Whether it be fast food or grocery store regrets, these purchase regrets are all too familiar. The people in the following posts really missed the bus on these, but for once, itโs not us. So letโs enjoy a little laugh.
This poor Redditor decided that he would have himself a sandwich for lunch. But as it turns out, he only had enough fixings for one sandwich. At least he had a whole loaf of bread.


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This dude loves sesame seed buns. But would you look at that? He went to Mickey Dโs and his bun had but one sesame seed. Guess they forgot to say the password.


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You may think this is an herb at first glance, but if you look at that nub at the bottom, youโll see that you are sorely mistaken. Itโs a carrot. The poor guy who grew it wanted so much more.


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Letโs just say, this avocado isnโt worth guac! You may be able to get a spoonful of flesh out, but by the time you get the pit out, everything in there will be stuck to it. Major bummer for tacos everywhere.


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Imagine your brad being sliced the wrong way, and I mean that literally. Someone bought a loaf of bread and didnโt notice until afterwards that it was sliced horizontally. Now thatโs a nice sandwich!


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People were freaking out when this guy posted these pictures online. While many were quick to reprimend him for picking too early, he was quick to assure them he knew how to garden. Although half of his plantation did die offโฆ


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This may be the most disappointing of all. How could one not notice their bag of Cheetos was Cheetos-less, we may not understand. But we can understand the pain of getting nothing but a block of cheese dust.


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This one is like every man you see on Tinder. Looking all fine in his profile pic and then bam! He hits you with a Doodlebob! Thereโs no way this is marketed to kids or else thereโs going to be some screaming at the SpongeBob themed birthday party.


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How sad to get an ice cream cone without the cone. It may not be everyoneโs favorite part but it is what makes the coneโฆa cone! What would you do with this? Eat it out of the paper or get a bowl?


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Letโs face it, most people donโt love the yellow Skittles. Nothing wrong with lemon, but without strawberry and grape, it is just lacking. Now that is far from the โfunโ size Skittles we know and love.


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Donโt let anyone ever tell you that youโre not beautiful, you adorable little tomato. Although, it is a good strategy because no one will ever eat you. Canโt you just hear him saying, โhiโ to his new friend.


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Itโs true, they could use really small scoops. But can we just admire whoever decided they had enough time in their life to pick out every raisin out of their box of cereal? Now thatโs some commitment.


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First time using their new bread machine they got for Christmas! Well, thatโs something isnโt it? They may regret that gift pretty soon if they havenโt already. But we must knowโฆhow did it taste?


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Wait, the OP is calling this a burger? I donโt think so. While I canโt read the box, I can see the packaging. Not too shabby. However, what he got was a tomato and sludge sandwich.


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Wait, you can get Kit Kats without the cookie? What a waste of a good wafer. Itโs supposed to break so you can break off a piece of that Kit Kat bar and not share it with friends.


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These poor peeps are missing their peepers! Or at least one of them. Should have called them Cypeeps after all because they are nothing more than cyclops birds at this point.


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This is a pepperoni pizza. Thatโs all. Just one pepperoni pizza coming right up! Remember, next time you order โone pepperoniโ pizza, clarify that you mean one pizza not one pepperoni.


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This is quite puzzling. I bet this guy wishes he would have asked for extra ketchup because what he got was none. But then again, double no ketchup still leaves you without any ketchup.


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There are no words to describe this sad powdered Milky Way. How did it get to this point? Nothing is melted, so is this some sort of science experience or are we making Chocolate Milk-y?


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You just have to be gentle. Or not. Thereโs no way youโre using that lid, buddy. It is 100% spill proof and drink proof. Might as well toss it because nobody has time to take the lid off of a to-go cup.


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They call this passive-agressive employees. Thatโs what the fast food industry is all about. People that do this believe they are underpaidโฆso they do stuff like this. Which is why they are underpaid. Kind of an endless cycle but thereโs no way to stop it.


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Cut it in half? Sure can! Who do you think this Teddy Graham dude is splitting it with, his toddler? That is far from being cut in half. At least cut it in thirds so all the pieces will be even.


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Bored out of his mind, this brave fellow decided to go to McDonaldโs and order an ice cream sandwich. What any normal employee would have done was stuff some ice cream between two cookies. Either that or say that their ice cream machine is broken.


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Thatโs a lot of butter, great. The only catch is that there should be popcorn in there as well. Someone popped their back of popcorn without realizing there were no kernels in the bag. Now thatโs not a very fun movie night.


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This dude swears Burger King took a bite out of his tomato. Itโs possible he staged the whole thing but we have a feeling heโs telling the truth. After all, we wouldnโt put it past a fast food employee after seeing these other fails!


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This Japanese treat is both adorable andโฆthatโs it. Just adorable. What a big load of lies. There should be filling all the way through the sandwich, in case you havenโt noticed. And please stop judging the Japanese choice of sandwich fixings.


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Now this is the worst one yet for one reason and one reason only. Salmonella. That popcorn chicken is completely raw, which is strange considering most fast food chicken comes to the restaurant fully cooked.


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Ruin My Week
Thatโs a lot of mayo. Pretty sure this guy asked for extra mayo but was not expecting that much extra. Maybe he should have specified that he didnโt want his sandwich flooded. Better luck next time!


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What he wanted was a wrap from McDonaldโs. What he got was a giant shell, minimal fillings, all stuffed into a fry box. He would have had better luck making one at home rather than ordering this monstrosity.


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Ruin My Week
Now Iโm not one to shy away from pickles, but this is a tad excessive. Talk about a lot of vinegered cucumbers! Now we know it wasnโt Flats that was stealing all the pickles. It was whoever made this sub.


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Bun, patty, lettuce, tomato- wait, Patrick! Thatโs not right! Yes, another SpongeBob reference to express just how awful this conconction is. The burger man had one job. Get the toppings between the bun! Thatโs all we ask.


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Is there a Subway in prison because this looks like contraband! This dude got sent a knife to his table. Pretty sure that was supposed to be taken out and not wrapped up like a birthday present.


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We donโt even want to ask what that top but is. It isnโt a top bun but it isnโt a bottom but either. Maybe itโs one of those middle buns? Itโs like angel food cake gone wrong, if you ask me. Whatever it is, itโs not what they ordered.


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How many times a day do people order ketchup only? Probably a lot. So how in the world did someone hear โonly ketchup and cheese on my burgerโ and decide to not put a patty. Epic fail once again.


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The worst part about this one is that McDonalds doesnโt have nachos. That means this chip is out of some employeeโs bag. Now that is a yikes waiting to happen. Letโs pretend we didnโt see this and move on.


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Wait, this might be a win. This guy ordered Dominoโs and got sent a metal plate home! I mean, it looks kinda icky at first, but then you realize, hey, now you have something too cook frozen pizzas in. Itโs not deliveryโฆitโs Digornio.


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The worst part about this one is that someone did it on purpose. For a limited time, Dominoโs stuffed crust with hotdogs. Now that was quite a mistake. As you can understand, no one ever ordered it more than once.


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Satchell
Emilyโs mom ordered a cake and she got one. But the thing is, she asked for a โblond girlโ on top and autocorrect gave her a blind girl. Youโd think that the cake makers would have called about that considering they had to write on it as well. Or at least put a little surprise braile on top.


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Indy100
This milkshake isnโt bringing anyone to the yard. Someone actually ordered a milkshake from an unnamed fast food joint and supposedly ended up with this. Now that will leave you scratching your head for days to come.


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Dromos FM
So, supposedly, this is a fried rat from Peru. But youโre not fooling us. We know a rotten sweet potato when we see itโฆright? Please be a yam and not a rodent, please.


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