Take a look at this interaction between The Amazing Troll man and a customer who decided that scuffing his own shoe was the store’s problem.

It looks like he wanted his money back, but he was getting pwned instead.

Also, we had no idea our sneakers had souls. We knew they had soles, but now we feel bad for walking on them.

You know what’s great? When people type in all caps.

Sure, they may be easier to read, but you do know you can make your computer font larger without making it look like you’re screaming at someone, right?

We applaud the spirit of the effort this person made to point out that the card was sexist, but that was kind of part of the joke.

No, it was actually the entire joke.

Admittedly, we wouldn’t be happy if our grocery store smelled awful, but can’t you at least give some context? What did it smell like?

The Amazing Troll-Man has a hunch.

(And why can’t you just speak to someone while you’re there to find out what’s going on instead of taking to the Internet later with vague complaints?)

Apparently, the UK clothing store New Look just lost a customer. But don’t worry, she didn’t fit into the clothing anyway.

We wonder how long it took her to get the joke.

We’d be angry if we were this customer too, but he did leave the perfect opening for a Lord of the Rings joke.

And he lost our sympathy when he couldn’t take that joke and started demanding names so he could strip someone of their job.

Aside from the inability to use punctuation properly, we kind of like whoever made this comment.

Of course, they could have skimmed a bit off in an attempt to get a voucher or refund, but is corned beef really worth the trouble?

Luckily, they were pretty awesome about the joke as well.

Now you’ll have The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’s theme song in your head all day.

Again, good sense of humor, but what makes this person think a fast food company is going to casually start ripping off its competitor?

Just go to Burger King if it’s that much better, man.

This person’s only smiley face is for how he or she looks back fondly on berating staff on the return policy. Then, when The Amazing Troll-Man decides to have a little bit of fun, they get even more high and mighty and call their rude comment “constructive.”

We think they might need to study law a little bit longer.

Well, there are double exclamation points after every sentence, so this person must mean business.

If your kid is so young they still enjoy something called “Boom Ball Game,” they probably don’t even notice the missing pieces.

This is the only person in the world that loves their Internet service provider.

In fact, those rose-colored glasses must have skipped right over the curse word.

They say love is blind.

Young people having fun at work is the worst, according to this customer.

Luckily, Troll-Man said what we were all thinking without even really having to say it.

You’ve gotta love when someone wants recognition for an employee whose name they can’t even remember.

Oh, and that Christmas bonus? Maybe Sky can just hand those out to everyone, ensuring the good-but-nameless-employee gets one.

Well, if Donna wasn’t confused by those mysterious charges before she certainly is now!

If you want the best chicken sandwich ever, maybe you should pay more than $3 for it at a fast food restaurant.

Just sayin’.

Wow, they’re going to take their complaint all the way to the top. Of Shoe Zone.

We hope when they show up for that big meeting that they’re wearing two shoes.

What’s the point of a complaint like this?

Just go shop somewhere else and stop buying fabric wardrobes and hoping they last as long as real ones.

Well, that’s life – time to get over it.

And why do you want a replacement of something that broke anyway? Get a different hoe!

Yes, we’re all very lucky this customer didn’t hurt themselves more by tripping over something because they weren’t paying attention.

Now they’ll live to complain another day.

Whatever happened to the good old days? Why don’t things stay the same forever, just exactly like this customer wants them to?

Things really went downhill after they fired all the Oompa Loompas.

We almost sympathized with him for a minute until he started acting like a toddler.

In less than an hour he went from having a memory of an uncomfortable day to an entire uncomfortable vacation and an injury.

We hope The Amazing Troll man got some pleasure out of imagining this customer reading that entire message before they figured out the joke.

What great constructive criticism.

They will undoubtedly change their hours now just because some customer accidentally got some exercise and never checked the hours on the store.

Well, damn, now she’ll have to take it upon herself to fix her own mistake. How terrible.

Why’d you buy them so many times if you were being overcharged?!

We’re sure customer service is really looking forward to her visit.

You gotta love this customer. They were tired of waiting, decided to do something inappropriate, and are now threatening to have their “influencer friends” publicly post a ridiculous story.

Perhaps their “influencer friends” will remind them that any publicity is good publicity. That is, if they have any friends.

Sorry about your mom, but what is it, exactly, you’re going to tell your lawyer when you’ve already admitted the first time around that she wasn’t hurt?

Yes, the employee should have apologized but why didn’t you make a complaint right then and there?

Actually, we like Shane. Shane gets it.

What nerve for the store to tell you it’s you’re mistake for mistakenly taking the wrong drink.

Do you think the real customer service person who fielded this complaint had to stifle a laugh?

We’re glad this customer reminded Tesco that they’re not stupid because we were really wondering.

How does one hurt themselves on a wall, exactly?

What a great suggestion. Why doesn’t the grocery store just put their stock in the wrong freezers with the wrong prices and deal with the resulting complaints instead of storing items properly when the power goes out?

We hate to break it to this customer, but if multiple workers walked away and never came back, the problem might be with her, not Tesco.

This does sound very frustrating, but maybe they only let people with a sense of humor ride that twain.

Well, Sky’s not trying to wind him up, but The Amazing Troll-Guy sure is!

Well, that escalated quickly.

JD Sports is probably really glad this guy got online to make that constructive comment.

Because it’s a joke.

Cater to vegans but make it cheap.

Noted.

We don’t even know what David is trying to accomplish here.

But we hope he sleeps well after getting that useless complaint off his chest.

We’d like to say there’s no “us” and “them,” but we’d like to be in any group that didn’t include this awful person.

Oh, just like you “couldn’t be bothered” to get or remember their name?

At least everyone got a laugh.

Did the three bears have another baby bear we didn’t know about?

Yeah, you have to expect that one’s not going to end well.