Looks like everyone’s search ends here. The elusive G-spot has finally been spotted.

Who can forget Harrison Ford in Air Force One? Well, not this barber. He’s got a barber shop named after the 1997 film.

To succeed in any business, you need to make sure you stand out. This business looks like it won’t have a hard time doing that.

For those who want to see topless bartenders and get free beers, this isn’t the place for you. Get them somewhere else.

Basically, this sign just means that the pool is open 24 hours. It doesn’t matter whether you’re younger or older than 18 years old. Mmm, right?

Admit it or not, your ass hair needs some grooming, too. And for that, we found just the right salon for you.

This shop owner wanted to make sure you full understand the name of his business. He even drew an illustration for you.

Is that “me and you” or “me in you”? Well, the answer would probably depend on you.

Changing the signs often isn’t that easy. Apart from coming up with really nice ideas, you also have to put them up under the heat of the sun which is quite unsafe.

When you’re making any sign, make sure that you’re sending the right message. Any wrong grammar or missing punctuation mark can end up with situations like this.

This sign is quite clever. Instead of telling you straight to use the other door, it makes you “try” out the wrong one first.

Even if you don’t have any man shitting next to your shop, you should still consider hanging this sign. Your customers would definitely find this sign hilarious.

The news that the shop is now pet-friendly is great. But what happened with the bear?

You can freely choose the flavor you want, but you should never tap on the glass. The ice cream might end up screaming.

While this is great for the said groups of people, what about the others? Where would they pee?

It’s hard to determine what’s actually wrong with this sign. Is it the translation or the impression that 3 Americans can weigh as much as 10 people from the area?

Even without any text, this warning is pretty threatening. Well, not for someone who actually wants to get famous on YouTube.

As a dog owner, the last thing you want to happen is for your dog to get into the bad habit of smoking. Good thing that this shop doesn’t tolerate it.

Not all retail stores allow haggling. And if you’re thinking of doing it inside this shop- it’s already been done for you.

Abby, are you alright? Seriously, people are lining up to see you at work.

Looks like Abby isn’t the only famous person at work. Joe is quite famous, too- but probably for the wrong reasons.

So, is that a threat or a promise? Well, that depends on who you ask.

Well, unless you are Thomas the Tank Engine, you’re not allowed to stay on the tracks. Seriously, just stay off the tracks.

What about the day after tomorrow? Or the day after that?

It doesn’t matter how you do it, but only the thinnest turd is allowed to go through those pipes. Flushing a single turd at a time might work, too.

Well, if opening doors is that easy, why would you need a locksmith for then?

Not sure what’s included in the menu. However, judging from the cars lining up, it must be pretty good.

This is everyone’s dream gym. Imagine, you just drive through and you’ll be fit right away.

Unless you reject your humanity, you should consider getting a life insurance.

You don’t always get to see alligators high on hallucinogens. This makes the sign’s back story seem quite interesting.

Reading this can make you momentarily forget how to actually spell it. Is it congratulatchions or congratyoulayseans?

Here’s a good reminder of why you shouldn’t make fun of your wife’s choices. Her list includes you.

The spam isn’t the only issue. They take sausages to arrive, too.

This list is pretty accurate. Make sure to apply it to all toilets.

These cakes aren’t selling well. Looking at the sign, you probably know why.