Kids can sometimes say the strangest things which may seem brutally honest to us adults but are in fact both funny and true at the same time. Most adults have long forgotten what itโs like to be a kid. But kids are here to remind us that their outlook on life is radically different than that of us grown-ups.
In this list, youโll find 50 honest and funny notes that kids have written for their parents. Some of these notes are hilarious, some are witty, but they all provide a unique insight into the mind of children. Most importantly, these notes remind us that we all were once kids and that we should rediscover our inner child.
Letโs take a look at some of the best notes from kids which will make you laugh and relive your own childhood memories.
1. Moms are irreplaceable
Everyone knows how important moms are and we love them so much we couldnโt even think of having a different mom. This kid explained it pretty well what would happen if he had a different mom. His mom should be really proud.


2. This kid is too awesome to be afraid of anything, including death
Most parents feel awkward and donโt quite know what to answer when faced with their kidโ questions about death and dying. Graham, on the other hand, seems to have all the answers already. Heโs determined to deal with death in his own way and death better not try to stop him โ or else.


3. Youโre my secondโฆ well third, favorite teacher
Kids take the saying: โhonesty is the best policyโ very seriously. Too seriously, in fact. The kid who wrote this message will learn one day that honesty is not always the best way to deal with certain people. Itโs an old question even we adults have no answer to, do we prefer truth or happiness?


4. David and Albert sure know how to have fun
All kids like to dream of what they would become when they grow up. But the point is to always have fun while dreaming about your future career, something which David and Albert understand quite well.


5. Itโs never too late to say sorry
It takes character to be able to apologize when you do something wrong. More often than not, a simple sorry is enough to make amends and can be a start of a new friendship. Donโt you just love how quickly kids go from enemies to friends?


6. โI am a lawyer, my son told me he had to tell me something, but first wanted me to sign this.โ
They donโt say: โit runs in the familyโ for nothing. Weโre certain of one thing: nobody is ever going to think of double-crossing this kid!


7. An apology letter with a twist
This parent has asked their daughter to write an apology letter but it didnโt turn out as planned. Kids really know how to upset their parents in just a few words.



8. Witch, hunter, garbage man are all good careers
When we begin entering adulthood it becomes tough to choose the right career path that fits our skills and talents. However, kids donโt have that problem. They know exactly what they want. Who hasnโt dreamed of being a garbage man or a witch at least once during childhood?


9. When reality hits you
While itโs sad to read this, it can be sobering at the same time. Kids have a real knack for expressing the complex truth behind adult relationships succinctly.


10. Eat your ice cream before itโs too late
Life can be so simple if you know how to find pleasure in simple things. Those little things that make us happy, like eating ice cream. So make sure you eat your desert and enjoy life to the fullest!


11. I wanted a puppy but a baby brother would do too
Itโs kind of hard not to mistake God for a Santa when youโre a kid. Both can make your wishes come true so it can be real hard to spot the difference. But more often than not you get more than you bargained for, like in Joyceโs case.


12. Not a cheese lover
This confusing letter was written by a teacher on the behalf of a 3-year-old daughter who was fed up with cheese in her lunch and wanted to make them quite clear to her mom. Letโs hope she obliged and rid her girlโs lunch box of smelly cheese.


13. Hunger games
We canโt be sure of whatโs going on here but itโs pretty cute nevertheless. The world is not going to end if your kid skips dinner one evening, right?


14. Say stop to war, killing, and Justin Bieber
Havenโt we all wished for a world without wars, hunger, and inequality? Or a world in which Justin Biber would just go away? One can always dream.


15. Love is complicated
Nothing compares to having your kid tell you how much they love you. But it can be a bit underhwelming when the word โsometimesโ stands right next to โI love youโ. Who are we to judge, anyway. Love can be quite confusing.
16. I saved the best for last
A letter like this can always lift up your spirits! You better watch out though, for the envelope contains a little surprise.


17. Sorry for not being sorry
You want to say sorry but donโt know how or even if you really feel sorry at all! Weโve all been there so we know how Liam feels. Itโs probably better not to make kids say theyโre sorry and just let them decide whenโs the best moment to do so.


18. A wise man once sad: donโt talk on the phone with too many friends
This note deserves to be quoted by future generations, as it demonstrates than you donโt need to be old and gray to be wise. Perhaps more importatly, it shows that it doesnโt matter how many friends you have, so long as you value them. Or just that you canโt have the time for all of them.


19. Save it for a rainy day
Sooner or later all kids enter into rebellios phase when they just want to oppose their folks, no matter what. And why do we need moms to tell us to have a great day when we donโt want it?


20. Youโre the only I care about when thereโs no chicken
The secret to success is to get your priorities straight. Like the kid who wrote this note.


21. Blackmail
Unconditional love between a parent and a child goes out of the window when you make your kid clean their room. They may do it but theyโll hate you for it.


22. Homeworks donโt have to be boring
Homework should stimulate childrenโs creativity in order to develop their skills better and enable them to discover their talents. Right? It worked perfectly for this kid, as a vent at least.


