The world doesn’t revolve around you or me. In fact, it revolves around the sun!
Some people are born with silver spoons in their mouths. Others are so delusional, they honestly don’t know when they’re completely out of whack with their desires and complaints.
Fortunately, narcissism and entitlement lend themselves well to hilarity.
If you’re looking for a laugh, check out these 45 hilarious cases of entitlement gone wrong. As they say, beggars can’t be choosers!
1. Huffington Post
If you’re given lemons in life, you gotta turn them into lemonade! The Huffington Post is a globally popular organization and what should be an amazing platform for writers. Sometimes you just have to take the opportunity!
2. Free commission
Some people treat artists like nothing! It’s an honor for you? Wow, that’s insulting! The artist can simply refuse. If it’s so easy, just do it yourself.
3. Don’t waste my time
Beggars can’t be choosers, they say. I’m certain this is less effective for turning a “profit.” This is a novel attempt… but those tactics should be revised.
4. Retail theft
Some offenses make it harder to get a job. Sometimes you shoot your shot until you get exactly what you want. I wonder if he’s just leveraging his new job into another position? Smart.
5. Free armchair
If it’s something you need and it’s free, you take it with no questions asked. Jim’s going a little too far. The seller knows exactly what he’s doing.
6. Tattoos
You have to pay for quality. When you’re getting something that lasts a lifetime, that $50 can go a long way. If you want less, you can pay less. But sometimes that could lead to lower quality products and services.
7. Tiffany
I will admit that he made a mistake by keeping the receipt in the bag! But with that said, she just got a brand new bag! Tiffany bags are still Tiffany bags! Her reaction is distasteful.
8. Post Malone
Sometimes a little lie can help you get your way. You see, her friend used to be deaf before she envisioned the magic of Post Malone. Now, she needs some free tickets. Unfortunately, I’m not sure this method will work!
9. Password, please
If you’ve hacked into someone’s account, you might as well get to know them. Hacking isn’t easy. Sometimes you get locked out of the victim account. Other times, you try to make things easy for yourself…
10. Downtown
Need to slide downtown? When you don’t have any bargaining power, you can’t really make demands! I hope this person eventually found a ride… Shoutout to the responder.
11. Riding mower
This has to be a troll. I guess you miss every shot you don’t take! Imiagine if the other person accepted that trade!
12. Free floss
There’s something to be said about a lack of respect for paying artists. But when you’re given a great opportunity to show off your stuff, you might have to take it for exposure! Some of these embroidered quips are pretty hilarious.
13. Resume
The art of the resume is a science. Unfortunately, some people aren’t trained in the art of persuasion. Entitlement can even neuter your job prospects!
14. Chasing love
We’re all chasing love, right? Some people are completely delusional. This is what happiness when confidence turns to cockiness gone awry.
15. Korean BBQ
Mouth-watering Korean BBQ can drive people nuts. Some people need to check their demands! But when Korean BBQ is in question it’s understandable.
16. Lite beer
Terry is a chill dude. He appreciates the simple things and understands gestures of kindness. LeighA doesn’t seem all that cool.
17. The art of the deal
Bargaining takes some serious chops. Sometimes you have to play hardball! Always try to get the optimal value for anything you’re selling!
18. Greyhound
Some people prefer to fly, while others take the greyhound. If you can’t afford a flight, there are clearly other alternatives. Flying is definitely faster, but it’s way more expensive than the bus!
19. Lenovo laptop
The bargaining started with the classic undersell. But they just didn’t see eye to eye on the purchase. I like the snarky comment at the end. The nerve of some people!
20. Financial miracle
Beggars can’t be choosers, as they say (again). A financial miracle, you say? Shoutout to the commenter. I don’t know if they’re gonna get the miracle they were looking for.
21. Tip
Certain services – in American society – are tipped, sometimes even based on merit. On the other side, most services that demand tips are generally underpaid, sometimes even below state minimum wages. Employers should pay their employees!
