45 cats with very bad manners

We love our furry felines, but there’s no denying that they play by their own rules – and those rules aren’t always convenient for us (or other animals in our homes).

They sit where they want, steal what they want, and knock only the heaviest objects onto the floor, usually while staring us straight in the eye.

Let’s face it, they’re the boss. And sometime’s bosses are jerks.

Just take a look at these frisky little felines:

1. That face!

Where else are you going to sit, right? This kitten has a fav spot—it just happens to be on top of his older brother.

2. Look at this, mom!

I know you bought that new bed for me. You told me! But that thing won’t let me sleep on it. Do something!

3. Not your birthday

I wonder if there is something really tasty in that particular package. Regardless, not her BD and not her presents.

4. Back off!

Are you really testy in the morning? I am. I think I would have a problem if I had to fight my cat for my coffee.

5. They told you they weren’t real

How many parents have had to assure their kids there were no monsters under the bed? I think they would be hard to convince if they saw this.

6. Don’t mind me

I wonder how many times that cat had a paw closed in the door before the sign went up. And how many times after the sign went up.

7. You should have shared

You wouldn’t give me a bite of what you’re having, so this is what happens. I make it impossible for you to eat or drink anything else.

8. Shower time

There’s nothing like a soothing, long hot shower. Until this madness starts, and your cat scares the life out of you. At least it doesn’t have a knife.

9. Let us sleep!

So, your cat has kept you awake, so you finally get up and close it out in the hall. Then the diabolical creature starts pulling the door stop back.

10. What the…?

Why are there puddles of water in front of the ice maker every morning? No, it isn’t malfunctioning. The cats are having some fun.

11. Somewhere in the neighborhood…

Someone lost a sausage. We can only hope it wasn’t still on the BBQ when this shameless heist took place.

12. The dog will never know

The dog will most certainly know that his food has been used as a litter box. The question is, did the cat do this on purpose?

13. Fine!

You don’t want me to sit on your lap, so I will teach you. I turn my back on you and will never look at you again.

14. He thinks he has a solution

How many pictures have we seen since work from home began of cats sitting on keyboards? This guy may have the answer—until his monitor topples over.

15. Hours wasted

After spending 3 hours on this heated outdoor house, the cat won’t even go in it. And frankly, he doesn’t look too happy about it.

16. Singing in the rain

Okay, singing in the shower. This guy has discovered the awesome acoustics of the shower stall. And he starts singing at 4 am until everyone is up.

17. That will teach you

Was it their singing? These people are on a road trip. They got out of the car on the side of the highway to switch drivers, and as soon as they got out, the cat stood on the lock and locked them out.

18. Can no one read in peace?

What is it with cats? It seems that whether you are animate or inanimate, they won’t leave you alone when you try to read.

19. Hey! I’m down here.

This cat loves his dad. His dad loves his wife. That cat gets jealous when dad pays attention to his wife and bites him.

20. Can’t you see I’m busy

You are not allowed to work. You are not allowed to play. You most certainly can’t weave. I must have your attention whenever I want it.

21. False reasoning

The cat removed the bookmark from the book its human was reading, thinking they will now abandon the book and pay more attention to it. No, now the human has to start from the beginning again.

22. I’ll show you

It’s a bit hard to see the dog in the crate, but there is one there. And it growled at the cat each time the cat walked by. So now the cat is torturing it.

23. Your stepbrother?

Jumping to the ground is just too much work, and I’m special. I’ll just step down onto his head. A much softer landing.

24. Firestarter

I think the owner of this cat has cause to worry. It steals all the lighters it sees. What evil plan is it hatching?

25. Flossing

As mom sews it makes it so easy for me to run the thread through my teeth. Of course, mom is upset about her wet thread, but oh well.

26. I choose her

But, I don’t feel her breathing back there. Oh! She’s allergic. Hah! In a room full of non-allergic people I choose the one that needs to hold her breath around me. Go figure.

27. Just my size

I don’t care if this is expensive. It doesn’t care if you want to use it. It’s warm and it fits just right. And I’m getting some awesome selfies.

28. Own it

They are always calling me an asshole. I don’t know that I really deserve it—okay, yes I do. And I will own it, and take my rightful place.

29. I love my dad

And I really hate it when he leaves for work because sometimes he’s gone so long. So this time I went with him.

30. Walk, walk, walk!

I wanna go for a walk. Okay, okay, we’ll go for a walk. Nah, I really didn’t want to. I’ll just rest right here.

31. Tasty toes?

I don’t know if this is a gesture of love or a gesture of hate. Look at the eyes. Pure intent there.

32. Testing, testing

Don’t you love it when your pets test you? This one knows it’s not allowed on the table. Between the look and the paw, it knows what it’s doing.

33. Are buttons the enemy?

Because this cat has one goal in mind. Rip all the buttons of that shirt. Hope the owner owns a needle and thread.

34. Some things don’t change

These are Roman roof tiles from the 2nd century. Cats have always been jerks.

35. What do you think?

Have I lost some weight? My thighs are much thinner, right? I’ve been working out and dieting.

36. No way!

I’m not sitting on that ledge. I don’t care if you did make it for me. I know you are lacking in qualifications, and I’m not taking any chances.

37. This will teach you

I know it was the last roll of TP left in civilization. But you slept in and I missed breakfast. Life is cruel, isn’t it?

38. Comfy

This place is too crowded. There is literally no clear space for me to sit. Except this one cushy spot.

39. Pay attention to me!

Whatever you are watching, it can not be more important than I am. But in case you misunderstand, I will stand right here.

40. I have a problem with these

Why aren’t these in a drawer? I think that will be better. Let me put them all on the floor first, though.

41. The worst coworker

Sure, it’s great to have your furry friend around, but not if you’re trying to get something done. And if that thing involves a pen, well, good luck!

42. Look what I bought for you!

Your hooman spent some of their hard-earned cash for this plush window seat. You want no part of it all. Jerk.

43. Oh, oh

Somewhere, someone is running around looking for their keys. This cat just came home from an evening out with them.

44. Merry Christmas!

Or so they thought. The cat had a different idea. They bought the tree, decorated the tree, and the tree lasted 12 hours before it was brought down.

45. Ouch!

Cats will definitely let you know when they are unhappy with you. This one’s human dared to give it a flea bath and it wasn’t happy about it.

Please SHARE this with your friends and family.

Source: Reddit – r/CatsAreAssholes, Reddit – r/CatsBeingJerks