23. Always eat your vegetables
Getting kids to eat vegetables can sometimes be a real art. Still, it seems this 5-year-oldโs parents donโt have that problem, when he doesnโt eat off the floor, that is.


24. Moms are not interesting if theyโre regular
This kid is definitively onto something here. Being regular isnโt very interesting, is it? Thatโs why itโs regular. He should learn, however, that there can hardly be a job more interesting than being a mom.


25. Life priorities
Someoneโs has been watching a little too much Game of Thrones. This kidโs priorities do make sense, however. But only in the Game of Thrones universe.


26. Parents are so mean
Nobody likes being accused of something they didnโt do. Kids are no exception. Madyson didnโt take kindly to being accused of farting during a Christmas celebrtation and gave her family this note after they told her to say โexcuse meโ.


27. A marriage that wasnโt meant to be
Seriously, why are boys so mean? How rude is it not to talk to your date 3 months after you asked her out? We know that marriage between the two is now out of the question but thereโs still hope for Shawn if he gets it together like recommended.


28. My dad is the bestโฆ [censored]
What dad wouldnโt be embarassed to see a drawing like this one in his kidโs notebook? Well, the image speaks for itself so weโll stop commenting on it.


29. A grateful sonโs note to his mom
Just because something is too obvious doesnโt mean we should be afraid to say it out loud and kids know that better than us adults. Brendanโs mom will be pleased to read this.


30. Like father like son
Hereโs why we should never emulate our parents, no matter how much we love them. Otherwise, we may end up like this kid.


31. Get our of my hair dad
Dads donโt be so mean and try to listen to your daughters wishes when doing their hair or you risk breaking their heart. After all, it matters what they want, not you, and girls are very sensitive about their hair.


32. Another creative homework assignment
Homeworks donโt have to be boring, do they? With a little bit of creativity, they can actually be fun. This little girl added a little color to a routine homework assignment but she probably watched too much TV.


33. Calories management
Weโd all do well to drop a few pounds and sometimes we need a reminder that itโs time to start eat healthy. Like Eric and his mom.


34. Problem solving at its finest
Kids donโt like to complicate things too much like we adults do all the time. Doing math is as simple as putting two numbers in your head and BAMM, magic happens.


35. Love is blind
Being loved more than a cow may not be a flattering comparison but itโs still heartwarming to realize how much your kids love you. After all, love is blind.


36. Logical thinking for beginners
The kid who wrote this has no troubles with logic. Quite the contrary, he is as straightforward and logical as one can get. We applaud the kidโs attitude, even though he felt angry for being assigned with homework, he still did it.


37. Revenge is a dish best served cold
There comes a moment when it becomes impossible to tolerate the neighbourโs dog pooping in your yard. Thanks to this kid, now you know how to deal with it.


38. Sleeping with the wolves
Teaching kids that their actions have consequences should be one of the most important tasks of any parent. It didnโt turn out so well in the case of this girl and her dad.


39. Dogs are so cool that I want to become one when I grow up
Are you a dog person or a cat person? This kindergartner has made up his mind long ago.


40. To share or not to share, that is the question
Everything is so much better when we share with others. Thatโs just one of important lifeโs lesson this kid is yet to learn.


41. A spare boyfriend
Ouch. Kyle must have felt pretty crushed when he read this one. He had his first glimpse of how complicated relationships (and girls) can be. Letโs hope it wonโt discourage him from trying to find true love somewhere out there.


42. Iโm a freeloader and Iโm proud of it
Back in the good old times, kids were selling lemonade on the streets, not only to earn a couple of bucks, but also to acquire proper work ethic that would be of great value to them in the future. Those times are long gone, however. Who buys lemonade these days anyway?


43. Stress relief for beginners
Everyone deals with stress in their own way but some people have better stress managing techniques than others and this kid and his family are one of them. We should definitively learn from them.


44. Sleep to see the other day
Watching too much spy and action moves can have a weird effect on children, to the point when they come up with some very strange ideas. Luckily, everything ended well here but her folks should be careful not to push Catherineโs buttons.


45. Babysitting is more dangerous than it seems
If the note a boy wrote to his babysitter failed to get his point across, the drawing of the axe and the severed head certainly hadnโt. No one knows how Valerie herself felt looking at this note but her babysitting days are probably over.


46. Donโt drink wine while your kid is hanging around
This little girlโs assignment was to write a sentence about a family member and draw a picture about it. Now we can all be pretty sure that parents canโt hide anything from their kids, even when they try to.


47. Now and forever until I will be back
Kids rarely decide to run away from home for no reason but we donโt know what caused Emily to write such a melodramatic note to her parents. Interestingly enough, Emily is now a high school English teacher and probably has no problem with spelling โsleepingโ anymore.


48. Thatโs one smart kid
Weโll never ceased to be amazed by sobriety kids can show when we least expect if from them. We could learn a lot from the kid who wrote this note.


49. Consequences
If you want something badly enough, youโll do everything to make it happen. Even if it means imtimidating Santa into bringing you a pony for Christmas.


50. Larryโs sermon
Cain and Abel werenโt exactly on best terms and even worse, they shared a room and we all know how that ended. When everyone has their own room, brotherly love can flourish in peace.


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