The world doesnโt revolve around you or me. In fact, it revolves around the sun!
Some people are born with silver spoons in their mouths. Others are so delusional, they honestly donโt know when theyโre completely out of whack with their desires and complaints.
Fortunately, narcissism and entitlement lend themselves well to hilarity.
If youโre looking for a laugh, check out these 45 hilarious cases of entitlement gone wrong. As they say, beggars canโt be choosers!



1. Huffington Post
If youโre given lemons in life, you gotta turn them into lemonade! The Huffington Post is a globally popular organization and what should be an amazing platform for writers. Sometimes you just have to take the opportunity!


2. Free commission
Some people treat artists like nothing! Itโs an honor for you? Wow, thatโs insulting! The artist can simply refuse. If itโs so easy, just do it yourself.


3. Donโt waste my time
Beggars canโt be choosers, they say. Iโm certain this is less effective for turning a โprofit.โ This is a novel attemptโฆ but those tactics should be revised.



4. Retail theft
Some offenses make it harder to get a job. Sometimes you shoot your shot until you get exactly what you want. I wonder if heโs just leveraging his new job into another position? Smart.


5. Free armchair
If itโs something you need and itโs free, you take it with no questions asked. Jimโs going a little too far. The seller knows exactly what heโs doing.


6. Tattoos
You have to pay for quality. When youโre getting something that lasts a lifetime, that $50 can go a long way. If you want less, you can pay less. But sometimes that could lead to lower quality products and services.


7. Tiffany
I will admit that he made a mistake by keeping the receipt in the bag! But with that said, she just got a brand new bag! Tiffany bags are still Tiffany bags! Her reaction is distasteful.


8. Post Malone
Sometimes a little lie can help you get your way. You see, her friend used to be deaf before she envisioned the magic of Post Malone. Now, she needs some free tickets. Unfortunately, Iโm not sure this method will work!


9. Password, please
If youโve hacked into someoneโs account, you might as well get to know them. Hacking isnโt easy. Sometimes you get locked out of the victim account. Other times, you try to make things easy for yourselfโฆ


10. Downtown
Need to slide downtown? When you donโt have any bargaining power, you canโt really make demands! I hope this person eventually found a rideโฆ Shoutout to the responder.


11. Riding mower
This has to be a troll. I guess you miss every shot you donโt take! Imiagine if the other person accepted that trade!


12. Free floss
Thereโs something to be said about a lack of respect for paying artists. But when youโre given a great opportunity to show off your stuff, you might have to take it for exposure! Some of these embroidered quips are pretty hilarious.


13. Resume
The art of the resume is a science. Unfortunately, some people arenโt trained in the art of persuasion. Entitlement can even neuter your job prospects!


14. Chasing love
Weโre all chasing love, right? Some people are completely delusional. This is what happiness when confidence turns to cockiness gone awry.


15. Korean BBQ
Mouth-watering Korean BBQ can drive people nuts. Some people need to check their demands! But when Korean BBQ is in question itโs understandable.


16. Lite beer
Terry is a chill dude. He appreciates the simple things and understands gestures of kindness. LeighA doesnโt seem all that cool.


17. The art of the deal
Bargaining takes some serious chops. Sometimes you have to play hardball! Always try to get the optimal value for anything youโre selling!


18. Greyhound
Some people prefer to fly, while others take the greyhound. If you canโt afford a flight, there are clearly other alternatives. Flying is definitely faster, but itโs way more expensive than the bus!


19. Lenovo laptop
The bargaining started with the classic undersell. But they just didnโt see eye to eye on the purchase. I like the snarky comment at the end. The nerve of some people!


20. Financial miracle
Beggars canโt be choosers, as they say (again). A financial miracle, you say? Shoutout to the commenter. I donโt know if theyโre gonna get the miracle they were looking for.


21. Tip
Certain services โ in American society โ are tipped, sometimes even based on merit. On the other side, most services that demand tips are generally underpaid, sometimes even below state minimum wages. Employers should pay their employees!


