Quarantine. Social distancing. #flattenthecurve. Isolation. #stayathome. Corona. These are just some of the words that will define the year 2020, the year we literally didn’t want to touch anyone with a 10-foot pole.
But, just because we’re stuck in a rut doesn’t mean we can’t make fun of this world going to hell. Laughter is the best medicine, after all.
And what better way to lift up your spirits than to have a chuckle with these 40 funny coronavirus jokes! COVID-19 is in the house, yo (that’s a joke too, if you “get it”).
1) “My dad is a pilot and during the pandemic decided to make a work simulator at home.”
2) LEGO my toilet paper!
You like LEGO’s? pic.twitter.com/CalBnEiVFt
— 🐶Earl of Frunkpuppy🐶 (@28delayslater) March 19, 2020
3) Mother Nature is a hard-ass
I feel like Nature has sent us all to our rooms for being assholes.
— Derek Mears (@DerekMears) March 18, 2020
4) “My dog isn’t used to me being home during the day and is just staring at me from different places around the house.”
5) Canada’s super cool plastic money
6) Rich celebrities, tell us your woes!
7) Ironic role reversals
in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out
— Brigid Delaney (@BrigidWD) March 16, 2020
8) It’s not ’cause of karma or anything
America sure is having some bad luck. It’s almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) December 10, 2016
9) When the Navy telecommutes
10) Oh no!
11) Don’t give up the dream!
12) Social isolation inspires creativity
13) Netflix and lick’n trees
AMERICA, EVERY WEEKEND: I just wanna Netflix and Chill lol.
THE WEEKEND EVERYONE NEEDS TO STAY INSIDE: It’s my God-given right to go outside and lick whatever I want.
— Jake Whitacre (@jakewhitacre) March 15, 2020
14) Star Trek humor
15) Crazy funny marketing geniuses
A bar in my neighborhood is delivering entire liters of their premixed margaritas for $25 and you get a complimentary roll of toilet paper with your purchase and it’s really starting to feel like there are no rules anymore
— Ryan Brooks (@ryanbrooks) March 18, 2020
16) Quarantine progression
Day 1 of quarantine: I’m going to take this as an opportunity to improve my health
Day 2 of quarantine: Due to personal reasons, I am eating a lasagna in my shower
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) March 18, 2020
17) History repeats itself
History repeats itself. *giggle pic.twitter.com/mN0wpd525n
— Lori Lovely (@montrosefarms) March 22, 2020
18) Apocalyptic Fashion
19) We’re alive though, right?
20) What are your plans for the weekend?
@Rowlie:
“Ambitious- You plan to change Your position 4 times!”
21) Now everyone wants to know
oh nowwww everyone wanna know what introverts do for fun
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 13, 2020
22) They don’t play by their own rules
oh nowwww everyone wanna know what introverts do for fun
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 13, 2020
23) “When the quarantine kicks in…”
24) Working from home is way too hard
25) Time flies when COVID-19 life sucks
what a fucking year this week has been.
— HAN DOLO (@pacinomoney) November 4, 2019
26) It’s all about Jumanji!
27) Throwback Thursday to a better time of our lives
28) Look on the bright side…
29) What, an entire rubber suit isn’t enough protection?
30) Quarantine is only for outside of the house
31) Not all sports has been cancelled!
Update: Not all sports are cancelled pic.twitter.com/VHmxFinflV
— Marty O (@martoo14) March 14, 2020
32) “Anyone know how long this takes?”
33) “News outlet in Canada is taping their microphones to hockey sticks to maintain social distance.”
34) It’s all good
35) Oops, bad timing
36) STAY IN!
“Just because you feel fine doesn’t mean you are.”
37) Yep, we kind of did it to ourselves.
38) “They are technically correct”
39) “There are true visionaries that walk among us.”
40) Just smile and think positive thoughts!
let’s not forget that rapunzel was quarantined and met her future husband so let’s think positively here
— sam fischer (@samfischer52) March 16, 2020
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