Yes, isolating yourself from the world really sucks. You can’t see anyone, touch anyone, or go out of the house except to buy groceries. But if you’re already bored of Netlifx, or going nutballz from all the boredom, be thankful you’re not one of these unlucky folks.
From finding fresh snakeskin that’s still soft and spongy to the touch, to having the door to a fully-stocked fridge fall to the floor, these 40 people are having a way worse quarantine than you!
1) “Do not order your toilet paper from the wish app”
2) Be glad you’re not this guy.
@lvnwk:
“…it appears that I’m also in quarantine with this whatever monstrosity left this behind. Its soft to the touch so I’m assuming it’s still around.”
3) People are still getting into accidents?
@clopz_
“We have been forced quarantined for 48 hours. Notice the empty street and the closed gas station and these guys managed to get into a crash.”
4) The unfinished bathroom
@CarsonWentzylvania:
“Governor just ordered all “non life sustaining” businesses to close, including construction and contractors. This is the current state of my only bathroom…”
5) “He calls this look Cambodian Garbage Hitler.”
@NotedHeathen:
“Today my partner learned that you shouldn’t put off a haircut until the apocalypse when the only person left to do it (we’re in NYC) is your girlfriend who has never even trimmed her own ends.”
6) Dogs know how to play favorites, too
@urkillingme:
“My husband has been home 24/7 for a whole three days and my dog is a full on traitorous bastard. It’s like I don’t exist. This is bullshit.”
7) John Lithgow balding man haircuts
@KThingy:
“My kiddo cut his hair yesterday, then agreed to let me have a little fun with it before we fixed it.”
8) Yeah corona, you’re the f-word!
9) “My quarantine birthday is going well.”
But not all is lost, according to @DoCoconutsMigrate:
“At least you’ve got shiny, healthy, beautiful hair on this your most birthy of days.”
10) “That online session didn’t go well then… Not surprised at all, these next few weeks are going to be hell for teachers & parents.”
@duddolittle:
“As a professor with kids and loud dogs, these next couple of weeks will be interesting!”
11) “Can’t explain to my cats the gravity of what they’ve done.”
@Beansiesdaddy:
“Use their litter box.”
@magentablue:
“We literally had to put ours in Tupperware earlier this week. Our cat won’t leave it alone all of a sudden. It’s never been an issue before last weekend. It’s like he knows.”
12) “Bathroom flooded and I lost four good men.”
13) “My buddy was cleaning out his desk while at home during the quarantine, and found a $50 gift card!”
@PacificaDogFamily:
“There is one blockbuster left! It’s in Bend, OR. Go redeem it!”
14) “Someone threw a rock through my front window at 4 in the morning.”
@IR3kUNubs:
“Wish I could call someone to fix it without waiting two weeks, shucks.”
15) “Someone forgot their bag full of groceries”
@Perrin-Golden-Eyes:
“This makes me legitimately sad.”
@Rolling_on_the_river:
“Right? Imagine ending your shift, dead tired. You still have to shop for the little ones. You get home and start to feel your chest sink in when you realise.”
16)”Dropped my charger cable behind the desk to then go and plug it in – it landed on the power strip. And turned it off. My computer was on that. And so was my work.”
@NoJunkNoSouls:
“The adult version of ‘the dog ate my homework.'”
17) “I didn’t partake in the toilet paper panic…maybe I should have?”
18) “Had to say goodbye to an old friend today.”
@JakeyMcSwain:
“I’ve had it for about 11 years and it finally gave in during my quarantine. Rest In Peace, buddy, and thanks for all the incredible memories.”
19) This mom is suddenly having regrets about her quarantine purchase.
@YossarianC022:
“I’m regretting panic buying $100 worth of Legos to end up with my children ignoring them and instead playing with a cardboard box and a can lid for the last 2 hours.”
20) “There is no hope for me. Stay healthy folks!”
@ride365
“As a single man who has eaten out pretty much every day since I was 19, this whole “fend for yourself ” quarantine plan is utter bullshit. You see this? This is instant oatmeal and I fucked it up.”
21) No fridge or stove
@legolas156:
“We were getting our kitchen redone when the Corona Virus happened. We currently are living through this with a toaster oven and a sink.”
22) “Angry French noises”
@Shadowhenge:
“This is the one time where “just the tip” is the worst thing you could have tried. You have to go deeper, man.”
@Dreadheadjohn:
“Simple, open in 5 easy steps. Close drain in tub. Smash bottle into bathtub. Scoop out wine with wine glass. Pick out glass shards. Enjoy!”
23) Working from home isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.
@double_reedditer:
“HS teacher remote teaching. Our platform generates unique classroom codes for each course. For my course, I have to screenshot and send “Jizzin’ to God” to all my students.”
@X-GonnaLendItToYa:
“Did I just find the vanity plate I never knew I needed?”
24) “He lost his blueberries”
@hmanz8000:
“5 sec rule yo”
@bigredcar
“Due to Coronavirus shortages the 5 second rule has been extended to 25 seconds.”
25) “Bought 60 doughnuts for the office today to celebrate my 20th birthday, only to be told I need to self isolate/ work from home for the next week.”
@The100thIdiot:
“Since when did having 60 doughnuts suck?”
@EndsWithJusSayin”
“When you get to the last one and realize you don’t have 60 more…”
26) “Can you spare a square?”
@james_fox1984:
“Very clever, I love it.”
@setasjungles:
“You wouldn’t love it that much if you saw that when sitting there yourself. It would be a shitty joke. Just sayinn.”
27) “Girlfriends grad cancelled due to the virus so she’s picking up her degree from the student desk.”
28) “So my fridge doors just fell off…”
@Contigen:
“You just got a new air conditioner!”
29) “My quarantine is fine, thanks for asking”
@IamnotValiantThor:
“Is this how they put electrolytes into water?”
30) “1st day of family quarantine…TV dies…”
@KingT-U-T:
“Best buy is essential!”
@TheOfficialToast:
“So are liquor stores!”
31) “COVID-19 shut down the dental school I was getting work done on for the next month. Wish me luck!”
32) “We had one roll left… Kids.”
33) “It’s better than nothing”
@Razorray21:
“1/4 ply. Time to make the super mummy hand!”
34) “Day two of captivity and my son clogged the toilet. Then this.”
35) “It was announced today that my country is going into lockdown. My door was being repaired when the announcement was made and the repair man left in a panic.”
36) “That was the isolation wine”
@IllTakeOutTheTrash:
“Wish I could send you some consolation isolation wine.”
@keepdatsimple:
“There is always isolation water.”
37) “Behold, 125 kazoos with our wedding date on them that arrived at our door the day we emailed everyone to tell them the wedding was postponed.”
38) “My friend went to the Apple store today because he broke his iphone XS both front and back.”
@leosadovsky:
“In Russian there is a word РУКОЖОП (rukozhop). It means a person whose hands are growing from that persons ass. Idk if there is any similar term in English.”
39) “Stay inside they said…”
@initiationviper:
“Looks like your car is just reaffirming what you’ve already been told.”
40) “Our country (Malaysia) has been in movement control order. This is 10days into the lockdown.”
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