22. Violin needed
Learning the violin is tough, especially for a child! But the lifelong rewards are unquantifiable. But if you get a free violin and donโt want to use it, definitely give it back!


23. Good grades
Everyone wants good grades. Some people will do everything for a good grade, except the work. Leeches can be annoying! Every member of the group should contribute in whatever way they can!


24. $50
Some people just donโt understand. If the price has been marked down from $155 to $50, donโt overdo it! Spending some of that money elsewhere after admitting to having it is somewhat disrespectful.


25. Netflix
Have you paid your Netflix account yet? Make sure to pay the account so I can keep leeching off you inconspicuously. Why are you a tit? That might be the question of the night.


26. Cheaper parts online
You can theoretically find anything on the internet. But youโre not going to find cheaper, used parts than some reliable hardware stores. And if you mention that you can, thatโs an additional fee!


27. $6
When someone gives you money, you canโt demand for more! Well, itโs not cool, at the very least. I guess some people will test their luck for a quick buck.


28. Babysitter
I wouldnโt even trust someone that I donโt know to hang out with my kid without an actual motive. Whoโs to say theyโll even care or stick around? Sometimes payments are necessary to ensure quality.


29. Wedding party
The nerve of this couple! Their wedding party probably isnโt even that awesome. Iโm not sure how many quests theyโll haveโฆ This reads more like a list of demands!


30. Engagement photographer
Even if youโre getting art from a friend, you should still pay them! Any specialized service should definitely be paid for, depending on the circumstance. Friends absolutely perform favors for other friends โ like pay them for certain services!


31. Christmas dinner
Some people donโt appreciate a good gesture. They go in with high expectations and then are disappointed when things arenโt exactly what they envisioned. Well, get over it and enjoy what youโve got!


32. Christmas kids
Itโs hard to be a single mother around the holidays. But itโs not hard to be a decent person! That last line is both hilarious and harsh.


33. Drone
I donโt think giving a seven-year-old a drone is the best idea. It sounds good, but it doesnโt seem like a smart call. Maybe thereโs a cheaper, safer alternative for kiddoโs Christmas.



34. Marilyn Manson
Why wouldnโt anybody give you money? Especially when you donโt need it? This response reeks of entitlement.


35. San Diego
Who just asks random people for money? A steady income is way better than a single payment of $200, anyway! Fortunately, the responder knew what to do.


36. PS4
This is a bold attempt at getting a gaming console. I guess itโs worth a social media post? Itโs probably just a waste of timeโฆ


37. Unpaid full-time job
Unpaid internships arenโt all that uncommon. But unpaid full-time jobs? How can you even work full-time and not get paid? How do you pay for your needs?


38. Moving services
$5 an hour is less than minimum wage! Thatโs an egregious suggestion. I would be offended. I hope his Dad doesnโt throw out his back!


39. Free stuff
If youโre looking for free stuff, you canโt be picky! A new sofa sounds nice, but color specifications are hard to meet sometimes. As The Rolling Stones once said, โYou canโt always get what you want.โ


40. Mr. Grinch
Some people expect things to always go their way. Delsuion can yield absurd questions and complaints. Drones arenโt exactly cheap! Youโre a mean one, Mr. Grinch.



41. Panhandling
I seriously doubt he makes more money than those employees. He was gifted a golden opportunity and turned it down! His hubris and entitlement got the best of him. I wonder if heโs from the Florida panhandle.


42. Inconvenience fee
Some people are steeped in their own entitlement โ as if the world owes them something. Whatโs this nonsense about an inconvenience fee? Thereโs no way that would ever work. The last line was harsh, but perhaps necessary!


43. Computer help
Help isnโt cheap sometimes. Nobody wants to do your work for you. And nobody will take kindly to entitled attitudes.


44. Do it yourself
Seriously, go make your own art! Great art is so much harder to make than most realize. Like with most things, it takes serious skill to be good. The same holds true for painting and producing music! And if itโs easy, then just do it yourself.


45. That one friend
Those โfriendsโ that only talk to you when they need something are the worst. That response about cigarettes has to burnโฆ That last text was pretty rude, too!


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