Itโs kind of a clichรฉ to have your parents show your friends or partner embarrassing family photos when they come over for the first timeโฆ But there is a good reason for that. Everyone has at least a couple of embarrassing family photos. Whether itโs that time you got that bad bowl cut when you were 8-years-old or that time your speedo-wearing family took that day trip to the beach, everyone, unfortunately, has pictures so that those memories can stay burned in your brain forever.
This Instagram account, @Awkwardfamilyphotos, is dedicated to just that. People from all over submit their craziest family photos and the best ones are chosen and posted on the site. We went through and picked out the funniest ones just for you!
1. Their child is IT
โAs a child, I would dress up as a clown whenever there was a reason to celebrate โ in this case the birth of my younger brother.โ
2. Hey, you got a little somethingโฆ
โโIt was here a minute ago!โ My kid searching for his lost lollipop.โ
3. Is that who we think it is?
Is this someoneโs grandma with Leonardo DiCaprio? Why yesโฆ Yes it is. โMy friends Grandmaโs house. She put a magazine cut out of Leonardo DiCaprio over her late (not so nice) husbandโs face. The 80+ year oldโs version of photoshop.โ
4. Cute or creepy?
โThis is one of my baby pictures. Thatโs me being held by a person in a Dalmatian costume who is also holding an actual Dalmatian. I have begged my parents for a backstory and all my mom will say is, โI donโt know what you are talking about! This photo is brilliant! Iโm brilliant!โ
5. Happy baby
โThe only baby picture I have. Why?โ Because this is the only baby picture you need!
6. This looks like a nightmare though
โWhat started as a joke Fatherโs Day gift picked up from a yard sale became our daughterโs best friend. She strolls him around in her baby stroller, sleeps next to him every night and insists he be tucked in with her.โ
7. Moms were cooler in the 70s
โMy Momโs 1976 Halloween costume sure was classy.โ Classy and cool. They sure donโt make โem like they used to!
8. Uhโฆ Grandma?
Weโre not exactly sure whatโs going on here. Should we be scared of grandma now? Is it staged or did we just walk in on something weird?
9. Goodnight
โThis is my son. Thatโs me next to him. Apparently, enchiladas make you tired.โ
10. Self timer fail
โWe were trying to work the self timer for a family Christmas photo. The timer went off a little sooner than expected.โ
11. Now THATโS an outfit
โThis picture was taken in kindergarten in the post Soviet 90s when it was popular to take different kinds of costumed school photoshoots. I came home and showed my mom the photo and she said, โOh honey, why arenโt you smiling?โ I thought I was smiling!โ
12. Tough kid
โThis is me at my 9th birthday partyโฆ apparently, it was laundry day as well. My best friend hit me in the face with a mini-golf putter at the Dairy Queen. It was an accident. Only two friends and my brother were still around for cake after I got home from the hospital. Really Mom, were there no clean shirts around?โ
13. Coolest kids on the block
โThis is a picture of my breakdancing club. Itโs origins are from Bellerose Queens, NY. Itโs the late 1980s when breakdancing was a thing. If this doesnโt qualify as awkward IDK what does.โ
14. Best fam photo ever
โThe childrenโs school wanted a picture of our family.โ Well, clearly, their family did not want a photo of themselves.
15. Itโs lit
โHereโs a photo from my 3rd birthday in 1980. It was quite the party judging by all that champagne Iโm eyeing.โ Whereโs the ashtray?
16. Sure, sureโฆ
โThis is my daughter posing for a picture at the Cape May Zoo. We had no idea what was behind her.โ
17. Not not awkward
โThis was taken after church one Saturday. My parents look like they donโt want to be there. My Uncle looks like heโs surprised to be there, (which might explain why heโs holding a folder), and me and my brother are just there.โ
18. Mushroom family
โMy mom had the idea to photoshop us all on a โmushroom logโ one year, which required a lot of green screen editing. We sent this out for our Christmas card that year.โ
19. A completely fair reaction
โI took a picture of the moment my two kids realized all the donuts at the party had been eaten while they were off playing on the swings.โ We feel you, kid. We do.