22. Violin needed
Learning the violin is tough, especially for a child! But the lifelong rewards are unquantifiable. But if you get a free violin and don’t want to use it, definitely give it back!
23. Good grades
Everyone wants good grades. Some people will do everything for a good grade, except the work. Leeches can be annoying! Every member of the group should contribute in whatever way they can!
24. $50
Some people just don’t understand. If the price has been marked down from $155 to $50, don’t overdo it! Spending some of that money elsewhere after admitting to having it is somewhat disrespectful.
25. Netflix
Have you paid your Netflix account yet? Make sure to pay the account so I can keep leeching off you inconspicuously. Why are you a tit? That might be the question of the night.
26. Cheaper parts online
You can theoretically find anything on the internet. But you’re not going to find cheaper, used parts than some reliable hardware stores. And if you mention that you can, that’s an additional fee!
27. $6
When someone gives you money, you can’t demand for more! Well, it’s not cool, at the very least. I guess some people will test their luck for a quick buck.
28. Babysitter
I wouldn’t even trust someone that I don’t know to hang out with my kid without an actual motive. Who’s to say they’ll even care or stick around? Sometimes payments are necessary to ensure quality.
29. Wedding party
The nerve of this couple! Their wedding party probably isn’t even that awesome. I’m not sure how many quests they’ll have… This reads more like a list of demands!
30. Engagement photographer
Even if you’re getting art from a friend, you should still pay them! Any specialized service should definitely be paid for, depending on the circumstance. Friends absolutely perform favors for other friends – like pay them for certain services!
31. Christmas dinner
Some people don’t appreciate a good gesture. They go in with high expectations and then are disappointed when things aren’t exactly what they envisioned. Well, get over it and enjoy what you’ve got!
32. Christmas kids
It’s hard to be a single mother around the holidays. But it’s not hard to be a decent person! That last line is both hilarious and harsh.
33. Drone
I don’t think giving a seven-year-old a drone is the best idea. It sounds good, but it doesn’t seem like a smart call. Maybe there’s a cheaper, safer alternative for kiddo’s Christmas.
34. Marilyn Manson
Why wouldn’t anybody give you money? Especially when you don’t need it? This response reeks of entitlement.
35. San Diego
Who just asks random people for money? A steady income is way better than a single payment of $200, anyway! Fortunately, the responder knew what to do.
36. PS4
This is a bold attempt at getting a gaming console. I guess it’s worth a social media post? It’s probably just a waste of time…
37. Unpaid full-time job
Unpaid internships aren’t all that uncommon. But unpaid full-time jobs? How can you even work full-time and not get paid? How do you pay for your needs?
38. Moving services
$5 an hour is less than minimum wage! That’s an egregious suggestion. I would be offended. I hope his Dad doesn’t throw out his back!
39. Free stuff
If you’re looking for free stuff, you can’t be picky! A new sofa sounds nice, but color specifications are hard to meet sometimes. As The Rolling Stones once said, “You can’t always get what you want.”
40. Mr. Grinch
Some people expect things to always go their way. Delsuion can yield absurd questions and complaints. Drones aren’t exactly cheap! You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
41. Panhandling
I seriously doubt he makes more money than those employees. He was gifted a golden opportunity and turned it down! His hubris and entitlement got the best of him. I wonder if he’s from the Florida panhandle.
42. Inconvenience fee
Some people are steeped in their own entitlement – as if the world owes them something. What’s this nonsense about an inconvenience fee? There’s no way that would ever work. The last line was harsh, but perhaps necessary!
43. Computer help
Help isn’t cheap sometimes. Nobody wants to do your work for you. And nobody will take kindly to entitled attitudes.
44. Do it yourself
Seriously, go make your own art! Great art is so much harder to make than most realize. Like with most things, it takes serious skill to be good. The same holds true for painting and producing music! And if it’s easy, then just do it yourself.
45. That one friend
Those “friends” that only talk to you when they need something are the worst. That response about cigarettes has to burn… That last text was pretty rude, too!
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