A lot of people wish they could just be a little bit taller. Are you one of them?
So many people want to be taller but do we actually know what it means to be tall?
These tall people will show us what it means. And the view is sometimes not so good up there.
Do they make blankets for tall people? How do they sleep at night? This friend is genuinely concerned.
Well, you know, on the bright side, they get to save on shampoo and conditioner. Those tall people clothes can’t be cheap!
3. I Don’t Want To Know About “Everything” About You, Man
It’s a little awkward to pee when you can actually see the other person in the next stall. They can try pretend they don’t see anything but that’s a little hard to do in this situation, isn’t it?
4. Meal Planning With Ratatouille While Exercising
Gotta get ready for that meal he’s planning with Remy the rat. Some ratatouille perhaps?
5. Good Thing No One Is In Front Of Me
Oh man. Let’s hope no one really shows up for that seat in front of him.
6. How A Dutchman Travels To China
The doorways and beams look really good in China. And that’s a good thing because that’s the only thing he sees anyway.
7. And Now We Know Where Peeping Tom Came From
Let’s hope he’s not unlucky enough to peep a grandpa trying on leopard-print speedos. It’s hard enough to see everyone. But it’s so hard to “unsee” that image!
8. That’s What Coffee Tables Are For!
That’s so sweet! Now if they only bring that table everywhere so they’d have no problem whenever mom wants a hug.
9. When You Gotta Take A Photo But You’re Not Eye Level
Two birds with one stone. Get your passport photo taken. Work your inner thighs at the same time.
10. Is That A Normal Seat Or A Child’s Seat?
It’s like everything else shrunk around him. Including his clothes.
11. It Doesn’t Taste As Good As It Smells
It’s gonna be hard to get that taste off of your nose. Or, worse, your mouth!
He has solved the problem of a true full-length mirror. Now he can get ready easily. For the upper half of his body anyway.
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14. It’s A Game Of Tetris On The Bus
Hope the driver doesn’t accidentally slam on the brakes. That’s gonna hurt!
15. When You Really Want To See The View
When you really want to see the view, you have to do what you can. At least this way, he got to see the beautiful view and he got to work on his legs, too!
16. Hope This Pilot Gets To Fly Bigger Planes Soon!
Oh man! What if he needs to use the lavatory inside the plane?
17. Good Thing That Car Doesn’t Have A Roof!
Let’s hope the car in front of him doesn’t accidentally slam his brakes and cause him to do the same. Poor nose if he does!
18. He Just Wanted Some Water
Who knew you could also break your back while trying to get some water? And your knees!
19. Should We Get Taller Desk?
Well, it was either this, or bend forward. Take your pick.
20. You Think He’s A Leg Man?
Which part of her do you think he likes? Her legs? Her hands? Her arms?
21. When You Need To Get Your Height Checked
Is she really a doctor? That’s not a child pretending to be a doctor?
22. When All You Want To Do Is Get Some Money
Well, at least there’s some type of roofing to protect the head. Plus no need to kneel!
23. Giraffes United Against Ceiling Fans
Their mission? Make sure the ceiling fans are always off when they’re in the room.
24. Hope It Wasn’t A Long Interview!
Tall people don’t need to go to the gym to work their legs. They do it all the time, taking photos, looking at viewfinders, getting interviewed in China.
25. Saying Goodbye To Her Mini-Me
Is she glad she doesn’t have to keep bending forward to hug her? But it’s her mini-me’s special hug!
26. Great View Of The Sky
Wow, that view is amazing! The diamond pattern of the walls are majestic.
27. And You Thought Hospital Beds Couldn’t Get Any More Uncomfortable
And his blanket is too short, too! Hope his room is a little warmer. Or his feet are gonna get cold!
28. Will I Ever Be Able To Do Pull-Ups Anymore?
Next time, he might need to place the pull-up bar on the ledge of the second floor. That’s the only thing that might work.
29. Can We Readjust That Light?
Let’s hope she’s not rushing to go from the kitchen to the living room. That’s gonna hurt when she bumps into it.
It’s like she’s going to confession. But she’s just getting money.
31. Sorry, Man, You’re Too Tall!
You are not clear, Clarence. Good thing you saw that bar!
32. It’s A Little Cramped
And he needs to hold that for four hours? Good luck, dude!
33. Keep This In Your Wallet At All Times
Maybe this will keep people from asking or joking all the time. And he can focus on more important things.
34. Pain In The Knees Or The Back?
It’s one or the other. You gotta choose.
35. When Tall People Get Married
Want to see how wedding photos will look like when the groom is 6’8″ and the bride is 6’4″? It’s like the rest of the party are children!
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