20. Wedding or funeral?
โThis cringeworthy shot was taken at my Uncleโs wedding. Iโm on the far right, then my dad, grandfather, and uncle and for some reason, the photographer had us try to look intimidating. Well, Iโm a photographer now and do a much better job preparing my subjects for a wedding photo.โ
21. Nice mustache
โI asked my dad why he grew it like that he just said that he saw a Led Zeppelin album with old soldiers on it and one of the soldiers had a mustache like that so he just copied them. Needless to say, my mom hated the mustache.โ
22. Almost Disney
โMy mom said my sister and I were going to Disney. It was actually a resort in the neighboring town.โ Close enough!
23. Demon baby
โThis was supposed to be a cute photo of me and my newborn son in 1997.โ Weโre not sure itโs cuteโฆ It seems more scary if anything.
24. Is that young girl smoking a cigarette?
โThis is the celebration of one of my cousinโs first communion. Sandwiches, chips, Pepsi, and cigarettes for everybody. My grandma looking proud in the background. What a wonderful time! Madrid, Spain, late 70s.โ
25. You can have this one for free
โMy buddy Josh and his older sister and brother when they were little guys. Apparently when the photographer saw all the prints from the photo shoot, he gave this one to his mom for free because itโs just so hilarious. He would hide it from me when I went to his house because I would cry from laughing at it so much.โ
26. Traumatizing
โThis is one of my favorite relics of childhood. โฃBottom left: my sister laughing at me bc I kept crying).Bottom right: my aunt.Upper right: my dad equally amused at my TOTALLY RATIONAL FEAR holding clearly traumatized me.Upper left: some friend of my dad (idk his name) who was a state fair clown. โฃโฃIs this a great state or what?โโฃ
27. Worst Halloween ever
โHere is a picture of me and my younger brother on Halloween. My brother got sick and was not allowed to trick or treat. I was able to go and my brother was clearly not happy about it.โ
28. โSTDโ
โMy 14 year old daughter forgot it was school picture day. Normally would have fixed her hair and dressed nice. On this day she wore a Nike shirt that said โJust Do It.โ Good thing for us, her hair covered the rest of the shirt and left STD!โ
29. โWeeneyโ
โMe being an Uber Goth teenage posing next to tombstones unknowingly covering the โSโ in โSweeney.โ Kind of ruined the mood of the photo!โ
30. Passport photo session
โI think this was during a passport photo session in about 1964. Iโm the one crying. My dad had just fussed at us for something because he wanted to get the picture over with, and threatened to take it with me crying. Which he did, and which made me cry even more.โ
31. Unfortunate placement
โThis lovely picture of my daughter in an adorable outfit. Didnโt notice the graffiti on the sidewalk behind her.โ
32. Iโve been expecting you, my prettyโฆ
This was this personโs grandpa when they pulled up into his driveway. We donโt know about you, but if we saw this when we pulled up we would be very scared. Ha!
33. Terrified
โAccording to my mother, my little brother was terrified of the stuffed animal that the photographer was using to attempt to get him to smile.โ
34. This family loves headgear
โWho makes three siblings commemorate their headgear wearing days? My mom, thatโs who! What teenagers agree to have a professional picture taken in said headgears?! My crazy family! Embracing the weird!โ
35. A jort-loving dad
โThis is my Dad prancing around in his cut off jeans. The two older women in the background look generally concerned, and with good reason. Yeah I see where I get my extreme enthusiasm for jorts.โ
36. Epic space week
โIt was 4th grade Space Week, I was really into it, and the class had the opportunity to get extra credit if we wore something that had to do with space. Just wearing a space camp shirt would not suffice so yes, thatโs an aluminum foil space suit complete with grey boots.โ
37. Totally normal
โMy dad in a cow-milking contest before a baseball game, 1977.โ You know, just guys being dudes. A totally normal occurrence.
38. Why is he in a German outfit though
โMy mother decided it was cheaper to pose all of us together with our hobbies. Still trying to figure out why my youngest brother was wearing a German outfit.โ
39. Glamour shot
โMy Mom took me to a Glamour Shots in the mall when I was 11 years old. I walked out as a middle aged woman who wants to speak to the manager. This is framed in my parents living room.โ
40. A 1st birthday to remember
โThis was my first birthday. I picked up all the liquor glasses on the table. Passed out, mom called medic, he made me throw up and they put me on the throne. End of story.โ
Suddenly, our families seem pretty normal.
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