Setting up signages are important for businesses. They offer a great way to get people’s attention and to communicate important information about the business, like an upcoming sale or a new item. You can also use signages to tell your customers about certain policies you implement in your shop or to tell them about your operating hours.
Despite how critical signages are, there are still people who fail to come up with the right business signages. These 41 photos prove that.
1. Case closed
Looks like everyone’s search ends here. The elusive G-spot has finally been spotted.
2. When your local barber is a fan of action-thriller films
Who can forget Harrison Ford in Air Force One? Well, not this barber. He’s got a barber shop named after the 1997 film.
3. Very catchy
To succeed in any business, you need to make sure you stand out. This business looks like it won’t have a hard time doing that.
4. This sign gives false hope
For those who want to see topless bartenders and get free beers, this isn’t the place for you. Get them somewhere else.
5. It’s always open, right?
Basically, this sign just means that the pool is open 24 hours. It doesn’t matter whether you’re younger or older than 18 years old. Mmm, right?
7. The salon you never knew existed
Admit it or not, your ass hair needs some grooming, too. And for that, we found just the right salon for you.
7. As if the sign wasn’t enough
This shop owner wanted to make sure you full understand the name of his business. He even drew an illustration for you.
8. Here’s an excellent pick up line
Is that “me and you” or “me in you”? Well, the answer would probably depend on you.
9. Just come in
Changing the signs often isn’t that easy. Apart from coming up with really nice ideas, you also have to put them up under the heat of the sun which is quite unsafe.
10. Always be clear with your signs
When you’re making any sign, make sure that you’re sending the right message. Any wrong grammar or missing punctuation mark can end up with situations like this.
11. A clever way of pointing you towards the right door
This sign is quite clever. Instead of telling you straight to use the other door, it makes you “try” out the wrong one first.
12. Every shop needs this
Even if you don’t have any man shitting next to your shop, you should still consider hanging this sign. Your customers would definitely find this sign hilarious.
13. What happened with the bear?
The news that the shop is now pet-friendly is great. But what happened with the bear?
14. When your ice cream has anxiety
You can freely choose the flavor you want, but you should never tap on the glass. The ice cream might end up screaming.
15. Attention, please
While this is great for the said groups of people, what about the others? Where would they pee?
16. Translation gone wrong
It’s hard to determine what’s actually wrong with this sign. Is it the translation or the impression that 3 Americans can weigh as much as 10 people from the area?
17. No words needed
Even without any text, this warning is pretty threatening. Well, not for someone who actually wants to get famous on YouTube.
18. No smoking
As a dog owner, the last thing you want to happen is for your dog to get into the bad habit of smoking. Good thing that this shop doesn’t tolerate it.
19. For your shopping convenience
Not all retail stores allow haggling. And if you’re thinking of doing it inside this shop- it’s already been done for you.
20. Looking for Abby
Abby, are you alright? Seriously, people are lining up to see you at work.
21. What about Joe?
Looks like Abby isn’t the only famous person at work. Joe is quite famous, too- but probably for the wrong reasons.
22. Sounds too harsh
So, is that a threat or a promise? Well, that depends on who you ask.
23. Only for trains
Well, unless you are Thomas the Tank Engine, you’re not allowed to stay on the tracks. Seriously, just stay off the tracks.
24. Only one person per day
What about the day after tomorrow? Or the day after that?
25. Old plumbing
It doesn’t matter how you do it, but only the thinnest turd is allowed to go through those pipes. Flushing a single turd at a time might work, too.
26. A good reminder of how a door is supposed to work
Well, if opening doors is that easy, why would you need a locksmith for then?
27. How much?
Not sure what’s included in the menu. However, judging from the cars lining up, it must be pretty good.
28. A dream gym
This is everyone’s dream gym. Imagine, you just drive through and you’ll be fit right away.
29. The clever life insurance agent
Unless you reject your humanity, you should consider getting a life insurance.
30. This will make you think
You don’t always get to see alligators high on hallucinogens. This makes the sign’s back story seem quite interesting.
31. Congrats!
Reading this can make you momentarily forget how to actually spell it. Is it congratulatchions or congratyoulayseans?
32. Think twice before laughing at your wife
Here’s a good reminder of why you shouldn’t make fun of your wife’s choices. Her list includes you.
33. Too much spam
The spam isn’t the only issue. They take sausages to arrive, too.
34. The list of things you shouldn’t flush
This list is pretty accurate. Make sure to apply it to all toilets.
35. Want a funnel cake?
These cakes aren’t selling well. Looking at the sign, you probably know why.
36. Terms and conditions
37. Wait, now what’s free here?
38. Sign guy favorites
39. Procrastination at its finest
40. Isn’t that the truth?
41. Mayo Neighs
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