the double date anyone has in mind, except for the guy. Itโs a wonder though that these girls actually stayed for the date. Maybe they were really hungry.


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45. Walking tours could have been good
There are so many good walking tours available in almost every major city. And he brings her to an asylum? He ran out of ideas?


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47. Worst blind date
This is just the worst blind date scenario. The worst ever. Theyโll have to go to therapy to survive and get past this.


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48. Such a great conversation
We hope the conversation was THAT great. But even the best conversation doesnโt justify borrowing money from your date. And then spending only half of it on your date.


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49. Just to be sure
Subtle moves. Maybe he was trying to put his around her but only reached her hair. And then he decided to commit to it.


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42. Engaged after one date
This guy needs to learn from Barney Stinson and use the โLemon Law.โ If he had used that, there wouldnโt be any engagement to get out of. But glad he was still able to get out.


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46. โFree mealโ
We all want exciting and fun dates. But this is a different kind of exciting, no? And itโs not always the type most people on dates like.


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40. Addicted
Yeah, she probably never noticed he left. Sheโll only probably notice when the bill arrives. And then sheโll realize sheโll have to pay. Can she pay her phone?


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50. Not even inside
He could have taken her inside where she could have paid for her food. And he could have used the restroom to do his business. Some people only think of themselves.


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